Freakzilla
04-07-2001, 08:25 PM
Fatso 2000:
Chris joins the circus when the big top comes to Greenville. Chris starts in the Funnel Cake stand, tries out for the high wire, then works his way up to midway hawker. Chris puts on a few extra pounds and puts in incredible hours demonstrating to his marks the technique of bobbing for prizes in mashed potatoes and chugging chocolate syrup. He finally accomplishes his ultimate goal of gaining enough weight to be buried in a piano crate. Tragically, Chris is killed when he mistakenly locks himself in the lion cage while raiding the Elephants peanut supply.
Chris joins the circus when the big top comes to Greenville. Chris starts in the Funnel Cake stand, tries out for the high wire, then works his way up to midway hawker. Chris puts on a few extra pounds and puts in incredible hours demonstrating to his marks the technique of bobbing for prizes in mashed potatoes and chugging chocolate syrup. He finally accomplishes his ultimate goal of gaining enough weight to be buried in a piano crate. Tragically, Chris is killed when he mistakenly locks himself in the lion cage while raiding the Elephants peanut supply.