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haha I'm so glad I saved that

RIP Pepsi Vanilla :(

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THE FIRST ONE LOL. good times.

THE FIRST ONE LOL. good times.
LOL I know

The smoky mountain-fillled long and winding road to sweet, sweet, angelic Aunt Bea who will always stand by me. The sun will never go down on her. I imagine that she thinks of me. Every day with her is another day in paradise. I love when we go and shop around. i wanna be in that moment forever. Its like im in heaven. Sometimes we fight, but usually we can work it out. She always shows me pictures of when she was just a young girl, coming to America on a big ship.

She keeps waiting on the world to change, and you're the voice to help her understand that it wont. And so it goes, the life of Aunt Bea.

The road to aunt bea seems to get longer every time we go there, but it seems so much shorter when im with you. Even though we only see Aunt Bea a few times a year, she's always there when you believe.

This was a really sweet, touching poem/story. :) It appears you have a wonderful relationship with your Aunt. She seemed like a very kind-hearted, influential individual. You are so lucky to have a person like that in your life!

Why thank you, Lynn Marie Jenkins. Would you care to see a picture of my sweet Aunt Bea?

Why thank you, Lynn Marie Jenkins. would you care to see a picture of my sweet Aunt Bea?
Sure! It's always nice to put a face to a description. :)

Here is a picture of my sweetie pie Aunt Bea. She is the one on the far left. She is with her two friends - her asian friend Hini and her german friend Margaret Sally. They are two wonderful ladies, so caring and giving. Always happy to whip me up a nice batch of biscuits or blueberry muffins.

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Here is a picture of my sweetie pie Aunt Bea. She is the one on the far left. She is with her two friends - her asian friend Hini and her german friend Margaret Sally. They are two wonderful ladies, so caring and giving. Always happy to whip me up a nice batch of biscuits or blueberry muffins.

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So that is who stole the tires from my car last year. The nerve of those old hags!

They look so sweet and caring! I can just imagine them in the kitchen, spoiling you rotten! Making you all those yummy treats. :) Thanks for sharing that neat photograph with me, Joseph! :wave:

So that is who stole the tires from my car last year. The nerve of those old hags!
:lol: You better be joking! I'm sure they're great people. Now, don't make me report you!!

So that is who stole the tires from my car last year. The nerve of those old hags!
Thomas Frank Rennald, I am upset. You know my sweet Bea would never do such a thing. Those are the tires that Aunt Bea's great grandson Harry Milker lended to her. She would never commit a crime. She is just a sweet old woman with a heart of gold.

Thomas Frank Rennald, I am upset. You know my sweet Bea would never do such a thing. Those are the tires that Aunt Bea's great grandson Harry Milker lended to her. She would never commit a crime. She is just a sweet old woman with a heart of gold.
You should not have to defend your wonderful Aunt Bea! We all know she is a lovely woman, so giving and motherly to everyone she meets! :)

They look so sweet and caring! I can just imagine them in the kitchen, spoiling you rotten! Making you all those yummy treats. :) Thanks for sharing that neat photograph with me, Joseph! :wave:
Oh, they are very talented ladies when it comes to cooking. They love to make pizza the most. I see them in the kitchen throwing the flour around singing old tunes from the 1750s. They just have a ball cooking in the kitchen! It's so nice to see Bea so lively and happy. Her friends are truly special people in that they make her feel 78 again!

And yes, I am quite spoiled by their deliciously prepared treats. :lol: But I love it!

Oh, they are very talented ladies when it comes to cooking. They love to make pizza the most. I see them in the kitchen throwing the flour around singing old tunes from the 1750s. They just have a ball cooking in the kitchen! It's so nice to see Bea so lively and happy. Her friends are truly special people in that they make her feel 78 again!

And yes, I am quite spoiled by their deliciously prepared treats. :lol: But I love it!
That's just great to hear! You need to invite me over some day. ;) I hear nothing but rave reviews when it comes to their cooking! :lol:

You lucky boy, you! LOL!

Since we are on the topic of my Aunt Bea, I figured I should mention my Aunt Bea's beautiful farm out in Nebraska. She grew corn, carrots, peas, tomatos, and basil on her farm. She also raised cows, pigs, goats, chickens, roosters, birds, dogs, and cats. I used to love spending hot summer days out on that barn. Sometimes me and my girlfriend Megathie Adams would go out by the lake and swim together, when I was a bit older, of course! What great times we had at the barn. She owned it from 1640 - 2002. Sadly she sold it to some sketchy looking people back in 2003 so she could move to Ho Ho Kus, New Jersey. I heard they blew it up. :(

Here is a picture of the old barn in Nebraska, at the farm entitled Swampy Pretty Farm:

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Since we are on the topic of my Aunt Bea, I figured I should mention my Aunt Bea's beautiful farm out in Nebraska. She grew corn, carrots, peas, tomatos, and basil on her farm. She also raised cows, pigs, goats, chickens, roosters, birds, dogs, and cats. I used to love spending hot summer days out on that barn. Sometimes me and my girlfriend Megathie Adams would go out by the lake and swim together, when I was a bit older, of course! What great times we had at the barn. She owned it from 1640 - 2002. Sadly she sold it to some sketchy looking people back in 2003 so she could move to Ho Ho Kus, New Jersey. I heard they blew it up. :(

Here is a picture of the old barn in Nebraska, at the farm entitled Swampy Pretty Farm:

http://www.agriculture.purdue.edu/connections/fall2005/barns_gallery/images/barn11.jpg

That's what you get when you steal from others!

Good gracious, Joseph! You are such a great story teller. And I am sure Aunt Bea has many stories to be told, so keep them coming! ;) It warms my heart to hear of these memories, so obviously close to your heart! It seems she really had a lovely thing going there. A shame what happened to it, really. :( But it lives on every day in the life of people who were touched by that wonderful farm enviornment, I am sure! :)

That's just great to hear! You need to invite me over some day. ;) I hear nothing but rave reviews when it comes to their cooking! :lol:

You lucky boy, you! LOL!
I really am quite lucky! And yes, of course you hear rave reviews. The ladies actually opened a restaraunt back in 1951 entitled "Very Very Very Good Ethnic Eats", but it was closed shortly thereafter when it was raided by a scary pack of termites. :eek: Too bad they didn't make it in the restaraunt business. :( Aunt Bea does sell some of her baked goods on the corner around the holidays, though, and she makes very very good money! Her baked goods are a hit in town. Long lines all the time around the holidays. Everyone loves her baked goods. :cool:

That's what you get when you steal from others!
I said, don't make me report you! :mad: That was inappropriate, in my opinion!

EDIT: I'm sorry if that came across as rude! I was just mad you would make such a hurtful comment towards such a wonderful lady!

That's what you get when you steal from others!
Old Bea never stole from anybody! It would break her poor ancient fragile heart to hear you talk about her like this. She is such a genuine, kind, sweet human being and it makes me cry (literally) when you call her a thief. :crying:

I really am quite lucky! And yes, of course you hear rave reviews. The ladies actually opened a restaraunt back in 1951 entitled "Very Very Very Good Ethnic Eats", but it was closed shortly thereafter when it was raided by a scary pack of termites. :eek: Too bad they didn't make it in the restaraunt business. :( Aunt Bea does sell some of her baked goods on the corner around the holidays, though, and she makes very very good money! Her baked goods are a hit in town. Long lines all the time around the holidays. Everyone loves her baked goods. :cool:
At least nobody can take away the fact that they helped prepare the last supper!

Although I am sure the two would have found a way to, if it were somebody else!

I really am quite lucky! And yes, of course you hear rave reviews. The ladies actually opened a restaraunt back in 1951 entitled "Very Very Very Good Ethnic Eats", but it was closed shortly thereafter when it was raided by a scary pack of termites. :eek: Too bad they didn't make it in the restaraunt business. :( Aunt Bea does sell some of her baked goods on the corner around the holidays, though, and she makes very very good money! Her baked goods are a hit in town. Long lines all the time around the holidays. Everyone loves her baked goods. :cool:
That is too bad! Those dang termites. I've sadly known a couple run-ins with those buggers! Maddening, really, but what can a person do! Nice to hear she keeps touching people with her cooking talent, though. :) It seems like it brings her joy to share it!

At least nobody can take away the fact that they helped prepare the last supper!

Although I am sure the two would have found a way to, if it were somebody else!
Please leave my thread if all you can do is spread lies about my precious Bea. She is an angelic sweetie, one of the best humans ever and she is just a natural beauty, inside and out!!! Sorry your bitter heart can't see that mister!!!!! :mad: :rolleyes:

At least nobody can take away the fact that they helped prepare the last supper!

Although I am sure the two would have found a way to, if it were somebody else!
Please go away! This thread was not created to start fights or bickering. We're here to celebrate the life of a wonderful woman who has touched our friend's life!

That is too bad! Those dang termites. I've sadly known a couple run-ins with those buggers! Maddening, really, but what can a person do! Nice to hear she keeps touching people with her cooking talent, though. :) It seems like it brings her joy to share it!
Oh most definitely! She is a giver, for sure. She loves seeing people smile. She is just a wonderful warm human being. I love her so much! :D

Aunt Bea's most popular item is her pumpkin pie, which she calls a "family secret recipe". :lol: It sells in truckloads (literally! :eek: ) around Halloween and Thanksgiving! It is so delicious though, I eat it all the time. I make sure Bea brings it to all the family gatherings. :cool:

I have attached some pictures of Aunt Bea's pumpkin pie below. The first is of her pie, the second is of her great great granddaughter Liza Lina and her baby boy eating the pie. They sure love it! :D

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i just knew that if I looked in here it would be Joe causing trouble again.

shouldn't this be on the Mayberry RFD board?

LOL what the?

Oh my gosh! That pumpkin pie looks so dang YUMMY!! :liplick: Tell her to send me some ASAP, Joseph! ;)

^What is so confusing, Catcus Jack? We are discussing my Aunt Bea.

Oh my gosh! That pumpkin pie looks so dang YUMMY!! :liplick: Tell her to send me some ASAP, Joseph! ;)
Sure thing, Lynn. I will be sure to ask Aunt Bea to send you some. She sends her pie in packages quite often, as there is so much of a demand for it. Last year she sold over 780,000 pies!!! :eek: She certainly is making some nice dough...both the baking kind AND the money kind! :lol: :wave:

Oh most definitely! She is a giver, for sure. She loves seeing people smile. She is just a wonderful warm human being. I love her so much! :D

Aunt Bea's most popular item is her pumpkin pie, which she calls a "family secret recipe". :lol: It sells in truckloads (literally! :eek: ) around Halloween and Thanksgiving! It is so delicious though, I eat it all the time. I make sure Bea brings it to all the family gatherings. :cool:

I have attached some pictures of Aunt Bea's pumpkin pie below. The first is of her pie, the second is of her great great granddaughter Liza Lina and her baby boy eating the pie. They sure love it! :D

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I bet you, your aunt stole that recipe from someone!

Sure thing, Lynn. I will be sure to ask Aunt Bea to send you some. She sends her pie in packages quite often, as there is so much of a demand for it. Last year she sold over 780,000 pies!!! :eek: She certainly is making some nice dough...both the baking kind AND the money kind! :lol: :wave:
:lol: So funny!! Dang, that's ALOT. :eek: It must be as good as it looks! I can't wait to try it!! :D :)

I bet you, your aunt stole that recipe from someone!
I hate to do this but I have to pronounce you now as no longer welcome in this thread. I do not want a thread about a kind-hearted old woman going south. Please leave if all you can do is throw silly accusations at my wonderful, sweet, beautiful, amazing, all-american Aunt.

I bet you, your aunt stole that recipe from someone!
Can you PLEASE give it a rest, Stormtracker TF?!

:lol: So funny!! Dang, that's ALOT. :eek: It must be as good as it looks! I can't wait to try it!! :D :)
It sure is as good as it looks!

Another popular favorite of mine during the winter months from old Aunt Bea is her delicious, homemade hot cocoa. She picks fresh cocoa beans on her yearly trip to the Rainforest in July every single year and then cooks them up & puts them into liquid form! :lol: It's truly amazing. Every year, one night around Christmas, we have a "cocoa night" where we all drink Bea's cocoa and talk amongst ourselves!!! :lol: (And by "we" I mean my family & also the neighborhood!). Last year, my cousin Stacie Kell Kell gave birth to her baby son Ollie Kell Kell on cocoa night. It was beautiful. :cool:

Pictures:

#1 - the hot cocoa!
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(Notice the heart? oh how i love Aunt Bea!!!! :D )

#2 - Oliver "Ollie" Kell Kell, born December 12th 2007. What a beautiful baby!
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FUN FACT - Ollie Kell Kell is exactly 150 years younger then Aunt Bea! :D

Can you PLEASE give it a rest, Stormtracker TF?!
Please do not feed that mean grumpy old troll, my friend Lynn. It is simply not worth the time! ohno:

Aww, such a sweet, touching story! Seems like you have a wonderful family with great traditions! The cocoa looks delicious, as well. The heart is such a sweet touch, literally! :) Ollie Kell Kell is beautiful! You will have to give him lots of hugs and kisses for me the next time you see him!

Please do not feed that mean grumpy old troll, my friend Lynn. It is simply not worth the time! ohno:
I know, I know! I just get riled up and my anger gets the best of me! I promise to ignore him if he returns!

Sure thing, Lynn. I will be sure to ask Aunt Bea to send you some. She sends her pie in packages quite often, as there is so much of a demand for it. Last year she sold over 780,000 pies!!! :eek: She certainly is making some nice dough...both the baking kind AND the money kind! :lol: :wave:

She sold seven-hundred-and-eighty-thousand pies? I wonder how many she ate! No wonder she's such a tub of lard!

She sold seven-hundred-and-eighty-thousand pies? I wonder how many she ate! No wonder she's such a tub of lard!
I have reported you. The next step - I contact the police! :mad:

LALALALA. :rolleyes: Oh, was that the wind blowing?!

I have reported you. The next step - I contact the police! :mad:
:eek: Aunt Bea is pleased

Aww, such a sweet, touching story! Seems like you have a wonderful family with great traditions! The cocoa looks delicious, as well. The heart is such a sweet touch, literally! :) Ollie Kell Kell is beautiful! You will have to give him lots of hugs and kisses for me the next time you see him!
Yes, my family does have wonderful traditions.

Since it is summer I will bring up a summer tradition. Every year, we pack up our things and just randomly drive around the country, for some bonding time. We do not know our destination or anything! We just drive. It was Bea's idea to start this back in 1978 - 30 years ago! Last year it was quite funny - we found ourselves all the way in Northern Canada! :lol: I am not sure how we got there. It was so cold up there though!!! One year we also wound up in Mexico - it was terrible, but I will not go any further then saying we were attacked by a pack of wild tarantulas! :eek:

Changing the subject a bit, I do have to give kudos to the ShopRite that my Aunt Bea attends to make her delicious recipes. They have delicious items that are so fresh & the employees are so helpful. There is even a flamboyant man over the loudspeaker who says "Hey, girl, hey!" when you walk in the door to create a welcoming feeling. Thanks ShopRite, for being so great!

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That sounds like so much fun! :) A great time for bonding and making memories together! More families should do that these days! WHOA!! Your ''adventure'' in Mexico sounds SCARY! :eek: Eek is right.

ShopRite sounds lovely! :lol: ''LOL'' at the man over the loud speaker!! I'll have to visit one day.

That sounds like so much fun! :) A great time for bonding and making memories together! More families should do that these days! WHOA!! Your ''adventure'' in Mexico sounds SCARY! :eek: Eek is right.

ShopRite sounds lovely! :lol: ''LOL'' at the man over the loud speaker!! I'll have to visit one day.
It really is quite lovely!!! So much better then that nasty market "Decent N Cheap" off the freeway. Aunt Bea used to go there until the owner called her a disgusting old shrew :mad: What a rude-ie! The food was getting disgusting anyway! Sure the blueberries may be 2 cents, but what does it matter if they are lime green?! :rolleyes: <- They were the color of that offended "roll eyes" smiley!

Changing the subject, I dug up an old family portrait of Aunt Bea's family from her teenage years, back in the 1870s. She is the one on the bottom row, again to the far left. She was even a remarkable, sweet-looking beauty back then! :) :D :happyface
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What rude people! UGH!! :mad: I can't believe people could ever be so disrespectful! It seriously just riles me up so much, I wanna go punch someone in the nose! And that is just disgusting, about the blueberries. I cannot believe that at all! Not even a pretty color green..

And WOW! :eek: Aunt Bea sure was a beautiful young woman! A real looker. I bet she had men eating out of the palm of her hand with looks like that. ;) She is still beautiful!

What rude people! UGH!! :mad: I can't believe people could ever be so disrespectful! It seriously just riles me up so much, I wanna go punch someone in the nose! And that is just disgusting, about the blueberries. I cannot believe that at all! Not even a pretty color green..

And WOW! :eek: Aunt Bea sure was a beautiful young woman! A real looker. I bet she had men eating out of the palm of her hand with looks like that. ;) She is still beautiful!
"LOL"! :lol: I am truly laughing out loud now. Why yes - she was beautiful, and maybe she did have men eating out of the palm of her hand...FOOD :lol: Yes folks, Bea was a great cook even then. She began to take cooking lessons at the age of 1!!! :eek: Unfortunately she first fell in the pot when she tried cooking for the first time :( But obviously, she improved!!!! :lol: :D

LOL! What a funny story. :lol: It just goes to show, you gotta keep trying if you want to accomplish something! And boy, did Aunt Bea accomplish something wonderful! An amazing talent at cooking.

"LOL"! :lol: I am truly laughing out loud now. Why yes - she was beautiful, and maybe she did have men eating out of the palm of her hand...FOOD :lol: Yes folks, Bea was a great cook even then. She began to take cooking lessons at the age of 1!!! :eek: Unfortunately she first fell in the pot when she tried cooking for the first time :( But obviously, she improved!!!! :lol: :D
lOL

I have told Aunt Bea about this thread and she is truly touched. So touched, she wants to type a message to you all!! Here she is:

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hi folks this is bea here!!! lol :happyface :wave: :crazy: :lol: i just wanted 2 say thx 4 all the nice comments!!! i am truly touched!!!! :lol: :happyface :wave: :talk: :confused: :p :D

lynn - i will be sure 2 send u sum pie. i will start whipping 1 up rite now. :D

stormtracker - i no exactly who u r and i am asking u 2 bury the hatchet, the event u are angry at me for is from over 100 years ago! i was a silly teen then time 2 let it go

i want to say thx to my nephew joseph for preparing this lovely thread 4 me!!!! :lol: :happyface love u all! :biglove:

-bEa

Aunt Bea, you are such a kind soul! Really an inspiration. :) I cannot wait to try your pie! It looks so good. :lol: Thank you!!

I have told Aunt Bea about this thread and she is truly touched. So touched, she wants to type a message to you all!! Here she is:

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hi folks this is bea here!!! lol :happyface :wave: :crazy: :lol: i just wanted 2 say thx 4 all the nice comments!!! i am truly touched!!!! :lol: :happyface :wave: :talk: :confused: :p :D

lynn - i will be sure 2 send u sum pie. i will start whipping 1 up rite now. :D

stormtracker - i no exactly who u r and i am asking u 2 bury the hatchet, the event u are angry at me for is from over 100 years ago! i was a silly teen then time 2 let it go

i want to say thx to my nephew joseph for preparing this lovely thread 4 me!!!! :lol: :happyface love u all! :biglove:

-bEa LOL awesome Bea!!!

Lynn, I informed Bea of your post and a tear came to her eye. She is truly touched. She cannot come to the computer right now as she is making your pie & then watching her favorite ladies "The Golden Girls", but she will be back soon - I promise! :D :wave:

Aww, that is so sweet!! I'm glad she liked my post! :) I would enjoy it if she became a regular poster here!! :cool:

She certainly did like your post, Lynn! She is still weeping a bit.

And I sincerely hope she will become a regular poster here sometime soon, but she is so busy with cooking & napping. I hope she considers it though!!! You all deserve to feel the prescene of warm, lovely, kind-hearted Aunt Bea. :)

That sure would be nice! :) I feel she has alot to offer this board, as she has so much knowledge!! It's always nice to have an older presence, to show some of the younguns what maturity is all about! Plus, she could maybe share some of her recipes.. ;) If they aren't secrets!!

Okay friends, I have to go now. It is way past my bedtime and I still have to put Aunt Bea to sleep! It was nice chatting with you all. Let's resume this chat tomorrow! :wave:

I enjoyed chatting with you, Joseph! Goodnight!! :bye:

is truly something special. A light in my otherwise dark, dreary life. Not just shining for me, but for the whole WORLD to see. It's my safe haven in an unsafe world. My happiness when the tears are in my eyes. And the joy in my soul when I would otherwise be hurting. I love Decent N Cheap like Ricky loves Lucy. So, I wanted to ask, how has this amazing store touched YOU?

Decent N Cheap is so great. i especially love it the bread. sometimes, it's so stale, it changes colors. me and my family will go to the kitchen table, make sandwiches and then just watch the sandwich go from brown to grey to blue to green to baby blue to yellow to green to red. It's a magical experiences. I recommend it highly.

Lynn, what is your favorite grocery item from Decent N Cheap?

I'm a really big fan of their canned corn chowder. It's a pretty, pale shade of green and smells suspiciously like a rotting animal corpse. There's really nothing else like it out there, and I like that. I like the unique flavors and smells that erupt from the can as I open it. It literally fills your senses and it makes the overall experience top-notch, IMO.

^yeah, thats a good one.

another great one are the chocolate chip cookies. they taste so hideously great, and the secret is that instead of chocolate chips, they just put in deceased ants. its a good way to get some fiber while also enjoying a sweet snack. ant cookies with some milk made from sexually confused cows...MM now THATS a snack!

Gosh, Joe, my mouth is watering at the thought! :liplick: I really like their milk, and as a general rule I'm not a big fan. Their cornbread is also extremely impressive! They let it get moist and moldy, then dry it out for the BEST flavor. It's crunchy on the outside, moist and moldy on the inside! PASS THAT CORNBREAD, MA'AM!

OOOH the corn bread...delicious. I love that as well, but my #1 favorite has to be the potato salad. I just love how beautifully orange it looks. I've never seen a shade of orange like that before. You wouldn't think that potatos could go orange unless they are sweet potatoes. Well, they aren't! These potatoes have a disease called PIMD, which stands for Potatoes In Mortal Danger. They are basically potatoes with cancer. They are in no way shape or form, acceptable for human consumption, but Decent N Cheap ignores this and saves these poor potatoes and sells them in their store! How nice of them!! Mmm and they're delicious too, especially when you get to fight your dying digestive system and try not to throw them up!

Just more reason for Decent N Cheap to be my FAVORITE store! :) <3

It looks like Decent N Cheap has a new spokesperson!!! DAVID COOK!!! Your AMERICAN IDOL!!!! Hopefully he works out better then the last one, a random fat man who became terminally ill from consuming their food!!!! (what a mean idiot :rolleyes: ). Anyway here is the press release:
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Supermarket Chain "Decent 'N' Cheap" Gets New Spokesperson

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JULY 2 -- "Decent 'N' Cheap", a national supermarket chain made famous for their disgusting, sickening, yet unique grocery items, signed a 2-year contract with American Idol winner David Cook today, allowing him to become the supermarket's new spokesperson.

Cook, sometimes referred to as "Phat Kracka" or "THE COOK MAN", will star in the show's TV and radio ads as well as in magazine and newspaper ads.

A Decent 'N' Cheap spokesperson stated, "We're honored to have him here on the Decent N Cheap team, and hope he survives, I mean, enjoys the 2 years with us. We believe he is just as unique and original as our lovely food".

The company, who is celebrating it's 200th anniversary this year, previously had a Kentucky man named Kirk Ferlock as their spokesperson, but he sued his way out of his contract after he became terminally ill and wound up in a coma in 2002. He is still in his coma. Since 2002, the company's mascot has been a talking piece of vomit.

David Cook told the press today, "I AM HONORED TO BE A PART OF THIS WONDERFUL COMPANY. I LOVE DECENT N CHEAP'S FOOD. I LOVE HOW ITS NOT YOUR AVERAGE GROCERY STORE. I LOVE HOW UNLIKE MOST GROCERY STORES THEY DONT GIVE TWO CRAPS ABOUT CLEANLINESS. I FIND THAT SO UNIQUE, INNOVATIVE AND ORIGINAL. THEIR FOOD IS A BREATH OF FRESH AIR, JUST LIKE ME AND MY TOTALLY ORIGINAL ROCK COVERS. WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON BECAUSE WE ARE BOTH SO UNIQUE AND UNPREDICTABLE. I AM NOT YOUR AVERAGE AMERICAN IDOL WINNER, THEY ARE NOT YOUR AVERAGE GROCERY STORE. WE ARE A PERFECT MATCH", he said.

David Cook, who won 'Idol' back in May, is currently touring with the other 9 'Idol' finalists. He said he will take time to shoot his first Decent 'N' Cheap advertisment "DURING SOME OF HIS OFF-TIME". Rumor has it that the first ad will feature him eating a bowl of bright yellow mint chocolate chip ice cream.

© 2008 Associated Press

:woohoo: This is such great news! Go ''THE COOK MAN''! party:

i love THE COOK MAN!!! :woohoo: he is so unique and original!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BOO!

read mah post in my thread. I miss you guys. :mrtarver:

BOO!

read mah post in my thread. I miss you guys. :mrtarver:
this isnt a random thread ASHLEE!! :snob:

*reads your thread*

this isnt a random thread ASHLEE!! :snob:

*reads your thread*
oh, I thought this was another one of those "EmoJoe Appreciation" threads...

I never thought you as a nephew have this special relationship with your aunt. She is like a second mother to you. How about your mom, do you have a special mother-son relationship with her?

oh, there are LOTS of things about joe that are special.

oh, there are LOTS of things about joe that are special.:lol:

I never thought you as a nephew have this special relationship with your aunt. She is like a second mother to you. How about your mom, do you have a special mother-son relationship with her?
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

sometimes i wonder if joe's aunt bea keeps him loked in the basement and thats why he only posts at night.

http://www.junkfoodnews.net/PEPSI-VANILLA.jpg
http://www.24-7partypaks.com.au/images/Bratz/diva-themed-scented-icecream-shaped-pencil-erasers-favors.JPG
http://cardboardmonocle.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/smurfs.jpg
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c273/nwehrell/CuriousGeorge.jpg
http://www.naturez.org/images/vegetables-08.jpg



disclaimer: i felt the need to post pictures of things that are gone to me but not forgotten. its on the random board so hopefully no one minds. :)


Nice pictures and funny to where did you find them all ?

Yes! Those are really nice and funny pics.