"The Babysitter":

Ralph: "My mother had been yelling out the window for 80 years."

Alice: "Yeah and when she lost her voice, more people listened to her than Amos & Andy."

"The Babysitter":

(Ralph thinks that Alice is seeing another man behind his back. He wants to find out.)

Ralph: "Norton, I don't want to lose her."

(Ralph leaves. Ed eats Ralph's dinner.)

Ed: "I hope he doesn't lose her too. She is such a good cook."

"The Deciding Vote":

Ed: "I sure wish that Trixie would make icing that tastes as good as this."

Alice: "Icing? Ed, that is starch."

Ed: "It is?"

(Ed tastes it again.)

Ed: "I still wish that Trixie would make icing that tastes as good as this."

"Stars Over Flatbush":

Ed: "I was born under the sign of Pieces, the fish."

Ralph: "You were born under the sign of Pistachio, the nut."

"Stars Over Flatbush":

Ralph: "Since I found out that I'm Taurus the Bull, I have become a new man."

Alice: "You may be a new man but it's the same old bull."

"New Manager":

Alice: "Why would Ralph run away?"

Ed: "He's married, ain't he?"

"What's The Name":

Ralph: "Every time there was a love scene in the movie, Ed had to kiss Trixie."

Alice: "What's wrong with that? I think that that is very romantic."

Ralph: "Romantic, huh? I was sitting between them."

"Cottage For Sale Part 1":

Ralph: "I thought I could chop off a few bucks off the $989."

Mr. Mosby: "$989? This cottage costs $2,000."

Ed: "Ralph, you got a load of chopping to do."

"Cottage For Sale Part 2":

(Ralph & Ed are fighting. They hate each other.)

Ralph: "I got a million friends. I must have 50 at the bus depot. 50 down at the bowling alley. 50 down at the lodge. There's 100 right there."

Alice: "If you got so many friends Ralph, how come they never invite you anywhere?"

Ralph: "Because I am always with Norton and they don't like him either."