A friend emailed me this. I thought it was kind of funny.

Ten Peeves Of The Family Dog

1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all
2. Yelling at me for barking, thats what dogs do for crying out loud
3. Taking me for a walk then not letting me check stuff out, whose walk is it anyway
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose, STOP IT
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons, not a good look for most of us
6. The sleight of hand, fake throw trick, you fooled a dog, Whooo Hoooo
7. Taking us to the vet for the "big snip", then acting surprised when we freak out the next time we go
8. Getting upset when we sniff your guests, sorry but we haven't mastered the handshake yet
9. Dog Sweaters, HELLO??? Haven't you noticed we already have a natural coat
10. How you act disgusted when I groom myself, we both know you're just jealous

Now lay off me on some of these things
We both know who's Boss here
You don't see me picking up your poop, do you?

:rofl: That's dead hilarious, especially 1, 6 and 10, lol.

:rofl: LOVE this! Thanks for posting it...going to have to send this to a few people :lol:

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That is hilarious Ann. And so true. :lol:

:lol: those are hilarious! thanks for posting them. i needed a good laugh.

i love posts like this. :lol: thanks for sharing. :)

You're welcome!