Carrie: Hasn't anyone said you look like someone?
Doug: Oh, you mean like every famous fat guy in every movie ever?


[Doug and Deacon are locked in a refrigerated truck with penguins]
Doug Heffernan: "Warning: Please retain key as refrigerated trucks are not equipped with interior door handles". Mother of ass! :rofl:


Doug Heffernan: Son of a mother! :lol:

POLE DANCER! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=mts_Lw41Yfc&feature=related)
duh!! :D