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Teddys_Angel_Jinny113
10-26-2001, 04:42 PM
Q: What's Jinny's favorite tool?
A: A hammer

tehehehe

IMakeBurgers
10-26-2001, 04:53 PM
tell me that was suppost to be funny...

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§*¤~¤Jamie Nancy McKeon Jinny Exstead¤~¤*§ LOL

NANCY MCKEON IS DA BEST ACTRESS IN DA WORLD!!!!

Lisa, Lauren, Tiffany, and Jamie, da sLaNgSIsTaS!!!!

GUM IS GOOD!! LMFAO

My newNancy McKeon (http://www.angelfire.com/celeb2/nancy_mckeon) site..Check it out!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
please e-mail or IM me at:
Jamiegirl2006@aol.com , WishiniwasNancyM@aol.com, NancyMcKeonfan4L@aol.com,or NancyMcKeonfan2001@yahoo.com

XoVanillaRain90oX
10-26-2001, 05:28 PM
ooooh I get it!!(I think lol) Let her explain tho!

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*~~Lisa~~*

Jamie,Lauren,Tiffany and Lisa Da SlAnG sIsTaHs

"You take the good, you take the bad you take 'em both and there ya have The Facts of Life!" Memories.

the_biggest_nancy_fanatic
10-27-2001, 02:37 AM
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/confused.gif yes..please explan...hehe i am having a blonde moment http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/lol.gif

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~Lauren McKeon~(duh jinmeister!)hehe
NANCY MCKEON IS THE BEST ACTRESS IN THE WORLD!!!
----(muh fav. quotes)----
BLAIR:we worked at edna's edibles,the finest store in all the land
JO:blair,your talkin like a leprechaun
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BLAIR:i went to go get my picture taken at the passport place.the guy says "smile",and they camera broke
JO:*laughin*
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mrs.G.-oh shoot shoot! JO:mrs.G. what is it? NAT:did tiny bubbles rub you the wrong way?
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Jinny:i can coddle(yes it is coddle not cuddle)
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Jamie,Lisa,Tiffany and Lauren-da SlAnG sIsTaHs(GUM IS GOOD)
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GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!
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my pledge to the best actress in the world:Nancy McKeon
i pledge alenge to nancy mckeon,of the best actresses in the world..and to the best actress for which she stands one nation,loving nancy,forever and always,with love and honer to her...amen
(note:i wrote this right afta i read that stupid article)lol
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in da year 2005 me n karli are gonna drive tocalifornia to beg and pleed Nancy McKeonand
Lisa Whelchelto become our mothers.I will becomeLauren Mckeonand she will become
Karli..wait a min.she already isKarli Cauble..well..she will be
Karli Cauble,daughter of Lisa Whelchel..yeah hehe...
so remember us as..the mckeon/cauble kids!hahaha

Kay Scarpetta
10-27-2001, 09:53 AM
um ok I think I get that (just having another blonde moment, Lauren http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif)

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°·.*¤*-Karli Cauble-the Lisa Cult-*¤*.·°

**In the year 2005, Lauren and I are driving to California to beg and pleed Lisa Whelchel and Nancy McKeon to become our mothers. She will become "Lauren McKeon" and I will become "Karli-wait a minute. I can't become 'Karli Cauble' AGAIN, can I???" Oh well, Just remember us as the "Cauble/McKeon kids!!"**

This song shows an important message

*Look at me, You may think you see who I really am, but you'll never know me. Every day it's as if I play a part. Now I see if I wear a mask, I can fool the world, but I cannot fool my heart. Who is that girl I see, staring straight back at me? When will my reflection show who I am inside? I am now in a world where I have to hide my heart, and what I believe in. But somehow, I will show the world what's inside my heart, and be loved for who I am. Who is that girl I see, staring straight back at me? Why is my reflection someone I don't know? Must I pretend that I'm someone else, for all time? When will my reflection show who I am inside? There's a heart that must be free to fly. That burns with a need to know the reason why. Why must we all conceal,
what we think, how we feel? Must there be a secret me, I'm forced to hide? I won't pretend that I'm someone else, for all time. When will my reflection show who I am inside, when will my reflection show who I am inside?*

ISmellFine
10-27-2001, 02:33 PM
WTF? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif I won't even ask.

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--Kaley Jinny Exstead, co-Queen of the Asparagus Bobs, Pigs, Penguins, Coke, Insanity, Cows, and Elephants--

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are going to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon and Jay Harrington, and you're not. Ahahaha!

You weenie, this isn't cheerleading!

Jinny: Oh, come on, folks, please, don't be shy. Apparently anyone is welcome to crap all over me tonight, so please, step right on up!

Jinny [and me]: Don't screw with me.

*-*Five Queens and a Message Board. One Code: Hell Raising*-*

Go visit my lovely and wonderful website about the best and most talented actress in the entire world: Nancy McKeon (http://www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon)!

Kay Scarpetta
10-27-2001, 02:57 PM
Originally posted by Nancy McKeon Rox:
WTF? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif I won't even ask.

LOL! A hammer...?? Ok whatever lol I dont get it



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°·.*¤*-Karli Cauble-the Lisa Cult-*¤*.·°

**In the year 2005, Lauren and I are driving to California to beg and pleed Lisa Whelchel and Nancy McKeon to become our mothers. She will become "Lauren McKeon" and I will become "Karli-wait a minute. I can't become 'Karli Cauble' AGAIN, can I???" Oh well, Just remember us as the "Cauble/McKeon kids!!"**

This song shows an important message

*Look at me, You may think you see who I really am, but you'll never know me. Every day it's as if I play a part. Now I see if I wear a mask, I can fool the world, but I cannot fool my heart. Who is that girl I see, staring straight back at me? When will my reflection show who I am inside? I am now in a world where I have to hide my heart, and what I believe in. But somehow, I will show the world what's inside my heart, and be loved for who I am. Who is that girl I see, staring straight back at me? Why is my reflection someone I don't know? Must I pretend that I'm someone else, for all time? When will my reflection show who I am inside? There's a heart that must be free to fly. That burns with a need to know the reason why. Why must we all conceal,
what we think, how we feel? Must there be a secret me, I'm forced to hide? I won't pretend that I'm someone else, for all time. When will my reflection show who I am inside, when will my reflection show who I am inside?*

IMakeBurgers
10-27-2001, 03:11 PM
Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever:
um ok I think I get that (just having another blonde moment, Lauren http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif)



we all must be havin' blonde moments, http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

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§*¤~¤Jamie Nancy McKeon Jinny Exstead¤~¤*§ LOL

NANCY MCKEON IS DA BEST ACTRESS IN DA WORLD!!!!

Lisa, Lauren, Tiffany, and Jamie, da sLaNgSIsTaS!!!!

GUM IS GOOD!! LMFAO

My newNancy McKeon (http://www.angelfire.com/celeb2/nancy_mckeon) site..Check it out!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
please e-mail or IM me at:
Jamiegirl2006@aol.com , WishiniwasNancyM@aol.com, NancyMcKeonfan4L@aol.com,or NancyMcKeonfan2001@yahoo.com

the_biggest_nancy_fanatic
10-27-2001, 04:32 PM
maybe it's not us wit the blonde moments...maybe it's our joke teller lol

Jorules
10-27-2001, 06:42 PM
Wha? I must be having a blond moment even though I have dark brown hair(lol)

ISmellFine
10-27-2001, 07:01 PM
Originally posted by the_biggest_nancy_fanatic:
maybe it's not us wit the blonde moments...maybe it's our joke teller lol

LOL...I think that's the problem.

Kay Scarpetta
10-27-2001, 10:31 PM
Originally posted by Nancy McKeon Rox:
LOL...I think that's the problem.

yes your right Kaley. Stupid joke... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif


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°·.*¤*-Karli Cauble-the Lisa Cult-*¤*.·°

**In the year 2005, Lauren and I are driving to California to beg and pleed Lisa Whelchel and Nancy McKeon to become our mothers. She will become "Lauren McKeon" and I will become "Karli-wait a minute. I can't become 'Karli Cauble' AGAIN, can I???" Oh well, Just remember us as the "Cauble/McKeon kids!!"**

This song shows an important message

*Look at me, You may think you see who I really am, but you'll never know me. Every day it's as if I play a part. Now I see if I wear a mask, I can fool the world, but I cannot fool my heart. Who is that girl I see, staring straight back at me? When will my reflection show who I am inside? I am now in a world where I have to hide my heart, and what I believe in. But somehow, I will show the world what's inside my heart, and be loved for who I am. Who is that girl I see, staring straight back at me? Why is my reflection someone I don't know? Must I pretend that I'm someone else, for all time? When will my reflection show who I am inside? There's a heart that must be free to fly. That burns with a need to know the reason why. Why must we all conceal,
what we think, how we feel? Must there be a secret me, I'm forced to hide? I won't pretend that I'm someone else, for all time. When will my reflection show who I am inside, when will my reflection show who I am inside?*

AllIWantIsYourClutch
10-28-2001, 01:38 AM
Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever:
yes your right Kaley. Stupid joke... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif




Very.

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~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
~*Amy*~
CookieCupcake24@aol.com
AIM- MacNCheeze565
SFPDInspectorCD

"Oh please, folks, don't be shy! Apparantly anyone is welcome to crap all over me tonight,so step right on up!"~ Jinny Exstead.

"I give people chances who earn them...except insurance guys."~ C.D. DeLorenzo.

Rose~ It's a letter from St. Olaf. It's from the Department of Water and Coffee.
Blanche~ Coffee?
Rose~ No thanks. It makes me jumpy.

Sophia~ My butt fell asleep and you know what? I'm kinda getting into it.
*************************

Polka Dots turn me on!!! YEAH!!! HaHaHaHa!

DON'T CALL ME EASY MAC!

http://www.nancymckeon-division.cityslide.com

Kay Scarpetta
10-28-2001, 10:15 AM
Originally posted by NancyRulz24:
Very.

oooo someone agrees w/me. I thought I was gonna git grilled for saying that LOL.



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°·.*¤*-Karli Cauble-the Lisa Cult-*¤*.·°

**In the year 2005, Lauren and I are driving to California to beg and pleed Lisa Whelchel and Nancy McKeon to become our mothers. She will become "Lauren McKeon" and I will become "Karli-wait a minute. I can't become 'Karli Cauble' AGAIN, can I???" Oh well, Just remember us as the "Cauble/McKeon kids!!"**

This song shows an important message

*Look at me, You may think you see who I really am, but you'll never know me. Every day it's as if I play a part. Now I see if I wear a mask, I can fool the world, but I cannot fool my heart. Who is that girl I see, staring straight back at me? When will my reflection show who I am inside? I am now in a world where I have to hide my heart, and what I believe in. But somehow, I will show the world what's inside my heart, and be loved for who I am. Who is that girl I see, staring straight back at me? Why is my reflection someone I don't know? Must I pretend that I'm someone else, for all time? When will my reflection show who I am inside? There's a heart that must be free to fly. That burns with a need to know the reason why. Why must we all conceal,
what we think, how we feel? Must there be a secret me, I'm forced to hide? I won't pretend that I'm someone else, for all time. When will my reflection show who I am inside, when will my reflection show who I am inside?*

Teddys_Angel_Jinny113
10-28-2001, 06:23 PM
first of all YTF do u all hate me? a hammer is a DRUNK get it now? and i have 78391573489071548905 blonde jokes that all describe u perfectly okz.

AllIWantIsYourClutch
10-28-2001, 06:47 PM
Originally posted by Teddys_Angel_Jinny113:
first of all YTF do u all hate me? a hammer is a DRUNK get it now? and i have 78391573489071548905 blonde jokes that all describe u perfectly okz.

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rolleyes2.gif Um..we dont hate you...we just thought the joke was kinda stupid... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rolleyes2.gif

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~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
~*Amy*~
CookieCupcake24@aol.com
AIM- MacNCheeze565
SFPDInspectorCD

"Oh please, folks, don't be shy! Apparantly anyone is welcome to crap all over me tonight,so step right on up!"~ Jinny Exstead.

"I give people chances who earn them...except insurance guys."~ C.D. DeLorenzo.

Rose~ It's a letter from St. Olaf. It's from the Department of Water and Coffee.
Blanche~ Coffee?
Rose~ No thanks. It makes me jumpy.

Sophia~ My butt fell asleep and you know what? I'm kinda getting into it.
*************************

Polka Dots turn me on!!! YEAH!!! HaHaHaHa!

DON'T CALL ME EASY MAC!

http://www.nancymckeon-division.cityslide.com

IMakeBurgers
10-28-2001, 06:53 PM
Originally posted by NancyRulz24:
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rolleyes2.gif Um..we dont hate you...we just thought the joke was kinda stupid... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rolleyes2.gif



LOL!!!!!!!!!! i hate u alllly...always copying people! especially Kaley. yes, very stupid joke. BTW, u need to shut the hell up, i am a blonde and PROUD OF IT !! blondes have more fun! dont **** with me!

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§*¤~¤Jamie Chica Bungalo¤~¤*§ and Karli is Karli Chica Bungalo

Karli, IT BURNS!! LMFAO! What was our song again? When was my b-day again? hahaha!!!(inside jokes)

NANCY MCKEON IS DA BEST ACTRESS IN DA WORLD!!!!

Lisa, Lauren, Tiffany, and Jamie, da sLaNgSIsTaS!!!!

GUM IS GOOD!! LMFAO

My newNancy McKeon (http://www.angelfire.com/celeb2/nancy_mckeon) site..Check it out!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
please e-mail or IM me at:
Jamiegirl2006@aol.com , WishiniwasNancyM@aol.com, NancyMcKeonfan4L@aol.com,or NancyMcKeonfan2001@yahoo.com

ISmellFine
10-28-2001, 06:59 PM
Yes, we hate you. Yes, your joke was stupid. You are the Weakest Link. GOODBYE!

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--Kaley Jinny Exstead, co-Queen of the Asparagus Bobs, Pigs, Penguins, Coke, Insanity, Cows, and Elephants--

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are going to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon and Jay Harrington, and you're not. Ahahaha!

You weenie, this isn't cheerleading!

Jinny: Oh, come on, folks, please, don't be shy. Apparently anyone is welcome to crap all over me tonight, so please, step right on up!

Jinny [and me]: Don't screw with me.

*-*Five Queens and a Message Board. One Code: Hell Raising*-*

Go visit my lovely and wonderful website about the best and most talented actress in the entire world: Nancy McKeon (http://www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon)!

IMakeBurgers
10-28-2001, 07:01 PM
Originally posted by Nancy McKeon Rox:
Yes, we hate you. Yes, your joke was stupid. You are the Weakest Link. GOODBYE!



HAHA!!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rotflmao.gif

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§*¤~¤Jamie Chica Bungalo¤~¤*§ and Karli is Karli Chica Bungalo

Karli, IT BURNS!! LMFAO! What was our song again? When was my b-day again? hahaha!!!(inside jokes)

NANCY MCKEON IS DA BEST ACTRESS IN DA WORLD!!!!

Lisa, Lauren, Tiffany, and Jamie, da sLaNgSIsTaS!!!!

GUM IS GOOD!! LMFAO

My newNancy McKeon (http://www.angelfire.com/celeb2/nancy_mckeon) site..Check it out!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
please e-mail or IM me at:
Jamiegirl2006@aol.com , WishiniwasNancyM@aol.com, NancyMcKeonfan4L@aol.com,or NancyMcKeonfan2001@yahoo.com

XoVanillaRain90oX
10-28-2001, 07:08 PM
Originally posted by Nancy McKeon Rox:
You are the Weakest Link. GOODBYE!



haha thats funny but not to Aly just thought that line was funny.. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rotflmao.gif

Kay Scarpetta
10-28-2001, 08:11 PM
Originally posted by Nancy McKeon Rox:
Yes, we hate you. Yes, your joke was stupid. You are the Weakest Link. GOODBYE!

LOL...ok I'm not Karli, I'm her friend Jill, anyways if you didn't see my message on the CC board I'm going to be posting under her name for a bit because I am staying at her house. But anyways, I do watch The Division and my favorite is Jinny



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This isn't Karli, it's her friend Jillian :)

ChickOnHockeySkates185
10-29-2001, 04:34 PM
Originally posted by Teddys_Angel_Jinny113:
first of all YTF do u all hate me? a hammer is a DRUNK get it now? and i have 78391573489071548905 blonde jokes that all describe u perfectly okz.

i am not a blonde but more of a Lorelai Gilmore...and if anyone watches gilmore girls they no, she should have her own catergory...but people call me blonde but im not and thats mean, and i have fun in my own special world...its out of this world...and hahahahah kaley i read wht u wrote!!!



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-Queen Keightee Nancy McKeon of the T-Shirts, Tony Sopranos, Big Toes, Pencils, Paper plates, and Chocolate Eclairs.

6 Queens, 1 Goddess and a message board. One Code: Hell Raising
~~!!~~**~~!!~~**~~
aint nobody dope as me im just fresh and clean dont u think so im so sexy im just fresh and clean
-keightee!

AllIWantIsYourClutch
10-29-2001, 05:01 PM
Originally posted by Nancy McKeon Forever:
LOL!!!!!!!!!! i hate u alllly...always copying people! especially Kaley. yes, very stupid joke. BTW, u need to shut the hell up, i am a blonde and PROUD OF IT !! blondes have more fun! dont **** with me!




Lolz...ok...maybe I was wrong...



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~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
~*Amy*~
CookieCupcake24@aol.com
AIM- MacNCheeze565
SFPDInspectorCD

"Oh please, folks, don't be shy! Apparantly anyone is welcome to crap all over me tonight,so step right on up!"~ Jinny Exstead.

"I give people chances who earn them...except insurance guys."~ C.D. DeLorenzo.

Rose~ It's a letter from St. Olaf. It's from the Department of Water and Coffee.
Blanche~ Coffee?
Rose~ No thanks. It makes me jumpy.

Sophia~ My butt fell asleep and you know what? I'm kinda getting into it.
*************************

Polka Dots turn me on!!! YEAH!!! HaHaHaHa!

DON'T CALL ME EASY MAC!

http://www.nancymckeon-division.cityslide.com

AllIWantIsYourClutch
10-29-2001, 05:02 PM
Originally posted by Nancy McKeon Rox:
Yes, we hate you. Yes, your joke was stupid. You are the Weakest Link. GOODBYE!



Lol you people sure do know how to start fights don't you?

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~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
~*Amy*~
CookieCupcake24@aol.com
AIM- MacNCheeze565
SFPDInspectorCD

"Oh please, folks, don't be shy! Apparantly anyone is welcome to crap all over me tonight,so step right on up!"~ Jinny Exstead.

"I give people chances who earn them...except insurance guys."~ C.D. DeLorenzo.

Rose~ It's a letter from St. Olaf. It's from the Department of Water and Coffee.
Blanche~ Coffee?
Rose~ No thanks. It makes me jumpy.

Sophia~ My butt fell asleep and you know what? I'm kinda getting into it.
*************************

Polka Dots turn me on!!! YEAH!!! HaHaHaHa!

DON'T CALL ME EASY MAC!

http://www.nancymckeon-division.cityslide.com

Teddys_Angel_Jinny113
10-29-2001, 06:10 PM
ACK! here's a joke...

Q: how can u tell if a blonde used a computer?
A: Joy stick's all wet

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rotflmao.gif

AllIWantIsYourClutch
10-29-2001, 06:22 PM
alrighty
1-OT
2-heard it
3-stupid

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~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
~*Amy*~
CookieCupcake24@aol.com
AIM- MacNCheeze565
SFPDInspectorCD

"Oh please, folks, don't be shy! Apparantly anyone is welcome to crap all over me tonight,so step right on up!"~ Jinny Exstead.

"I give people chances who earn them...except insurance guys."~ C.D. DeLorenzo.

Rose~ It's a letter from St. Olaf. It's from the Department of Water and Coffee.
Blanche~ Coffee?
Rose~ No thanks. It makes me jumpy.

Sophia~ My butt fell asleep and you know what? I'm kinda getting into it.
*************************

Polka Dots turn me on!!! YEAH!!! HaHaHaHa!

DON'T CALL ME EASY MAC!

http://www.nancymckeon-division.cityslide.com

IMakeBurgers
10-29-2001, 06:28 PM
Originally posted by NancyRulz24:
alrighty
1-OT
2-heard it
3-stupid



OMG!!!! ahhahahaha!! a BIG ditto on that one!! anyways, quit friggin' pickin' on blondes u lil as-wipe #2(kiera is as-wipe #1)..as i've said before, BLONDES HAVE MORE FUN!!!

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§*¤~¤Jamie Chica Bungalo¤~¤*§ and Karli is Karli Chica Bungalo

Karli, IT BURNS!! LMFAO! What was our song again? When was my b-day again? hahaha!!!(inside jokes)

NANCY MCKEON IS DA BEST ACTRESS IN DA WORLD!!!!

Lisa, Lauren, Tiffany, and Jamie, da sLaNgSIsTaS!!!!

GUM IS GOOD!! LMFAO

My newNancy McKeon (http://www.angelfire.com/celeb2/nancy_mckeon) site..Check it out!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
please e-mail or IM me at:
Jamiegirl2006@aol.com , WishiniwasNancyM@aol.com, NancyMcKeonfan4L@aol.com,or NancyMcKeonfan2001@yahoo.com