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catlover79
05-16-2008, 11:33 PM
"It Shouldn't Happen To A Dog" -

Fleabag
My Left Hook (Darrin)
Bringing in the Fleas
Ruffled Feathers, Ruffled Fur
Don't Fence Me In
Darrin's First Night on the Couch
Darrin's in the Doghouse
Little Bow Peep (on Barker's hair/fur)
Cat Scratch Fever (the alley chase)
Nights in White Satin Nightgowns

catlover79
05-16-2008, 11:45 PM
"Help, Help, Don't Save Me"

We're CALDWELL Soup, Not Campbell's
Darrin Gets Canned
Darrin's In Hot Soup
Fly Away With Me (Samantha goes home with Mother)
My Soup's Sexier Than Yours


"Cousin Edgar"

Arte Johnson & Steve Carell: Long Lost Twins??
Elf Help
Sleepy Samantha (Edgar switches drinks, Sam drinks the spiked brew)
Corny Shoes, Corny Jokes
We're Klutzier than Jack Tripper (the chaos at the office)

Ireneparalegal
05-17-2008, 12:06 AM
MY, WHAT BIG EARS WE HAVE -

I'm all Ears
I Can't Hear You! Can You Hear Me?
Ear Wax
Dumbo
Earache My Eye
I Can Hear You From a Mile Away

Jude The Obscure
05-17-2008, 12:11 AM
You Don't Pick a Hobby, It Picks You
Nosy Neighbor Ruins Annivesary Surprise!
Mother-In-Laws are pains in the ear
oh everybody run, it's HAZEL CARTER!!!!!

catlover79
05-17-2008, 12:11 AM
"A Very Special Delivery"

Pickles & Bits
Darrin's Battle of the Bulge
The Vlassic Stork Comes to Visit
Lamaze Lessons by Larry
Tossing Your Cookies and Turning All Night

catlover79
05-17-2008, 12:13 AM
MY, WHAT BIG EARS WE HAVE -

I'm all Ears
I Can't Hear You! Can You Hear Me?
Ear Wax
Dumbo
Earache My Eye
I Can Hear You From a Mile Away
Honey Bunches of Wax

Ireneparalegal
05-17-2008, 12:20 AM
Honey Bunches of Wax
:rofl:

Britney EARS
A Waxy Buildup
Forget Q-tips, Use a broom

catlover79
05-17-2008, 12:23 AM
:rofl:

Britney EARS
A Waxy Buildup
Forget Q-tips, Use a broom
Wax Smart
Wax On, Wax Off
My Ears Are as Big as Gladys' Mouth
The Birds & the Beekeeper's Hat
SAMANTHA! DO SOMETHING! Part 4,972,815

Ireneparalegal
05-17-2008, 12:24 AM
:rofl:

catlover79
05-17-2008, 12:26 AM
Minding Your P's & Q-Tips

;)

Ireneparalegal
05-17-2008, 12:37 AM
Oh damn!!! :rofl:

Ireneparalegal
05-19-2008, 09:24 PM
"Snob in the Grass" -

"Don't f*** with me b**ch!"

"Even Stevens"

"Karma is a b***ch"

"Mess With Me Will You"

"Sheila Flips Her Wig"

"I Will Kick Your A**"

"Skanky Whore"

"He's Mine"

"Muddy Waters"

Zoneboy
05-19-2008, 09:40 PM
A witch, A twitch and a Nosey B***h

Endora I adore ya Not! (starring Durwood)

Beswitched (starring Dick Sargeant, Sandra Gould, Kasey Rogers, etc...)

Ireneparalegal
05-19-2008, 09:44 PM
A witch, A twitch and a Nosey B***h

Endora I adore ya Not! (starring Durwood)

Beswitched (starring Dick Sargeant, Sandra Gould, Kasey Rogers, etc...)
:rofl::lol:

I just realized though, those are rejected SHOW titles, right?

This thread is for rejected EPISODE TITLES Charles. ;) Just to let you know.

Zoneboy
05-19-2008, 09:48 PM
This thread is for rejected EPISODE TITLES Charles. ;) Just to let you know.

I feel so stupid, Excuse me whilst I go hang my head in disgrace.

Ireneparalegal
05-19-2008, 09:49 PM
This thread is for rejected EPISODE TITLES Charles. ;) Just to let you know.

I feel so stupid, Excuse me whilst I go hang my head in disgrace.[/QUOTE]




Awwwww *gives Charles a hug* It's ok. How many times I posted something in error. DUH!!!! It happens to the best of us. ;)

Zoneboy
05-19-2008, 10:00 PM
Awwwww *gives Charles a hug* It's ok. How many times I posted something in error. DUH!!!! It happens to the best of us. ;)

Ok but I do wish you had corrected me by PM. :)

Ireneparalegal
05-19-2008, 10:21 PM
Ok but I do wish you had corrected me by PM. :)
If there is a next time, I will. ;)

OH Nuts!
07-25-2008, 09:06 AM
MY, WHAT BIG EARS WE HAVE -

I'm all Ears
I Can't Hear You! Can You Hear Me?
Ear Wax
Dumbo
Earache My Eye
I Can Hear You From a Mile Away

Pinnochio's Cousin Darrin
I Can't HEAAAAR You
I'm All Ears - What's On Your Mind
I AM Telling The Truth - My Ears Got Stung By a Macedonion Yellow-Tailed Bee - OOPS!!!

catlover79
07-25-2008, 01:51 PM
^ :rofl:

catlover79
07-31-2008, 12:22 AM
A Very Informal Dress (Season 2)

Striptease
In the Pokey with No Pants (Darrin)
Boxers, Not Briefs (Darrin)
Dressing Down...WAY Down!!
Keep My Cellmates Away From Me!! (Darrin)
Keep Your Pants On...Literally!!
I Wear Short Shorts (Darrin)
Aunt Clara's 52,821,384,158th Goof

AB
07-31-2008, 06:33 PM
Samantha Goes South For A Spell

"I Won't Whine When I Get Sent Back In Time"
"Aunt Jenny Today, Louise Jefferson Tommorrow"
"Memories, I Seemed To Have Misplaced Mine"
"How's About A Little Kiss So We Can Get Outta Here"
"I Can't Dance With Rance"
"A Sword Fight Is No Delight"

catlover79
08-01-2008, 11:38 AM
Samantha Goes South For A Spell

"I Won't Whine When I Get Sent Back In Time"
"Aunt Jenny Today, Louise Jefferson Tommorrow"
"Memories, I Seemed To Have Misplaced Mine"
"How's About A Little Kiss So We Can Get Outta Here"
"I Can't Dance With Rance"
"A Sword Fight Is No Delight"
^ I love those!! How about:

My Memory Is Gone With the Wind

AB
08-01-2008, 05:11 PM
^ Sounds Good!

catlover79
08-02-2008, 11:14 AM
^ Sounds Good!
:cool:

catlover79
08-18-2008, 04:12 PM
A Bum Raps (Season 2)

Uncle Albert/Admiral Horace
What's It All About, Albert?
If The Suit Fits (Darrin ends up giving Horace one of his suits)
The Robbery Drag (like the Varsity Drag - Horace & friend were in vaudeville)
Would The Real Uncle Albert Stand Up?