Thanx to TDR who made this game up on some other shows. You simply take the actual title of the episode and rename it, it is just like REJECTED SHOW TITLES except now it is with episode titles. Have fun. ;)


PIONEER WOMEN -

How NOT to bake bread
Hustle in the Bustle
Blue Bloods
20,000 Matron Leagues under the sea
Churn, Churn, Churn


THE DIET -

Weight Watchers
Jenny Craig...Not!
Where is Nutrisystem?
Anorexia...but no Bulimia

:lol: Good ones Irene!!!

Why thank you. ;) I aim to please.

LUCY IS ENCIENTE

Lucy's Got a Bun in the Oven
Ricky Knocked Me Up!
Did Someone Have Sex on This Show?
She's Pregnant, CBS!

LUCY IS ENCIENTE

Lucy's Got a Bun in the Oven
Ricky Knocked Me Up!
Did Someone Have Sex on This Show?
She's Pregnant, CBS!
OMG!! :brent

^ I just love cracking Irene up :D

You gotta keep doing it...OR ELSE!
:lol:

LUCY IS ENCIENTE

How the hell did that happen in twin beds?
Who's the daddy?
Eternally yours, Fred...not Fred MacMurry

NEVER DO BUSINESS WITH FRIENDS

Your Washing Machine is Also My Washing Machine, til it Breaks
How to Recycle Garbage through Broken Appliances
Dryers Are NOT Spensive
Hanging Around with Diapers All day

:brent ...Jude

COUNTRY CLUB DANCE - (with sexy Barbara Eden)

B*tch!!! HE'S MINE!
Stand back b*tch!

:brent ...Jude

COUNTRY CLUB DANCE - (with sexy Barbara Eden)

B*tch!!! HE'S MINE!
Stand back b*tch!

How to Throwdown a Hussy
Watch Fred Get Excited!
Diana, your name is Viagra
Glam Girls Strike Back
Tight Dress, Check, Loose Hips, Check, Pointy Boobs, Check

:D

"Lucy's Italian Movie"

Put Up Your Dukes
Squish Splash
Take Vat!!
Italian Grapes Make Italian Whine
I Heard It Through the Grape Vat
#@&$(%))!@!!@@@ (Lucy when Ethel gets the role instead)

YOU GUYS KILL ME...:brent

"Take Vat"...:rofl:

Jude, that last Lucy one...:rofl:

I forgot to add:

This & Vat

:rofl:

My son is looking at me and wondering, "What the hell does she find so funny?" :lol:

Comin up next on Sitcoms Online Channel:

That new hit series:

"THAT'S MY WACKY MOM", starring Irene.

Tonight's episode: Irene's son begins to question his mom's sanity when he notices her going into uncontrollable fits of laughter while looking at the computer. Hilarity ensues! Guest stars: Monika, Jude.

TOUCHE!!!!! I LOVE IT!

:brent

Comin up next on Sitcoms Online Channel:

That new hit series:

"THAT'S MY WACKY MOM", starring Irene.

Tonight's episode: Irene's son begins to question his mom's sanity when he notices her going into uncontrollable fits of laughter while looking at the computer. Hilarity ensues! Guest stars: Monika, Jude.
Hey, I'll watch it!! :rofl: :brent

:rofl: those are ABSOLUTELY hilarious you guys! i can't stop laughing either. haha

Some more for LUCY IS ENCIENTE

Dibs on Your Pickles?
Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Somethin' In The Oven (orig. title but banned by censors until the 60s)
I've Got A Secret Papi!
Honey, Would You Run To The Drugstore And Get Me A Sardine and Hot Fudge Sundae?
Ricky: I Wanna Stork!

Some for LUCY HIRES A MAID:

I'm Not Hungry I'll Just Pick (aka Ya Gotta Anutha Side Of Beef?)

Mrs. Porter The Anorexic LOL

Changing Diapers Is Mother's Work! Now Please Fix Me Six Submarine Heroes

Don't Look At Me, I Just Work Here

Mrs. Porter, Would You Please CLEAN OUT My Refrigerator (LOL)

Hazel Learns EST From Mrs. Porter

The Maid Who Made Herself A MEAL

How Now Brown Cow: Stay Away From That Sow! (aka Mrs. Porter's Stomach's Rumbling)

How the hell did that happen in twin beds?
:lol:

Some for LUCY HIRES A MAID:

I'm Not Hungry I'll Just Pick (aka Ya Gotta Anutha Side Of Beef?)

Mrs. Porter The Anorexic LOL

Changing Diapers Is Mother's Work! Now Please Fix Me Six Submarine Heroes

Don't Look At Me, I Just Work Here

Mrs. Porter, Would You Please CLEAN OUT My Refrigerator (LOL)

Hazel Learns EST From Mrs. Porter

The Maid Who Made Herself A MEAL

How Now Brown Cow: Stay Away From That Sow! (aka Mrs. Porter's Stomach's Rumbling)

GREAT ONES RICH!! :brent

GREAT ONES RICH!! :brent

Why thank You!

And now on to "Lucy Does A Commercial"

Rich! :rofl:

You guys really really are hilarious. I am glad you all participate in these games. ;)

Lucy Does A Commercial:


Ish So Yummy In This Bittle Lottle

Plastered and Re-Mastered

Ish Just Yummy With A Geritol Chaser

"Hollywood at Last"

Ricky's Suit of Armor
A Pie in the Face
Set Your Putty Nose on Fire
How to Cut Spaghetti With Scissors
Veal Cutlet Marco Polo

"The Loving Cup"

Ricky Can You See Me, Ricky Can You Hear Me?

Blinded By Fashion

Abnah Aaabnah: There's A Crazy Lady in The Flatbush Ave. Station With A Loving Cup On Her Head!

Take Me To My Bandleader!

Rich and Larry...:thumbsup: :rofl:

Thank you, Irene, for the credit you gave me in the OP. You are very sweet.

"Ricky and Fred are TV Fans" [one of my fav. eps]:

'We're Boxed Up While Our Husbands Watch Boxing From a Box"
"Making One Phone Call is not Worth Going to Jail"
"Sticky Fingers Lucy and Pick Pocket Ethel"
"A Bad Night for Mertz, Murphy, Nelson, and Jenkins-- No Irish Need Reply"
"If Your Wife Doesn't Answer the Extension in the Bedroom, She Probably Ain't in There"
"A New Police Tactic-- Going Undercover in Uniform in Plain Sight"
"Blackout for a Building-- Except for the Ricardos' Television Set"
"What Happened to the Blow-by-Blow Announcer?"
"You're a Bum, Murphy!"
"Is 7-Year-Old Sylvestor Stallone Watching?"

Switching Jobs

All This Chocolate's Very Dandy - Let's Put Some In Our Hair To Keep It Handy

We Should Boil An Industrial Drum Of Dry Rice, That Should Be Enough To Feed Four - Whaddaya Think Rick?

Chocolate On The Run

The Loaf Of Bread That Traveled Round The World

100,000 Pieces Of Chocolate Are Here, 100,000 Pieces Are Here - Gulp Some Down, Hide Some Around, 99,500 Pieces Of Chocolate Are Here.

Return Home From Europe

My That's A Big Baby You Have (And Why Is That Genoa Salami Leering At It?)

Provolone Cheese For The Masses

Lucy's Provolone Cheese And Tuba Experiment

A 25 lb. Provolone Cheese To Eat: Where's Mrs. Porter When You Need Her???!!

My Baby's Cheesier Than Yours

Excuse Me Miss - Is Your Baby Lactose Intolerant? LOL

Why Does Lucy Smuggle A Provolone Cheese On Board - Because The Salami Wouldn't Do It! (tribute to Madame X - Oh Stacey, please please please come back)

Thank you, Irene, for the credit you gave me in the OP. You are very sweet.

"Ricky and Fred are TV Fans" [one of my fav. eps]:

'We're Boxed Up While Our Husbands Watch Boxing From a Box"
"Making One Phone Call is not Worth Going to Jail"
"Sticky Fingers Lucy and Pick Pocket Ethel"
"A Bad Night for Mertz, Murphy, Nelson, and Jenkins-- No Irish Need Reply"
"If Your Wife Doesn't Answer the Extension in the Bedroom, She Probably Ain't in There"
"A New Police Tactic-- Going Undercover in Uniform in Plain Sight"
"Blackout for a Building-- Except for the Ricardos' Television Set"
"What Happened to the Blow-by-Blow Announcer?"
"You're a Bum, Murphy!"
"Is 7-Year-Old Sylvestor Stallone Watching?"
;) You are welcome. It is a great thread idea.

:rofl: ^^^^those are great!!!!

"Lucy Tells the Truth"-->

"A Chatterer, a Cheater, a Cackler, and a Coldblood-- Can't Beat That for a Bridge Club"
"Tacky, Tightwad, Tenuous, and Truth-teller-- Can't Beat That for a Fab Four"
"'Thirty-three, One-twenty-nine, and Mousy Brown'-- Yeah, When is Lucy Really Going to Tell the Truth?"
"Oh, Marion, You've Got a New Hat-- ha ha ha ha ha ha-- Take it Off so We Can Play"
"If it Takes Ten Years for Marion to Lay That Egg, How Long Does it Take the Woman Chicken-Singer?"
"Lucy's 3D Appearances-- Deceptive, Disgruntling, Discombobulated"
"Tellling the Truth-- Lucy Finally Gets the Point"
"If You Lie When You've Made a Bet, You May Get a Sharpened Silhouette"
"Are Bud Collier and Kitty Carlisle Watching?"

^^^:rofl:

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OMG how friggin' sweet of you Charles to have posted the episode titles. ;) :clap: THANK YOU SWEETIE.


I have a Lucy book that I use for reference but I know others don't and they may not want to look it up on the net.

"Lucy Tells the Truth"-->

"A Chatterer, a Cheater, a Cackler, and a Coldblood-- Can't Beat That for a Bridge Club"
"Tacky, Tightwad, Tenuous, and Truth-teller-- Can't Beat That for a Fab Four"
"'Thirty-three, One-twenty-nine, and Mousy Brown'-- Yeah, When is Lucy Really Going to Tell the Truth?"
"Oh, Marion, You've Got a New Hat-- ha ha ha ha ha ha-- Take it Off so We Can Play"
"If it Takes Ten Years for Marion to Lay That Egg, How Long Does it Take the Woman Chicken-Singer?"
"Lucy's 3D Appearances-- Deceptive, Disgruntling, Discombobulated"
"Tellling the Truth-- Lucy Finally Gets the Point"
"If You Lie When You've Made a Bet, You May Get a Sharpened Silhouette"
"Are Bud Collier and Kitty Carlisle Watching?"

Hi tdr, just saw the ep (literally, scouts honor LOL) ....these retitles are to die for & such a hoot..... glad I'm near the can cause I may WET MYSELF :brent