Simple game, just guess who said the quote and then post the next quote.

Here is a simple one :lol:

"Splain!"

Ricky! (((and Lucy a once or twice when she was making fun of him :lol:)))

Budget my time? You mean, like I budget my money?

Lucy


"I'm going to send for the police!"

Lucy


"I'm going to send for the police!"

MRS. TRUMBULL! :wave:

"How much does it cost to make?"

Ricky. (referring to the salad dressing, I think)



Who said:

"On behalf of the tubby trio, I welcome you to our flabby foursome."

Ethel

"Have you ever heard a piece of cheese burp?"

The airplane passenger sitting next to Lucy.



"I'll take a hundred hamburgers."

The drunk man in the diner.

"My mother told me to pick you."

Lucy (I think it was the episode with Barbara Eden)



"She keeps going out to put on a new face, but she always comes back with the old one."

Lucy (I think it was the episode with Barbara Eden)



"She keeps going out to put on a new face, but she always comes back with the old one."

Fred Mertz!

"Where're you at you little HEIFFER??"

Cousin Ernie

"Look, all I know is that Columbus discovered Ohio in 1776."

Ricky

"Man that's the coolest!"

oh man, I know who said that but can't quite think of the name!
it was Lucy's Jitterbug Partner!--Kool King Kat (or sumpin like that)

:lol:

"The honeymoon was over on our honeymoon"

Ethel.


"We're all a little odd, aren't we ?"

Mr. Meriweather (right?)

"Happy days are here again!"

Ethel (in her sarcastic tone :lol:)

"I wanted a toaster"

That was Ethel too.




Ethel Mae, you were never prettier.

Billy Hacket!

"Where do you keep your child's CAGE?"

Lucy to Carolyn abt Little Stevie :lol:

"Why hello there. I didn't see you come in. Won't you have breakfast with us."

Ricky before the "Phipps :D Commercial".

" :o Well I thought maybe you could keep it going AROUND AND AROUND LIKE A LIGHTHOUSE!! :mad: "

The director for Ricky's screen test. :lol:

"BA-BY???"

Lucy in "Lucy Is Enciente"

"Well it wasn't HARD! They were melting in the SUN!! :rolleyes: "

Actually my quote was Mrs. Porter after hearing Lucy mention the baby in the room sleeping. :lol:

Betty Ramsey

"I always name my pets after people I like."

Little Ricky

Double quote challenge:

"For the record, you do a poor imitation of me!"

"So do you!"

Talloo. Followed by Lucy!

"You can cook macaroni and cheese for me ANYTIME!"

Actually my quote was Mrs. Porter after hearing Lucy mention the baby in the room sleeping. :lol:




Yeah I went back and forth on that one. But I just see Lucy saying BAY-BEEE!! :eek: in a shocked voice at Ethel's suggestion! :lol: Great game!!!!! :wave:

THANX SWEETIE. ;)

Ethel

"I'll name my next child after you. If I have one."

Yeah I went back and forth on that one. But I just see Lucy saying BAY-BEEE!! :eek: in a shocked voice at Ethel's suggestion! :lol: Great game!!!!! :wave:

Yes, it is.........I wonder where Irene got such a great idea?
hmmmmmmm.......*taps foot*

:lol: :wave: :D

Yes, it is.........I wonder where Irene got such a great idea?
hmmmmmmm.......*taps foot*

:lol: :wave: :D
:kiss: Muah!!!!

Ok, here is the last quote:

"I'll name my next child after you. If I have one."

Lucy buttering up Van Johnson!

"In a MINUTE, amigo!"

Ricky to Little Ricky in the BBQ episode.

"Mickey!"

Lucy's mother [Minnie MacGillacuddy?]

"What's the matter with you people?-- you all nuts or somethin'?"

Oh its that man, I can't recall his name. :wallbang: It is on the tip of my tongue. :lol:

Ok I got it. It was Joe from the washing machine episode after the fab four knocked over the washing machine and busted out laughing. :lol:

"You look like an ad for a trip around the world."

Ok I got it. It was Joe from the washing machine episode after the fab four knocked over the washing machine and busted out laughing. :lol:

"You look like an ad for a trip around the world."

Lucy

"I see a Moo Moo"

Lucy

"I see a Moo Moo"
Lucy :lol: One of my fave ILL lines.

"Tippy Tippy Toe through my garden..."

The English tutor Lucy hires (whose name I can't recall right now!).

"What is a senator's term of office?"

Freddy Fillmore

"Madam, do you drink?"

The guy at the passport office.

"Common sense has nothing to do with it. When I say he's wrong he's WRONG!"

That's Ethel. I still laugh out loud every time I hear her say that!



"Patience Charlie, patience."

Fred talking to his own hungry tummy!

"Well...I .....guess it IS a litte CURLY......:grineyes:

Eddie Grant, talking on the phone to Sylvia Collins, the aggressive flirt.

"Boy, these auditions are getting tougher every day!"

Eddie Grant, talking on the phone to Sylvia Collins, the aggressive flirt.

"Boy, these auditions are getting tougher every day!"

Lucy


"Shoulders BACK...CHEST OUT....STOMACH IN!!!"

I think that was Lucy's ballet teacher. I don't know her name.




"I AM INN-O-CENT!"

"I AM INN-O-CENT!"


Lucy in the Bastille.

""It's a mighty pretty color isn't it??!"

Lucy in the Bastille.

""It's a mighty pretty color isn't it??!"

Lucille MacGillicudy (in Million Dollar Idea)


"Nertz to the Mertz!"

that was lucy in the eps where lucy and ethel are bothing running for president of their club.

" Didn't i tell you to pack a lunch"

Mrs. Grundy on the way to Florida.

"PROJECT!! Trrrripingly on the TONGUE!!"

The English tutor (who stands in his garden and smells. tee hee hee), hilariously played by Hans Conreid.

"I got wind of it!"

The English tutor (who stands in his garden and smells. tee hee hee), hilariously played by Hans Conreid.



Nope. It was Miss Hannah the drama teacher in the Orsen Wells ep. ;)

Ooops, my bad! :blush: Well, I'm sure he'd probably said that in his time to someone somewhere, tho...

OK, next quote: "I got wind of it!"

That would be Fred.

"They say when they stop looking, that's the time to worry."

William Holden


"You're so full of...well, so full."

Lucy to Carlotta Romero.

"Pardon me madam but your SLIP is showing!"

The agent/manager (whatever) at the desk at Idlewild Airport when Lucy went to rent the helicopter.

"How about you, little lady-- what you a-aimin' to do?"

Well, Im amin to do anything you aim at me LOL i love that line.

It was freds texas friend who is heping him put together a western show for his lodge brothers. i think his name was rattle snake jones

"Three's a crowd, fours a bore"

Was it Lucy? I can't really recall this line.

actually it was ethel, and after i posted it i couldn't for the life of me remeber what eps. it was from lol

your turn

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Ok I will post a quote:

"Is the baby going to cry all night again?"

Fred, i think in the eps. where lucy and ricky move into the mertz apartment when they think they are going out of town and lease out their own apartment


ok here is a long one, i i watched this eps. last night and i was ROLLING.

I am looking for the person who says what is NOT in ( )

"I hear music in the far off distance"

( Me too, Me too, )

"Good at least we are all going to the same place"



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Fred.

However, "Is the baby going to cry all night again?" was Ethel, though you did have the right ep.

"Mother told me to expect days like this."

ok here is a long one, i i watched this eps. last night and i was ROLLING.

I am looking for the person who says what is NOT in ( )

"I hear music in the far off distance"

( Me too, Me too, )

"Good at least we are all going to the same place"



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ACTUALLY it was lucy in the swiss alps episode when they get stuck in the cabin and the swiss band players come to rescue them. and i couldn't remember for the life of me if it was fred or ethel with that last one lol

In the Swiss Alps episode, Fred doesn't hear the music, which then Ethel makes the remark, "That figures." Implying that he is not going to the same place as everyone else. :lol: :devil:

Fred.

However, "Is the baby going to cry all night again?" was Ethel, though you did have the right ep.

"Mother told me to expect days like this."
Ethel? I can't recall.

"Mother told me to expect days like this."

Ethel? I can't recall.

No. Hint: it was said by someone trying to do a Oxford accent, or a similar accent.

"Mother told me to expect days like this."



No. Hint: it was said by someone trying to do a Oxford accent, or a similar accent.
OMG, is it the English tutor? I can hear it in my head...:lol: but I can't put a face to it.

No. A couple more hints: it was one of the earlier episodes, and those were this one-time character's parting words.

Was it Mr. Meriweather, the man in the seance episode?

No. Perhaps that quote is too simple or too obscure; so another hint, one that will likely give it away: It was in one of 2 (at least) episodes in which the name/title Kaiser was referenced.

Damn. :lol: Ok when you say earlier episodes, I am thinking either season one or two. Am I correct?

That's correct.

Is it in the DRAFTED episode?

No. Perhaps that quote is too simple or too obscure; so another hint, one that will likely give it away: It was in one of 2 (at least) episodes in which the name/title Kaiser was referenced.

I need the answer or I'll have to come to your house and hurt you. :bash: :smash:


J/K! :lol:

is that quote from Arthur, the guy Lucy was trying to hook up with Peggy for the dance?

is that quote from Arthur, the guy Lucy was trying to hook up with Peggy for the dance?

Read the thread..no one has guessed it. The main clue is KAISER.

No, it's not in "Drafted." And, wow, this has proved so much harder than I thought, I'm beginning to doubt whether I really have it all straight. I just checked my log of all ILL eps I have on tape (I've never (yet) gotten into recording them on DVD), and I don't have the ep that quote is in. But I am very certain the name or title of Kaiser is mentioned (mark "mentioned"); there is no question that it's an early episode; and I am quite certain that the quote is the one-ep character's parting words. But possibly-- since I don't have the ep to check-- it may not be an exact quote-- it could be: "Mother told me there would be days like this" rather than "Mother told to expect days like this'... if that really makes any difference.

But other than that, I don't know what to do but give a further hint which I think should be a giveaway, but maybe I'm again underestimating -- there was a case of mistaken identity involved.

No, it's not in "Drafted." And, wow, this has proved so much harder than I thought, I'm beginning to doubt whether I really have it all straight. I just checked my log of all ILL eps I have on tape (I've never (yet) gotten into recording them on DVD), and I don't have the ep that quote is in. But I am very certain the name or title of Kaiser is mentioned (mark "mentioned"); there is no question that it's an early episode; and I am quite certain that the quote is the one-ep character's parting words. But possibly-- since I don't have the ep to check-- it may not be an exact quote-- it could be: "Mother told me there would be days like this" rather than "Mother told to expect days like this'... if that really makes any difference.

But other than that, I don't know what to do but give a further hint which I think should be a giveaway, but maybe I'm again underestimating -- there was a case of mistaken identity involved.

What happens in the episode? Because there are no episodes from seasons 1&2 with the name Kaiser in the title

By "title," I did not mean title of any episode... when was the last time Kaiser was the title of the head of state of a particular country. The reference thereto is a made-up story in the episode in question.

I remember KAISER being mentioned when Lucy and Ethel made fun of Fred wearing some old war uniform while Lucy is trying to remember Helen KAISER's last name because she needed a witness since she couldn't find her birth certificate. Ethel stated words to the effect of, "If the kaiser could see you now..." to Fred and then Lucy said, "That's It." Ethel then said, "That's what?" then Lucy stated, "That's Helen's last name...KAISER."

I hope I'm not wrong about any of these clues (as well as the line itself!), but I can't verify them, not having a copy of the episode, and a web search for ILL scripts turns up nothing but a few for sale at steep dollars. So I'll try just one more... the actor who said the line as the character's parting words-- who also alluded to the Kaiser-- appeared in 2 ILL eps, this one in the first season, and another in the 6th season. He is not recognizable in one from the other, except with his voice-- he is dressed and groomed very differently. And he was at one time married to one of the celebrities Lucy impressions [but this has nothing to do with the previous clue, "There was a case of mistaken identity"].

but the line was stated in season one?

I remember KAISER being mentioned when Lucy and Ethel made fun of Fred wearing some old war uniform while Lucy is trying to remember Helen KAISER's last name because she needed a witness since she couldn't find her birth certificate. Ethel stated words to the effect of, "If the kaiser could see you now..." to Fred and then Lucy said, "That's It." Ethel then said, "That's what?" then Lucy stated, "That's Helen's last name...KAISER."


That's the only time that I remember that name mentioned in the earlier seasons also.

That's the only time that I remember that name mentioned in the earlier seasons also.
Same here. :lol:

I know my Lucy and believe me, I can't recall any other time the word KAISER was mentioned and if it was, it was said in such a way that it didn't sound that way. :lol:

but the line was stated in season one?

Yes; in fact the episode # is a single digit.

I'm gone for the rest of the day.

I gave up that day to try and figure it out. :lol:

Yes; in fact the episode # is a single digit.

I'm gone for the rest of the day.


Ok heres my guess, was it.........

Lucy
Fred
Ethel
Ricky
Little Ricky
Ricky’s Agent Kenny
The gas station guy from when the gang was traveling to Hollywood?
The Sheriff from when the gang was arrested on the way to Hollywood?
Cousin Ernie
Mr. O’Brien
Mrs. O’Brien
Jean the guy that Ricky was going to have a dual with
The French Restaurant waiter guy who was trying to teach the gang French
Mrs. Trumbull
Miss. Lewis
Mr. Littlefield
Mrs. Littlefield
The Milkman (was his name Billy or something, the little chubby milkman)
Mr. Meriweather
Officer Jenkins
Mr. Ritter
Mother (from the Marriage License eppy)
Father (From the Marriage License eppy)

Okay... it was the tramp, who said his name was Harold, in "The Quiz Show" episode #5. While Lucy thought he was the man from the show [mistaken identity], and he took advantage to swipe a few things, Lucy said he was her first husband, presumed dead or missing in action, and he conjured up a story about the Battle of the Argon Woods, in which "The Kaiser's forces...." Then Ricky mentions that battle was in WWI, to which Lucy gives her "Ewww..." expression. A little later, Ethel comes in and wants to peek at him, and she tells Lucy that's the same tramp who had come to her door a few minutes before. As he leaves, Ricky removes the loot he had accumulated, and he says, "Mother told me to expect days like this." Ricky make a move to rush him, and he hurries away.

The actor's name was John Emery, who also appeared in the 6th season ep, "Little Ricky Gets a Dog," as "Mr. Stewart," the new tenant threatening to leave because of the dog and the "no pets" rule. He was married to Tellulah Bankhead for 4 years; they divorced in 1941.

Alright.. if anyone finds any errors in all this, let me know, and I will only post questions in which I can check out the answers ;) .

:brent Brieannas


I already asked Mr. Meriweather, so cut him from that list. :lol: I went through my Lucy book and checked each episode information and I got a headache. :crazy:

Okay... it was the tramp, who said his name was Harold, in "The Quiz Show" episode #5. While Lucy thought he was the man from the show [mistaken identity], and he took advantage to swipe a few things, Lucy said he was her first husband, presumed dead or missing in action, and he conjured up a story about the Battle of the Argon Woods, in which "The Kaiser's forces...." Then Ricky mentions that battle was in WWI, to which Lucy gives her "Ewww..." expression. A little later, Ethel comes in and wants to peek at him, and she tells Lucy that's the same tramp who had come to her door a few minutes before. As he leaves, Ricky removes the loot he had accumulated, and he says, "Mother told me to expect days like this." Ricky make a move to rush him, and he hurries away.

The actor's name was John Emery, who also appeared in the 6th season ep, "Little Ricky Gets a Dog," as "Mr. Stewart," the new tenant threatening to leave because of the dog and the "no pets" rule. He was married to Tellulah Bankhead for 4 years; they divorced in 1941.

Alright.. if anyone finds any errors in all this, let me know, and I will only post questions in which I can check out the answers ;) .


Aww Damn the one episode that I skipped over, I totally forgot about the bum.

:brent Brieannas


I already asked Mr. Meriweather, so cut him from that list. :lol: I went through my Lucy book and checked each episode information and I got a headache. :crazy:


LOL well I was trying to really narrow down the choices

LOL well I was trying to really narrow down the choices
I see that. :lol:

Ok, we need another quote.

yes........reading all of that, gave me a headache! :lol:

it' just a game......so if we make a mistake......we move on to the next question! :)

"But we'll make up for it, in volume!"

Lucy and Ricky when they didn't know if they had a big enough party to break the lease :lol: .

No, it was Lucy when Ricky told them they would make 3 cents a jar before shipping of Aunt Martha's Old Fashioned Salad Dressing.

"You all must be from the north."

The coffee shop owner in FL when all the girls start acting flakey.

"Is this meat CHOICE??"

the female customer in the butcher shop that Lucy was trying to sell meat to.

"Why didn't you tell us it was Hedda Hopper?"

Or rather Hedda HOOPER?? ;) It was Ricky! :lol:


"Well why don't you knit him a A SWEATER??"

Lucy to Ethel abt Ethel's Uncle.

"Only when he's mad."

Lucy to Carolyn Applebee, when she brought Little Ricky over early in the morning to annoy Carolyn and said LR speaks some Spanish.

"Una Americana pazzesca!"

The woman in the Italian hotel.

Who said "Have you ever seen an elephant gun ?"

Richard Widmark (and I think you left out the word "real" ;) ).

"I understand you're looking for an actor...I'm an actor."

That was Dorry Sherry (or Phil Ober portraying Dorry Sherry).




"I wasn't going to go because they weren't going to go if I was going. But if they're going to go when I'm going I might as well go."

That was Dorry Sherry (or Phil Ober portraying Dorry Sherry).




"I wasn't going to go because they weren't going to go if I was going. But if they're going to go when I'm going I might as well go."


Lucy Mom..That's the episode where the gang was getting ready to go to Hollywood.

"When you were a kid they had real dragons"

ethel to fred in the switzerland episode....

" No, i just want to see what it is i haven't got that i don't want"

lucy!

"i look alright but my ears pop."

The bellboy at the Hollywood hotel, where the gang was staying.



"You're fired."

--a little later:---

"OK. You're not fired."

Ricky when Fred sent the band to the wrong city in Switzerland.




"Are you wet?"

Ethel to Ricky when he jumped out of the fishing boat after his pole. [But I suppose Lucy said it to Little Ricky a few times.] Hilarious facial expression by Ethel after she said it and Ricky glared at her.

"Hold it!----- I didn't cut them cards!"

Ethel to Ricky when he jumped out of the fishing boat after his pole. [But I suppose Lucy said it to Little Ricky a few times.] Hilarious facial expression by Ethel after she said it and Ricky glared at her.

"Hold it!----- I didn't cut them cards!"
Ethel to Lucy while making that western film. :lol:


"8 dollars and 95 cents...for the works."

the handy dandy salesman!

"that's the best side. go on."

Lucy?

"Anything we can bring? Cookies Ice-cream...Iodine?"

yep. that was lucy when she & ethel went on a sightseeing tour in hollywood.
that above quote is from ethel.

"What do you mean you didn't have a baby?!?"

Lucy?

"Anything we can bring? Cookies Ice-cream...Iodine?"

Was it Ethel to Lucy in "The Black Eye"?

Was it Ethel to Lucy in "The Black Eye"?
Yes it was.

I will post a quote for ya ;)

"I can't cry. This is deeper than tears."

Yes it was.

I will post a quote for ya ;)

"I can't cry. This is deeper than tears."


Lucy

"No Ethel, It's a mother with her nose in her knee"

Lucy

"No Ethel, It's a mother with her nose in her knee"
It's either Fred or Ricky, can't remember which. I will say Ricky?

It's either Fred or Ricky, can't remember which. I will say Ricky?

And you are correct.

:clap: Want to post a quote?

:clap: Want to post a quote?


me??? Sure


"Oh Frightful darling, the phone woke me at the crack of noon, Noel called. We chatted till one, I bathed till two, turned down scripts until Three..."

:lol: Lucy doing her Tallulah Bankhead imitation.


"We are, unless there are a chain of these across the country."

lucy when they end up back at the run down shack on their way to hollywood.

" I want them to surprise me, but i dont want them to SURPRISE me"

lucy!

"What do you mean you didn't have a baby?!"

was it the lady on the plane on the way home from europe?

Yes it was the plane lady. :)

"It must be VERY windy OUTSIDE!!" :(

The woman at the charm school.


"It's a regular pig-pen."

"...Oh its not a regular one but it will do"....lol i can hear the quote now. i want to say ethel in the MEN are MESSY episode....am i right

Actually it was Ricky who said it to Lucy. :lol: The look on his face.
Ok here is another, it was actually sung:

"I'm an old cowhand...from the Rio Grande"

"I'm an old cowhand...from the Rio Grande"

Cynthia Harcourt? No, no.
Lucy and Ethel in their "western drama" film.

'Oh, no no; it's just that over the years we've developed a rather unusual habit around here-- we like to eat."

Cynthia Harcourt? No, no.
Lucy and Ethel in their "western drama" film.

'Oh, no no; it's just that over the years we've developed a rather unusual habit around here-- we like to eat."
:lol:

Ricky. You know, when I was real young, I had no idea that Ricky was being sarcastic by saying that line. I was like, "Huh? What does he mean by that?" :lol:


"Oh that I could cut these ties that bind me."

That was one of Lucy's lines during Ricky's screen test. At first it was figurative, but became literal!




"If I knew this is what friends are for I'd have signed up as an enemy."

ethel in the barbeque episode.

Hey, how do you like that...i've been speaking spanish"

Fred in the episode abt Ricky and Fred wearing old clothes

"Next to sugar, Cuba's biggest import is ham."

lucy talking about ricky.


"Is this your idea of a cute young chick? .....You'll never do MY poltry shopping."

That was Fred. I don't remember the episode, but just the quote sounded like such a Fred thing to say!




"The Princess will hear nothing...and definitely say nothing."

Orson Welles, in his magic act in which Lucy starts to quote Juliet because her high school drama teacher was there. [And the previous quote by Fred was the 1st season ep in which L invited F & E to dinner without telling the other after F had been staying at the Y after a big fight.]

"I'm sorry, Mr. Ricardo, but you're still in the picture."

Billy Hackett in "Ethel's Hometown". :D

"I thought Eisenhower was playing golf with Little Orphan Annie!"

cornel wilde

"we can always use it as a bath mat."

Fred, regarding Lucy's stole in "Lucy Cries Wolf."

"I'm sorry your mother looks like a weasel."

Ethel "apologizing" to Fred. :D

"I see I ain't the only one's been beatin' the sheets!"

Same here. :lol:

I know my Lucy and believe me, I can't recall any other time the word KAISER was mentioned and if it was, it was said in such a way that it didn't sound that way. :lol:

In the loving cup episode, when Fred sees Lucy with it stuck on her head,
doesn't he say something like,"Wait till I tell the boys in my old outfit that the
kaiser's still alive!"

In the loving cup episode, when Fred sees Lucy with it stuck on her head,
doesn't he say something like,"Wait till I tell the boys in my old outfit that the
kaiser's still alive!"
Unless I pop in my DVD, I can't say for sure. He may have said that and I didn't hear it clearly.


As for Haunted Armoire's quote, I believe it was Cousin Ernie who said that.


"He's the bees knees."

In the loving cup episode, when Fred sees Lucy with it stuck on her head,
doesn't he say something like,"Wait till I tell the boys in my old outfit that the
kaiser's still alive!"

That's correct! Very good!

Mrs. Lewis

"Pardon me lady but you're NUTSIE KOO-KOO!!"

OMG that quote I have heard a million times but for the life of me, I cannot remember who said it. I know it was said to Lucy. :lol:

That's correct! Very good!

Mrs. Lewis

"Pardon me lady but you're NUTSIE KOO-KOO!!"

From one of my Favorite episodes...... Van Johnson



"We were looking for a couple of fellas named Ricky and Fred, Be you they?"

Lucy or Ethel in "The Girls Want To Go To A Nightclub"? Maybe Ethel? :confused:

Lucy or Ethel in "The Girls Want To Go To A Nightclub"? Maybe Ethel? :confused:


No, it wasn't Ethel

Lucy? :lol:

Lucy? :lol:


YAAAAAAAYY!!!!! You got it :lol:

:)

"That's what I've been trying to TELL you!! It FLEW AWAY!!!!"

Little Ricky (about his kite) in "Building a Bar-B-Q."


"Oh, Cherry! mmm...mmm..."

Ethel :lol:


"I've got news for you...you were 24."

Good one! It took me awhile.

Fred to Ethel in Switzerland.



"It sure is an eyesore."

I am thinking Lucy?

Nope. But of course she was involved! :lol:

Ethel? :lol:

Nope. But she was involved too! ;)

"It" referred to was the barbecue after Lucy and Ethel 'rebuilt' it; I will guess it was Fred who said it. [And it's great to see you again, Madame X!]

Thanks, TDR!

Actually it was Ricky! He was referring to the rebuild job Lucy and Ethel did on the Bar-B-Q.


"What a relief. I thought he'd never quit!"

Ethel, regarding Little Ricky's playing the DRUMS...DRUMS...DRUMS.DRUMS DRUMS.

"There it is, Ricardo-- my resignation; effective immediately."

Ethel, regarding Little Ricky's playing the DRUMS...DRUMS...DRUMS.DRUMS DRUMS.
Actually it was Fred, who was standing next to Ethel.

"There it is, Ricardo-- my resignation; effective immediately."
This was a tough one. First I thought of the chicken business, then I realized it was spoken by Fred in the Monte Carlo ep. after Ricky accused him of embezzlement.


"Oh, thirteen more hours in this sardine can!"

Welcome back Madame X!!!! :wave:

that was ethel on the train ride to ......ITALY.


"She's not broke, she's a pooped!"

Lucy regarding the elevator in the hotel in Italy


"Well you're so young and modern, you wear them."

Yo ho ho! It's gotta be Ethel telling Lucy to wear the b-day gift she chose, those stunning hostess pants! puke:


"Well, collecting the rent money is the highlight of the month to Fred and he likes to linger over it."

:lol: You got it.

Ethel to Lucy.

"Well, I'll be ding dong."

Ricky to the Wicked City Woman.


"Oh good grief no, don't get a policeman."

Lucy to the policeman with the loving cup on her head. :lol:

"He looks like a regular little cupie doll."

Jil Jarmyn, talking about Fred in "Desert Island."

"I could have sworn I heard a suspicious sound."

Wow, that quote is so obscure, but I will guess Lucy?

Wow, that quote is so obscure, but I will guess Lucy?

Yes, this one is pretty obscure. Can you give us a hint like what season? :confused:

These hard quotes really take the fun out of playing games like this. This was not my intent when I first started these games.

These hard quotes really take the fun out of playing games like this. This was not my intent when I first started these games.


Yeah but on the other end of the coin are the quotes like who said

"Hi there I'm your vitameatagemin girl"!! :rolleyes:

:lol: Something in between is nice but a really hard question every once in a while is challenging. This is summer and brains get VERY mushy! :lol:

Yes, this one is pretty obscure. Can you give us a hint like what season? :confused:

I know the last time I started giving hints about an 'obscure' quote it ended up going more than a full page on that single one :crazy: .

But it's from season 4, and the word suspicious was pronounced with the first syllable accentuated: "SUSpicious"

All I know Haunted is that hard quotes take the air of the balloon...I've had some of these games come to a screeching halt and not revived until a month or so later, when we decide it is just not worth waiting for the poster to give us the correct answer. I'm not fussing.......just stating an opinion.

Was it Tennesee Ernie? That's the only person I can think of who would put the accent of the first syllable of "suspicious". :p :lol:

Jil Jarmyn, talking about Fred in "Desert Island."

"I could have sworn I heard a suspicious sound."


Was it the Sheriff, in the episode "Tennessee Bound"

Was it the Sheriff, in the episode "Tennessee Bound"

Bingo! right on! and you got it!

Bingo! right on! and you got it!


YAAAY ME!!!!! LOL

"Oooh I say governor, I think I hurt my hip"

Great job, Brieannas21. That was a tough one!


The answer to your quote is Lucy in a bad British accent while she was practicing her curtseying for the Queen.




"When I was performing for all the crown heads of Europe...I thought of you both."

that was Kertz, friends old vaudevill partner in Mertz and Kertz episode.




When those two mencing mermaids walked in the old me came out of retirement.

Lucy to Ethel in Desert Island.


"Look, as long as she's in the driver's seat, it would be a shame not to take her for a little ride."

ricky

"If I had known THIS is what friends were for, I'd have signed up as an enemy!"

Ethel

"Introducing the Medium, Raya" :)

That was Fred introducing Ethel as the medium in the seance. Well done, medium Raya.




"What's a spore session?"

Cousin Ernie.

"I'm glad I found out it was you making that noise, I thought there was something wrong with the plumbing!"

"What's a spore session?"

That would be Lucy making fun of Ricky's accent as he passed her the Sports Section of the newspaper in I think, "The CAmping Trip"??

That would be Lucy making fun of Ricky's accent as he passed her the Sports Section of the newspaper in I think, "The CAmping Trip"??

I originally thought it was Lucy also, but in "The Camping Trip," they call it the "sports page," and Lucy actually asks for it from Ricky. In "Tennesee Ernie Hangs On," Ricky sends Ernie to Fred's to get "the spore session" so Ernie could find the bus ticket in the hallway.

Back to the next quote:

"I'm glad I found out it was you making that noise, I thought there was something wrong with the plumbing!"

I originally thought it was Lucy also, but in "The Camping Trip," they call it the "sports page," and Lucy actually asks for it from Ricky. In "Tennesee Ernie Hangs On," Ricky sends Ernie to Fred's to get "the spore session" so Ernie could find the bus ticket in the hallway.



Ah right! Tricky question!!! Good one! :)

Was that Fred talking about Ethel's noisy eating?

Ah right! Tricky question!!! Good one! :)

Was that Fred talking about Ethel's noisy eating?

Close, I'll give it to you! It was Fred, but he was commenting on Lucy's saxophone playing! :lol:


"This is a picture of an elephant sailing a houseboat."

Lucy describing what Little Ricky's painting was.




"The way Ethel was hitting those piano keys...I wouldn't blame them if they hit her back."

Fred to Ricky. :lol:

"I can't seem to be able to reach it."

Oh that was Ricky THE STAR with his ciggy ashes falling off and the ash tray was "too far" for his STARLY arms to reach on the table in front of him! :lol:

:lol: You got it. Great description. :lol: Go ahead, post a quote.

"GOOD Girl!!"

That was Ethel.
:lol: I think Lucy said it too.

"I wonder if there is any place where they gather in a big herd?"

That was Ethel.
:lol: I think Lucy said it too.

"I wonder if there is any place where they gather in a big herd?"

Actually I was looking for Mr. Willoughby at the motel when Lucy asks for a separate room as she's not "married" yet. ;)

Answer to the above is Lucy in LA AT LAST, looking for stars.

Oh you are right. I remember when Ethel said it to Lucy when she wasn't going to perform like a "seal" for Ricky's boss and his wife in the SCHEDULE episode.

You got it. Go ahead and post a quote. ;)

"And I hear she wears nothing but BLACK LACE LINGERIE--what are you DOING???! :o "

:lol: Lucy to the bus driver in Hollywood abt Eva Gardner.

"It looks like you made it with your own two feet."

Ethel taking a first look at Lucy's "new dress". :p

"What's this world COMING to :lol: !!?

Ok, you got me. I can't think where I heard that. :lol: I am thinking one of Lucy's friends (not Ethel).

It was Diana in "Country Club Dance" when Ricky informs her that the husbands are all dancing with their wives. :D

How about: "I was just mixing a meatloaf!"

Aw yes, lovely Diana. *sarcasm* :lol:

Huh???? ok, you got me again. :lol: I am thinking Lucy but I can't recall what the scene was about.

Mrs. Benson in "The Ricardos Change Apartments". :)

How about:

"Why don't you knit him a sweater??"

Lucy to Ethel about her uncle's big, cold chest (on The Freezer).

"Got a little laryngitis, baby."

Lucy to Ethel about her uncle's big, cold chest (on The Freezer).

"Got a little laryngitis, baby."

Lucy, when she dressed as Clark gable ( I believe it was him)

"That's how we make love"

Ethel, but I can't place it right now.


"Wow! You make Ed Sullivan look like 'Laughing Boy.'" :lol:

Was that Lucy talking to the Buckingham Palace guard?

Yes it was. Your turn to post a quote.

"When the five o'clock whistle blows, so do I."

The old codger at the passport office in "Staten Island Ferry."


"I was wondering, might I borrow Ricky?"

Ethel.

"We're revolting."

Ethel
The quote I'm thinking of wasn't Ethel, although maybe she said it too. Do you know in which ep. Ethel said that?


"We're revolting."
I know that Lucy said "I'm revolting" in "Ricky and Fred Are TV Fans," but I don't remember the quote of "We're revolting."

Any help out there?

Madame X,

Ethel and Lucy said something like that in the Barney Kurtz episode. When Ethel was borrowing a table cloth and dinnerware for her dinner with Barney, I think Ethel asked Lucy if there's anything else of Lucy's she could borrow that's better than hers. Lucy said "Ricky, but you can't have him."

Your quote is the daughter of the Earl (or Duke, I don't remember his title) in England who invited the Ricardos to his estate for the weekend.

I know that Lucy said "I'm revolting" in "Ricky and Fred Are TV Fans," but I don't remember the quote of "We're revolting."

Any help out there?

I think Lucy and Ethel were in the kitchen washing dishes and Lucy calculates how many dishes they've washed in their marriages and both agree it's a disgusting amount. So they march into the living room and Lucy says "WE'RE REVOLTING" and Ricky says "No more than usual!" I can't remember the ep right now though.

oooh i had forgotten that quote was used in the europe episodes by the daughter of the duke/earl (i can't remember who it was either. lol).
i remember ethel asked lucy if her women's club could borrow ricky & lucy said something along the lines of "i'm not through with him yet" and then ethel said it was for a benefit. then lucy said if she wanted ricky, she'd get lucy as well. it was the episode titled "the benefit."
and you're correct haunted armoire, lucy was referring to both herself & ethel when she said they were revolting. and then fred "no more than usual." lol.
now you get to post a quote!

Thanks! :wave:

" I should have known you were from Alburquerque! You're so WARM and FRIENDLY!!"

Ethel said that to Betty Ramsey.




"And then with a look of fiendish glee, she picked up my husband's foot and pushed it through the glass!"

Ethel [perjury] when they were in court about the television sets.

"You heard any good stories lately, George?"

That would be John Wayne to GeorgeLucy. :lol:

OKAY this one has TWO ANSWERS as to who said it! See if you can get them BOTH.

" You didn't ASK me!! :rolleyes: "

*the sound of a car coming to a screeching halt* :eek: :crazy:

I know Lucy's mother said it once to Lucy and Ricky in Hollywood, but can figure out the other one.

The other one was the lady who got DIRT tossed on her carpet by Lucy in "Sales Resistence". Lucy says why didn't you tell me your electricity was turned off?? :o

Lady: You didn't ask me!! :D

:lol:

Oh and go ahead with a new question Irene!! :wave:

I never would have guessed that. :lol:

Okey dokey here is my quote:

"Why hello there...I didn't see you come in."

That was Ricky talking to the camera in The Phipps Dept. Store Ep. :D


"Did you call her a HIPPOPOTOMOUS??" :p

Ricky to Lucy in the episode abt Ethel's birthday and her huge britches. :lol:


"DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH!!!"

Ricky to Lucy in the episode abt Ethel's birthday and her huge britches. :lol:


"DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH!!!"

Any clues? :D

"DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH!!!"

Lucy, in the 1st season episode about marital fights. Ricky tells her something like "When you're ready to apologize to me, you can call me at the club," and that is Lucy's response.

"They're no good, ladies-- anybody can see that."

I think the cop in "Equal Rights" said that about Ricky and Fred when they were in jail.






"Tomorrow muggy, followed by tueggy, weggy, thurggy, fryggy and saggy."

That was Fred telling his weatherman joke.

"You can cook them tommorow."

That was Fred telling his weatherman joke.

"You can cook them tommorow."


that could have been anyone lol

that could have been anyone lol
:lol: I have no clue.

I know the fun in this game is to guess at the quotes. I don't expect them to be so darn easy ("Hi...I am your vitameatavegamin girl...") yet, I don't like the game coming to a grinding halt. *screech* :eek: :lol:

:lol: I have no clue.

I know the fun in this game is to guess at the quotes. I don't expect them to be so darn easy ("Hi...I am your vitameatavegamin girl...") yet, I don't like the game coming to a grinding halt. *screech* :eek: :lol:

I know, Right??

But I'm going to guess....Lucy talking to Ethel.

I'm going to guess it was Ricky to Lucy when she was going to cook the burgers on the new grill that Ricky and Fred just finished building.

The "cook them tomorrow" quote was Ricky as he picked up the burgers and told Lucy the barbeque was too wet to cook them that day.

Thanks, Haunted!




"It isn't too much trouble for a fan like YOU, Mrs. Ricardo."

I think that was the magazine lady in "Homecoming" ??

Actually, the quote I was thinking of was John Wayne while Lucy and Ethel were fawning all over him in the hotel room.






How about this one: "You hable plenty of ingles and you better start hableing now."

Lucy to Ricky in the anniversary episode in Hollywood. :lol:

"I've got news for you...you were 24."

When Lucy finds the telegram informing Ricky of the date of their anniversary, after he told her about the big party he had planned. She asks "Ricky-- what is the meaning of this?" He replied, "Uh-- no hablo Ingles`."

ed. Answering Irene, it's Fred to Ethel in cabin the Swiss Alps.

"You know, sometimes I wonder how a person like that would feel if the shoe were on the other foot."

Mr. Bill Holden to the waiter in the Brown Derby.

"Has she ever considered acting!!!???"

ricky, ethel & fred!

"why don't you take another couple along?"

Ethel to Ricky abt going to dinner?

ding, ding, ding. that's correct! :)

Yay...:clap:

"That pooch has got to go."

That was Fred talking about Fred. :D

"Salt cellar's EMPTY!!"

It was Ricky to Lucy in "Lucy Wants New Furniture" when they're eating dinner in the living room and he need salt for his steak.
Here's an EASY one:

"I thought you'd be TALLER by now!!"

Your previous quote had me confused. I didn't know what you meant by salt cellar!

The last quote was Lucy's doctor from Jamestown when she was locked in the trunk.




Fred...Fred...Fred Fred Fred!!!

Your previous quote had me confused. I didn't know what you meant by salt cellar!

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Neither did the writers. :D Ricky should have said "salt SHAKER". A salt cellar is a dish of salt that you lift up with a little spoon.

Your new quote is Ethel calling Fred to Little Ricky's drum beat! :crazy: :D

New one:

"Yes. The SHELLS! :rolleyes: "

Ethel at lunch with Lucy and Betty Ramsey. I love Ethel's sarcastic comments in that scene. I still laugh when I watch it, even though I've probably seen it 50 times!



"Keep jiggling Peggy."