Frank Gannucci
05-13-2008, 10:32 PM
(AmericanLife TV):
(AmericanLife also has an OnDemand Service. This show might be one of the shows to watch.)
TV-G
All times are Eastern.
Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Shelia MacRae as Alice Kramden. Jean Kean as Trixie Norton.
Fri. May 16 10p & Sat. May 17, 2008 12a #5 - "The Curse of the Kramdens": Ralph & Ed have to spend the night in the ancestral Kramden castle, which has its very own ghost. (VCR Plus Code for Fri.: 8448. For Sat.: 11790.)
Fri. May 23 10p & Sat. May 24, 2008 12a #6 – “The Mod Couple” (aka "The Honeymooners in England"): The Kramdens & Nortons appear in a Flakey Wakey commercial on an English TV show. Ralph makes a fool of himself and Ed accidentally overturns a piano. The Kramdens flee London in Shame but are invited back because the audience loved the commercial. (VCR Plus Code for Fri.: 7859. For Sat.: 50061.)
(WPIX-TV [New York's CW11] & WPIX D [WPIX's Digital Channel])
All times are Eastern.
Mon. May 19 & Mon. May 26, 2008 1a - *"Honeymooners Viewer's Choice Hour": Viewers can go to cw11.com and vote for which episodes that they want WPIX to show. WPIX has set up a page on their website so viewers can see what “episodes” WPIX has the rights to. Voting for May 19th is going on now and voting for May 26, will start after.
Channel Date & Time VCR Plus Code:
WPIX 11 Mon, May 19 1:00 AM 41703
WPIXD Mon, May 19 1:00 AM 97819
WPIX 11 Mon, May 19 1:30 AM 83277
WPIXD Mon, May 19 1:30 AM 20635
WPIX 11 Mon, May 26 1:00 AM 23510
WPIXD Mon, May 26 1:00 AM 49065
WPIX 11 Mon, May 26 1:30 AM 65084
WPIXD Mon, May 26 1:30 AM 75978
*: If lost episodes are shown, chances are they will be EDITED HEAVILY.
"A Matter of Life & Death":
Ralph: "I am not going to die."
Ed: "You mean never?"
"The Babysitter":
Ralph: "Don't you realize that this is man's place of business? How would you feel if someone came down to where you worked at and helped himself to everything he saw?"
Ed: "Help himself to what?"
"Hawaii! Oh! Oh!":
(After Ralph threatens that he and Ed are going to jump out the hotel window if the wives don't give them the money, Ed accidentally falls out.)
Ed: "I forgot. We are on the ground floor."
Ralph: "You don't know how to fall correctly."
Ed: "I would if we were on the 15th floor."
"Young At Heart":
Alice: "I want to do the things that young people do. That is what keeps you young."
Ralph: "You want to do things that young people do? Let's play games that young people play. Let's play 'House.' You'll be the mommy and I'll be the poppy. All right mommy - CLEAN UP!"
"Brother-In-Law":
Frank: "Hey Ralph, are you going to eat your soup?"
Ralph: "I'm not hungry."
Frank (about to grab the soup): "Well, I hate to see anything go to waste."
Ralph (taking the soup): "I just got hungry."
"Cottage For Sale Part 2":
(All of them are in the lemon that is their cottage.)
Ralph (yells): "WOULD YOU GET OFF MY BACK ALICE? WOULD YOU GET OFF MY BACK? I AM TELLING YOU THIS PLACE IS GOING TO BE FIXED UP REAL GOOD."
Alice (yells): "YOU MADE A MISTAKE. WHY DON'T YOU ADMIT IT RALPH?"
Ralph (yells): "ALL RIGHT. I ADMIT IT! I ADMIT IT! I ADMIT IT! I MADE A MISTAKE. GO AHEAD AND KILL ME. GO AHEAD AND KILL ME."
Alice (yells): "DON'T TEMPT ME RALPH. DON'T TEMPT ME."
"My Fair Landlord":
(Ralph has just complained to Mr. Olsen that he does nothing for the apartment building. Ralph leaves.)
Mr. Olsen: "Your husband has got a lot of nerve saying that to me Mrs. Kramden. I do plenty around here. Last night, I was up until midnight waxing the stairs..."
Ralph (falling down the stairs, yells): "DUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Without Reservations":
Ralph: "When the girls get here, I want them to get a good impression. So keep your mouth shut."
Ed: "If you want them to have a good impression, keep the door shut."
"Boy Next Door":
(Ralph just discovered a love letter that he thinks someone wrote to Alice.)
Ralph: "Everyone in the neighborhood knows about this. I am probably the laughingstock of the whole neighborhood. Am I the neigherborhood's laughingstock?"
Ed: "Yeah, and they don't even know about this yet."
Credit to tvguide.com, honeymooners.net, & Yahoo! Groups You're A Riot!
(AmericanLife also has an OnDemand Service. This show might be one of the shows to watch.)
TV-G
All times are Eastern.
Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Shelia MacRae as Alice Kramden. Jean Kean as Trixie Norton.
Fri. May 16 10p & Sat. May 17, 2008 12a #5 - "The Curse of the Kramdens": Ralph & Ed have to spend the night in the ancestral Kramden castle, which has its very own ghost. (VCR Plus Code for Fri.: 8448. For Sat.: 11790.)
Fri. May 23 10p & Sat. May 24, 2008 12a #6 – “The Mod Couple” (aka "The Honeymooners in England"): The Kramdens & Nortons appear in a Flakey Wakey commercial on an English TV show. Ralph makes a fool of himself and Ed accidentally overturns a piano. The Kramdens flee London in Shame but are invited back because the audience loved the commercial. (VCR Plus Code for Fri.: 7859. For Sat.: 50061.)
(WPIX-TV [New York's CW11] & WPIX D [WPIX's Digital Channel])
All times are Eastern.
Mon. May 19 & Mon. May 26, 2008 1a - *"Honeymooners Viewer's Choice Hour": Viewers can go to cw11.com and vote for which episodes that they want WPIX to show. WPIX has set up a page on their website so viewers can see what “episodes” WPIX has the rights to. Voting for May 19th is going on now and voting for May 26, will start after.
Channel Date & Time VCR Plus Code:
WPIX 11 Mon, May 19 1:00 AM 41703
WPIXD Mon, May 19 1:00 AM 97819
WPIX 11 Mon, May 19 1:30 AM 83277
WPIXD Mon, May 19 1:30 AM 20635
WPIX 11 Mon, May 26 1:00 AM 23510
WPIXD Mon, May 26 1:00 AM 49065
WPIX 11 Mon, May 26 1:30 AM 65084
WPIXD Mon, May 26 1:30 AM 75978
*: If lost episodes are shown, chances are they will be EDITED HEAVILY.
"A Matter of Life & Death":
Ralph: "I am not going to die."
Ed: "You mean never?"
"The Babysitter":
Ralph: "Don't you realize that this is man's place of business? How would you feel if someone came down to where you worked at and helped himself to everything he saw?"
Ed: "Help himself to what?"
"Hawaii! Oh! Oh!":
(After Ralph threatens that he and Ed are going to jump out the hotel window if the wives don't give them the money, Ed accidentally falls out.)
Ed: "I forgot. We are on the ground floor."
Ralph: "You don't know how to fall correctly."
Ed: "I would if we were on the 15th floor."
"Young At Heart":
Alice: "I want to do the things that young people do. That is what keeps you young."
Ralph: "You want to do things that young people do? Let's play games that young people play. Let's play 'House.' You'll be the mommy and I'll be the poppy. All right mommy - CLEAN UP!"
"Brother-In-Law":
Frank: "Hey Ralph, are you going to eat your soup?"
Ralph: "I'm not hungry."
Frank (about to grab the soup): "Well, I hate to see anything go to waste."
Ralph (taking the soup): "I just got hungry."
"Cottage For Sale Part 2":
(All of them are in the lemon that is their cottage.)
Ralph (yells): "WOULD YOU GET OFF MY BACK ALICE? WOULD YOU GET OFF MY BACK? I AM TELLING YOU THIS PLACE IS GOING TO BE FIXED UP REAL GOOD."
Alice (yells): "YOU MADE A MISTAKE. WHY DON'T YOU ADMIT IT RALPH?"
Ralph (yells): "ALL RIGHT. I ADMIT IT! I ADMIT IT! I ADMIT IT! I MADE A MISTAKE. GO AHEAD AND KILL ME. GO AHEAD AND KILL ME."
Alice (yells): "DON'T TEMPT ME RALPH. DON'T TEMPT ME."
"My Fair Landlord":
(Ralph has just complained to Mr. Olsen that he does nothing for the apartment building. Ralph leaves.)
Mr. Olsen: "Your husband has got a lot of nerve saying that to me Mrs. Kramden. I do plenty around here. Last night, I was up until midnight waxing the stairs..."
Ralph (falling down the stairs, yells): "DUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Without Reservations":
Ralph: "When the girls get here, I want them to get a good impression. So keep your mouth shut."
Ed: "If you want them to have a good impression, keep the door shut."
"Boy Next Door":
(Ralph just discovered a love letter that he thinks someone wrote to Alice.)
Ralph: "Everyone in the neighborhood knows about this. I am probably the laughingstock of the whole neighborhood. Am I the neigherborhood's laughingstock?"
Ed: "Yeah, and they don't even know about this yet."
Credit to tvguide.com, honeymooners.net, & Yahoo! Groups You're A Riot!