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painmakeyourway
06-20-2008, 12:35 PM
haha was that Blair?

a double:

"Natalie, you just happen to be rooming with the one person who can teach you everything you need to know about conversation, charm, and popularity."
"Thanks. So, Nat..."

Jude The Obscure
06-20-2008, 05:00 PM
Blair, then Jo :lol:

"How 'bout I park it on Blair's face?!?!"

pfeifferobsessed
06-20-2008, 09:52 PM
jo!

double:
"am i punk or what?"
"i vote for what!"

painmakeyourway
06-21-2008, 09:27 AM
Blair, then Jo!

"If there's justice in this world, this isn't it!"

pfeifferobsessed
06-22-2008, 06:19 PM
tootie?

"hallelujah, im healed! its a miracle! i can walk!"

H0neyAnge1
06-22-2008, 08:50 PM
Blair!

"I wish you'd quit making up laws."

pfeifferobsessed
06-22-2008, 10:38 PM
tootie?

double:
"will you read my editorial?"
"yes!"
"you promise?"
"yes!"
"you swear?"
"yes!"
"i dont believe you!"

painmakeyourway
06-23-2008, 08:50 AM
Blair and Jo!

"You guys can't have that stuff! It's against the law. It's against the rules and WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME???"

Jude The Obscure
06-23-2008, 09:09 AM
Tootie!

"Quiche me once, quiche me twice, quiche me once again....."

pfeifferobsessed
06-23-2008, 06:14 PM
mrs. g!

"oh, piece of quiche!"

hch
06-23-2008, 11:03 PM
"If the pouissy fouise is flowing like water, I have to know who turned on the tap!"

painmakeyourway
06-23-2008, 11:07 PM
Mrs. G!

"I'm sorry, I feed on hysteria."

Jude The Obscure
06-23-2008, 11:08 PM
Wait--someone's quote didn't get answered and so this is out of turn.

H0neyAnge1
06-23-2008, 11:39 PM
mrs. g!

"oh, piece of quiche!"

Blair??

H0neyAnge1
06-23-2008, 11:41 PM
Mrs. G!

"I'm sorry, I feed on hysteria."

Natalie!


Let's try this:

"It's not like we planned to live together the rest of our lives."
"That's the first I've heard of it."

pfeifferobsessed
06-24-2008, 04:31 AM
natalie and tootie?

"you know, children of our tender age shouldnt be under so much pressure!"

H0neyAnge1
06-24-2008, 07:31 AM
natalie and tootie?

It was Jo and Tootie. :)



"you know, children of our tender age shouldnt be under so much pressure!"

Natalie!

"Fine then don't do it, be a credit card virgin forever."

painmakeyourway
06-24-2008, 08:37 AM
Blair!

double:

"So how do you like this outfit?"
"Well, compared to the last couple you've come down in, that one's just as bad!"

H0neyAnge1
06-24-2008, 11:43 AM
Natalie & Jo!

"We is the first person plural pronoun. Me & Nat are a we and we are going with you."

painmakeyourway
06-24-2008, 01:55 PM
Tootie!

Double:

"Hey, looks like you won that raffle!"
"I won? Amazin'!"

Jude The Obscure
06-24-2008, 02:24 PM
Tootie and Jo!

"Hey, how 'bout a nice Christmas Eve hamburger?"

painmakeyourway
06-24-2008, 04:12 PM
Tootie!

Double:

"Hey, looks like you won that raffle!"
"I won? Amazin'!"

actually this was Jo and Mr. Lazaroni! :crazy:

H0neyAnge1
06-24-2008, 05:37 PM
"Hey, how 'bout a nice Christmas Eve hamburger?"

Mrs. Garrett



"No one's asking you to kiss trees. Just rake a few leaves."

pfeifferobsessed
06-24-2008, 06:04 PM
that would be nat!

"she thinks her wardorbe is perfectly acceptible...i think its a public eye-sore! weve agreed to disagree and go on with our lives!"

painmakeyourway
06-24-2008, 10:22 PM
Blair!

"They're having an affair...the kind that isn't catered."

pfeifferobsessed
06-25-2008, 04:23 AM
im pretty sure thats blair!

double:
"public eyesore?"
"im guessing this is a bad time to ask for a glass of juice!"
"this is a bad time to ask for cpr!"

painmakeyourway
06-25-2008, 08:28 AM
Blair!

"They're having an affair...the kind that isn't catered."

actually this was Natalie! :)

painmakeyourway
06-25-2008, 08:45 AM
im pretty sure thats blair!

double:
"public eyesore?"
"im guessing this is a bad time to ask for a glass of juice!"
"this is a bad time to ask for cpr!"

I think this is Jo, Blair, Jo?

quote:

"What's wrong with me?"
"I don't have time to tell ya!"

H0neyAnge1
06-25-2008, 03:55 PM
Blair and Jo!

"Maybe I'm just not worth insulting."
"Yes you are."

pfeifferobsessed
06-26-2008, 04:53 AM
blair and jo!

"this is too much...having a white maid!"

painmakeyourway
06-26-2008, 10:06 AM
haha one of Tootie's cutest moments!

"Blair, this may come as a surprise to you, but slavery is not one of my favorite things!"

InspectorExstead
06-26-2008, 06:36 PM
tootie.

"yoo-hoo. can natalie come out and play?"

LoveMrsG
06-27-2008, 04:05 AM
I didn't go through reading everybody's quotes, so forgive me if this is a repeat.

I'll give you a little help. This is a later episode, from season 9, as a matter of fact, and I'll give you another hint: it's one of the more moving scenes from Facts.

Ready? Here goes!

"You know, there's a tree right now that doesn't like you very much."
"Yeah, well, that tree had some nerve waking me up like that."

pfeifferobsessed
06-27-2008, 05:26 AM
I didn't go through reading everybody's quotes, so forgive me if this is a repeat.

I'll give you a little help. This is a later episode, from season 9, as a matter of fact, and I'll give you another hint: it's one of the more moving scenes from Facts.

Ready? Here goes!

"You know, there's a tree right now that doesn't like you very much."
"Yeah, well, that tree had some nerve waking me up like that."
jo and blair in "less than perfect"! (btw, you didnt answer the last quote!)

"im trying to get jo to be nice to blair!" :D

LoveMrsG
06-27-2008, 02:21 PM
Whoops! LOL, sorry about that...egg on my face!!! :lol:

I think that was Natalie from "Ain't Miss Beholden."

This next one should be pretty easy. It's one of my favorites:
"Get the hell out of here or I'll beat you with my frying pan!"

pfeifferobsessed
06-28-2008, 09:10 PM
mrs. g!

double:
"ha! ha!"
"ha! ha...ha!"

InspectorExstead
06-28-2008, 10:03 PM
I think that was Natalie from "Ain't Miss Beholden."


that was actually boots in the "advanced placement" episode.

LoveMrsG
06-28-2008, 10:18 PM
Ah, crud! *Blair from "Double Standard"* :lol:

Sorry...I haven't seen all the episodes. I don't have a TV network where I live that shows the episodes, and I didn't get a chance to see them all while they were on YouTube.

Since I lost, can I put up another quote for somebody else to try, or am I not allowed to post anymore since I blew it?

Hmm....let me try and make a comeback....

If I'm breaking the rules, I'll just observe after this, but I'm going to pick a really nit-picky quote....something that won't be that easy to pick out....

"He was staring at my loafers!"

Jude The Obscure
06-29-2008, 09:45 AM
LovesMrsG........there is no banning or anything from a game. You make a mistake--you move on :) This is not Jepoardy or Millionaire.......the game is meant to be fun, so let's not try and pick quotes that you have to be an FOL expert to know. Thanks! :)

pfeifferobsessed
06-29-2008, 05:26 PM
that was actually boots in the "advanced placement" episode.
that was the correct answer to my quote that i posted...it was natalie from "aint miss beholden"!

pfeifferobsessed
06-29-2008, 05:29 PM
Ah, crud! *Blair from "Double Standard"* :lol:

Sorry...I haven't seen all the episodes. I don't have a TV network where I live that shows the episodes, and I didn't get a chance to see them all while they were on YouTube.

Since I lost, can I put up another quote for somebody else to try, or am I not allowed to post anymore since I blew it?

Hmm....let me try and make a comeback....

If I'm breaking the rules, I'll just observe after this, but I'm going to pick a really nit-picky quote....something that won't be that easy to pick out....

"He was staring at my loafers!"
that was natalie!

"my friends dont wear polyester! they dont drive motorcycles or ramblers! they dont buy their shoes at the supermarket!"

Jude The Obscure
06-29-2008, 05:33 PM
Good ole classic Blair :D

"We've changed and grown. We all have......Doesn't anybody think I've changed?"

painmakeyourway
06-29-2008, 06:10 PM
Tootie!

"I know that arm. Bulging, muscular, tan…and mine."

LoveMrsG
06-29-2008, 06:36 PM
Pfeifferobsessed...you're good!!! :) Everybody is.

"I know that arm...bulging...muscular...tan...and mine!" --Natalie from "Dieting"

Next quote:

"Tootie, you hit me with that and I'll lay you out!"

LoveMrsG
06-29-2008, 06:43 PM
LovesMrsG........there is no banning or anything from a game. You make a mistake--you move on :) This is not Jepoardy or Millionaire.......the game is meant to be fun, so let's not try and pick quotes that you have to be an FOL expert to know. Thanks! :)

Okay, sorry! :) And thanks. Pfeifferobsessed nailed it, but I don't think my last one's too hard. Didn't mean to take the fun out, I just wasn't sure.

painmakeyourway
06-29-2008, 07:11 PM
Pfeifferobsessed...you're good!!! :) Everybody is.

"I know that arm...bulging...muscular...tan...and mine!" --Natalie from "Dieting"

Next quote:

"Tootie, you hit me with that and I'll lay you out!"

Natalie!

alright, here's one:

"It’s not right for people to just live together."
"Why not? We do!"

LoveMrsG
06-29-2008, 07:20 PM
Natalie!

alright, here's one:

"It’s not right for people to just live together."
"Why not? We do!"

I know that's from season 1. I can't remember which of the girls said, "It's not right for people to just live together," but I know it was Tootie who said, "Why not? We do!" Maybe you can give me half-credit! :lol:

Um...let's see...

"I haven't been this upset since the price of gold went down!"

painmakeyourway
06-29-2008, 07:38 PM
well...it was Tootie who said "It's not right blah blah" and Natalie who said "Why not, we do!" let's see what I can do for ya...how 'bout partial credit? ;)

painmakeyourway
06-29-2008, 07:40 PM
"I haven't been this upset since the price of gold went down!"

Blair!

next!

"Alright, Blair, hit me with your best shot, go ahead."
*nothing from Blair*
"Oh, Blair. You can do better than that."

LoveMrsG
06-29-2008, 07:45 PM
Blair!

next!

"Alright, Blair, hit me with your best shot, go ahead."
*nothing from Blair*
"Oh, Blair. You can do better than that."

Thanks for partial credit...:lol: Jo and Natalie.

Next!

*TV set* "I hate you, Richard! I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!"
One of the girls: "She loves him!"

pfeifferobsessed
06-29-2008, 11:35 PM
hmm...blair? if not, then i think it was tootie...cause thats when the two were watching a soap opera, i believe!

"pow, boy, pow!!! dead kawasakis all over the place!!!"

LoveMrsG
06-29-2008, 11:45 PM
Yep, it's Tootie! :) And your quote is Jo.

"That's the sort of gal I am, Mr. Parker...whimsical!"

Jude The Obscure
06-29-2008, 11:52 PM
Mrs G :D

(that saucy wench!) :lol:

"A date, Blair. We call it a date!"

pfeifferobsessed
06-30-2008, 12:19 AM
tootie!

"we are sooo rank!"

LoveMrsG
06-30-2008, 12:51 AM
Tootie.

"Look to the left. Look to the right. Look to the left again. Look the right again. Look to the left again and stop."
"I don't think I can!"

InspectorExstead
06-30-2008, 01:44 AM
mrs. g and then tootie (i love that episode!)

"Oh look. Here's Blair & the pig."
"Which one's the pig?"

pfeifferobsessed
06-30-2008, 02:17 AM
tootie and natalie! (maybe vice versa...they thought thats what jo was going to say...haha!)

"i wasnt insulting blair; i was insulting the pig!"

LoveMrsG
06-30-2008, 02:34 AM
Actually, I think you've got it reversed. I think Jo does ask, "Which one's the pig?" and either Natalie or Tootie gets onto Jo for insulting Blair and then Jo says, "Oh, no. I wasn't insulting Blair. I was--" and then Mrs. G. and the girls say, "--insulting the pig!" LOL...soooo funny! :)

*Gasp!* "She took the key out of the sock?!"

painmakeyourway
06-30-2008, 08:41 AM
I'm gonna guess Tootie for that one...

"It was after you polished all your jewelry with my toothbrush. That really left a bad taste in my mouth."

Jude The Obscure
06-30-2008, 10:25 AM
Actually, I think you've got it reversed. I think Jo does ask, "Which one's the pig?" and either Natalie or Tootie gets onto Jo for insulting Blair and then Jo says, "Oh, no. I wasn't insulting Blair. I was--" and then Mrs. G. and the girls say, "--insulting the pig!" LOL...soooo funny! :)

*Gasp!* "She took the key out of the sock?!"


this is actually Mrs. G :)

Jude The Obscure
06-30-2008, 10:27 AM
I'm gonna guess Tootie for that one...

"It was after you polished all your jewelry with my toothbrush. That really left a bad taste in my mouth."


Natalie :)

Double quote:
"So, do you think I still look like Moosejaw Muldoon?"
"Not if I pass my chemistry exam!"

pfeifferobsessed
06-30-2008, 03:03 PM
natalie and blair!

"now remember, these pictures arent supposed to posed!'
"i dont even know the cameras there!"

Jude The Obscure
06-30-2008, 05:16 PM
Molly and Blair

"Well, if you hadn't galloped in front of me, Spectacular Bid, you wouldn't have tripped!" (approximate quote--may not have the exact wording correct)

pfeifferobsessed
06-30-2008, 07:19 PM
cindy!

"she should be arrested for what she did!"
"yeah, vandalizing a national treasure!"

LoveMrsG
07-01-2008, 07:37 AM
Blair and Tootie, I think.

"The Dallas Cowboys use their cheerleaders as sex objects."
"You won't feel that way when you've got your own set of pom-poms!"

painmakeyourway
07-01-2008, 08:32 AM
I know the first is Molly...I think the other is Blair. Maybe you can give me half credit too lol

"My cousin is a comedian...she's working her way up."*
"Is she funny?"

*not exact quotage; estimation*

LoveMrsG
07-01-2008, 02:46 PM
You get half credit. :) The first quote was Molly, but the second was Natalie. You're going to have to give me half credit too, because I know the first quote was Blair but I'm not sure about the second. I'll guess and say the second was Tootie.

"Mrs. Garrett, I don't have any old clothes." *Mrs. Garrett gives a warning glance.* "I'll buy some!"

pfeifferobsessed
07-01-2008, 04:32 PM
blair!

double:
"youre born, you move on, you die...thats life!"
"well...dont go all mushy on us!"

LoveMrsG
07-01-2008, 05:31 PM
First Jo, then Blair.

"Bumps to the left of me...bumps to the right of me...into the valley of powder we gooo!"

pfeifferobsessed
07-01-2008, 09:09 PM
mrs. g!

double:
"guess what we grew in the garden!"
"your face?"
"no, its a bokchoy(sp?)!"

LoveMrsG
07-01-2008, 09:46 PM
Jo, then Blair, then Jo again.

"You can't go as Jane Fonda!"
"Why not? Who are you going as?"
"Peter Fonda."
*laughs hysterically* "A brother-sister act! Look out!"

pfeifferobsessed
07-01-2008, 10:32 PM
jo, blair, jo, and natalie? if not natalie, then it was tootie!

double:
"they were actually selling clothes that other people had already worn! isnt that disgusting?"
"i shop there all the time!"
"maybe not so much disgusting as resourceful!"

InspectorExstead
07-01-2008, 10:57 PM
blair, jo, blair

"And the same goes for you, Mr. Good Wrench."

LoveMrsG
07-01-2008, 11:43 PM
You were right, Pfeifferobsessed...it was Tootie. :D And Tootie was the last one. Hey, Jude86, thanks for starting the thread...this is fun!!! :D

"What do you care what I call you? What do you care what anybody calls you? You know what you are, and what you are is a smurf and a twirp!"

painmakeyourway
07-01-2008, 11:58 PM
haha, when Jo goes to Kelly's house is one of my all time favorite Jo scenes EVER! :lol:

"You can do in the afternoon what you can do at night."

LoveMrsG
07-02-2008, 12:20 AM
Sue Ann in "Sex Symbol"...I hate it the way that the old FOL girls turn on Natalie in this episode the way Sue Ann did. They were living together like a family just a few months before and if a rumor like that had been started about Natalie then, Sue Ann and the other girls probably wouldn't have had the same reaction. Sad the way they turned on the girls after they got in trouble.

Anyway, next quote:
"You and Roger better be careful. I hear you came back from last year's hike with poison ivy."
"We also came back going steady!"

Jude The Obscure
07-02-2008, 10:31 AM
You're welcome LovesMrsG! it helps keep our board jumping and alive! I've tried with some other shows--but it fell on deaf ears :(

I'll let someone else try on the previous quote.

painmakeyourway
07-02-2008, 08:10 PM
Sue Ann in "Sex Symbol"...I hate it the way that the old FOL girls turn on Natalie in this episode the way Sue Ann did. They were living together like a family just a few months before and if a rumor like that had been started about Natalie then, Sue Ann and the other girls probably wouldn't have had the same reaction. Sad the way they turned on the girls after they got in trouble.

Anyway, next quote:
"You and Roger better be careful. I hear you came back from last year's hike with poison ivy."
"We also came back going steady!"

I'm going to guess again...Sue Ann and Nancy?

"Wasn't that your ex-husband?"
"If you mean the man who dumped for a girl whose towels say, 'His,' 'hers,' and 'next,' then yes."

pfeifferobsessed
07-03-2008, 06:03 AM
hmm...im not really sure, charlie and monica?

double:
"i dont sweat...i glisten!"
"well, youre glistening like a pig!"

RoryGilmore
07-03-2008, 02:48 PM
Blair, Jo


"Your both smart, both pretty, both brunette"

pfeifferobsessed
07-03-2008, 06:04 PM
natalie! :lol:

"oh, no...im losing a bolt...im working at half wattage here!"

Jude The Obscure
07-03-2008, 07:25 PM
Natalie!

(I think that quote has come up 3 or 4 times so far) :lol:

Double:

"Ya know how it is, Mrs Garrett, first day of school, got let out some steam"
"And now it's Miller Time!"

LoveMrsG
07-04-2008, 12:27 AM
Blair, then Tootie.

"There we were studying and then all of the sudden, his was touching mine."
"WHAT?!?!"
"His algebra book was touching my algebra book."

pfeifferobsessed
07-04-2008, 05:45 AM
natalie, blair (i love how defensive she was about natalie), and natalie!

"not long after mr. bigley went missing, you bratwurst runneth over!" (i think i used this one before :lol: )

Jude The Obscure
07-04-2008, 02:38 PM
Blair (or I as love to say Bleaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh) :)

"Oh you made the family special? Linguini with Poliniazcek sauce?"

pfeifferobsessed
07-05-2008, 02:58 AM
jo!

"ive changed...i love integrity!"

InspectorExstead
07-08-2008, 12:34 PM
i'm not sure, but i'm thinking it's either blair or kelly?

"Oh listen Jo, I'm sorry I grated my fingernail into the cheese."

Jude The Obscure
07-08-2008, 03:22 PM
Natalie :lol:

"At the cannery, we work very hard to ensure the freshness of our product!"

pfeifferobsessed
07-09-2008, 05:03 AM
jo!

"ive changed...i love integrity!"
the answer to this was blair! :D

InspectorExstead
07-10-2008, 07:53 PM
Natalie :lol:

"At the cannery, we work very hard to ensure the freshness of our product!"


the fingernail quote was actually tootie. :)
i am totally stuck on your quote though. sounds so familiar, but i can't remember who said it!

Jude The Obscure
07-10-2008, 10:12 PM
tootie huh? oh well nat and toots--two people, one brain :lol:

natalie said that--one of her many temp jobs :lol: her delivery was so hilarious--and the look on Jo's face :)

InspectorExstead
07-11-2008, 01:39 AM
tootie huh? oh well nat and toots--two people, one brain :lol:

:lol:

oooh. that's where the quote came from. i guess since no one guessed it, you get to post another!

Jude The Obscure
07-11-2008, 02:32 PM
"Well.....she got her rock! Where's my story? Where's my inner sense of beauty?" (approx quote) :)

pfeifferobsessed
07-11-2008, 11:09 PM
blair!!! :lol:

"you know, i really i hope blair doesnt win that helen of troy contest...uh, she always gets so humble when she wins! she says she doesnt deserve it! we say, yes you do; she says no i dont! we say, yes you do; she says, yes i do, and then she treats us like dirt!" (approximate quote)

LoveMrsG
07-12-2008, 06:25 PM
I think that little jewel came from Natalie. :) It was either her or Tootie, I'm sure.

"Shock. Shock. How do treat for shock? You keep them warm, that's it. No, no. You keep them cool. Oh, I know!" and then this unnamed character slaps Blair! :) LOL, a little hint for you guys, and btw, it was also just an approximate quote.

Impressions
07-12-2008, 10:59 PM
I'm gonna take a stab at it and say Jo.

"Boy, I tell you it's not safe to walk the streets anymore; this chick outside was all over me"

InspectorExstead
07-13-2008, 01:21 AM
george!

"when two people feel the sting of this little fellow's arrow, they fall in love."
"that's what must've happened with blair and.....blair."

painmakeyourway
07-13-2008, 04:56 PM
Um, Beverly Ann (I think) and Jo.

"What happened?"
"It's okay, you're here with friends...and Beverly Ann"

pfeifferobsessed
07-13-2008, 07:53 PM
george!

"when two people feel the sting of this little fellow's arrow, they fall in love."
"that's what must've happened with blair and.....blair."
this is too funny, i was gonna use that quote the next time i took a turn! :lol:

InspectorExstead
07-13-2008, 10:00 PM
this is too funny, i was gonna use that quote the next time i took a turn! :lol:

:lol: that's such a coincidence!

InspectorExstead
07-13-2008, 10:01 PM
Um, Beverly Ann (I think) and Jo.

"What happened?"
"It's okay, you're here with friends...and Beverly Ann"

yep. the first one was beverly ann.

umm...as far as that quote goes, is the first one mrs. g & the second one tootie? that was a complete guess though, so i'm sure i'm wrong. lol.

Jude The Obscure
07-14-2008, 06:19 PM
"Shaun meet Emily......Emily Meet Shaun" :lol:

pfeifferobsessed
07-15-2008, 04:50 AM
jo! :D

double(one of my fave exchanges ever):
"please, oh wise one, impart some of your famous knowledge and save us!"
"is something bothering you?"
"not at all!"

painmakeyourway
07-16-2008, 07:35 PM
yep. the first one was beverly ann.

umm...as far as that quote goes, is the first one mrs. g & the second one tootie? that was a complete guess though, so i'm sure i'm wrong. lol.

it was Blair and Jo! :)

LoveMrsG
07-29-2008, 03:48 AM
jo! :D

double(one of my fave exchanges ever):
"please, oh wise one, impart some of your famous knowledge and save us!"
"is something bothering you?"
"not at all!"
I have no idea because I haven't seen all the episodes, but I'm going to take a guess and say it was Jo, then Blair, then Jo again, being her usual sarcastic self. :)

"I can't believe you're letting things go this far, just to save yourself a little embarrassment."
"I can handle a little embarrassment. It's humiliation I have trouble with."

Nat's #1 Fan
07-29-2008, 11:39 AM
Tootie, then Natalie.

painmakeyourway
07-29-2008, 11:57 AM
nat's #1 fan, you forgot to post a quote!

jo's sister
07-29-2008, 12:06 PM
purefrum sheets why did he pick her not me my man then hits the bed

Johnny be good!
10-16-2012, 09:25 AM
Lol.

gypsyx89
11-17-2012, 05:57 AM
purefrum sheets why did he pick her not me my man then hits the bed

Uh... what? I'm going to guess Blair from 'Double Standard,' (if it's the one I'm thinking of...) but that's really broken English so...

Johnny be good!
11-20-2012, 11:08 AM
Yeah.

gypsyx89
11-20-2012, 12:45 PM
Assuming I got that right...

Let me put this to you in a way I think you'll understand; SERVE THE DAMN FOOD!

Johnny be good!
03-15-2018, 02:24 PM
Edna

RetroGuy2000
05-23-2018, 05:56 PM
"Stop grossing up America, you turkeys!"