:grr:
are you a ghost :eek:

are you a ghost :eek:
Yes, Joe. You've cracked the puzzle.

my latest email to Time Warner:

Hello,

I have been having an extreme amount of difficulty
with this new update to the cable box that was
delivered - completely without warning - this week.

My new cable box was finally giving me hassle free
TV-viewing, they had just sent me a new box to replace
one I had been having troubles with a few months ago,
and now they decide to cripple this new box with this
update.

When I called customer service, they assured me that
this update was necessary for the digital transition
coming up next February, and that we would just have
to get used to the new problems associated with the
software updates, but all the information was
available online and that there was a comment form
that I could use to make any suggestions or comments
on your website.

Having found no such comment form, and finding the
FAQ's completely useless to my situation, I am going
to try to address some of my concerns here.

As I previously mentioned, my cable box seems very
unstable now; constantly freezing and rebooting and
displaying strange behaviors that were not present at
ALL before the update.

I also have many complaints and general comments about
how poorly thought out this program update has been
for the customers actually forced to try and use it.
There seems to have been absolutely no concern given
to usability, consistency, or any previous features or
constants in the user interface.

Why have they removed the timer counter from the
progress bar shown when fast forwarding or rewinding?

why have they scaled down the progress bar, making it
too small to be at all useful when scanning through a
program? Why does it need that big empty box
surrounding it, needlessly obscuring such a large
portion of the screen?

why is the Navigator so much slower? it seems to
"freeze" for anywhere from one to five seconds anytime
ANY button is pressed?

why does it freeze or wait when you press any buttons,
yet if you press a button a second or third time, it
will IMMEDIATELY cancel it out, or take you to the ON
DEMAND menu?

why does my previously perfectly working box now
randomly reboot multiple times a day for no apparent
reason?

why does it take so much longer for the cable box to
reboot with the new update?

why have all my series recording priorities been
removed?

why has the new navigator deleted most of my series
recordings?

why is it recording random shows that I have not
chosen?

why is it randomly setting new recordings to start one
minute later, and when I manually change it to "one
minute earlier", why must i go back and change that
setting several times over? (you have no idea how
frustrating it is to start a recorded show that has
skipped the first minute, because it wouldn't change
that setting)

why has the ability to adjust the save priority of
recorded programs been completely removed?

why have they made the program search functions so
completely unbearable to use? they took away the
"back" button, keyboard wraparound, and made the
keyboard so wide it creates too many extra clicks to
access it swiftly, and when you want to search for a
different show or change your search, you have to
start over?

why have they changed all of the menu and search
screens to have such poorly-conceived layouts that
make it impossible to show the same amount of
information previously available on-screen, and so
much more difficult to navigate? (and its even WORSE
in wide-screen)

why has the Navigator completely removed the ability
to simply press the "C" button from the guide to
search for shows by title? this is ridiculous that
they have taken away this most basic feature and
replaced it with a completely unusable "keyboard"
search (that layout is HORRIBLE compared to the old
one), that is buried several menus deep?

why has the navigator completely removed all functions
of the "C" button in favor of several more clicks to
get to ANY function?

why have they changed simple menu selections of "A"
"B" or "C" in favor of forcing the user to press
multiple arrow keys to select any option?

why have they changed simple messages that would only
obscure a small area of the screen into a full-screen
blocking menu that provides no additional information,
yet takes longer to navigate? (for example when you
select a program and it asks you what you want to do,
etc. )

why are none of the On Demand channels no longer
working? I have tried the "wait awhile and try it
again" troubleshooting steps as directed by the Time
Warner support staff, but to no avail.

Why do none of the online FAQ's address these obvious
concerns?

Why wasn't more stability testing done on this update
before releasing it to the general public?

I have very little faith that my questions here will
be answered to my satisfaction in a reasonable amount
of time. I have been a loyal Time-Warner customer for
many years, putting up with many problems, unfair
policies and excuses, all while paying a premium for
the services that I receive.

I may not have much recourse here in this situation,
but let me assure you that this has left me a very
unhappy customer at this time.

suck up on it,

roby
acct # XXX-XXXXX

dang, I thought of some more things to say to Time Warner - i will have to start a new list.

like, dude - have any of you guys seen that anti-marijuana commercial, where the kid is like in his room smoking some weed, and he slowly gets enveloped into a coccoon of marijuana, then he like bursts out and he's like FIFTY years old or something, and they say like "live above weed" or something?

dude, like what a trip man.

like, dude - have any of you guys seen that anti-marijuana commercial, where the kid is like in his room smoking some weed, and he slowly gets enveloped into a coccoon of marijuana, then he like bursts out and he's like FIFTY years old or something, and they say like "live above weed" or something?

dude, like what a trip man.
:lol:

like, dude - have any of you guys seen that anti-marijuana commercial, where the kid is like in his room smoking some weed, and he slowly gets enveloped into a coccoon of marijuana, then he like bursts out and he's like FIFTY years old or something, and they say like "live above weed" or something?

dude, like what a trip man.
haha totally

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http://www.zug.com/pranks/visa/

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:lol:

is that Demetri Martin

:lol:

is that Demetri Martin
I think so LOL

:lol:

is that Demetri Martin
Indeed. <3

I think so LOL
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http://www.zug.com/pranks/visa/
Can I have your mother's madien name please?

yup.

Can I have your mother's madien name please?
don't you have Swarthington-Stocktoston-Topsinshontinshonson... on there?

just a sec, let me get her on the phone for you...

don't you have Swarthington-Stocktoston-Topsinshontinshonson... on there?

just a sec, let me get her on the phone for you...
:rotflmao:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGqno1LWKNk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGqno1LWKNk
:rofl: WTF?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGqno1LWKNk
:rotflmao: I thought Id seen everything, that is so 80s for 2005 and random and WTF like whered ya find that?

I increase your post count by nearly 100 posts and not even a THANK YOU?! :mumble:

Goes to show what generosity (and accurate bookkeeping for a change) can get you.

And my join date, in the bookkeeping, moved BACKWARDS by either 6 or 7 days depending on your time zone.

Time travel is a crazy mofo.

And my join date, in the bookkeeping, moved BACKWARDS by either 6 or 7 days depending on your time zone.

Time travel is a crazy mofo.
well, I'd thank you, but I have no idea what my post count is or was, and I think I just passeed out and i don't know what day it is so i kinda just time travelled myself.

please i told you you ain't nothing i want so why you keep blowing up my phone

I increase your post count by nearly 100 posts and not even a THANK YOU?! :mumble:

Goes to show what generosity (and accurate bookkeeping for a change) can get you.
wait what?! : o

please i told you you ain't nothing i want so why you keep blowing up my phone
yeah, you owe me half a taco now.

I increase your post count by nearly 100 posts and not even a THANK YOU?! :mumble:

Goes to show what generosity (and accurate bookkeeping for a change) can get you.
Whaa?

Whaa?

For some reason, several post counts have been under-reporting the actual number of posts to the tune of between 100 and up to 400-500 posts, depending on the user. I've been manually fixing these as I get around to it.

Your previous number was 85 posts too LOW - so it got 85 posts added to it.

For some reason, several post counts have been under-reporting the actual number of posts to the tune of between 100 and up to 400-500 posts, depending on the user. I've been manually fixing these as I get around to it.

Your previous number was 85 posts too LOW - so it got 85 posts added to it.
Ah cool!

Oh so the ones that got deleted are back? :eek:

I expect SO to BLOW UP when Jack hits 100K posts.

I expect SO to BLOW UP when Jack hits 100K posts.
LOL

I expect SO to BLOW UP when Jack hits 100K posts.
well, I expect joe's head to spin around and turn into a pea soup sprinkler when it happens.

well, I expect joe's head to spin around and turn into a pea soup sprinkler when it happens.
LOL :rotflmao:

I hope the joke's still funny. I honestly expected youse guys to get to a hundred grand by now.

I hope the joke's still funny. I honestly expected youse guys to get to a hundred grand by now.
LOL whoa

I expect SO to BLOW UP when Jack hits 100K posts.
:lol:

well, I expect joe's head to spin around and turn into a pea soup sprinkler when it happens.
lmao

I hope the joke's still funny. I honestly expected youse guys to get to a hundred grand by now.
Jack's TRYING - its not his fault that thar aint much to talk about.

besides were having this posting race right now that should take care of that.

LYNN LOOKIT

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My collection is SLOWLY growing.

I really wanna watch Shindler's List.

I watched Big Daddy last night, its hilarious that the same kids that said I wipe my own ass and peed in a plant in the classroom are now Zack and Cody LOL, and Jon Stewart looks really young, well he's only 9 years older now, but his hair was PITCH BLACK and he umm hadnt aged LOL

I watched Big Daddy last night, its hilarious that the same kids that said I wipe my own ass and peed in a plant in the classroom are now Zack and Cody LOL, and Jon Stewart looks really young, well he's only 9 years older now, but his hair was PITCH BLACK and he umm hadnt aged LOL
dont even know what that movie is

dont even know what that movie is
:eek: Even I know what that movie is!

:eek: Even I know what that movie is!
I know!

dont even know what that movie is
:eek: Well, kind of not seeing as you were only 7 when it came out, and though PG-13, isnt exactly for 7 year olds, with refrences to Hooters, peeing in a pot, one of Zack and Cody syaing "I wipe my own ass", one of them ( they playing the same kid), hopping around to a kangaroo video, then throwing up, perofrming a sleephold on Rob Schneider, doing that thing with ketchup coming out of theuir mouth.....but still its awesome

I watched Big Daddy last night, its hilarious that the same kids that said I wipe my own ass and peed in a plant in the classroom are now Zack and Cody LOL, and Jon Stewart looks really young, well he's only 9 years older now, but his hair was PITCH BLACK and he umm hadnt aged LOL
I KNOW. I saw it the other night too. I love old Sandler movies. XD

:eek: Well, kind of not seeing as you were only 7 when it came out, and though PG-13, isnt exactly for 7 year olds, with refrences to Hooters, peeing in a pot, one of Zack and Cody syaing "I wipe my own ass", one of them ( they playing the same kid), hopping around to a kangaroo video, then throwing up, perofrming a sleephold on Rob Schneider, doing that thing with ketchup coming out of theuir mouth.....but still its awesome
k

i pay no attention to movies at all, so thats most likely why i dont know what it is.

k

i pay no attention to movies at all, so thats most likely why i dont know what it is.
It's a classic, you should see it.

So I found this picture yesterday and thought it was kind of interesting.

The sign is German, it says "Jews not welcome." It's from WWII


http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee138/CourtneeX0/cyclist.jpg

is MSN not working for anyone else?

It's a classic, you should see it.
meh. im not a big movie person.

I KNOW. I saw it the other night too. I love old Sandler movies. XD
Me too, I love his old and new ones

meh. im not a big movie person.
Ah I see, well thats fine

LMAO STEVE MARTIN.

LMAO STEVE MARTIN.
GRANDDDPAAAA BOUUUUGHHHTT A RUUUUBBBBERRR.

LMAO STEVE MARTIN.
HE RULES!!!!

HAHA! He does.

Stealing pictures of Gary Gulman. I'm a horrible person.

Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harrassing that woman.

i mustve missed something..

http://www.prosportsmemorabilia.com/Images/Product/33-93/33-93350-F.jpg

always STARTin trouble ohno:

always STARTin trouble ohno:
LOL

yew got me beggin' ewe four mercy.

Kristen Bell pwnz.
http://petitebell.org/gallery/albums/other/facebook/003.jpg

Kristen Bell pwnz.
http://petitebell.org/gallery/albums/other/facebook/003.jpg
:nod:

yew got me beggin' ewe four mercy.
I like that song too :lol:

Kristen Bell pwnz.
http://petitebell.org/gallery/albums/other/facebook/003.jpg
you are correct sir.

Kristen Bell pwnz.
http://petitebell.org/gallery/albums/other/facebook/003.jpg
She's gonna be in a movie with The Heder soon.

She's gonna be in a movie with The Heder soon.
What movie will it be?

What movie will it be?
"When in Rome."

"When in Rome."
Ah cool

XD

']XD
:wave:

Hey! Ahh I forget all the smilies ^^

Oh dear my # of posts suck! :lol: :( :eek: :crazy:

']Oh dear my # of posts suck! :lol: :( :eek: :crazy:
At least you don't look like a nerd for having one of the highest single-profile post counts in all of the internet. :(

At least you don't look like a nerd for having one of the highest single-profile post counts in all of the internet. :(
I guess not :lol: But I was sooo close! That one timee... :lol:

']I guess not :lol: But I was sooo close! That one timee... :lol:
Well ya averaged over 118 posts per day back then. :lol:

At least you don't look like a nerd for having one of the highest single-profile post counts in all of the internet. :(
LOL

We are nerds, embrace it.

LOL

We are nerds, embrace it.
Good point, but still. Look at my posts compared to yours even. :lol:

Good point, but still. Look at my posts compared to yours even. :lol:
Yeah, I tended to take my share of sabbaticals over the years, or I'd probably be up there too. :lol:

Well ya averaged over 118 posts per day back then. :lol:
She's a good SG.

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That being centered LOL.

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Wise words from a wise man.

LOL XD DA HOME GUY I use to think he was fake... >>; XD

']LOL XD DA HOME GUY I use to think he was fake... >>; XD
Like your COUSIN? Nope.

Like your COUSIN? Nope.
:lol: YES SHE WAS FAKE THE SHAMEEE! :crazy:

She's a good SG.
LOL

']:lol: YES SHE WAS FAKE THE SHAMEEE! :crazy:
THE HORRIER.

THE HORRIER.
EXTREME HORRIERFLYING.

']EXTREME HORRIERFLYING.
KELS!

Well ya averaged over 118 posts per day back then. :lol:
Yeah I remember when she made 1000 posts like the first few weeks

At least you don't look like a nerd for having one of the highest single-profile post counts in all of the internet. :(
LOL I know,I do too

']I guess not :lol: But I was sooo close! That one timee... :lol:
LOL yeah anyways wow this year has the same dates as 2003, and its really turning into 2003 AND youre back so WELCOME BACK!!!



I feel like Ive gone back a few years now

Whoa you can have songs in your sig on FoxyTunes?:eek:

But it doesnt actually play when you click the link

At least you don't look like a nerd for having one of the highest single-profile post counts in all of the internet. :(
honestly our posts counts are the highest ive ever seen on any forum. SO has the random board though which adds a lot of posts : o

honestly our posts counts are the highest ive ever seen on any forum. SO has the random board though which adds a lot of posts : o
Ditto, well besides IDF LOL

Ditto, well besides IDF LOL
ummm i havent seen anyone with anything over like 20,000 posts on IDF. although i dont really pay attention to post counts on IDF.

KELS!
ROBY! :D

LOL yeah anyways wow this year has the same dates as 2003, and its really turning into 2003 AND youre back so WELCOME BACK!!!



I feel like Ive gone back a few years now
Thanks Jack! :D :D :D

Well I have A HOME computer now thats why I'm on too bad this isn't as busy as it use to be.:(

ummm i havent seen anyone with anything over like 20,000 posts on IDF. although i dont really pay attention to post counts on IDF.
Ah, LOL true

']Thanks Jack! :D :D :D

Well I have A HOME computer now thats why I'm on too bad this isn't as busy as it use to be.:(
Youre welcome! And glad you remembered me!


Whoa, wait so where were are all those 2003 posts from?

DONT STOP BELEEIIIIVIIIINNNNN

DONT STOP BELEEIIIIVIIIINNNNN
LOVE THAT SONG

Youre welcome! And glad you remembered me!


Whoa, wait so where were are all those 2003 posts from?
Of course I remember you! ;)

My posts? DISAPEARRRED. :crazy:

LOVE THAT SONG
ME TOO!

']Of course I remember you! ;)

My posts? DISAPEARRRED. :crazy:
not dissappeearded - INFLAAAATION!!!!

not dissappeearded - INFLAAAATION!!!!
:mad: I remember when they vanished :lol: Most of my posts were just trying to get more posts...:crazy:

']Of course I remember you! ;)

My posts? DISAPEARRRED. :crazy:
Really? No they didnt LOL

']:mad: I remember when they vanished :lol: Most of my posts were just trying to get more posts...:crazy:
LOL

ME TOO!
Awesome, one of the few Journey songs I like

Awesome, one of the few Journey songs I like
its like...the only one i know. well and Open Arms is by them too right?

']:mad: I remember when they vanished :lol: Most of my posts were just trying to get more posts...:crazy:
CUTBAAACKS!!! DUE TO REAGAANOOOMICCS!!!

its like...the only one i know. well and Open Arms is by them too right?
they have a ton of hits, just stay away from Steve Perry's solo stuff like "Oh, Cherry"

i just moved my wireless router into my attic, ran wiring for a new outlet in there for it, and mounted an 8" fan to blow cool air across it to KEEp it cool (piece of crap likes to over heat)

my network is HUGE

its like...the only one i know. well and Open Arms is by them too right?
Yeah it is so is Seperate Ways and Anyway You Want It, the 4 only good songs by them.

Yeah it is so is Seperate Ways and Anyway You Want It, the 4 only good songs by them.
are they on your heart, just like a tattoo?

i feel that it is nessacary to point out that "Tattoo" is now in my signature.

dude, its complicaated.

i feel that it is nessacary to point out that "Tattoo" is now in my signature.
Awesome!

Today is a good day.

i feel that it is nessacary to point out that "Tattoo" is now in my signature.
A quote from Shindlers List is in mine. Suck it.

A quote from Shindlers List is in mine. Suck it.
um, Tattoo >>>>>>>>>> whatever the frick is in your sig

um, Tattoo >>>>>>>>>> whatever the frick is in your sig
So a ****ty pop song is better than an Oscar award winning movie about the Holocaust? I think not.

Bumper Sticker is kind of annoying sometimes.

So a ****ty pop song is better than an Oscar award winning movie about the Holocaust? I think not.
ive never seen that movie so in my eyes it is. and you just called Tattoo ****ty so therefore you are now dead in my eyes.

ive never seen that movie so in my eyes it is. and you just called Tattoo ****ty so therefore you are now dead in my eyes.
Lmao, seriously though, you need to watch that movie. It changes your perpective on things.

But don't watch it with your parents.

Lmao, seriously though, you need to watch that movie. It changes your perpective on things.

But don't watch it with your parents.
im not really a movie person. they kind of bore me :(. some are good and i like seeing them in the theater, but...EH.

im not really a movie person. they kind of bore me :(. some are good and i like seeing them in the theater, but...EH.
I'm usually the same way, but I'm telling you this one is so MOVING.

You'll probably watch it in school anyway.

im not really a movie person. they kind of bore me :(. some are good and i like seeing them in the theater, but...EH.
They dont bore me LOL, well it depends...

They dont bore me LOL, well it depends...
Jack we all know you're a movie fan. you dont have to act like you're not just because im not :grr:

So she wants me to do her dirty work? Great.
If you can't be on yearbook tell her yourself. PLEASE.

Jack we all know you're a movie fan. you dont have to act like you're not just because im not :grr:
I wasnt acting, and sometimes movies like Sweet 15, Bicentennial Man and Superman IV DO bore me, and boy did they ever

So she wants me to do her dirty work? Great.
If you can't be on yearbook tell her yourself. PLEASE.
hey, if yer doing some laundry, I've got some plaids you could throw in there with

hey, if yer doing some laundry, I've got some plaids you could throw in there with
LOL

This girl basicly quit yearbook and wants me to tell our sponsor because she's too chicken.

Watching Last Comic Standing





The guitar guy from last week shoulda gone to the semis

This girl basicly quit yearbook and wants me to tell our sponsor because she's too chicken.
sounds like time for some extortion - I'd hold out for doughnuts and some shoes.

Watching Last Comic Standing





The guitar guy from last week shoulda gone to the semis
OMG I WATCHED THAT TOO

http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee138/CourtneeX0/top25-1.jpg

OMG I WATCHED THAT TOO
Yup


That guitar guy from last week was robbed and if I remember he got more laughs than anyone

:lol: Damn girllll how are you meeting him this time?

AI concert, LOL.

Crap, I'm so mad at myself for not being here more often. But I heart you all, I really do. :heart:

And I need to change my av soon cuz I'm sick of seeing Cook's ugly baby pic staring back at me.

Crap, I'm so mad at myself for not being here more often. But I heart you all, I really do. :heart:

And I need to change my av soon cuz I'm sick of seeing Cook's ugly baby pic staring back at me.
LOL

Hi.

By the way, I'm really sorry about that American Idol Yearbook thing. It was really long and I'm a perfectionist so I kept slowly writing down what I wanted to over like a couple of weeks and I didn't realize that the deadline passed. :(

By the way, I'm really sorry about that American Idol Yearbook thing. It was really long and I'm a perfectionist so I kept slowly writing down what I wanted to over like a couple of weeks and I didn't realize that the deadline passed. :(

Ah, don't worry about it.

Too much drama with that anyway, LOL. Blame the Jason / Ramiele shippers! :happyface

Anyway, if you and the other IDF peeps here still wanna help out by writing a message or making a graphic for Archie or whoever else you want, I'd REALLY appreciate that. I haven't been getting any of those for a while, and I need them. :lol: The deadline is supposed to be on Sunday, but since contributions in that area are INSUFFICIENT :mad: I might extend it.

Wow. Cook has a lot of scandalous pics from his pre-Idol days. Well ... it's just him being a dude. They're quite funny, actually. :rofl:

why is it so gosh-darned difficult to slip the phrase "bouncing nickels off his ass" into ordinary conversation?

http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee138/CourtneeX0/top25-1.jpg
iPod synch is complete.

Wow. Cook has a lot of scandalous pics from his pre-Idol days. Well ... it's just him being a dude. They're quite funny, actually. :rofl:
LOL i saw those :lol:

I hate myspace.

Crap, I'm so mad at myself for not being here more often. But I heart you all, I really do. :heart:

And I need to change my av soon cuz I'm sick of seeing Cook's ugly baby pic staring back at me.
Aw, we heart you too :mrtarver:

She's gonna be in a movie with The Heder soon.
I'm presuming that you've seen the candids from the set where Heder was holding what appeared to be a human heart and Kristen was being molested by puppies and babies?

I'm presuming that you've seen the candids from the set where Heder was holding what appeared to be a human heart and Kristen was being molested by puppies and babies?
No. I have not. *googles*

I'm presuming that you've seen the candids from the set where Heder was holding what appeared to be a human heart and Kristen was being molested by puppies and babies?
:eek: :lol:

Me like the Robert Downey Jr. of coooooooooooooookiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeees

ahh

Me like the Robert Downey Jr. of coooooooooooooookiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeees
LMAO COLBERT :rofl:

LMAO COLBERT :rofl:
LOL that ruled I think last night's Daily Show/Colbert were some of the best in awhile

McComb, MS- "This is the most bad-ass day of my life," said an emotional Jamie Lynn Spears yesterday, swaddling her newborn baby in a torn I Hate Mondays t-shirt. 17-year-old Spears gave birth to 7 lb. 11 oz. Maddie Briann in the power tool aisle of a McComb Wal-Mart Wednesday afternoon. The labor was supervised by Wal-Mart manager Newt Huckert and some other good folks.

"Jamie Lynn was a real trooper," said Huckert. "We offered her some Tylenol to kill the pain, but all she wanted was Mountain Dew."

The barefoot star of Nickelodeon's Zoey 101 announced her pregnancy through an article in OK! Magazine and is expected to receive a hefty payday for exclusive photos of the newborn.


Maddie Briann's father, 19-year old pipe-layer Casey Aldridge, is currently engaged to marry Spears. The couple's wedding date is currently pending the availability of the McComb Cracker Barrel.

"I'm gonna raise the **** out of this baby," said Aldridge. "I'm happy it's a girl. T'were it a boy, I would have named it Bachman Turner, but Maddie Briann is fine by me."

Britney Spears and her father, Jamie, flew from Los Angeles to their hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana to celebrate the birth. "I'm already thinking about the baby's future," said grandfather Jamie. "I bought her twenty lottery tickets. All she needs is one winner and she's set for life. I'd say those are good odds."

Currently recovering in Wal-Mart's stockroom, Jamie Lynn is expected to return home Saturday, when her family will celebrate with a tailgate party and mac and cheese with cut up wieners.

LOL that ruled I think last night's Daily Show/Colbert were some of the best in awhile
I would have to agree. Love the return of Gitmo!

I would have to agree. Love the return of Gitmo!
Ditto!

McComb, MS- "This is the most bad-ass day of my life," said an emotional Jamie Lynn Spears yesterday, swaddling her newborn baby in a torn I Hate Mondays t-shirt. 17-year-old Spears gave birth to 7 lb. 11 oz. Maddie Briann in the power tool aisle of a McComb Wal-Mart Wednesday afternoon. The labor was supervised by Wal-Mart manager Newt Huckert and some other good folks.

"Jamie Lynn was a real trooper," said Huckert. "We offered her some Tylenol to kill the pain, but all she wanted was Mountain Dew."

The barefoot star of Nickelodeon's Zoey 101 announced her pregnancy through an article in OK! Magazine and is expected to receive a hefty payday for exclusive photos of the newborn.


Maddie Briann's father, 19-year old pipe-layer Casey Aldridge, is currently engaged to marry Spears. The couple's wedding date is currently pending the availability of the McComb Cracker Barrel.

"I'm gonna raise the **** out of this baby," said Aldridge. "I'm happy it's a girl. T'were it a boy, I would have named it Bachman Turner, but Maddie Briann is fine by me."

Britney Spears and her father, Jamie, flew from Los Angeles to their hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana to celebrate the birth. "I'm already thinking about the baby's future," said grandfather Jamie. "I bought her twenty lottery tickets. All she needs is one winner and she's set for life. I'd say those are good odds."

Currently recovering in Wal-Mart's stockroom, Jamie Lynn is expected to return home Saturday, when her family will celebrate with a tailgate party and mac and cheese with cut up wieners.Bachman Turner Aldrige-drive?

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/02abda16b8

OMFG GARY GULMAN ADDED ME ON MYSPACE.
*dies happy*

McComb, MS- "This is the most bad-ass day of my life," said an emotional Jamie Lynn Spears yesterday, swaddling her newborn baby in a torn I Hate Mondays t-shirt. 17-year-old Spears gave birth to 7 lb. 11 oz. Maddie Briann in the power tool aisle of a McComb Wal-Mart Wednesday afternoon. The labor was supervised by Wal-Mart manager Newt Huckert and some other good folks.

"Jamie Lynn was a real trooper," said Huckert. "We offered her some Tylenol to kill the pain, but all she wanted was Mountain Dew."

The barefoot star of Nickelodeon's Zoey 101 announced her pregnancy through an article in OK! Magazine and is expected to receive a hefty payday for exclusive photos of the newborn.


Maddie Briann's father, 19-year old pipe-layer Casey Aldridge, is currently engaged to marry Spears. The couple's wedding date is currently pending the availability of the McComb Cracker Barrel.

"I'm gonna raise the **** out of this baby," said Aldridge. "I'm happy it's a girl. T'were it a boy, I would have named it Bachman Turner, but Maddie Briann is fine by me."

Britney Spears and her father, Jamie, flew from Los Angeles to their hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana to celebrate the birth. "I'm already thinking about the baby's future," said grandfather Jamie. "I bought her twenty lottery tickets. All she needs is one winner and she's set for life. I'd say those are good odds."

Currently recovering in Wal-Mart's stockroom, Jamie Lynn is expected to return home Saturday, when her family will celebrate with a tailgate party and mac and cheese with cut up wieners.
I LOL'D. omg.

I LOL'D. omg.
It's from www.funnyordie.com

LOL that ruled I think last night's Daily Show/Colbert were some of the best in awhile
lol I saw

Is there a website where you can find songs from commercials?

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LOL

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:rofl:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/24dd4a855d

So I'm making Gary Gulman flair on Facebook. How productive.

http://idolforums.com/index.php?showtopic=565876 :rofl:

No. I have not. *googles*
In case you didn't find them (and I like posting Kristen pictures):

http://storage.infdaily.com/633551.JPG

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http://idolforums.com/index.php?showtopic=565876 :rofl:
LOL

LOL
i am currently barbecuing in the rain - serious business, i do NOT mess around when i BBQ.

i am currently barbecuing in the rain - serious business, i do NOT mess around when i BBQ.
Coool!

i am currently barbecuing in the rain - serious business, i do NOT mess around when i BBQ.
LOL

Save me some.

i am currently barbecuing in the rain - serious business, i do NOT mess around when i BBQ.
The show must go ON.

In case you didn't find them (and I like posting Kristen pictures):

http://storage.infdaily.com/633551.JPG
*dies happy*
Jon's hair is fabulous. It really is.

http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll64/rawrheppe/HederFIERCE.jpg

Sometimes watching SNL with my parents is so awkward.

The show must go ON.
NOW SAY IT LIKE A DRUNK CHINESE WOMAN.

/Tina Fey reference that Joe and Ashlee will hopefully get.

Sometimes watching SNL with my parents is so awkward.
just keep telling yourself that they dont 'get' it :nod:

The show must go ON.
i fell asleep on the couch with a fully satisfied belly.

i fell asleep on the couch with a fully satisfied belly.
Oh, man. Those naps are always the best.

*dies happy*
Jon's hair is fabulous. It really is.
the puppy = best part of that pic

the puppy = best part of that pic
The puppy is pretty adorable.

Okay, so I searched 'Tina Fey' on Flickr and it came up with some random girls halloween pictures. WTF?

Sometimes watching SNL with my parents is so awkward.
LOL how? Cause you laugh and they dont?

Okay, so I searched 'Tina Fey' on Flickr and it came up with some random girls halloween pictures. WTF?
LOL maybe its hers LOL

LOL how? Cause you laugh and they dont?
Kind of. Sometimes I have to explain WHY it's funny.

I'm tired and I have to wake up at like, 9 tomorrow, so I guess I'm out.

I'm really hungry too.
Anybody got some chicken?

Kind of. Sometimes I have to explain WHY it's funny.
Ah :(

Steve Carell and Don Adams couldve been twins LOL

LOL how? Cause you laugh and they dont?
because who wants to watch shows with sexual content with their parents o_O

because who wants to watch shows with sexual content with their parents o_O
True!

because who wants to watch shows with sexual content with their parents o_O
That's true, too.

the puppy = best part of that pic
Kristen = best part of the pic. Then the puppy. Heder and the heart are interchangeable to me.

WHEW. I'll actually be on the schedule tomorrow. Holy ****.

because who wants to watch shows with sexual content with their parents o_O
maybe they could learn a thing or two.

...at least you'd be there to answer their questions.

Kristen = best part of the pic. Then the puppy. Heder and the heart are interchangeable to me.
that puppy seems far too "licky" to me :thumbsdow

Watching Spongebob.
Wish I had something productive to do. I guess I should savor it, I'll be working all day soon enough.

Watching Spongebob.
Wish I had something productive to do. I guess I should savor it, I'll be working all day soon enough.
I WAS WATCHING THAT TOO :rofl:

I WAS WATCHING THAT TOO :rofl:
LOL

AAAAHHHH OMG, E!Online has a video of me sort of meeting David Archuleta. :eek: :rotflmao:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0_YsKyARjE

Well, not really, but the person who yells out his name at 0:09? That's me. :p And you can kind of see the back of my head at 0:40 - not the one RIGHT next to the dudes getting pics and autographs, but the next one over.

LOL, I think it's really really cool they got all that on camera. <3 Can't believe it's already been a month - still remember everything like it was yesterday. :mrtarver:

I WAS WATCHING THAT TOO :rofl:
That show is awesome. It's the best show to nap to.

AAAAHHHH OMG, E!Online has a video of me sort of meeting David Archuleta. :eek: :rotflmao:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0_YsKyARjE

Well, not really, but the person who yells out his name at 0:09? That's me. :p And you can kind of see the back of my head at 0:40 - not the one RIGHT next to the dudes getting pics and autographs, but the next one over.

LOL, I think it's really really cool they got all that on camera. <3 Can't believe it's already been a month - still remember everything like it was yesterday. :mrtarver:
:woohoo: back of the head action!

congrats man :)

AAAAHHHH OMG, E!Online has a video of me sort of meeting David Archuleta. :eek: :rotflmao:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0_YsKyARjE

Well, not really, but the person who yells out his name at 0:09? That's me. :p And you can kind of see the back of my head at 0:40 - not the one RIGHT next to the dudes getting pics and autographs, but the next one over.

LOL, I think it's really really cool they got all that on camera. <3 Can't believe it's already been a month - still remember everything like it was yesterday. :mrtarver:
:rofl: lmao. awesome!

That show is awesome. It's the best show to nap to.
lmao :lol: its funny

lmao :lol: its funny
I know you didn't like him, but it meant SO MUCH that you came.

Offically 130 screen caps of Tourgasm. Took DAYS.

lmao :lol: its funny
LOL yeah it is


and awesome vid Karen

I know you didn't like him, but it meant SO MUCH that you came.
LOL I know ive heard that where's it from?

I WAS WATCHING THAT TOO :rofl:
http://gawker.com/tag/clips/?i=396651&t=the-best-of-tv-news-lip-slips

http://gawker.com/tag/clips/?i=396651&t=the-best-of-tv-news-lip-slips
:rotflmao:

LOL I know ive heard that where's it from?
SB, the episode where Squidward doesn't like Krabby Patties.

Watching American Dad.

i am currently barbecuing in the rain - serious business, i do NOT mess around when i BBQ.



you best be using KINGSFORD - the finest in combustable coal (as opposed to the inflammable coal)

AAAAHHHH OMG, E!Online has a video of me sort of meeting David Archuleta. :eek: :rotflmao:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0_YsKyARjE

Well, not really, but the person who yells out his name at 0:09? That's me. :p And you can kind of see the back of my head at 0:40 - not the one RIGHT next to the dudes getting pics and autographs, but the next one over.

LOL, I think it's really really cool they got all that on camera. <3 Can't believe it's already been a month - still remember everything like it was yesterday. :mrtarver:
:rotflmao: That is awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J44_mKeQQA :rofl: EPIC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J44_mKeQQA :rofl: EPIC
:rofl: He sucks.

Blake was dropped from his label : o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J44_mKeQQA :rofl: EPIC
LOL that was awesomely bad ( too bad I cant say I coined that on my own)

Blake was dropped from his label : o
:eek: LOL so already he's a has been?

that puppy seems far too "licky" to me :thumbsdow
:lol: Overly affectionate dogs have an agenda imo. Being that loving is suspicious.

Blake was dropped from his label : o
:lol: I read that yesterday. Jordin >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Blake.

Blake was dropped from his label : o
Are you ****ting me? Karen is going to be CRUSHED.

:lol: I read that yesterday. Jordin >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Blake.
Add some more >>>>>>>>>>>>'s and ditto

*listens to George Carlin's Life is Worth Losing*

Now, I'm watching The Mighty Bee. I love that show. It's so cute.
Plus Amy Poehler is in it. That's always nice.

hmmmm

Watching I Love the Millenium

Watching I Love the Millenium
I was about to post that. :lol:
It's great, isn't it!?

I was about to post that. :lol:
It's great, isn't it!?
LOL sure is, even if it is a little early



Everything was so normal in 2000 and 2001 :lol:

So I'm working Thursday 6 - 10. FOUR HOURS OF WORK. OH LAWDY.

Finally an I Love the series where I actually remember everything LOL

LOL sure is, even if it is a little early



Everything was so normal in 2000 and 2001 :lol:
I keep watching it, like, "OMG I REMEMBER THAT. OMG I HAD ONE OF THOSE."

Very nostalgic about the Razor Scooters.

So I'm working Thursday 6 - 10. FOUR HOURS OF WORK. OH LAWDY.
I work 4 hours everytime I work :lol: But I like my job so yeah LOL

Finally an I Love the series where I actually remember everything LOL
LMAO. I know. I watched I Love the 90's and only remembered bits and peices.

I work 4 hours everytime I work :lol: But I like my job so yeah LOL
That's less than I worked at Christmas. COME ON. I NEED $$$ FOR A CAR.

For a fundraiser, Yearbook is selling shirts and I think it'd be a good idea to include a shirt with the book that says, "I bought a yearbook and all I bought was this t-shirt...and a yearbook"


*writes on post it*

LMAO. I know. I watched I Love the 90's and only remembered bits and peices.
LOL I remebered a lot of stuff for that too

I loved music in 2000 and 2001, I wish that was my senior year instead of 6th grade year