You know the game my peeps. ;)


You know you watch too much Cosby Show when:

You start lip-synching and dancing to Ray Charles and James Brown music.

You speak by making sounds rather than words. (Bill)

You go around singing, "I got my license, yeah yeah yeah" or singing "Locomotion".

You become a college drop-out and want to go straight to being a teacher by using your rapping skills.

You become a doctor and wonder why you can't spend more time at home instead of the hospital.

You go find a job that pays you only $25 a week.

You threaten your kids with those famous words "I brought you into this world and I can take you out!"

You later remember that you actually have 5 kids, instead of 4

You tell your kids down to the penny how much their college cost.

You tell your kid to "go discover America" after they snap at you.

You become a lawyer and find so much free time to be at home.

If you are a male, you develop a weak spine.

You crave salty hoagies with salty chips and salty pickles

You goof up on getting a housing placement, so you can move in with the folks.

You're a baby doctor, but actually spend more time as a therapist

when after you eat the hogies you go to bed and start having visons of sandwiches talking to you

and also you start wondering why no famious jazz musicians ever show up at you house when they are alwaays dropping in on the huxtables

You start imagining pregnant men everywhere.

When you are at work/school people hide joints in you're paperwork

You have trials for you're kids when they lie.

You celebrate fathers Day in winter

You name you're twins after a famous couple

You let little kids pierce you're ears

You crash into musicians and they let you "cut tracks" with them.

You name you're daughter "Rudy"

You invite you're friends over to play the "alphabet game"

You ask you're cable/satellite provider to start showing "petanque" on a regular basis

^^^^:brent

You are so good at these games. :lol:

When you have your daughter's stepdaughter live with you instead of with any of her real relatives?

^^^^:rofl:

You want to learn to play Pinochle.

-You walk around the house all day in a sweater (No matter WHAT time of year) and make funny faces at your kids
-You have a roughly $300,000 a year income, between you and your wife, yet live in a middle-class priced home and try to get a bargain price on a low-end station wagon
_You celebrate your parent's anniversary by lip-synching to Ray Charles records
-You can't remember which of your daughters is the oldest :lol:
-You have a dr.'s office in your den.....even though you're really an accountant ....and ...........
-There's nothing in your freezer, except for Jello Pudding pops

^^^:rofl:

You break your toe and cover it up with some faux diamonds.

You have your neighbor's boy over for some homemade jelly.

You get your hair cut like Gumby. :eek:

^^^ :rofl: to the last one!!!! ^^^

When your eldest daughter and your live in street cousin never shared any dialogue but only looks.

When you sneak out of state with your friends to see a live rock band, have Biiiiiig Fuuun and to eat dougnuts in Wilmington Delaware.

When you decide to open up a wilderness store.

When your family cheers with happiness because they find out that you are dyslexic.

When you put on a mask and go psycho on the grandmothers in your family over your twins.

When you call your dog "Buuuud".

When a little fat kid runs out of your house at random times.

When you are a wife that is sitting at the table or in bed or behind a kitchen counter or even sitting behind a teddy bear to hide your so called "baby fat" for almost a whole year in your house.

When you hide forbidden hoagies in your grandson's toy truck.

When you are suddlely living in a fairy tale land eating fluberroos.

When you quit school to take a $25.00/week job.

When you start mimicking Julia Child while cooking.

When you start talking Spanish to your non spanish speaking husband out of the blue.

When you get patted on the butt by a famous female athlete while running a race.

When you decide to tell stories to your kids about how you milked a cow without a bucket.

When you get your best friend's little sister to pierce your ear and infecting it.

When you see "shiny new appliance" and decide to make "grape jelly".

When you call out your wife for being so self-righteous.

When you put on wigs and start singing "Mr. Lee. Mr. Lee. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa".

When a character from "Clueless" appears in your doctor's office.

Well, you took them all Thomas. There is nothing left to be posted. :eek:


j/k :rofl: DAAAAAAMN!!!!!!!!

-When you bbq in the freezing winter time.
_When you r sent out to the store in a storm several times and u almost miss thanksgiving dinner.
-When you fight with your sister over clothes.
-When u lie to your parents about why u r late getting home from a game.

Well, you took them all Thomas. There is nothing left to be posted. :eek:


j/k :rofl: DAAAAAAMN!!!!!!!!


What about if your whole family dresses up in pesant 17th century clothing and starts dancing choreographed moves to renassaince age classic orchestral music?

-When you bbq in the freezing winter time.
_When you r sent out to the store in a storm several times and u almost miss thanksgiving dinner.
-When you fight with your sister over clothes.
-When u lie to your parents about why u r late getting home from a game.
:lol: :lol: :lol: Good ones. ;) Welcome to the board. :wave:

When you throw a belated bachelor party for the males in your household.

You go out and get your ear pierced and hope your family doesn't notice it, even though you are a female and have had them pierced for years. :lol:

You borrow your neighbor's drill...and lose it.

:lol: :lol: :lol: Good ones. ;) Welcome to the board. :wave:

When you throw a belated bachelor party for the males in your household.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Every time you say the word "no", you go "no. heeeh! heeeh! heeeh!" and then pull the hair out of your face.

When your brawling daughters bodyslam you to the ground.

When you are getting romantic with that special someone but accidentally call out "Oh, Lance!". :lol:

^^^^^:rofl:

When a character from "Clueless" appears in your doctor's office.

Uh, which character from Clueless appeared on the show?

Stacy Dash from CLUELESS appeared as a friend of Denise's.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
When your brawling daughters bodyslam you to the ground.:lol:

Ha!!! The look on Cliff's face was priceless!

When you get down on your hands and knees and look for $2.50 although your a lawyer and your husband is a doctor
When the man your eldest daughter dated years later marries your second eldest daughter and no one recognizes him
When your son's best friend disappears never to be thought of or spoken of again
When you ask your sister to make you a shirt like a famous fashion designer and one of the sleeves are longer than the other and it is tucked into your socks:lol:
When you have a funeral for your goldfish and dress up in your Sunday best

When you're a middle-aged guy trying to grab a tasty (but high calorie) snack:) from the kitchen, and you're always looking over your shoulder thinking your wife will reprove you for your 'unhealthy' eating habits, so you get stuck eating celery and carrot sticks:( .