be creative and think of some MF titles that were rejected/spin off titles

The Cranky Widow
House of Nuts and a Widow
Death is a Funny Thing (spin off with Fran and Carl in Heaven)
Tales of a Hyperactive Woman (a Eunice Spin off)
The Neighbors ARE Loving This!

Grumpy Old Woman

Nuts & Dolts (aka the Harper family)

Sowing Wild Oates (Naomi)

Disappearing Kids (Buzz & Sonja)

Dorothy & Sophia Don't Live Here

We're All Crazy

That's When I Socked It to the Raytown PTA

Mama Dearest

Floozies of the World Unite!!

Mighty Mouths

From F-Troop to Goof Troop (starring Ken Berry)

Harper's Bizarre or should that be Bizarre Harpers?

^ Both. :rofl:

Everybody Loves Raytown

Dorothy & Sophia Don't Live Here



lol. good one.

i have one more:
*What Not to Take to a Church Meeting

The Loud Family

We Scream for Ice Cream (and everything else)

Floozies, Food Circus & Fran - Oh My!

*Needemyers R Us
*The colorful family

Adventures at #1 Old Decatur Road

From F-Troop to Goof Troop (starring Ken Berry)

Harper's Bizarre or should that be Bizarre Harpers?
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Craft-y Lady (Iola)

From Raytown to Miami (Fran & Ellen)

Scrambled Eggs, Scrambled People

Craft-y Lady (Iola)

From Raytown to Miami (Fran & Ellen)

Scrambled Eggs, Scrambled People

"You Don't chew Eggs, they just slide down your throat"--Mama :)

Iola's Kraft Cheese Wrapper Puppet Festival and Holiday Extravaganza

I's Goo Goo Eyes Eyed At Vinton

Once I Had A Secret Love (aka Iola's Crush on Vint)

Put A Cork In It, Stuff It and Rough It (Mama's Works The Boot Camp Shift)

Mama's Cranky Pepto Bismal Day

Naomi and Vinton's Hibernation Story LOL!

Vinton The Undefeated Jeopardy Champ

Food Circus is the place to be.
I've been abandoned...just like Punky Brewster! (Bubba)
Hell's Spinsters (Thelma, Fran and Iola)
Where have all the children gone? (Buzz and Sonia)
In your dreams (Sonia)
Walking pot smoker (Sonia)
Talahassee bound (Ed and Eunice)
Billy who? (The missing higgins child)
Crafties by Boylen
Tommy Boylen's in the attic
My mumu brings all the geezers to the yard
Hour of power with Reverend Meechum
Blanche is not your name Fran
Ellen's St. Olaf revelation
If you like'd it then you should've put a doile on it (Iola)
Lust and abust central (Vint and Naomi)
Tiffany Thelma, go back into the womb and STAY THERE!

Bubba and his Drug Lord

Bubba decides to sell some dope for awhile to pay for Jr. College. When Mama finds out, she threatens to kick him out.

Strippin' Mama

Mama wants to take another trip to Hawaii, so she decides to take some of it off to pay for it !

Women are from Venus, Vinton is really from Mexico
A case of mistaken identity! The Government mixes up their records with Vintons, and mistake him for an illegal Alien. Will he have to deport? Mama to the rescue!

Sonia's Head Phone Fetish

Eunice Got's Talent BAAAAAAH? NAAAAAAAH!!!!

Aunt Franny's Steamy Jacqueline Suzann Style Novel (aka Smut Comes To Raytown)

Trailer Park Trash? (Hey Eunice I Hear An Application Calling Your Name!)

I'm OK BUT YOU"RE ALL FRIKKIN CRAZY (the story of Mama's Life)

Belch Three Times At the Party If You Like Me (aka Harper Ladie's Pre-Nuptial Winefest)

Harper Valley CPA (aka Mama Balances The Checkbook)

Sonia's Head Phone Fetish

Eunice Got's Talent BAAAAAAH? NAAAAAAAH!!!!

Aunt Franny's Steamy Jacqueline Suzann Style Novel (aka Smut Comes To Raytown)

Trailer Park Trash? (Hey Eunice I Hear An Application Calling Your Name!)

I'm OK BUT YOU"RE ALL FRIKKIN CRAZY (the story of Mama's Life)

Belch Three Times At the Party If You Like Me (aka Harper Ladie's Pre-Nuptial Winefest)

Harper Valley CPA (aka Mama Balances The Checkbook)


LOL. I love those! But I think Naomi would fit more for "trailer park trash".

and a few more...


The Curse of The Turquoise Ring

Quick! Call A Plumber! Eunice's Mouth Just Overflowed!

The Goon and The Loon (aka Ed & Eunice)

Hi Meade & thx for the compliment! Yes Naomi is kinda flashy and likes her "physical workouts" but, at least to me, while she may look the part of "trailer park trash" she really doesn't come across that way to me.

When I think of the term "Trailer Park Trash" it connotes someone verrrry low class, with poor social skills who is also vicious. That doesn't really seem to fit Naomi. Naomi's social skills are relatively good for the lot. She knows how to stand up for herself assertively, really supports her guy, and actually is quite gracious - for example,when she allows Eunice to caterwaul at her wedding.


IMHO, no matter how you look at Eunice she is just repulsive. So she gets the crown.

^ :rofl: Rich, you are to Rejected Titles what Charles is to photo/quotes combos. Cream of the crop!! :D

I just finished watching the first disc of Season 1. OMG, I've had S#1 for nearly a yr and a half and just never got around to watching it til this afternoon.

Some more....


Scarlet "Hooks" Up Mother and Daughter

Mother and Daughter "Harpies"

Scarlet's Taming of The Shrews

Raytown Travel Agency: What The #@!!&! Do You Want!

Family Feud Bonus Round Question: "Name a word for a matriach who comes up with flaky answers to $10,000 Questions"

^ :rofl: Rich, you are to Rejected Titles what Charles is to photo/quotes combos. Cream of the crop!! :D

Thanks sweetie. I really do enjoy the Rejected Titles threads. I plan to polish off Disc #2 tonight so look for some more...I'm on a roll....as ol' Thelma would likely say to me "Oh put a sock on it!" The old battleax (gotta love her though!)

I have one more:
The Golden Family

Rich, I can't wait to see what you come up with. I love the Raytown Travel Agency one. :lol:

Mama is a hoot as the receptionist. Talk about cranky. But if you had her family I guess you'd be too!

More Title Rejects s#1 Disc 2


Thema Harper's Orthopedic Sock Fetish

Fran's Pressed Dress Mess

Clarence's "Silver" Lining

El Senor Vinton Es Marido

Eunice Wins Raytown Playhouse Star Search

The Power Of Positive Thinking: Eunice Is Positively Crazy!

Vinton's Double Standard Double Backfires!


Ellen's Secret Shame: A Crease In The Organza Chiffon (Gasp!)


and bonus episode:


Mother Harper And The Laxative Salesman

Bubba Enrolls at Oxford

Iola Goes Goth

Thelma's Breakdancing Career

Bubba Enrolls at Oxford

Iola Goes Goth

Thelma's Breakdancing Career
:rofl: I'd like to see those, actually.

Nobody puts Mama in a corner

"There's No Place Like the Backyard" instead of "There's Nothing Like the Dames"

"How Mama Got Her Groove Back and Then Lost It Again" instead of "Mama's Boyfriend"

"Ellen Visits Cougar Town" instead of "Ellen's Boyfriend"

Nobody puts Mama in a corner
:rofl:

Big Bad Mama Harper
Big Mama's House

Get grip Eunice or I'll kill you.

Mooommmaaaa... (Vint)

Hi Vint...(Iola)

That's hot stuff! (Sonya)

Granny for hire

McGranny & Company

Get off the pot!

Sonya needs anti depressants.

Mama, I need a beeer. (Eunice)

Ragin Granny!

Iola the Crafty Neighbor

"I Love Luann" A spin-off set in the trailer park of Luann Fayette.

(Bump!)

Iola’s Toilet Paper Crafts Extravaganza

Vinton Stands Up To.....No One!

Mama DOESN’T Complain About Something! Everyone In Shock!

Eunice And Mama Hissyfest

Mams’s BIG Surgical Operation: To Remove The Bug Up Her A**!

(Bump!)

!


That's another possible spinoff title since it's a town near RAYTOWN!:lol:

Mother Harper And The Laxative Commercial

Mother Harpy? LOL

Great Scott! It’s Another One Of Iola’s T.P. Mobiles

Eunice And The “Old Lady”

Naomi Gets Knocked Up

Mama Kicks Thy Butt

Years ago I wrote a Eunice fanfic, depicting Eunice's and Ed's life in Florida, raising their other son Billy Joel.

Vinton Joins Mensa

Bubba’s Fast Hardly Lasts

Ellen’s Social Registry