Tom's Skinny Dipping Misadventure

Abby's Crabby

Mary And The Malpractice Insurance Lackey

Merle The Diction Coach

Elizabeth And The Hair Combing Contest

A Day In The Life of Janet (aka Who Likes Tort Tortes?)

Jeremy: How to Wax On, Wax Off

Why Tommy Left the Family and Changed His Name to Buddy

Eight is more than Enough

Jeremy, there is the door...use it.

I'm pregnant...Not again!

Mary Mary Quite Contrary

The Loves of Nancy

Anger Management (Tommy)

Nicholas who?

Damn Kids!

Not another kid!

The Old Man who lives in a Shoe

Birth Control - What's THAT??

There's No Test Like the Rabbit Test

Abby Has Three Faces (the reunion movies)

Whatever Happened to Baby Merle?

The First David Bradford Went to a Galaxy Far, Far Away (Mark Hamill in the pilot episode)

Tommy's Peep Show and Three Card Monte "Casino"

Janet Meets Judge Judy

Janet's Tort Retort Is Very Short

David The House Husband

Tom And The Free Vasectomy

Elizabeth and The One Minute Phone Call

Elizabeth and Marcia Sittin' In A Tree C-O-M-B-I-N-G!

Elizabeth and The Fellow Funmakers

Tommy And The Lawrence Welk Addiction

Mr. Gillette Heads Bradford Children Fan Club

Ma Bell (Elizabeth)

A Nose is a Nose (Elizabeth)

Brady Bunch we aren't

Diff'rent Strokes...Too many Folks

People People Everywhere

Little House...Not here

Have Hair, Will Travel (Elizabeth)

Got Comb? (Elizabeth)

Janet Meets Ally McBeal

My Wife and Way Too Many Kids!!

Kicking Out the Karate Kid (Jeremy)

:rofl: Monika!!!!

The Cosby Show and then some.

Eenie Meenie Miney Moe...Which kid gets allowance today?

No room for pets.

Mary Mary...What a B**tch.

All My Children ;)

Crazy 8's

Eight is enough (We have no desire to overtake the Duggers)

8 is enough my a$$, There's 10 franks in the pack but only 8 buns!

Final score Bradford's 8, Walton's 7

Crazy 8's

Eight is enough (We have no desire to overtake the Duggers)

8 is enough my a$$, There's 10 franks in the pack but only 8 buns!

Final score Bradford's 8, Walton's 7
:brent :rofl: Good ones!!!!



Just the Ten of Us (counting the parents)

8 kids...16 shoes!

One down, 7 to go (David moving out)

Widowed, Divorced and Shacked Up, we've done em all

The Family that stays together, Owes One Big Electric Bill!

Joannie Does Nudes

We're Not Virgins, But We play them on TV

:lol:

Crazy 8's

Eight is enough (We have no desire to overtake the Duggers)

8 is enough my a$$, There's 10 franks in the pack but only 8 buns!

Final score Bradford's 8, Walton's 7
:brent The hot dog bun one reminds me of Steve Martin losing it in the supermarket in Father of the Bride. :rofl:

Tommy Boy

I Have More Hair in My Brush than Dad Has on His Head (Elizabeth)

Our Stepmother's Gone to the CATS!! :cat: (starring Broadway star Betty Buckley)

Go Ahead Tom - Kill Them All, Bury Them In The Backyard And Then You'll Be Free!

Too long?

Go Ahead Tom - Kill Them All, Bury Them In The Backyard And Then You'll Be Free!

Too long?


Not at all but it'd sure be a lot of digging LOL!

Too Many Girls Not Enough Johns

Drama Queen And Doctor Mean (Joannie & Mary)

^ :rofl:

Auntie Vi's Ovaltine Adventure

Joannie's Nude, Jeremy's Lewd, Tom's A Prude and Janet's Sued ( aka "The Mega-Adventure" episode)

Toot Toot Beep Beep (aka "Abby's Coupe Loops De Loop")

Auntie Vi's 8,463rd Madcap Adventure/Upset Of Bradford Household

Tom Bradford and the Sacramento CEO Planned Parenthood Offer

:rofl: All of you have cracked me up.

Eight Innings is Enough, A spinoff with Merle the Pearl making a comeback as a relief pitcher

Eight Innings is Enough, A spinoff with Merle the Pearl making a comeback as a relief pitcher
:clap Game, set, match to Charles!!

and now for some more EIE Rejected Series titles:

Mary And The Proctologist (A Meeting Of The Minds?)

The Kidnapping of Elizabeth's Hairbrush

Tom Bradford's Wild And Zany Polka Party

Nancy's Fancy Pantsies

Tommy: The Three Card Monte Croupier

Only Nicholas Can Prevent Forest Fires

Janet's "Pleadings"

Jeremy's Finishing School and Whoopie Cushion Emporium

:rofl: Rich

:rofl: Rich

glad you like 'em (on my oh my - gotta crack out those EIE VHS's - gettin me an Auntie Vi craving!)

Where's Nicholas?

Not Another Reunion Show!

You'll Never Get (Adam) Rich

Shackin' Up (David and Janet)

Blondie (Nancy)

Big Red (Susan)

Abby Road

Don't Know Much About Birth Control

Tommy, Can You Hear Me?

Want To Use the Phone? Take a Number!

Adam and (Good)Eve (starring the oldest & youngest Bradford sibs)

Nicholas is no Saint

Nick at Night (Nicholas wants to stay up late)

Little Women (Bradford sisters)

What a Gem! (the Merle the Pearl story)

Auntie Vi and The Metamucil Commercial

Dr. Max's "Daisy"

Tom Toms: aka Father and Son Drumming Competition

Merle The Pearl's Pitching Unfurls

Abby and The Evelyn Woods Speedreading Scandal

Janet's "Disposition" - Not Bright after David's Flight

Nicholas The Fire Warden LOL

Goodeve Two Shoes

The Rapunzel Show (Elizabeth)

Little Nicky

Mary Mary Quite Contrary: Particularly Grumpy Cause Pre Med Got Hairy

Abby's Dad And The "Birdcage"

Dr. Max "Max's Out" On Vanilla Ice Cream

Daisy Gets "The Max"

The Marsha Brady and Elizabeth Bradford Hair Brushing Competition

Rock of Gibraltar Takes Abby To Altar

^ :brent

^ :brent


Thanks! Go take-a look at Mary Tyler Moore Bd. (I have a lot of SO catching up to do...it's been a busy wk @ work)

^ I did check it out and added a few more of my own. :lol:

Tom & Joan Plus Eight... lol.

Seven's Bad Enough... How About Another?

The short son (Nicholas)

Elizabeth and the Great Frizz Ease Shortage of 1978 :lol:

Joanie Bares Naked Truth To All LOL

Elizabeth and The Crysal Gayle Look-Alike Contest

Nancy and The Lancome Maybelline Addiction

Auntie Vi and The Accordian Salesman

Tarts, Torts, Forts and Courts: A Day In The Life of Janet & David

Hot Blonde In The City (aka Nancy Strolls Thru Sacremento)

^ :rofl: :brent Rich, you never fail to crack me up.

How Many Oysters did Susan Shuck Before She Found Merle the Pearl?

Who's That Karate Kid Who Joined The Cast?

How Many Oysters did Susan Shuck Before She Found Merle the Pearl?

Who's That Karate Kid Who Joined The Cast?
:brent

Good(eve) News

The Line for the Bathroom Goes Round the Block

Let's Play Teacher (Tom and Abby)

The Wild Bunch

Too Few Bedrooms, Too Much Free Time

The Octodad!

Luke Skywalker Doesn't Live Here Anymore.

Joannie Bradford, The First Lady Godiva of the American Stage

Jeremy Andretti, Undercover Karate Kid

^ BRILLIANT!! :clap :rofl:

^ BRILLIANT!! :clap :rofl:


I second that. rofl myself too.:lol:

I second that. rofl myself too.:lol:
The Octodad - that's the best of the bunch. :clap

The Octodad - that's the best of the bunch. :clap
I find that topical themes always work well for this sort of thing!
glad you enjoyed it!

I find that topical themes always work well for this sort of thing!
glad you enjoyed it!
Rejected titles is by far my favorite SO game. :D

Rejected titles is by far my favorite SO game. :D
Mine too!!

Rejected titles is by far my favorite SO game. :D

Me three!

Pitcher Perfect Guy (Merle the Pearl)

:lol:

Pitcher Perfect Guy (Merle the Pearl)

:lol:
:rofl: I love it! And you could subtitle it "How Susan caught her man!"

Triflin' little brats!

Stay away Buddy Lembeck!

Who needs the Brady Bunch when you got us?

Pitcher Perfect Guy (Merle the Pearl)

:lol:

Good one!!

Good one!!
:D

Arkansas "Pearl" Unfurls Jewel Hurl!

David To The Rescue (Again and Again and Again and Again)

Elizabeth Bradford's Guest Appearance on "Hairbrushing For Champions"

I Got Dumped By Lucy Ewing and All I Got Was This Lousy Pair of Pants (Tommy)

DAAAAAAAAAAAD!! (the Bradford sisters)

I Dated Maude's Daughter (David, with special guest star Adrienne Barbeau)

Abby's Sweet MG

Too Many Grown Kids, Too Few Cars

EIE Sisses Movin On Out - But Not Up! (with guest appearance by Sherman Helmsley)

Tom Bradford's Wild And Crazy Scrabblefest

The Tom Bradford Manifesto: Ovaltine For The Masses!

Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200 (episode retitle for Mortgage Burning Blues)

GET OFF THE PHONE Elizabeth!

Merle And The Little "Slugger"

Mr. Abbott And The Bird Cage

Step By Stepmom (with guest appearance by Suzanne Somers)

Janet The Lawyer-In-Law

Abby B & the MG

The Moppet Show (Nicholas)

The Only Family That Plays More Football Than the Kennedys

Bell-Bottomed Bradfords

Bubbly Blonde (Nancy)

Sandra Sue Manages The Crew

Jonathan, Susan, Joannie, Bob, Carol, Ted and Alice (episode title reject for ep #12 Triangles)

Max-ed Out (episode title reject for ep #10 Is There A Doctor In The House?)

Joan Phones the Family But the Family Acts Like She isn't on the phone.

Mary the Liberal Vs Tom the Conservative

David Take His Shirt Off Again (and Again and Again)

(love the David takes off his shirt one -so true!)

David The Boy Toy? A Capitol Idea! (episode title rej for #5 Turnabout)

GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM Nancy! (with guest star Abe Vigoda)

Happy Birthday (Suit) Joannie! (ep title rej for #16 The Bard and The Bod)

Jeremy All Astir and Astaire (ep title rej for Vows)

Jeremy's Fatal Attraction (ep title rej for Darlene Dilemma)

Don't Take Ma Bell Away From Me (aka The Elizabeth Bradford Story)

Mary Joins NOW, Right Now!!

It's the Same Old Closing Credits (aka The Shoddy DVD Treatment, aka WHO'S MINDING THE STORE!?)

A Little Vice comes to Sacramento (the episode with Don Johnson)

I'm the Man cause I'm driving my bro's Van (Tommy)

Don't Take Ma Bell Away From Me (aka The Elizabeth Bradford Story)

Mary Joins NOW, Right Now!!

It's the Same Old Closing Credits (aka The Shoddy DVD Treatment, aka WHO'S MINDING THE STORE!?)

LOL--aka Charlene Tilton should be paid more royalties for her name used in all those credits :D

LOL--aka Charlene Tilton should be paid more royalties for her name used in all those credits :D
Not to mention all the other people listed in that particular crawl. :lol:

David The Delinquent (The two part S3 ep when his construction friend dies of a heart attack)

Double Wedding Double Love Double Fun!

Ernie “Lights Up” At The Dinner Table