(The NY Rangers beat the Pittsburgh Penguins 3-0.)

(Ralph & Ed come into a pizzeria after the game. Audience applauds.)

Ralph: "Boy, what a game pal. Those Rangers breathed new life into their slim playoff hopes."

Ed: "Yeah and I am glad that we are clebrating by having pizza. What will you be having for dinner?"

Ralph: "I will be celebrating by having an 18-inch pie with anchovies."

Ed: "Mine will be an 18-inch pie with sausage, meatballs, eggplant and all the other toppings that this place has."

Ralph: "Maybe we will get the cook to spell 'Rangers rule' with anchovies on the pies."

(Ralph & Ed take a seat. A waiter comes by.)

Waiter: "What will you be having gentlemen?"

Ralph: "I will be celebrating by having an 18-inch pie with anchovies."

Ed: "Mine will be an 18-inch pie with sausage, meatballs, eggplant and all the other toppings that this place has."

Ralph: "We just saw the Rangers win. That is why we are clebrating."

Waiter: "Oh. The order will be ready in 10 minutes sir."

Ed: "Boy Ralph, I tell you. If pizzas were manhole covers, the sewer would be a paradise."

Ralph: "I can't believe that Alice. She told me not to pig out tonight. She says that I am a little fat. I am not fat. My stomach only weighs 200 pounds by itself."

Ed: "Ralph Kramden, you are a role model for men who have to stand up to their wives."

Ralph: "Thank you."

(Harvey comes in and sits at the table right beside Ralph.)

Ralph (whispering): "There's that bum Harvey. He is probably upset that the Rangers won."

(Later, Ralph & Ed get their pies. Harvey gets his pie too.)

Ed (whispering): "I wonder if he will ever leave."

Ralph (whispering): "I hope that bum does."

(A fly comes by. Ed tries to keep it away by throwing cheese. The cheese accidentally hits Harvey. Harvey thinks that Ralph hit him with the food. A food fight erups in the whole restaurant. Food flies everywhere. The cops come and arrest Harvey, Ralph & Ed. They get bailed out later. Ralph & Ed enter the Kramden apartment.)

Ed: "Ralph, look on the brightside. You needed to lose weight."

Ralph (yells): "GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"

(Ed leaves.)

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. The audience applauds.)

Jackie: "Time to introduce the MAIN cast so to speak. Art Carney."

(Art comes out and shakes Jack's hand.)

Jackie: "The Miami Beacu audiences are the GREATEST audineces in the world. GOOD NIGHT."

(Audience applauds.)