"Operation: Protest":

(Clifford just cost Ralph his job at the bus company.)

Clifford (making the "Peace" sign with his fingers): "Peace."

Ralph (grabbing one of Cliff's fingers): "Alice, grab the other one and make a wish."

"Boys and Girls Together":

Alice: "If you go out one night and it's not your night out with Norton and you don't take me with you, when you get home, I won't be here."

(Alice goes into the bedroom. Ralph walks over to the doorway to the bedroom.)

Ralph: "Har-har-hardy-har-har!"

"Movies Are Better Than Ever":

(Ralph & Alice are at the pool hall.)

Ralph: "This is how you chalk up your cue."

Alice: "Well, that is the stupidest thing I ever heard of."

Ralph: "YOU are the stupidest thing I ever heard of."

"Champagne and Caviar":

Mr. Marshall: "How did you get your job in the sewer?"

Ed: "Just lucky I guess."

"The Hypnotist Part 1":

(The boys come home.)

Ralph: "Shh! Alice is asleep."

Ed: "What?"

Ralph: "I said that Alice is asleep."

Ed: "I can't hear you."

Alice (from bedroom): "He said: 'Shh! Alice is asleep.'"

"Norton Moves In" (Color version):

Alice: "You and Norton will have to sleep out in the kitchen."

Ralph: "Just a moment. Whenever you mother or your Aunt Ethel comes, I have to sleep in the kitchen. It's a good thing that we don't have a cat because if he ever wanted to sleep in the kitchen, I would have to sleep in a box out in the hall."

"Unconventional Behavior":

Ed: "Hey Ralph?"

Ralph: "What?"

Ed: "Mind if I smoke?"

Ralph: "I don't care if you burn."

"Young At Heart":

(Ralph is talking about the fact that from now on, he will do all the things that young people do.)

Ralph: "What's so funny?"

Ed: "How could anybody so round, be so square?"

"Young At Heart":

Wallace: "I got a frantic hot rod that is ready to percolate."

Ralph: "Frantic hot rod that is ready to percolate?"

Wallace: "Yeah man. Aren't you hip? Don't you dig?"

Ed: "No, I'm the one who digs. I work in the sewer."