DYNAMIC D
04-18-2008, 09:26 AM
This one is a definite topper!
"My Sister's Keeper"
Janet has just found Jack in bed with her younger sister Jenny in Jack's room, unaware that it was unintentional. She angrily tells Jack to pack his things and get out of the apartment, then goes into her room, slamming the door.
Jack: "Chrissy, you talk to her."
Chrissy: "What do I say?"
Jack: "Tell her that there's a logical explanation as to why I was in bed with Jenny. Tell her that I wandered through my bedroom through force-of-habit."
Chrissy: "Oh." (She knocks on the bedroom door) "Janet?"
Janet (opening up the door): "Yes, Chrissy?"
Chrissy: "There's a perfectly good reason why Jack was in bed with your sister."
Janet: "Oh, really?"
Chrissy: "Yeah. It was just a force of habit"
(An unamused Janet goes back in her room, slamming the door yet again)
"My Sister's Keeper"
Janet has just found Jack in bed with her younger sister Jenny in Jack's room, unaware that it was unintentional. She angrily tells Jack to pack his things and get out of the apartment, then goes into her room, slamming the door.
Jack: "Chrissy, you talk to her."
Chrissy: "What do I say?"
Jack: "Tell her that there's a logical explanation as to why I was in bed with Jenny. Tell her that I wandered through my bedroom through force-of-habit."
Chrissy: "Oh." (She knocks on the bedroom door) "Janet?"
Janet (opening up the door): "Yes, Chrissy?"
Chrissy: "There's a perfectly good reason why Jack was in bed with your sister."
Janet: "Oh, really?"
Chrissy: "Yeah. It was just a force of habit"
(An unamused Janet goes back in her room, slamming the door yet again)