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Last night watched season 4
Sophia's Choice

Sophia's friend Lillian is living in a retirement home worse than Shady Pines. Sophia tricks Rose into helping with her plan to get Lillian out. They take Lillian back to their house, but they find the job tiring. Blanche uses her extra money to send Lillian new home that nice of her to do that
i also liked the story about Sophia's 125 year old mother story :lol:

Administrator Cummings: Problems, problems! The world is bringing me problems! And you are?
Sophia: We are the world :lol:

Sophia: Why do we let these things happen? Why don't we care for our elderly like the Japanese? Why are there 17 sets of hooters on the coffee table?
Blanche: Those are mine, Sophia.
Sophia: Oh well then let me put on my big surprised face :) :lol:

in the last few days i have watched season 5
Sick and Tired Parts 1 & 2
Not Another Monday
The Accurate Conception

Since I own all the DVD's I still watch the lifetime episodes and the last one was "We're outta here" Part 1.

Last night i watched season 5
Ebb Tide
Given that their father had just died, where were Charmane and Clayton? in this episode I liked Rose & Sophia rented out there rooms when Blanche & Dorothy away to get some money for a big screen TV which they don't get only another smashed plate that Blanche won for prize

Triple Play

Blanche finds scheme to meet man and date them.

Blanche plans on saling her mercadies.She of course is refusing to sale her car to any woman.But to man yes.This is her another scheme to find an way to meet man.Even to date them.Which is to sale her car.Its also Miles birthday.But when he told Rose that his daughter is coming to visit him.She thought that they all could have dinner together.Dorthy learns that her mother Sophia is getting money check from the goverment and tells her to give it back.During dinner Miles daughter Charlotte gets her first impression of Rose.After finding out what she cooked in her food.She gets the idea that Rose isn't perfect for Miles.So she tells him not to see him anymore and stay away.So Blanche not enjoying that all the man are more interested in the mercadies than her.

This was an interesting episode.However for this episode it left me an lot of questioned.How did Miles daughter knew that he was in Miami.Cause in the witness protection.You can't tell anyone else where you are at

Sophia: Dorothy, do we know anybody named Cecelia?
Dorothy: Your cousin, Ma. She only has weeks to live.
Sophia: Oh. Next time I'll accept the charges.

Today I watched another episode
Sisters and Other Strangers
Another great episode i liked when Blanche and her sister, Charmaine would get into little fights over a book

in the Last couple nights I watched season 7

The Pope's Ring :)
Old Boyfriends :)
Questions and Answers :)
Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan :)
A Midwinter Night's Dream 1 & 2:) :crazy: :lol:
Rose: Portrait of a Woman :) :lol:
Journey to the Center of Attention:)
Home Again, Rose 1 & 2:) :lol:
all are great episodes

Rose: You don't understand. I'm from St. Olaf. St. Olaf is farm country. We're rough and rugged. We don't believe in seeing doctors. Never. In fact, my grandfather once removed his neighbor's appendix, and he wasn't even sick!
Dorothy: Why would he do that?
Rose: Well, let's just say they were playing poker, and the stakes got a little high

i enjoyed all episodes all have great ones

The Cheese Man. Not a favorite.

I just watched Grab That Dough

one great episode i love this one

Sophia: I was on a game show once in Sicily, it was torture.
Rose: What was it called?
Sophia: I just told you, Torture, Mussolini asked the questions and you better have the right answer "Who do you think's a better dresser, me or Hitler?" "Who's got the snappiest boots, me or Hitler? "Who's got the cuter girlfriend, me or Hitler?" and you always had to answer Mussolini or they would force you to play the lightning round and they used real lightning!
Dorothy: Ma, you made that up!
Sophia: Like hell I did! Goodson and Todman brought it to America, changed a few of the rules, and renamed it Tattletales!

Sophia: You, Dorothy, are the biggest disappointment to hit the streets since the AMC Pacer!

Guy: Now, Green Team, you'll have 15 seconds to grab as much money as you can. Who's going to grab today?
Dorothy: I'm going to grab today, Guy.
Guy: Wonderful, Dorothy! You oughta make quite a haul with those meat hooks!
Dorothy laughs

Sophia: I'm in the ladies room, I look in my bra, what do you think I find?
Dorothy: Hopefully what we all find when we look in our bra.
Sophia: Ah please, I haven't had those since I nursed your brother, Phil. It's the tickets!
Dorothy: Oh Ma, I could kiss you.
Sophia: Ah, hold that thought until we locate a toothbrush.

& My Brother, My Father

another great episode i love to death

Blanche in nun's costume, bra in hand We're collecting lingerie for needy, sexy people.

rehearsing The Sound of Music
Blanche: The Nazis are coming!
Sophia runs into the room
Sophia: Everybody grab a gun and run to the basement!

I just watched

And Ma Makes Three

Sophia needs to meet some new friends.
I did like how Sophia met her new friends and seeing how Dorothy's plans kept getting screwed up because of her. I liked how Sophia thought they were all going on vacation. However, I think that Dorothy should have believed Sophia when she told Dorothy that she had new friends.

Sophia: Those rolls were the best I ever tasted...(takes one out of her purse) want one?
Raymond: No thanks, Sophia.
Dorothy: How about some coffee?
Sophia: Sorry, I didn't steal any, but I've got plenty of matches.

Rose's Big Adventure

This episode is very enjoyable. Sophia was unbelievable in the garage in the beginning, with the St. Valentine's Day Massacre and the contractor's bad taste. Sophia wanted to burn the garage, collect insurance, and build a summer house. Haha! I love that the man told Dorothy off over the phone. Vincenzo gave the ladies a list of the pretty young girls he wanted them to get for him! That was pretty hilarious! The writers of this show are unbelievable. They are so talented, and funny. Overall, I definitely enjoyed this episode. It was yet another well written episode of The Golden Girls

(Sophia translates Vincenzo's instructions)
Sophia: I am the master, I am the king, I am the boss...I am the Walrus.
Dorothy: Ma, either your Sicilian is rusty or he's the world's oldest hippie

Scared Straight

I don't know what it's called, because I watched it with my sister on Lifetime, but the one where Rose is trying to get big stories, and Angelo tells her about the bug infestation at his apartment building--owned by Dorothy. I like when they were throwing out headlines for Rose, and Dorothy said, "Idiots In Positions of Power." And Rose said, "Good one!!"

Grab that dough
Mothers Day

I watched a few Season from Season 1 in the last couple of days

The Engagement
Guess Who's Coming to the Wedding
Rose the Prude
Transplant
The Triangle
On Golden Girls
The Competition

all good to warch

I watched Love, Rose yesterday along with Bedtime Story.

Heart Attack

Sophia: What if I die, Dorothy?
Dorothy: Ma, you're not going to die! Now, I don't want you to talk. Just rest.
Sophia: You know, I'd settle for even one more day. God knows why. Tomorrow I'm cleaning the closets.

Dorothy: Ma, you know you don't look good.
Sophia: I'm short and I'm old. What did you expect, Princess Di?

Sophia: Dorothy, do we have heart disease in our family?
Dorothy: No, ma!
Sophia: How did Uncle Mario die?
Dorothy: Don't you remember? He was carrying out the garbage and dropped his gun and it went off and shot him in the forehead.
Sophia: Oh, yeah. What a klutz?

Nice and Easy

Blanche: Sophia, what are you doing?
Sophia: Painting numbers on my toes. I keep forgetting their names!
Blanche: Lucy will be here any minute. Honey, this doesn't look very nice.
Sophia: I say, let relatives see how you really live. That way, they won't stick around.

Dorothy: (about Lucy) Blanche, this trip to the Bahamas is not with the doctor.
Blanche: What do you mean?
Sophia: The girl's a slut.
Dorothy: That's not what I meant...exactly

In a Bed of Rose's

a great episode i enjoyed it

Rose: I've never had to do this before, tell a woman her husband's been seeing me. That's the hardest thing to tell someone.
Blanche: Oh no it's not. Try telling a pregnant woman that her husband's been cheating on her, with her sister. And your the sister, and you're pregnant too... By her husband.
Dorothy: You... didn't!
Blanche: Not me! Last night on Dallas! Or Dynasty or Falcon's Landing or one of those, they're all the same.

I watched Rose the Prude earlier and Vacation.

Hey, Look Me Over season 7
Rose calls Blanche a moraless, emotionally needy man-leech with an airbag in her headboard Lovin' this episode! I think it's one of the series best. Every moment is a laugh from Dorothy's helping Rose with her insults to Blanche, to Sophia making fun of Dorothy after she finds out she needs a hearing aid ("She said What do you think this makes me feel like???") Oh my god, so funny! I also love the scenes at the beginning where Sophia is pretending she can't hear to get to Dorothy. Terrific performance by Estelle Getty throughout this entire episode. There are so many moments that just make me crack up like crazy! It's funny from start to finish. And it's nice that it works out in the end that Blanche didn't really sleep with Charlie. Actually, I can't think of a single scene is this episode I don't like, which is rare. What a great gem to start the seventh season!

funny how Sohia did need a hearing aide in this episode in another episode Sophia mentions that if she turns up her hearing aide she can hear a parakeet break wind in Lauderdale

[Rose is ripping the picture of Charlie in bed with Blanche]
Dorothy: Rose, did you see the rest of the pictures? Here's Blanche in bed with Charlie, and in bed with a canoe, and i bed with a Sunkist vending machine, and in bed with one of the Country Bears Jamboree. Rose, do you know what this means?
Rose: I sure do. Blanche is an animal!

Rose: "If that isn't a book of how many men you've slept with then why does it say bed on the cover?"
Blanche: "Those are my initials."
Dorothy: "Your initials spell bed?"
Blanche: "Yes. Now Rose I'll prove to you that I did not sleep with your husband."
Dorothy: "Or her name isn't bed."

Blanche: "Rose honey, put yourself in my position."
Rose: "Apparently, I'm not limber enough!"

Last night I watched season 7

Beauty and the Beast

I enjoyed the Nurse & Sophia story but i didn't blance in this that much

Sophia: Dorothy, I really wish you'd respect my feelings about this.
Dorothy: Ma, I really wish you had voted for me in the Little Miss Brooklyn pageant!
Sophia: Hey, I calls 'em as I sees 'em.

Dorothy: Lost the Little Miss St. Olaf pageant, did we?
Rose: Twenty-three years in a row, one time they picked Emily Ditmyer's imaginary friend over me.

Old Boyfriends Season 7
Dorothy rocked. "I'm sorry, but I already know Jesus." Rose can't remember Thor Anderson, from St. Olaf, who she apparently used to go out with! Wow! Sophia goes on a date! Dorothy always hoped Sophia would meet a nice couple! These final episodes of the show are too priceless! Every episode is, but it got even better in its later years. Rose had 56 boyfriends in one year! Dorothy rocked when she saw Blanche's reaction! "She's gonna blow!" She is gonna blow! In more ways than one... Skipper liked to skip! He got beat up as a child! Haha, great episode!

(Marvin and his sister have just admitted being married to each other)
Dorothy: So it's true you did want my mother for sex games!

Dorothy: I thought the two of you might like some nice cool lemonade.
Sophia: Marvin is married to Sarah.
Dorothy: (to Marvin) You don't get any lemonade.

Dorothy: The slut is dead, long live the slut!

Today I watched Questions and Answers Season: 7

Though it would be difficult to choose a favorite episode of The Golden Girls, this one definitely stands out as one of the top for its hilarity. One of the funniest scenes is the one in which Dorothy falls asleep and dreams she is at the Jeopardy studio competing against Rose, along with a dumb jock. The categories are all related to farming and babes. Dorothy finds that she is losing to her dim-witted best friend and a guy who doesn't read. In exasperation she exclaims about Rose, "This woman is an Idiot!" To which the moderator responds, "Oh, really? SHE didn't get knocked up in high school." Simply riotous. The dream then ends with Dorothy losing to Rose in Final Jeopardy. Rose's response to the question, "Who is buried in Grant's Tomb?" is "Cary Grant" and they accept her answer over Dorothy's (Ulysses S. Grant). Dorothy's overzealous nature costs her a spot on the game show, as the recruiter explains that Americans "wouldn't route for" her. Sophia reminds her of a similar situation when Dorothy was little and beat the kids so badly at the Spelling Bee that no one invited her to their parties.
Rose's long-departed, yet beloved, dog was named Rusty. She is quite fond of telling the story of Rusty's heroic death after he saved her family from a fire Rose's old dog went back into her burning house to get the TV & the cat It was so sweet. how Rose gave Jake to Mr. Hubbard. It made me tear up

Rose: (talking to Jake, the dog) You be a good boy, no chasing...and remember, cats are people too!

Dorothy: (in her dream, flabbergasted because of Rose's competition to her in JEOPARDY) : This woman is a moron!
Announcer: Oh, really? She didn't get knocked up in high school

Sophia: Dorothy do we have any candles? I'd like to drip some hot wax in my ears.

It might be the best in my opinion, but that might also be because it was the last one i watched. The episode was called 'Sophia's Wedding' - this is the episode where Quentin Tarantino randomly shows up playing 'Elvis' lol! :lol: :crazy:

Last night I watched Goodbye, Mr. Gordon Season 7

This episode was pretty good I liked Dorothy's giggle. Blanche tells Mr. Gordon that he has the wrong number when he called up looking for Dorothy. Haha. Dorothy used an excuse that she married that Stan kid, and when Mr. Gordon asks what his last name was, she says she can't remember. Haha! Dorothy was way too much in love when Malcolm kissed her. Blanche said she was in shock. Hehe. Dorothy said, "He gave me flowers... From the store!" The TV interviewer says that he is talking to four lesbians! Very good episode, l

Man in the crowd: (directing question to Blanche and Dorothy, after being told they're lesbians) Are there male/female roles in the relationship?
Blanche: Well, I am the little homemaker, if that's what you mean!
Dorothy: (indignant) Now, wait a minute!(decides to go along with it)...And I take out the garbage.

Rose: Oh please do this, if you don't I'll lose my job.
Dorothy: Good!
Rose: If I lose my job I won't be able to do anything except...except sit around all day telling St. Olaf stories!
Blanche: Blackmail!
Rose: They don't call me Harold Goldsteen for nothing.

Ron: [to the studio audience] Any other questions? Ah! Here we go!
Sophia: This is directed to Dorothy's lover: Do people treat you differently because you're a lesbian?
Blanche: Well, most people don't know.
Sophia: Really? I would've guessed right off. Next question to Dorothy: What kind of pain and embarrassment has this lifestyle caused your mother?
Dorothy: I really don't know, but... I'll ask her tomorrow when I visit her at... THE HOME

Last night I watched season 2
Ladies of the Evening

I liked this episode, except for the callous way the girls leave Sophia out of the party. They could have been kinder about it, but Sophia gets them back in the end, which is amusing and gratifying. I Love it when Dorothy Blanche Rose Arrested for prostitution. The best part had to be Burt's cameo at the end, as well as Rose's butter story.

Dorothy: (after the girls are mistaken for prostitutes) "Ladies who will accept money?"...girls, do you know what he thinks we are?
Rose: Waitresses?
Dorothy: No Rose Hookers

Dorothy: Hey... you wanna fight with somebody, you fight with me. I did time in Attica.
Prostitute: Attica's a *men's* prison!
Dorothy: I know. I was there a year before they found out.
Prostitute: [backing down] Sorry, chief. Didn't mean to ruffle your feathers.
Blanche: Dorothy, that was amazing, how did you do that?
Dorothy: I taught in the public school system. It's really not that different.

Sophia: I can't believe it. Arrested for prostitution.
Blanche: Sophia we're innocent.
Sophia: I know that I just can't believe these dumb cops would think anybody would pay money to sleep with you.

Prison Guard: Where are your friends Mrs. Patrillo?
Sophia: (snatching the tickets out of Dorothy's hand) They're not here.
Dorothy: Ma!.
Sophia: Don't Ma me, you cheap floozy!
Dorothy: (gasps) Ma, you would do this to your own flesh and blood?
Sophia: You'll get over it Dorothy and if you don't who cares I'm going to see Burt Reynolds

The episode where Dorothy had to have surgery on her foot.

Blanche and the Younger Man

This was a good episode because it showed that all mothers and sons turn around and treat their parents like children at some point. I think it was a good episode as it proved that although Rose cornered her mother, she did it out of loving and understanding. I think Alma was a very funny character and the connection between her and Sophia was very funny.

[Blanche is exercising in a crouched position as Dorothy watches]
Dorothy: The only time I get in that position is when I give birth.

Rose: I want you all to meet my mother, Mrs. Lindstrom. THIS IS BLANCHE AND THIS IS DOROTHY AND SOPHIA!
Dorothy: VERY NICE TO MEET YOU. TELL ME HOW WAS YOUR TRIP?
Alma Lindstrom: IT WAS JUST FINE!
(to Rose)
Alma Lindstrom: Which one of them is hard of hearing?

Alma: I hired a farm hand. He was such a nice young man. He raved about my cooking. I guess they didn't feed him very well in prison.

Blanche: Why Dirk, did I just hear you ask me for a date?
Sophia: Are you deaf? I heard him from here.

Dorothy: My God, I hope Alma's all right.
Sophia: Don't worry about Alma. She's a tough old broad!

I have no idea what the name of it was, but Blanche was reunited with a man from her past. He was a soldier and they went out to dinner.

Last one I saw was the one where it's Rose's birthday and the girls buy her bday gifts. Dorothy got her the sweatshirt worn by Roy of the Micky Mouse Club and Blanche got her a private detective to follow Miles around, which just about screws up their relationship when he finds out :crazy: