I'm watching the FP episode now, the one where Geoffrey leaves because he thought he won the lottery lol...Anyways It got me thinking, Geoffrey has some of the greatest lines especially with his sarcasm during the show along with Will, state your favorite or some of the greatest Geoffrey moments/lines.

I'll start off with one of the lines from tonight's episode.

"Waiter, i need something to drink fast, I'll die if I don't get anything to drink."

Geoffrey, "You Promise?" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

See even that one liner was funny ****.

cannot remember what this episode is called but its goes something like this:

philip:geoffery, fetch me my tools
geoffery: you mean you're knife and fork?

(philip tries on a wig)
carlton: so dad how do you feel?
philip:i feel like little richard. attorney at law
geoffery: dinner is served
(sees philip)
geoffery: a -whop-bop-aloobop-a-wop-bam-boom!

carlton: hey G would you make me a sandwich?
geoffery: but of course (picks up a slice of cheese and puts it on carlton's head). now you're a sandwich

geoffery doing the running man

aunt helen: girl, that man weren't looking at you, he was looking at me. looking at me like i was lunchtime and my legs were like cournal sanders extra crispy. weren't he geoffery?
geoffery: if you mean something fast and cheap, yes!

:rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQ9R5CyylP4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AsGOTAjHpg

I like the moment when Vivian's sisters was asking Geoffery who was more attractive between them and Geoffery's response was


"It's a Tie, you both lose"


LOL-LOL-LOL-LOL

Honey it hasn't been that long since we made love has it? "5 months exactly"

Vivian (about Phil): That man is on thin ice
Geoffrey: I'll alert the fish

also, two geoffrey moments i loved were when will pulls up in the car, speakers blazing, making everything in the kitchen shake, and geoffrey starts dancing and says, "who's down with OBP, yeah you know me!"

and then i think it was when he thought he had hit the lottery, he goes behind the couch and gives hilary a kiss, and she has an expression like she liked it, and if i recall she sprays her mouth with breath freshener in case he does it again

just priceless