Chelsea
04-01-2008, 02:16 AM
REWARD AVAILABLE FOR INFORMATION
LEADING TO DETAINMENT AND CAPTURE
OF NOTORIOUS TV SHOOTER
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The infamous Sitcoms Online TV, long a staple of public domain clipart packages, was critically wounded.
At approximately 12:43 AM on the morning of Tuesday, April 1st 2008, gunshots were heard in the vicitiny of the Sitcoms Online Message Boards.
At the time, site graphic designer Seth Thrasher was working diligently on a Photoshop-based prank for the Chit Chat board involving Web 2.0 (sites like Flickr, Frappr, Youtube, etc). that would see the Chit Chat board's graphics changed to shades of light blue and pink, the head guys "fired", and a Catchy SloganTM instated.
While working on this graphics package, Mr. Thrasher overheard the gunshots and rushed to the Forum, where he witnessed the damage firsthand.
"It was the most horrible sight I've ever seen", Mr. Thrasher stated. "This logo was one of my finer works, and to see it treated so brutally is a shame. I want to see whoever done this brought to justice"
When reach for comment, site owner Todd "TJ" Fuller laughed out loud (commonly referred to as "LOL'ing"), accused this serious matter of being some sort of joke, and then mentioned that he failed to get the Web 2.0 prank planned. Regarding the shooting of the TV, he had no comment.
If YOU can provide any information leading to the detainment of the TV Shooter, please contact the senior investigator in this case, AccountBot. (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/member.php?u=40209)
The Red and Blue Heads, longtime Chit Chat mascots, have been taken in for questioning regarding their whereabouts during the investigation. You may continue to see the TV elsewhere on the site. Do not be alarmed. These are historical photographs of the departed. You can tell their age as they're from before the TV's facelift and tanning work.
Thanks for your time.
Related images to follow:
1)The now-deceased television icon
2)What Mr. Thrasher was working on at the time.
LEADING TO DETAINMENT AND CAPTURE
OF NOTORIOUS TV SHOOTER
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/images/misc/vbulletin3_logo_white.gif
The infamous Sitcoms Online TV, long a staple of public domain clipart packages, was critically wounded.
At approximately 12:43 AM on the morning of Tuesday, April 1st 2008, gunshots were heard in the vicitiny of the Sitcoms Online Message Boards.
At the time, site graphic designer Seth Thrasher was working diligently on a Photoshop-based prank for the Chit Chat board involving Web 2.0 (sites like Flickr, Frappr, Youtube, etc). that would see the Chit Chat board's graphics changed to shades of light blue and pink, the head guys "fired", and a Catchy SloganTM instated.
While working on this graphics package, Mr. Thrasher overheard the gunshots and rushed to the Forum, where he witnessed the damage firsthand.
"It was the most horrible sight I've ever seen", Mr. Thrasher stated. "This logo was one of my finer works, and to see it treated so brutally is a shame. I want to see whoever done this brought to justice"
When reach for comment, site owner Todd "TJ" Fuller laughed out loud (commonly referred to as "LOL'ing"), accused this serious matter of being some sort of joke, and then mentioned that he failed to get the Web 2.0 prank planned. Regarding the shooting of the TV, he had no comment.
If YOU can provide any information leading to the detainment of the TV Shooter, please contact the senior investigator in this case, AccountBot. (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/member.php?u=40209)
The Red and Blue Heads, longtime Chit Chat mascots, have been taken in for questioning regarding their whereabouts during the investigation. You may continue to see the TV elsewhere on the site. Do not be alarmed. These are historical photographs of the departed. You can tell their age as they're from before the TV's facelift and tanning work.
Thanks for your time.
Related images to follow:
1)The now-deceased television icon
2)What Mr. Thrasher was working on at the time.