View Full Version : all the quotes frum TD dat u an think of


NancyMcKeonsnum1fan4life
08-11-2001, 09:03 PM
ok, yal, les share ALL of our quotes, if nobody minds, pleez dont m mad since i said ALL of dees


"If you touch my ass one more time.. I'll kick yours." ~Jinny

Kate: Didnt you have a dog once Jinny?
Jinny: I had a plant once, it didnt make it.

Kate: Exstead, what's the status on Harrison?
Jinny: Judge is still sitting on my warrant.
Kate: So you doing nothing?
Jinny: No, I'm waiting for warrant.
Kate: So, uh sense Angela is still on call for that prelim thing, if anything comes in and she's still doing nothing...
C.D.: No problem Captain.
Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"

Teddy: Hey! What the hell happened last night?
Jinny:Sorry
Teddy: Sorry? Sorry doesn't cut it. Where did you go? You didn't come home,I spent the night in your hallway!
Jinny: Yeah, well... um, ya know, I had a little too much to drink last night, so I uh...
Teddy: Little? You were drunk. This was not the first time. You embarrassed me, infront of my friends, my parents, it was my damn birthday!
Jinny: Hey, ya know what? I told you I didn't want to go to begin with. I'm not... good at those kind of things... and you know what? For the record, I was just being honest.
Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents!
Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless of course you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh... yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly six months earlier she BLEW HER BRAINS OUT!!!!!
Teddy: Jinny, my God.
Jinny: As for my brother, ugh... yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like ya unless your American, white, and straight... and for me... a few weeks ago when uh... I had that nutcase after me, yeah I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names.
Teddy: Stop. Jinny: Ya know what? THIS IS WHO I AM, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter. Doesn't change anything. *long pause* Yeah, that's what I thought!!

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful Captian's idea. Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

"Captain,May I speak freely?" - Jinny
"Why haven't you?" - Captain McCafferty
"When are you going to get off my ass?"-Jinny

Jinny: Look, you know who I am, OK? You know who my family is. Why the hell do you even wanna be with me at all? Teddy: Because I love you

"In the words of Cyndi Lauper: Girls just want to have fun. What's the point of planning for the future? I want the most out of today!"-Jinny

JINNY- Everyone gets a chance to be forgiven

Because I love to flirt with danger~Jinny

"I don't really think that way. If I were to cross the river tomorrow, I'd think I had had as good a time here [on earth] as people could have. I'm enjoying the day and watching how things evolve."- Nancy Mckeon

CD: I think she needs someone to cuddle with.
Jinny: I can cuddle

Kate: How r things goin?
Jinny: Miserable, I gotta pee

Jinny: Were u doin it wit sum1 else? were u not doin it wit her?
Jinny Dad: Thats nun of ur damn business
Jinny: It is my damn business, SHE WAS MY MOTHER, ur wife 4 25(?) yrs

Jinny: Sure she was my mother, but ur WIFE

Jinny: Call 911 and watch my stuff

Jinny: If you think for one minute that I am gonna stand here and listen to all of you talk about me, your out of your damn minds.
Jinny: Oh, come on, folks, please, don't be shy. Apparently anyone is welcome to crap all over me tonight, so please, step right on up!

Jinny: And you actually paid for this assassination, huh? Really, how much? I mean, how does that work? Is it like chippin' in for the Christmas party, huh? Where are the hats? Where are the noise makers? God, I'd really love a damn party favor!

Jinny: God this is a bunch of crap!......."Intervention"...Please This is nothing more then a - a modern day witch hunt. Put me up on the blocks so you can all throw stones at me. Maybe feel a little bit better about all your own miserable pathetic lifes...O- poor Jinny..Hey- I know why dont we stand her up in front of all of us and tear her apart for a couple of hours. Maybe she'll find God of Buddha or some sort of higher being - anything so she might actually look forward to waking up in the morning.
Counselor: Jinny I know you feel ambused.
Jinny: an you actually paid for ths assassination? - Really - How much? - I mean how does that work? Is it like chipping in for the christmas party - huh? Where are the hats? Where are the noise makers? God I really love a damn party favor
Jinny: When I found my mom- I had just got back from school my dad wasnt home from work yet - John Jr. was out riding his - his motorcycle KC i dunno I think you were at a friends house. I dont remember. I remember I had a pretty good day at school I gotta a- B+ on an algebra test. I knew my mom was gonna be real happy about that cause - She really got off on stuff like that. So i came home I- uh- I called out for her but I didnt- I didnt hear anything so - I went into the bedroom - There was such a - a strange smell I didnt know what it was and then I saw her two feet sticking out from the bathroom and I remember I flashed on the wicked witch of the east you know the one that Dorothy landed on - I went over pushed the door and I thought she must of fallen and hit the side of the sink or the toilet or something....Because the whole side of her head was open - and then - I realized what the smell was - Blood- My god there was so much blood...I just stood there - I just - frozen I couldn't move. Then Finally I heard the front door and I must of screamed because John Jr. came in pushed me out of the way and - and then everyone came Black and Whites - uniforms..They found the gun - put it in a bag. Then they put her in a bag too. I remember your face - Dad - Because it looked like someone had shot the side of your head off too. I knew you were in the living room and I knew you were drinking because I remembered the sound of the ice crackling in the glass as you kept pouring - and I remember thinking - God that must be nice - you know - to be able to drink like that and forget. Make your mind like a - a big black board and - and use booze to erase all the thoughts that must of been going through your mind all the questions..guilt..Just keep pouring just let it all slip away. You know like sand through your fingers - till theres nothing left -- God i wanted to feel that way too....
John -Jinny's Dad: Jinny It wasn't your fault she killed herself
Jinny: But you see maybe if I had been just a little better - She could of loved me.
John- Jinny's dad: O- Baby she did love you - so much - so much she loved you - and so do I - so do I - God did she love you...

Angela: Maybe he's not calling because he killed her.
C.D: Well lets just find him and ask him.
Jinny: Sex couldn't have been that bad

Jinny: **Laughing** So this burglar trips over the night stand hits his head knocks himself out cold!
**Still Laughing**
Magda: Oh my god
Jinny: Pron
Magda: People like that are just stupid.
Jinny: Hey!
Magda: Hi
Jinny: Heard you got a new partner.
CD: Yes I did.
Jinny: How is she?
CD: See for yourself...Angela Reide meet Inspectors Ramirez and Exstead.
Magda: Hi, Magda.
Jinny: Hey, Jinny,How are ya?!
CD: What did you get?
Angela: Parking attendents say no cars left the garage after 10:30. Came and went without a trace.
CD: What about the warrant?
Angela: Any time now they are going to page us.
CDlooks at two big breasted woman) Do you think they got a two for one special?
Jinny: (looks) *laughs*
Angela: That's so mean!
Magda: I was thinking of having mine done.
Jinny: Oh Please!!
Magda: Seriously!
Jinny: Oh come on this is just another male advertising ploy to make woman feel badly about themselves. Our breasts aren't big enough so we have to insert plastic into our chests or buy wonder bras?
Angela: I don't think it is sexist.
Jinny: Of course it is. When was the last time you saw a padded jock strap?....(guy walks by) Course now some men are naturally endowed!!
Magda: Jinny! You are so sick.
Jinny: I am so single just like you my friend. You need to stop being a soccer mom long enough to think about getting some.
CD: And how long has it been since you got some Jinny? 24 hours?
Jinny: Yes Mom but I routinely practice safe sex.
Magda: Wow,that's a beautiful ring!
Angela: Thank You.
Magda: Is your husband a cop?
Angela: No an emergency room physician.
Magda: Oh a doctor does he have any single friends?
Jinny: There ya go!
CD: You're gonna find someone Magda.
Magda: That's easy for you to say Ms Husbands a hunk. Always buying her expensive stuff.
CD: You know what they say beware of men baring gifts.
Jinny: Well I think I am going to give up men.
Magda: You give up sex?
Jinny: No not sex,Men! I can be satisfied by having machinery. In fact I kinda like the idea of being intimate with something that comes with a money Back guarantee **Laughs**
Magda: Oh God.
*beeper*
CD: Warrants in duty call. A woman's work is never done.
CD: Bye my dears
Magda: Bye
Jinny: Buh-bye Now

Jinny: So you get a piece of that action too?
Harlem: Well look whos here!
Jinny : Exstorting money from your tenants to allow them to keep their pets. Thats against the law.
Harlem: I don't know who you have been talking to, but you are way off base.
Jinny: Evelyn Korbit apartment 115. She got laid off from her job so she couldn't pay. So, you took her dog Roger. Shot it and dumped it to set an example.
Harlem: Well she is a burn out okay? I think she is back on drugs. Besides, what dog? she signed a lease saying she didn't have one.
Jinny: Your a pretty sizeable guy arent'cha?
Harlem : Ha,ha. Yeah, don't remind me.
Jinny : Big, tough guy. Picking on a bunch of desperate people. Scaring them, squeezing them dry. But, you love every sick minute of it.
Harlem: Look, you done? Cause I've got work to do.
Jinny : You know what I see? I see a big dumb coward. As a matter of fact, I think you are so dumb , you probably still have the gun you used to shoot roger in your apartment. Why don't we do a search warrent and found out!
Harlem : Just, just hold on look what do you want? Maybe, we can work something out.
Jinny: No Go.
Harlem : Come on! (Pats her arm)
Jinny : Assulting a police officer!
Harlem : Come on
Jinny: Attempted bribary of a police officer, Harlem Couper, I think you are under arrest! Look what I got! ( holding handcuffs out)
Harlem: Damn cops!
Jinny: (Puts handcuffs away) What cops? huh? huh? Its just you and me here,. You got something to say to me?
Harlem: (Attacks her)
Jinny : ( Kicks in the stomach) ( Harlem falls over), Resisting arrest! thank you very much!
NOW I'm done! (hand cuffs him).

Ben: Tell me a story
Magda: Grandma's Going to be here and Jinny has to take me to work.
Jinny: Oh come on there's always time for a quickie...How about little red riding hood?
Ben: That's for babies.
Jinny: Oh, hush up and listen. Once apon a time there was a cop name Little Red. Little Red did patrol in the hood which was a real funky part of town.
Ben: What's funky?
Jinny:Uh umm..Nasty! Anyway, Little Red was lookin' for this real ugly dude named Big Bad Wolf cause he was robbing elderly ladies in the park,he was stealing their social security checks!
Ben: Why?
Jinny: Can I just tell the story,please? Thank You...okay, So one day Little Red decides to set a trap. So she disguises herself as an elderly lady. We're talkin' cane , orthepedic shoes ,Everything!
Magda: Oh,Grandma's here.
Ben: Come on ,Mom.
Jinny: Uh, okay that night Little Red is walking through the park. When who should appear ,but the big bad wolf!...My my said the wolf. What a large heavy purse you have with lots of lovely cash,Hand over!........... I'm ready to arrest you"said Little Red and instead of cash she pulls out her 9mm service automatic.
Magda: JINNY!!!
Ben: What happens?
Magda: Little Red arrests the Big Bad Wolf and he goes to jail.
Jinny: Right!
Magda: Come on.
Jinny: But not before the Big Bad Wolf goes for his peice,luckly, Little Red was quicker and she blew the Big Bad Wolf's butt to smitherienes
Magda: Thanks a lot ,Jin.
Jinny: Then They all lived happily ever after

"As any of the local bartenders can tell ya,
I'm a sympathetic ear" ~ Jinny Exstead

"Because I love to flirt with danger" -Jinny

Jin: He knows where I live, where I work, where I take my d*** laundry!
Cap: And where you eat breakfast.

NancyMcKeonFan8976
08-12-2001, 12:18 AM
Man: "You wearing a bra?"
Jinny: "You wanna check?"

I forget the qoute exacly but it is when Magda nd Jinny are playing racket ball an dthe lady is rude to them. So she tows her car and says "Next time don't mess with me". That was really funny!

Angela: I am gunna wip that ass!
Cd: Bring it on!

John JR: I seen this on TV!!!!

Magda: I want my best friend back!

Angela: U never liked me!
Jinny: Well, maybe its because we don't have nething in common.
Angela: WE are both cops and my mother died when i was 18. I know ur died when u were younger!

Jinny: I will stay..under 1 condition...she leaves!

Jinny: SFPD, Put the gun down or i swear to god i will shot u!

all i ccan think of now! u took alot!

jinsthewoman
08-12-2001, 01:22 AM
My favorite and i don't know why is

"Who in the hell are you " ~Jinny

" Goodnight sweet boy" ~Jinny or something like that what she is leaving madga's adn saying good night to Ben I just love the way she says it.

BlairandJo
08-12-2001, 03:58 AM
Originally posted by jinsthewoman:
My favorite and i don't know why is

" Goodnight sweet boy" ~Jinny or something like that what she is leaving madga's adn saying good night to Ben I just love the way she says it.


I think it go's something like this..

Ben:Bye Jinny
Jinny:Bye Sweet boy.

I also love the way she says it(Which ever way it is.)


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Its my life!This is
who I am!And you tell me
it does'nt matter!
-Jinny
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If you want something bad
enough you go after it no
matter what the outcome may be
-My Quote
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"Love beliver
So take the love He's giving to you
A love receiver
Cause everything He's
Promised is true
Love beliver
Listen to the song that I
sing
You are the child of the
King"
-Love Beliver.
~~~~~~~
"Be a good girl(why be a good girl?)be a good girl
(why be a good girl?)she
is a see-saw seeing if it
matters she is a game of
Chutes and Laders.
be a good girl (why be a good girl?)
she needs the one who wrote the definition of
a love without condition
be a good girl."
-Good Girl.

Jinny_Extead
08-12-2001, 12:09 PM
I think it's really funny when John Jr. says something like, "she drinks, she drinks like a fish, so what..."

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Esperanza :)

nancysbiggestfan
08-12-2001, 01:51 PM
Jinny- Its none of your d*** business!
Cap- That was uncalled for.
Jinny- Oh yea. Try this! Go to H***!

That cracked me up!LOL

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²Tiffany²

LYLAS or LYLAB
Peace Out!

Teddy: Hey, I'm making you an offer you can't refuse.

Jinny: Look, you know who I am, OK? You know who my family is. Why the hell do you even wanna be with me at all?
Teddy: Because, I love you.
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Jinny: Basically, people are who people are. Your born, you die pretty much the same person. All the rest is just window dressing.
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IM me using AOL: NancysBiggestFan

Adele
08-12-2001, 02:12 PM
NancysBiggestFan that was more like:
Kate: Jinny, Please go see the department counselor, you need to get some help

Jinny: You need to get a life

Kate: That was uncalled for..

Jinny: Ya, try this, go to hell

Joyce DeWitt
08-13-2001, 01:30 AM
I like the one 2night:

(Jinny is throwing paper in2 the garbage can)
Jinny: And that's close to nostril plugging. (something like that)
Kate: Yes. Stop doing that.
The tone of voice Kate said it in..... I was laughing! And then I've never seen this one, but here's a good one:

Kate: So how r things going?
Jinny: Misrable, I gotta pee.
LOL that crackd me up!

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Jack: "This is a job for the man of the house."
Janet: "I did not kiss Larry!"
Chrissy: "Snort snort."
Mr. Roper: "Not tonight Helen, I got a headache."
Mrs. Roper: "Not tonight. That would be a good title for my autobiagraphy."
Mr. Furley: "Once a tippytoes, always a tippytoes."
Cindy: "I guess I messed things up, huh?"
Terri: "Janet? Shut up and get married."
KEC JNS
p.s. I'M PETER LORRY!
UP YOUR ZIGGY W/ A WA-WA BRUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Divisionbabe05
08-16-2001, 04:27 PM
Originally posted by BlairandJo:

I think it go's something like this..

Ben:Bye Jinny
Jinny:Bye Sweet boy.

I also love the way she says it(Which ever way it is.)



OMG when I first heard Jinny say that, I thought about my dad because thats what he calls my lil bro and all the little boys that we know..."sweet boy" and he will say it in a sentence exactly the way Jinny did...I just thought that was really wierd!


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I am a Jineddy! A Jineddy is a person who wants Jinny and Teddy to be together! Morganne is a Jinanybody and a Carby, but thats ER...Dana just happens to be a JinMag, which is a lil strange, but o well...its interesting!

*People* Isnt that the craziest word u ever done heard? *LOL*

*Me, Morganne, and Dana are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators...You know who you are!*

AllIWantIsYourClutch
08-19-2001, 01:52 AM
OK, The part when they are talking in the bar, people always say it wrong!! I have my closed captioning on, and it says this:

Jinny: So, the burglar hits his head on the nightstand, knocks himself out cold.

Mag: *laughs* I knew they were stupid, but not that stupid!

Jinny: Moron..(not 'pron')

Sorry I just had to say that.

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"Look buddy, I have PMS and I got a gun...any questions??"~ Jinny Exstead

"Oh please, folks, don't be shy! Apparantly anyone is welcome to crap all over me tonight,so step right on up!"~ Jinny Exstead