As this is my 100th post, I thought I'd do something different to get everyone's minds off Dawn Wells' arrest. With all the spicey questions I've seen throughout all the old threads (no, it's not just me!), I've never seen this one--so here goes. Brace yourself!

Who would be a better lover--Gilligan or the Professor?

Dawn Wells' arrest puts a new twist on the age-old debate: Mary Ann or Ginger.

Imagine you are a crew member on the S.S. Minnow, a boat smuggling fine Oaxacan to California. The Minnow is blown off course and shipwrecked on an uncharted island. All hands are saved along with part of the shipment. The survivors divide up the shipment and carefully ration their supplies. But, eventually everyone runs out and you are down to your last Oaxacan cigarette.

Who would you invite over to blow your joint -- Mary Ann or Ginger?

Thanks, but would anyone like to answer my original question?

Hey Im!It's hard for me to choose because I love both characters for different raisons.Gilligan is cute,adorable,sweet and lovable(why is this sounding like I'm talking about a puppy).But,the professor is handsome,intelligent and really nice too.So,I probably choose Roy after all :D

well; since I'm a guy; if that first question was about Mary Ann or Ginger being the better lover; I'd say Mary Ann.

I imagine that both the Professor and Gilligan would be hopelessly nervous novices to start with. The Professor would throw himself into book learning -- Kama Sutra, Sex for Dummies, etc. He would improve, but would always lack spontaneity. Gilligan would be the bigger risk. He might remain hopeless, but would have a bigger upside if he could tap into his enthusiastic nature. If you're on an island with a limited choice, be safe and go with the Professor. If back on the mainland, try Gilligan and move on if he doesn't perform.

Um, why doesn't anyone mention the Skipper. The guy likes to eat and that's a plus right? ; )

Um, why doesn't anyone mention the Skipper. The guy likes to eat and that's a plus right? ; )


Yeah!I know what you meant everytime there's a debate like this about the single guys on the island,Gilligan and the professor are always mentioned but,most of the time,the skipper is left out.Why he's tall,good looking,nice and adorable.Also,he would be the only single guy who would know what to do with a girl because he had girlfriends back home.No wonder the poor skip wants to get out of the island so bad;)


The skipper would be the best lover if you think about it rationally.

OK. I specifically narrowed the choices to Gilligan and the Professor. This doesn't mean that the Skipper would not be a great lover or even that any of the women here would not prefer him. But the choice for this question is between G and P--and not which one you "like" better romantically, but who would be the better lover. I loved the stuff about the Kama Sutra and Sex for Dummies!!! Funny!!! I'm not sure what the "hopeless" referred to about Gilligan, though. Great!! Keep answering and give your "whys" if you can!