........ If you could meet your fav actress or actresses on the The Division? I mean like write a script of what you think would happen. Heres mine:

Its 11 PM, after my parents have said "Dana don't you dare go out riding that scooter on the boardwalk this late" and I'm out on my scooter anyway... Scooting down toward the bar even though I know theres no way in hell I could do anything other than sit outside and watch. Now I'm halfway too the arcade, which is right before the bars and junk and Off in the distance I see 2 women walking In my direction... Their short and not that threatning looking I just kept riding.. The lighting is pretty poor so I cant really see them but they do look kinda familiar, a skinny brunette, and someone with alot of curly hair... Now where have I seen that before? Duh. The Division.. heh, that kinda funny... Not. I get a little closer "If I werent 3,000 miles away from LA and clinically insane I'd say that was Nancy and Lisa." I think... Finally I get right up too the, another dark section of walkway. I heard one of them laugh... AHH! IT IS LISA! AND NANCY! AHH! I was in so much shock I went right by and forgot all about the huge bump in the boredwalk and hit it and fall with the force of 3,000 tons of steel and it hurts... BAD... LIKE REALLY BAD. Stupid my wearing shorts, skinned my knee... No, I like cut it bad.

Me: AHH! OW! AHH! DAMNIT! *Nancy and lisa who happen too be close turn around and come over too me*
Nancy: Hey kid you alright.
Me: Uhh uhhm... y y y y yeah... *tries too get up and puts pressure on ankle* NO! AHH! PAIN! NOT OK!
Lisa: Why are you out so late?
Me: Uhhhhh... Something?
Nancy: Makes perfect sense.
Me: *and then it dawned on me Nancy McKeon and Lisa Vidal were standing next too me* OMG! Your... your... your... your...
Nancy: Nancy McKeon.
Me: And,.. and... and.... and...
Lisa: Lisa Vidal.
Me: YES YES YES YES! THAT IS YOU! OMG! AHHH! Its you!
Nancy: Yeah... Its us. Nice too meet you. *looks at my bleeding knee* In a way... Whats your name?
Me: Ummm... Umm... Ummm... WHat is my name... Ehhh.. Britt? No! Wrong person!... Ehm, Beyonce? NO! Diana? Thats closer? DINA! No... Wait...
Lisa: Is your name Dana?
Me: I think... How'd you know that!?
Nancy: Your shirt saud dana in big silver letters.
Me: It does? *looks at shirt* OH YEAH! It does..... heh..
Lisa: You better get home and fix up that knee... Where do you live?
Me: Ummm.... I forget... OH YEAH! That way *poits toward house* I DONT BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE REALLY HERE!
Nancy: *laughs* Come on.

They helped me too limp back too my hosue where I had them sign a curling iron, wall, hat, head, TV, Picture, Microwave, and Beer Bottle... And a refrigerator... And my arm.

THE END.

OK now you all make you're little scripts.... Doesnt have too b as long as mine! hehe

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~Dana Jinny Exstead~

Jinny: Oh yeah? Well try this, Go ta hell.

Jinny: IF you thiunk that I am going too stand here and listen too all of you talk about me... Your outta your damn Minds!

And Me: HAHA! You cant get rid of me that easily! I'll just keep comeing back! AAAAAAHAHAAAA!

Omg u used my name......thats hillarious....u couldnt remember ur name so u used mine! Like i said earlier, thanx.....i guess....lol

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I am a Jineddy! A Jineddy is a person who wants Jinny and Teddy to be together! Morganne is a Jinanybody and a Carby, but thats ER.

*People* Isnt that the craziest word u ever done heard? *LOL*

hehehe...

Yeah, well I live in a boring state...but anyway here it goes.

I'm sitting outside at my house house with my friend, Ali. (She watches TD!) And we are talking about the season finale of The Division. We go inside to get a bowl of ice cream, still talking about TD. "Hey Al, wouldn't it be funny if Tracey, Nancy and Lisa came walking up the street right now! I mean in Nebraska! That would be cool though." I talk to her, wishing that my dream would really happen!
"Yeah, that would be awesome!!!!"

We go back outside and start talking about whether Jinny will go to rehab or not. Then we see three people walking up the street. They look harmless, one was REALLY tall, then two of them were shorter. They looked familiar to us, but we didn't know who they were. My mom called me to take my dog, Teddy, for a walk so I go put my ice cream down and take my dog for a walk. Ali come's with me. We walk in the direction of three the three people. I look and my dog starts barking. I turn to Ali and say
"Hey Ali, I could swear those people look just like Tracey, Nancy, and Lisa. But we live in Nebraska, the most boring state on earth."
"Yeah Kate, they do look like them but it couldn't be, could it?"

As we continue barking my dog starts acting like a freak because he sees strangers. I walk closer and make Teddy sit and stay. I decide to cross the street so my dog'll shut up. As I turn I can make out the face of Lisa Vidal. I turn to Ali and she just stares at the three girls. My dog runs and jumps on Tracey and I scream at my dog.

Kate (me): TEDDY BEAR GET YOU LITTLE BUTT BACK OVER HERE!!!!!!

He comes and I look at the three.

Me: I'm so so so so you're you're you're you're
Tracey: I'm Tracey Needham
Me: Yeah, and you're you're you're!!!
Nancy: Nancy McKeon.
Me: Yeah, and you're you're you're!!!
Lisa: Lisa Vidal.

I can't stop looking
Ali: Hi, I'm Ali. I watch "The Division" ALL the time! I'm so obsessed. Oh and this is my best friend, Kate. Uh she's more than obsessed. She has every episode on tape and memorized. It's uh, kinda odd.

Me: Hi, I I don't believe I ACTUALLY get to meet you guys, especially in Nebraska! Just curious but where are Bonnie Bedelia and Lela Rochon Fuqua?
Tracey: Oh they stayed at the hotel, we came here because well, we really have no reason.

I invite them in, introduce them to my family, freak out, try to find out everything about the upcoming episodes of "The Division" and get to hang out with them for the rest of the time they're there. Plus get a lot of autographs!!

Well I have a beach house and a middle of f... stinkin (happy TJ!?) nowhere the last one was about my beach house now is my nowhere house (now this just tells you how bored I am)

Its 2PM at the rialto Movie theatre, waiting too get picked up by my mom.

Me: *singing too my own tune* Damn I'm bored oh so bored, oh I am so damn bored.
Woman: Excuse me umm... Bored girl...
Me: Mmm hmm?
Woman: Do you know where Vikki's Diner is? I'm supposed too meet someone there.
Dana: Ehh.. *points down street* That way.
Woman: Thanks. *walks off*
Me: *30 seconds later* HOLY CRAP! THAT WAS NANCY MCKEON!!! MUST GO TOO VIKKIS DINER! *runs down too Vikkis and runs in and sees a table with all the DIvision stars sitting at it.* (makes some noise like a squeaky gasp and stopps breathing... And eventially has too breath... Or scream) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! ITS THE DIVISION PEOPLE! ITS NANCY MCKEON! *grabbs waiter by shirt and shakes him back and fourth* YOU ARE SERVING THE MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD!!!
Waiter: Get off me please.
Me: *clears throaght* Umm, Sorry... OMG ITS YOU! *runs up too them* I dont like mean too harras you or anything... BUT.... but... but... but... AHHHHHH! Its you! ALL OF YOU! HAHA!
Nancy: Hey you're that... Bored girl right?
Me: YES!
Lisa: Nice too meet you.
Lela: Same here.
Bonnie: Hi.
Tracey: Hey. Whats your name.
Me: I.... I... CANT REMEMBER! *Sits down* Oh Dana you idiot, you cant even remember your own name!
Nancy: Is your name Dana?
Me: *gasps* YOU KNOW MY NAME! SHE KNOWS MY NAME!!! ITS A MIRICLE!
Nancy: You just said your name.
Me:........................... Oh.... *my mom storms in*
Mom: Have ya lost ya mind I've been lookin for ya forever! Where were ya.
Me: Tracey Lela Lisa Nancy Bonnie, Division people! HERE! AHHHHHHHHH! *points too them*
Mom: OMG!
Me: YES! YES YES YES! yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes! It is them! MWAHAHAAAAAA!
Mom: Dana now is not the time too MWAHAHA.
Dana: Sorry... SO Nancy wanna come too my house and sign stuff?
Nancy: Wel I really cant...
Me: *pulls her up* I knew ya would!
Nancy: But...
Me: Come on *pulls her out the door.*
Bonnie: Well I guess were going too Danas house...

So I drag them back they they sign pictures, soda cans, My TV, Me, My blue hair dye bottle, My radio, My VCR, my dog, my favorite pizza plate, My leather jacket (in silver cloth pens or whatever!) my leather pants, my leather high top sneakers, my leather boots, the other 3 pairof boots, my leather clogs, and my moms car, and my bros motorcycle and my go cart.... And my brittney spears CD, and my wall, and my cloor and my tapes, and my excersize bike, and my notecards, and everything.

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~Dana Jinny Exstead~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own.

"COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!*

Y'all are nutz! Dana, I'm gonna post here and then I'm gonna post on our fic! Anyway, here's mine...

(((Aja's House! That's a kewli patooties place.))) (Kenzie, Danielle, Monica, and Aja are lying on the floor watching TD at midnight.)
Monica: I'm sooooo bored!
Aja: Yeah, could we play murder in the dark?
Danielle and Me: Just a minute! I want to see what Magda says! (Laughs. Knock on the door.)
Zach: (Comes down stairs.) I'll get it!
Me: Never mind, Zach. It's a commercial. I'll get it. (Opens the door. It's raining BTW.)
Man: Excuse me, can I use your phone? Me and my friends are having car trouble and none of us thought to bring our cell phones. (Danielle stops mooning over Zach and leans against the door facing.) Kenzie, won't you introduce me to your friend?
Me: Yes, you can use the phone. But, it's midnight! Won't you and your friends stay here with us? Please? It's storming and you can't go anywhere anyway, right?
Man: Thank you! If it isn't too much ask, could we borrow a few towels? We're all soaking wet!
Me: Aja, can the nice man borrow a few towels? How many?
Man: Six. If it's no trouble...
Me: None at all! Aja, get the towels please! Won't you come in? (He gestures for his friends to join us and he steps into the light.)
Me: Excuse me, but you look awfully familiar. What's your name?
Man: (Pulls off his coat.) Jay Harrington.
Me: Oh... AHHHHHH! (Grabs Danielle by the shoulders.) Danielle, it's Jay Harrington! Look, it's Jay Harrington!!!!!!! (HIs friends walk in.) It's Jay Harrington (Turns around into a lady.) And you're extremely tall! Wait, a sec, if you're (Points.) Jay Harrington and you're on 'The Division' that mean that they're THE DIVISION CAST MEMBERS!!!!!! (Aja comes back with the towels.) Aja! I want those towels after you're done with them! DOn't even wash them!
Aja: (Is giving me really weird looks.) O... kay..., Kenzie... Here. (Hands the towels to them.)
Me: OMG!!!!!! It's Nancy McKeon!!!!!! And Lisa VIdal!!! And Tracey Needham!!!!! ANd Bonnie Bedelia!!!! And Lela Rochon Fuqua!!! Hi, I'm uh... um... ugh...
Lela: Kenzie?
Me: No, that's not it! Um.. it's...
Lisa: Kenzie?
Me: No! Um... uh...
Tracey: Kenzie?
Me: No, not that either... Um...
Bonnie: Kenzie?
Me: Nope! That's not it!
Nancy and Jay: Kenzie?
Me: What? I gotta show y'all somethin! (I pull Danielle out to the middle of the floor and we act out full scenes of the season finale. ANd they applaud when I'm done. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif)
Nancy: You know, we need some new characters on the show, would you be interested?
Danielle and Me: Yeah!
Me: I gotta show y'all somethin else! Pulls them all into Aja's bedroom and shows them all of the fic and then we go to Hollywood and become famous actresses that peeps remember all of their lives and y'all can say, you knew us when! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif *Breathe, Kenzie*)

I'm fine now

Sorry if that's a lil long!

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This is K the Off Topic Sidekick Trainee saying Good night, have a good morning, don't smoke, buckle up, drive safely, and always go off topic!

I cannot post my script...because I don't have one, because I dunno what I would say I would be so excited, LOL

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Mrs G: Jo, only twice in my life have I spoke in an arbitrary manner. Once when my ex-husband morgaged our home to pay the bookee and now, GET THE HECK OUT OF HERE OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY FRYING PAN!
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Lisa Whelchel is the coolest actress in the world. I admire her very much, and if I don't meet her soon I am gonna die!...~LOL Dana and Jeff...MARIA, the Bread Police, an me the melon-head! Oh yeah and we gotta fit Tucker in there somewhere....~
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Lisa Whelchel will forever be in my heart as the greatest actress who ever lived.
-Karli

*I hitch hike to CA, the dude that gives me a lift drops me off in a strange parking lot.* *I walk around, grumbling.. then I plop my butt on the hood of a nice, shiny, silver car, thinking* *somebody walks up from behind me*
Nancy: What's up?
Me: Nothing, just um, thinking.. *I turn around* You.. you.. you're.. you're Nan..cy.. Mc..
Nancy: McKeon
Me: Yeah! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek.gif *looks down* Uhh.. I'm sitting on your car?
Nancy: *laughs a little* Yep, that's my car.
Me: Aaaah! I'm sitting on Nancy McKeon's car! OMG! Oh.. I'm so sorry!
Nancy: It's ok *sits down beside me*
Me: Wow..
Nancy: *takes off her leather jacket* Whew, is it hot!
Me: Yeah, it is, isn't it? *eyes her jacket* Uhh.. do ya think I could have your jacket?
Nancy: *laughs* Sure!
Me: And could you sign it too?
Nancy: No prob. *pulls out a silver cloth pen and signs the inside*
Me: *takes off my jacket, and slips hers on, it fits perfectly.* (Which would never happen 'cause she's just too dang skinny!)
Nancy: Hey, could I have yours?
Me: http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek.gif Wow, sure! *hands it to her*
Nancy: Could you sign it?
Me: Sign it?! Yeah! *signs it in my best handwriting* (LoL) Umm, could I be in The Division? *grins*
Nancy: Yeah, we've been looking for some kids.
Me: Cool!! Could my friends be in it too?
Nancy: That'd be great! We need lots of kids.
Me: You sure you know what you're agreeing to? I have lots of friends!
Nancy: *laughs* We need kids for the school scene. We're gonna have a school shooting. Infact, I think you'd make a great shooter!
Me: Really? Wow..
*We get into her car, talking. She drives off*


LoL. I know this wouldn't really happen! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Okie dokie artichokie! Here's what I would want to happen...

It's midnight and I'm walking my pet monkey, Miss Chi-Chi Rodriguez, on a leash along the the dark streets of San Fransisco. Suddenly, Miss Chi-Chi Rodriguez gets loose and runs away like reeeeally fast down an alley.

Me: Miss Chi-Chi Rodriguez? Where are you?

I continue walking down the dark alley and stop whenever I hear a monkey squeal. It's coming from the dumpster!

Me: Oh my gawd!

I dive into the dumpster and dig through a smelly sea of trash until I reach the bottom. My jaw drops in astonishment at what I see. There Big Bird is, stabbing my monkey to death with a stick of string cheese!

Me: NOOOO! Don't you dare kill Miss Chi-Chi Rodriguez!

I jump on Big Bird and start strangling him. After several minutes, he's dead. I then crawl over to Miss Chi-Chi Rodriguez's limp, hairy body.

Me: *Sobbing* Oh my monkey! My beloved monkey! I loved you so much. WHY did you have to die?! WHY?! Why oh why did my monkey have to die?!

Suddenly, I hear this freaky, deep, bellowing voice coming from the sky up above.

Voice: Morganne.

Me: *Looking up at the sky* God, is that you?

Voice: No, this is Dr. Seuss and I command you to stop reading my books!

Me: Whatever.

Suddenly, I'm overcome with a feeling of fear that I will never again see my monkey and I quickly jump to my feet.

Me: HELP! HELP! I NEED A DOCTOR HERE!

Then, out of the shadows like a dream come true, Noah Wyle who plays Doctor John Truman Carter III on ER, comes running and he jumps into the dumpster with me.

Noah: I'm not a Doctor, but I play one on TV.

Me: Well you still might be able to help me.

Noah: Ok. What's the problem?

Me: My eye hurts like really bad. Ya mind taking a look?

Noah: Of course I don't mind.

He leans closely into my direction and as soon as I realize that I've got him exactly where I want him, I wrap my arms around his neck and pull him close to me and when my lips are about to touch his, I hear two familiar voices calling from the distance. I am so extremely upset that our kiss was interrupted and I whip my head around to see who's disturbing this wondeful moment. I am shocked whenever I see Nancy McKeon and Lela Rochon standing there.

Me: Y... you... you two are...

Nancy: Nancy McKeon?

Lela: Lela Rochon?

Me: Yeah!

Nancy: Who are you?

Me: I'm Morganne.

Lela: Nice to meet you. May I ask why you're standing in a dumpster in the middle of the night with your arms wrapped around Noah Wyle?

Me: Just take a look at him! Don't you want a piece of him?! Isn't he just the sexiest thing you have ever seen?!

Nancy and Lela: OoOoOo yeah!

Noah: *Blushing* Awww shucks!

I reluctantly back away from Noah, take his hand and pull him out of the dumpster. I can't believe that Nancy, Lela and Noah are all with me!

Nancy: Shouldn't you be at home?

Lela: Isn't it past your bedtime?

Me: Uh, no.

Nancy: Hey, why don't we all go to Anchorside? Drinks are on me!

Lela: Yeah!

Me: Sweet!

Noah: Sure!

Nancy: Beers all around?

Lela: Yeah!

Me: Sweet!

Noah: Sure!

Nancy: So that's four beers and one chocolate milk?

I don't like being treated like a child. One beer won't harm me. But hey, I just wanna hang out with these people!

Me: Ok, ok, ok.

We all begin walking until I realize that I forgot to do something. I stop and tightly clutch onto Noah's wrist.

Noah: What is it?

Nancy and Lela turn around and shoot me a questioning look.

Me: You two go ahead. We'll meet you guys there.

Nancy and Lela exchange a look, shrug and continue walking to Anchorside. When I see that they've disappeared into the darkness, I turn to Noah. He looks really confused. I grin, wrap my arms around his neck and pull him close to me. Closer and closer my face moves to his until I'm a mere inch away from his lips. I blink, smile brightly and move my face even more closer to his, taking up that little bit of space that was between us just a few seconds ago. I take a deep breath and then I...

THE END!!!!!!

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~* glitterbabie *~

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Carter: So... what do you, er, think about tonight?

Abby: I think it’s the least I could do... no-one should be alone after killing a clown.

Dave: You killed the clown?

Carter: No.

Abby: Didn’t save him.

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Carter: You know what? Stop it.

Abby: What?

Carter: Don’t talk to me about Luka. I’m not your girlfriend and I shouldn’t really even be here with you.

Abby: Why not?

Carter: (Pausing) Because I don’t want to wish bad things for you and Luka. And I don’t want to sit on the sidelines waiting for you two to break-up. (Pauses) And I don’t want to be your friend. (Smiles gently) It might be convenient for you but it isn’t doing much for me.

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Britt is a Jineddy and Dana is a JinMag. I'm a Carby and a Jinanybody!

*Me, Britt, and Dana are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators...You know who you are!*

[This message has been edited by glitterbabie (edited 08-07-2001).]

U r so lucky!!! noah Wyle!!!! hottie!


okay, here is mine!

*on a plane to Cal. and i am going to the bathroom when i notice a door. Adoor that says it leads to Extra First Class. Hmm...well, i walk in a look around. i see no one special. i see Julia Roberts, Bruce Springstein, Ricky Martain, Hally Barry..and .... and....*

Me: OMG, u r everything to me. My idol and role model. i wanted to die so the make a wish foundation would let u met me as my wish. u r my fav person in the whole world...*interupted*

Person: Im a cook!

ME: *i notice it is not nancy* Oh, *embassased*

*then i see her*

Me: EXplain what i said before and...i think ur the most beautiful person on earth and u changed my life. my dream has been forfille. i am ur biggest fan. ask me nething about u and i kn ow it! i love u. i am not gay, but ur so cool and i can't believe i am here! (REAL FAST)

Nancy: Aww, thats so sweet. Thank you!

ME: No, it is true!

Nancy: So, whats my biggest fans name?

Me: What ever u want it to be. i will be Morganne, Briteny, Kate, Kenzie, Dana...what ever u want!

Nancy: Ok, well, u tell me ur real name and i will tell u if i want to change it.

Me: Kerrin, my name is Kerrin

Nancy: I love it. Don't change it!

Flight Attendent: Miss. how did u get here?

Me: i walked. and did u know this is the best person in the whole world!!!!!!!????

Flight Attendent: Oh, well, i am pretty cool myself. *pulls off wig and it is Lisa Vidal*

Nancy: Lisa, u suprised me! U decided to come iwth me to visit my parents and brother?

LisA: Yes...*they hug*

Me: Me too! *join in the hug*

Nancy: ok? U cn come kid. Hey, why don't i adopt u?

Me: Yeah, gr8 idea. *hand her the forms already signed by my parents*

Nancy: Thanx. Now i am ur mother!

ME: This is so cool!

(We live happily as a family forever!!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

I know it will never happen but what a life?

MY TURN!!!!

>>I'm at school...in my English class when someone knocks on the door and opens it. I figure it's just one of the teachers or the secretary coming to make someone's day even more miserable. I don't look up. I just sit there and stare at my Grammar book when someone says something...

Nancy: I'm looking for a...Kaley Howell.

Without looking up I grab my stuff and walk to the door. Two people were standing there. Then it dawned on me.

Me: OH. MY. GAWD. *drops books* Do you know who you are?!?!?
Lisa: Yeah...I'm pretty sure we do!
Me: Y...y...y...y...y...y... NANCY McKEON!!!
Nancy: Yeah that's me.
Me: OMG your Lisa Vidal!!! *deep breaths* Why are you here?!
Lisa: We want you to star in the Division with us and Tracey and Bonnie.
(Long shot, I know. But this is what I want to happen so shut up.)
Kaley: *screams and walks up to my arch enemie, the bitch whore* Ahaha!!! I'm gonna be on TV and your not! *flips her off and goes to locker and gets handcuffs...*

I know it was stupid but I'm insane. What can I say?



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NaNcY rOx!

-Jinny

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are going to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon and Jay Harrington, and you're not. Ahahaha!

Jinny: If you think for one minute that I am gonna stand here and listen to all of you talk about me, your out of your damn minds.

Jinny: Oh, come on, folks, please, don't be shy. Apparently anyone is welcome to crap all over me tonight, so please, step right on up!

Check out my Nancy McKeon Supersite (http://www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon)!

I'll write another one...

At the Colorado... (Bar/club across the street on family night) Its REALLY crowded and since me and my bro are dancing around on the dance floor there are 2 empty seats at our table. And 2 women come over..

Lady#1: Excuse me can we sit here?
Mom: Well actually... *looks up* hey your the spanish on on that cop show.... And ur Jo!!!
Nancy: Well, Nancy McKeon and Lisa Vidal but yeah technically thats who we are...
Mom: yeah sit down when my daughter gets over here shes gonna flip... Or faint.
Lisa: Ok.. *sits down*

After I get finish dancing around I drag my small brother back too the table...

Dana(me): *snotty* Could Y'all explain too me why there are people in my chair!?!? *looks at people* A.... A.... Y... N.... L... V... M..... OMG!!!!!
Derek: Who are they???
Dana: Nancy McKeon and Lisa Vidal!!!
Derek: Lisa who???
Dana: *throws him over indoor mini fence onto dance floor* HUSH YOU EVIL HUMAN STINK BEAST!
Nancy: Uhhh...
Dana: Hi I'm dana, my brothers a totall jackass! And, I'm like ur biggest fan and I know I am cuz I am thats why I am!
Lisa: U know I think that may have made sense.
Dana: Of course it did! Sign my boots!!! *sticks foot up on table and has them sign it* On and one more thing...
Nancy: Whats that?
Daa: Did you ever read that fan fiction at sitcoms online about the 2 girls that handcuffed themselves too Jinny?
Lisa: yeah, a while ago.
Dana: *pulls out habdcuffs* I wrote it *evil laugh*
Nancy: Oh no....

And u can imagine the rest....



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~Dana Jinny Exstead~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own.

*Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!*

"COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!*

Okie dokie, me gonna write another!!! YAY!

I'm on vacation in chicago with my Aunt and Uncle, no sis no mom no dad! So my Aunt and little cousin Nick drag me out to this restaurant (SP) "Mars 2112" Okay so we get there and put our reservation in. We go and you have to ride this space ship thingy and so we ride it, get to "MARS" and get seated. I was looking around and right next to us were five people, they look familiar, but I just think that I'm seein things. I look one more time, and could SWEAR I saw Tracey Needham, the hair was the same, and when she talked she sounded like her. I'm just hearing things, I thought to myself then she said the name Nancy I jumped up and screamed. My Aunt gives me a look.

Me: AUNT SUE IT'S THE PEOPLE FROM THE DIVISION!
Aunt: Fine Kate, sit down and STOP screaming
Nick (lil cousin): What's THe DIvision?
Me: A TV show, now if you'll excuse me...

I walk over to the table and look...

Me: You guys are are are are you're you're...
Nancy: Nancy McKeon,
Me: and and and and
Lisa: Lisa Vidal,
Me: and and and adn
Tracey: Tracey Needham
Me: and and and and
Lela: Lela Rochon Fuqua,
Me: and and and and
Bonnie: Bonnie Bedelia
Me: YES AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH OMG!!!! I FINALLY GET TO MEET YOU GUYS!!!!
Tracey: Yeah, what's your name?
Me: Nikki, no that's not it, ummmm Sue, wait that's my aunt, ummmmm sara, wait that's my friend, Jacque, yeah that's it! no wait that's my sister. Oh yeah, my name's Kate. Yeah that's it, Kate. Oh and at that table are my Aunt Sue, and my little cousin Nick.
Nancy: Nice to meet you guys.
Me: I"M YOUR BIGGEST FAN EVER!!!!!!! ALL OF YA!! I HAVE EVERY EPISODE OF THE DIVISION ON TAPE!
Nick: Who are they?
Me: You little, you don't know who the greatest people on this earth are, geez I need to have one of those aliens beem you up. Any way...can I be on the show?
Lisa: Yeah well, we do need some kids. Sure what the heck!
Me: You gotta come to Nebraska with me when I go home, I'm just visiting. But my BEST BEST BEST friend Ali loves you guys, and so does my big sis Jacque! OMG!
Nancy: Okay.

Yeah so never gonna happen...but It's cool to wish!

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Lu: Patients don't speak Spanglish either. (From Strong Medicine)
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CD: Any second thoughts yet?
Angela: Not yet.
CD: Good, because I need all of you back, the 'kick a** take no prisoners' version. If there's anything less we need to talk. (From The Division)
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Jinny: He's a horse's a**, but he's got a point. (From The Division)
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I am considered a Billy Gilman, Jessica Andrews, The Division, Strong Medicine, and Reba McEntire Freak. In other words I only talk about those 5 things. BE PREPARED!!!

~~~Kate Hug-a-Tree~~~

(The Kate part is real, hug a tree's just my nick name at school and everywhere!)

PS If your teacher ever tells you to Hug-A-Tree, don't...that's how you get the nick name hug-a-tree!

ok guys... here's mine:

me and my friends, kate, dani, and erin are at the king of prussia mall just hanging out in Sam Goody. Kate is freaking out because they have a new CD for one of her favorite yet obscure groups/people. dani and erin are standing around making faces at each other, and I'm over near where the Dave Matthews Band cds are cause i have yet to get their new cd.

kate: look! jenn, look! i can't believe they have this! i've been looking for this everywhere!!!
me: cool, kate. buy it.
Kate: i don't have any money.
me: oooh.. that sucks. I'm gonna bye the new dmb cd.. finally!

I walk over to the section and find that there's ONE left... just as i reach for it, someone else does to, and i look up. There stands Nancy McKeon.. right next to me. Not only that her HAND is RIGHT next to mine. Inside I am freaking out, but I manage to stay semi-cool.

me:umm...
Nancy: oh, i'm sorry... i didn't know you wanted that cd too.
me: yeah.. well, i've been waiting to buy it when i had enough money...
Nancy: oh.. then you can have it. I'm sure they sell it other places.
me: yeah

Nancy starts to walk away, and i finally find something of a voice.

me: wait... aren't you.. nancy mckeon?

Nancy turns around and smiles because she's glad to be recognized.

Nancy: yeah, i am. what's your name?
me: jenn
Nancy: well, nice to meet you, jenn.

just then erin runs over and hides behind me and dani is chasing her (this really happens too.. lol)

erin: masta p! hide me! mother is mad!
me: um... mark...
erin: yes?
me: what did you do?
erin: nothing!

dani comes up and jumps and makes noise (again.. something that happens..lol) that scares erin and she screams, scaring me, and i scream.

Nancy: um.. uh... right. masta p? mark? mother?
me: oh.. yeah. my nickname is masta p for some odd reason. and erin here's nickname is mark for some odd reason. and dani here is erin's mother...
Nancy: lemme guess.. for some odd reason?
me: no.. because we're strange.

Nancy laughs and smiles.

Nancy: ok, well, nice to meet all of you.

Kate runs up to me, whining.
Kate: JEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNN.... PLEAAAAASEEEEE buy me the cd.. i PROMISE i'll pay you back!!!

Kate then notices there is a woman standing near her and looks at her, then turns to me.

Kate: Jenn, i SWEAR we are NOT on celebrity undercover. cross my heart and hope to.. well, no.. i don't like that saying.
me: okay... i'll buy the cd. (turns to nancy) hey, umm.. if it's not too much to ask, will you.. autograph something?
Nancy: of course!

Nancy then signs this random notebook i have with me, and we say goodbye. I'm floating and my friends are getting annoyed with me.

THE END

Hey, I know I've posted two already, I just have another idea! Which is really DUMB!! but hey who cares!

I'm at church with my music director, Mark, when five people walk into the room, I'm too busy practicing my solo to notice, but I do hear mark telling them 1 minute. I finish up and he crituques me.

Mark: Hi, can I help you five?
Lady1: Is this Kate Berret*?
Me: Yeah, I"m Kate, why? WAIT, YOUR TRACEY NEEDHAM AND NANCY MCKEON, AND LISA VIDAL, AND LELA ROCHON FUQUA, AND BONNIE BEDELIA! AHHHH I HAVE EVERY SHOW ON TAPE AND MEMORIZED!!!!! AHHHHH I LOVE YOU GUYS!!! In a good way of course.
Tracey: yeah, well...we got a demo tape sent in of you performing a monologue. And well our producers and all of us were very VERY impressed...well we were wondering if you would like to join the case of "The Division."? And after hearing that voice...well maybe even get you a singing part at some point in time.
Me: ARE YOU SERIOUS???? I gotta ask my mom first, and could it wait til after sunday? That's my big solo at church.
Lisa: Yeah, We're gonna be here about a week. We, at least I would like to see you perform in church.
Me: THanks.

So we spent a bunch of time together and had them sign everything...they saw my performance at church, then I become a actress and singer.

*Last name changed for privacy purposes.

Okay here's my story

I just woke up at about 10 o'clock in the morning. I quickly do the regular, brush teeth, comb hair blah blah blah. I notice my mom's already gone fore work and ym babysister's probably at her baby-sitters

Then the doorbell rings
I walk slowly to get it. I open the door and this lady with sunglasses on is standing there.

Lisa ( me )- are u trying to sell something, b.c if u r we aren't interested. Sorry!

Lady- Umm actually I"m here to see Lisa.

me - that' me!

Lady takes off sunglasses.

me- AHHHHHHHH OMG! Ur nancy mckeon, my all time fav actress and idol for life! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Nancy- hi how are you?

Me- F f f f f what's that word- o yea fine! Oh yea where's my manneres? u?

Nancy- I'm fine.

Lisa- how'd you knwo about me and where I live.

Nancy- well my seceratary said some girl names Lisa wrote me about 15323525235 letters and they all just about said they same thing- you would kill to meet me. So I thought I'd save you a jail sentence and find you my self.

Me- you're really NANCY?! AHHHHHHHh I"M SOOO HAPPY. O BTW come in.

Nancy walks in the door and sits down on the couch.

I bring her into my room and she signs some things of mine.

Then I intvite her to lunch and blah blah blah blah.

Then we become best friends and she adopts me!!!!!!!

I KNWO THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN, but hey a girl can dream!

Here’s my story:
I was at Allison’s house and we were riding our scooters down the street, when this limo drove up.
Person in the limo: Excuse me, can you tell me how to get to the Carousel Mall?
Me: Well, you’re really far away from here. Why don’t you stop and then stay with Allison and I for awhile? Then you can go and we’ll tell you how to get there.
Person: Well, OK. Maybe I will stay for a little while.
The person gets out of the limo and it’s…… Bonnie Bedelia!!!!!!
Me: Oh my God, you’re….. you’re….. B-b-b-…
Bonnie: Bonnie Bedelia.
Allison: Who’s Bonnie Bedelia?
Me: Who’s Bonnie Bedelia? Who is she????? She’s the best person to walk this earth, that’s who she is!!!!!!! She’s my favorite on The Division!!!!
Bonnie: Who are you girls?
Me: I’m Jackie! No, no, I’m…… Docciana! No, that’s not it. I’m…… Allison! Yeah, that’s it!
Allison: No, I’M Allison. She’s Joyce.
Me: I am? Oh, that’s right, I am! But people don’t always call me Joyce. Sometimes they call me by my middle name, which is Kaitlyn!
Bonnie: Really? Just like my character?
Me: Yup!!!!! Will you come to my house and sign things?
Bonnie: Sure!
So Bonnie comes to my house and signs my door, my wall, my computer, my VCR, my TV, my N64, my shirt I’m wearing, my tapes of TD, my older sister, my school stuff, my mom’s car, my sister’s friend’s car, my shoes, my game boy, my CD player, my pictures from TD, and me. Then Bonnie and I get back to her limo and we go to the Carousel Mall. When we get there, there are 3 other limos and in them is Tracey Needham, Lela Rochon Fuqua, and Nancy McKeon!!!!!!!
Bonnie: Hey, guys. This is Joyce. She’s going to be coming with us.
Lela, Nancy, and Tracey: OK!
Me: Where’s Lisa Vidal?
Nancy: She had to go shoot a movie. Sorry she couldn’t be here.
So then we all go shopping and then Bonnie and I become best friends and she adopts me and my best friend Jackie (even though Jackie has never seen TD, she likes FOL).
OK THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN IS A MILLION YEARS BUT I CAN DREAM, CAN’T I????????


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Jack: "This is a job for the man of the house."
Janet: "I did not kiss Larry!"
Chrissy: "Snort snort."
Mr. Roper: "Not tonight Helen, I got a headache."
Mrs. Roper: "Not tonight. That would be a good title for my autobiagraphy."
Mr. Furley: "Once a tippytoes, always a tippytoes."
Cindy: "I guess I messed things up, huh?"
Terri: "Janet? Shut up and get married."
KEC JNS
p.s. I'M PETER LORRY!
UP YOUR ZIGGY W/ A WA-WA BRUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!