Wanna play? I'll start.



What was the name of the little puppy that Sgt. Carter bought Bunny?

Bugs



What surprise did Carter find his locker?

Empty


Who ran away from home to visit gomer in the Marines?

Aunt Bee's crazy grand step-daughter Carlotta Tendant

What amazing talent does the USMC discover that Gomer has?

He's great at Hoola Hoop.


What was sent to Gomer that didn't belong too him, that he had a hard time returning?

a wife



How did Gomer end up in Rome?

He rode a scooter while sleep walking.


What was Gomer looking to buy while in Rome?

A Roman Noodle



Who was trapped in the airplane's bathroom with Gomer?

Miss. Piggy


Gomer lost his friends Wedding ring in what kind of food?

Chili



Why did Gomer have his MP armband on upside down?

Because he was standing on his head when he put it on.

What did Gomer eat that made him walk in his sleep?

Mexican jumping beans LOL

What expression does Gomer say when he's surprised by something?

Whoa Mama!





Who does Gomer's date remind him of, when she gets mad?

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Sgt. Carter


What did Gomer win that Sgt. Carter wanted a piece of?

a jigsaw puzzle



What did the sarge like to do on a Saturday night?

Go double-dating with Gomer.


What part of the obstacle course was hard for Gomer ?

Go double-dating with Gomer.


What part of the obstacle course was hard for Gomer ?

None of them. Gomer was the best in the Platoon.

Who was the bully that liked to pick on Gomer?

The Chaplin, he thought Gomer was possessed




How was Gomer in the dancing department?

Not very good, It looked like someone put an ice cube down his pants.


How was Sgt. Carter in the Dancin Department? :lol:

Put some taps on his shoes & he was another Gene Kelly




What did Gomer & the Sarge have to order at the restaurant because their dates ordered so much?

Crackers and Water to share.

What did the Platoon buy Sgt. Carter for his 35th Birthday?

a new personality LOL!

Does anyone from Mayberry come to visit Gomer?

Ernest T Bass & his rocks




How did he get along with the Sarge?

They were best buddys, even had a couple sleep overs together.


What did Sgt. Carter do when he thought Gomer might be dying?

bought him a casket & cemetary plot



Why does the baby stop crying whenever the sarge is around?

Because Carter holds him in a choke hold to keep him quiet.

What did Gomer do when Carter told him he didn't earn his salary?

He brought in another part-time recruit to help him earn it.




What happened to the Sarge's beautiful car?

It won the Cutest Car Contest of 1964.

Why did Sgt. Carter call Gomer a lame brain knucklehead?

That was an term of endearment the sarge used for all his smart recruits.




What type of relationship did the sarge have with Hacker?

Best of friends. They spent many nights in Hackers apartment, laughing, watching reruns of Leave It To Beaver, eating Popcorn and drinking Root Beer.

What did Hacker do when he found out Carter and Gomer cut up all his Watermelons?

He had Gomer & the sarge make watermelon soup out of them.



What does Carter see in the upstairs of his mother's house that frightens him?

a mouse

What did Gomer get, that Lou Ann wasn't very happy with?

a new girlfriend named Ruta Lee



What does Gomer keep in his pocket for luck?

A picture of Sgt. Carter.

What did Gomer do to Carter's car to keep him from driving it?

He hid it in Sgt. Hackers mess hall.


What type of movies does Gomer usually want to see?

Those Army hygiene films.


What kind of item did Gomer stitch in the sewing club ?

a cloth cover for the Sarge's convertible



Why did Gomer have a skunk following him around the base?

Because apparently he didn't see enough of those hygiene films !


What is surprising about Carter's daughter ?

That she's actually bigger than the Sarge.



What name did the Sarge's daughter go by?

Hanoi Hannah, being the traitor that she was.


Why did Gomer sneak a girl into the compound ?

He thought the girl could give Sgt. Hacker some cooking tips.



How does the Sarge's car end up parked under a wrecking ball?

Gomer thought it was a good shady spot to keep the car cool.


Why did Gomer apply for a transfer to another place ?

He was getting tired of taking all those general's daughters on dates.



What did Gomer usually end up doing on these dates?

Taking a roll in the hay with 'em.:lol:

What did Gomer rename the dog he was training?

Miss Lulubelle Cumberbund but everyone except Gomer called her Lulu for short.

Why is Sgt. Carter always yelling at Gomer?

His personnel report stated that Gomer had a hearing disability.

What was wrong with the way Gomer & his new buddies paited the truck ?

They painted it "Zebra Stripes" which made the truck look too fat.



What type of people were Gomer's new painting buddies?

just a bunch of wild of crazy guys from the Checkoslovakian ward of that wild and crazy city Raleigh, NC!


Who was Bunny?

The head beautician at the local hare-salon !!!!!!!!!

What always happened when Bunny pressed Carter for a more serious relationship ?

^lol!!

He'd take her over to his wife's house.


Why did Hannah (the dragon lady) kiss Gomer but not the sarge?

Because Carter had bad breath.

What did Gomer win that Carter wanted to be a part of?

Two Tickets to an All-Night Horror Movie Marathon



Who did Gomer actually take with him?

The skunk.


Sgt. Carter bets the other sargeant, that Gomer can do what better than anyone else on the base ?

car sit



Why does Gomer always get picked to escort the beautiful ladies around the base?

Because all the other guys on the base were....you know..........



What does Carter worry about on his birthday ?

Whether Sgt. Hacker was going to fix him Angel Food or Devils Food cake.



What kind of present does Carter get for his birthday?

Bunny in a bunny suit.


Why did Gomer not accept his pay ?

Because he still owed Carter money on the parking ticket he got when parking in that construction area.



Why does Carter always yell "I Can't Hear You"?

Because he was too cheap to put a new battery in his hearing aid.

What were the crooks stealing from the base, that Gomer helped to catch ?

Rocks which they mistook for diamonds.



What did Gomer dream was in the barricks?

A whole panty full of Aunt Bee's special watermelon custard pies

What's the name of Sgt. Carter's girlfriend?

Hanna also known as the dragon lady


What does Hanna do when someone tries to kiss her?

Gives them a real wicked sun tan

What expression does Gomer say when he's dumbfounded?

what the heck



Why does Gomer take an ax & bust in the hotel room door?

Because he didn't have a Scout Knife!

Who was Limley Gilbert?

The bartender at the Officer's Club


Where does Sgt. Hacker spend most of his days?

Rehearsing for his role as Hacker on PBS Cyberkids.

What was Dukes favorite thing to do on a weekend pass?

Hang out with the Hells Angels at the Rolling Stones concert

Why didnt Gomer ever wind up in Vietnam?

He kept getting thrown off the ship before he could ever get there.



What happens to the raft every time Gomer tries to get in it?

He lands on another Marines head and causes a concusion and sprains his ankle.

What color were SGT. Carter's white boxer shorts?

lol! Hot Pink


What was wrong with the sarge's hearing?

Sgt. Carter had supersonic hearing and he could hear everything being said about him.

Who was better looking, Cpl. Boyel or Cpl. Slater?

Slater


What animal follows Gomer around the base?

Gila Monster.

What did Gomer do to discourage the young girl who had a crush on him?

He told her he was gay.


What did Carter get stuck on his foot?

a bayonet



What happens when Gomer joins a dance studio?

Carter kicks him out of the Marines.

What happened to Carter at the big football game?

he became the new team mascot

Where was Gomer posted?

Gomer was posted at the end the football field holding his arms up because the new team mascot had knocked down the goal post.

Who won the game?

They had to call the game because Gomer was so goofy, the players couldn't stop laughing at him and concentrate on the game.


What did Gomer win that Carter wanted to go in half on?

a Go-Go Club on Sunset Strip



Why does the Colonel always seem to pick Gomer to be a guest escort?

Because Gomer knows all the ladies of the evening, who take a shine to his goofy boyish charm Gaaaaalleeeeeee!!!


Why is Bunny always fighting with Vince?

She wants him to save his money & stop taking her to all those fancy places & buying her all those expensive gifts.


What does Vince buy from friendly Freddy & then give to Bunny?

A teeny weeny little itty bitty yellow polka-dot bikini.


What did Vince Carter miss out on, when he & Gomer had to help a woman drive her & her sick baby around ?

The grand opening of the new gay bar for non-com's only.

What did Gomer do with the "ill-gotten gain" that poured from the pay telephone?

He took the gang for a wild night on the town, paying everyone in change along the way.

What did the gang try to sneak out of the camp, in a locker ?

Gomer's skunk



Who is LouAnn?

Gomer's female alter ego

Where was Gomer posted?

On the bulletin board near the barracks.

What happened to the skunk at the end ?

He was served in the officers mess with cranberry sauce and mashed potatoes

Were the privates upset that they didnt get any of the meal?

Yes, they really wanted their tomato juice but the skunk drank it all

Who is Bunny?