View Full Version : TJL For Governor Of New York


TJL
03-12-2008, 05:07 AM
It's time for change.

Change is Good...

We need change....

Change...

TJL
03-12-2008, 05:10 AM
How much change? Lots of change.

Tons of change.

A whole lot of change.

Change.

TJL
03-12-2008, 05:12 AM
Yes, change. Lots of change.

A ton of change. A mess of change.

Enough change to make you realize there was a lot of change.

Change.

TJL
03-12-2008, 05:19 AM
I like change. Do you like change?

If you don't, then you suck.

Change.....

TJL
03-12-2008, 05:20 AM
You know what? I don't now that blonde girl.

Never met her.

Honest.

How about change? You like that ****?

Cool.

TJL
03-12-2008, 05:23 AM
Seriously, about the whole change thing...

I'm totally for that.

TJL
03-12-2008, 05:27 AM
Whoa Whoa Whoa wait a minute...

Is that the Big Bang Theory chick?

Seriously, I don't know her.

Okay, I met her at a party in L.A.

We exchanged a few text messages.

I mean really, if she gave you her number, you wouldn't text her?

Dude, look at her!

Change....

TJL
03-12-2008, 05:32 AM
Seriously, about the change...

We're okay, right?

Who doesn't like change?

TJL
03-12-2008, 05:35 AM
Okay, I totally did her.

Who wouldn't?

Yeah, I hit that.

MMMM.. that was good.

Oh yeah, like you're so freaking high and mighty.

Blah blah change blah blah....

She still calls me.

TJL
03-12-2008, 06:04 AM
TJL For Governor Of New York!

He likes change!

And blonde girls.

But he's all about that change thing first.

And he will never pay 5 grand for a hooker!

Wait, sorry, they like to be known as "call girls."

Or "lobbyists."

Thank you! I'm here all week!

;)

Mikado
03-12-2008, 03:17 PM
VOTE FOR MIKADO....AND REAL CHANGE!!!!! Mikado, the only real choice, for change!

LuLu Rogers
03-12-2008, 03:27 PM
How much change? Lots of change.

Tons of change.

A whole lot of change.

Change.

:rotflmao: :brent

Ireneparalegal
03-12-2008, 04:15 PM
:rofl: :brent

Where do I vote?

Mikado
03-12-2008, 05:44 PM
:rofl: :brent

Where do I vote?
VVVVVV

Courtnee
03-12-2008, 05:49 PM
:rofl:

dlemond
03-12-2008, 06:08 PM
TJL For Governor Of New York!

He likes change!

And blonde girls.

But he's all about that change thing first.

And he will never pay 5 grand for a hooker!

Wait, sorry, they like to be known as "call girls."

Or "lobbyists."

Thank you! I'm here all week!

;)

Sir, I can not vote for someone who is shy about their whoring, fondness of whores, or abhors paying for whores.


It's all just so whoribble.

Mikado
03-12-2008, 06:13 PM
^^^:lol:^^^

Fleet
03-12-2008, 06:14 PM
It's time for change.

Change is Good...

We need change....

Change...
Okay, send me some chocolate and you have my vote. :)

TJL
03-12-2008, 07:39 PM
Sir, I can not vote for someone who is shy about their whoring, fondness of whores, or abhors paying for whores.


It's all just so whoribble.

I'm TJL and I approve of this message.

;)

LuLu Rogers
03-12-2008, 07:52 PM
Sir, I can not vote for someone who is shy about their whoring, fondness of whores, or abhors paying for whores.


It's all just so whoribble.


:lol:

Janice
03-14-2008, 04:39 AM
Change. That's a bold and aggressive strategy, but does Obama know that you're using his campaign slogan? If his lawyers contact yours, will you "change" it? lol.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2169/1926375180_121f80d627.jpg

TJL
03-14-2008, 07:58 AM
Change. That's a bold and aggressive strategy, but does Obama know that you're using his campaign slogan? If his lawyers contact yours, will you "change" it? lol.


Wait, did I say change?

I meant to say chains.

Yes, we need chains to hold the nations pendants and to keep our trucker wallets in our back pockets!

Chains!

;)

Janice
03-14-2008, 03:56 PM
Wait, did I say change?

I meant to say chains.

Yes, we need chains to hold the nations pendants and to keep our trucker wallets in our back pockets!

Chains!

;)
You're quick. You'll make a great politician. If I could vote for you, I would. ;)

Mikado
03-14-2008, 05:39 PM
Mikado, he's practically a Buffalonian!
IT'S NOT FAIR.....I feel that I am unjustly losing in this race for the NY Govenorship, simply because I don't live in NY state (Or in the USA, for that matter), it is DISCRIMINATION! The truth is, despite this handicap, I feel as if I am qualified for the huge task ahead! I have offered more and BETTER change than my worthy opponent ,and i can match him chain for chain: I have a chain on my bike, my dog, a chain on my suitcase and a chain of broken hearts (Although, I have never chain smoked!) The truth is, I can see NY state at SEVERAL points along both the Niagara River and Lake Erie with no more than a 30 min drive from my home; and, if you ask nicely, I may even cross the border, over to Buffalo to see a few Sabres hockey games.......and root for the other team, GO HABS!
So people of Buffalo and Western NY, think of me as one of your own, TJL can't see you from HIS home, can he? VOTE MIKADO, HE'S PRACTICALLY A NEW YORKER!
I am Mikado, and I don't really care about this message!

Sponsored by the commitee to whine and moan about everything

vvvv MIKADO, HE FEELS YOUR PAIN vvvv

Ireneparalegal
03-14-2008, 09:39 PM
This thread is hilarious. :lol:

TJL
03-15-2008, 04:26 AM
This thread is hilarious. :lol:

Irene is hilarious for chains!

Honest, serious, down home chains!

The kind of chains only TJL can deliver.

Chains that will link our shattered Nation together!

Chains that will keep our borders safe from those dirty nasty Canadians with their French language and the Bryan Adams music!

Chains that will lock our bikes and keep our chandeliers over our heads!

Chains that keep our public pools secured, so the local teenagers don't hang around and loiter and smoke pot and do that skateboard stuff they do...

Chains for a better America!

Scoobiedoo30
03-15-2008, 01:20 PM
I would Vote for you

Cactus Jack
03-15-2008, 01:27 PM
Irene is hilarious for chains!

Honest, serious, down home chains!

The kind of chains only TJL can deliver.

Chains that will link our shattered Nation together!

Chains that will keep our borders safe from those dirty nasty Canadians with their French language and the Bryan Adams music!

Chains that will lock our bikes and keep our chandeliers over our heads!

Chains that keep our public pools secured, so the local teenagers don't hang around and loiter and smoke pot and do that skateboard stuff they do...

Chains for a better America!LOL