In detail, please. Tell us, to the best of your memory, when Patty first caught your eye. Was it love at first sight, or did it grow over time? :eyes:

Besides Patty's stunning looks, there had to be more to it. There are plenty of beautiful women in Hollywood. What made Patty stand out the most? Have you ever felt this way about another female celebrity before? :heart:

Details, details....

^ That's right, Irene. No appeasing us with four sentences. I want to hear it ALL. :D

Got that right. EVERY LITTLE BITTY DETAIL...I want it all!!!! I am the Rona Barrett of the Projects! :lol:

Well, Brian hasn't posted in a while. Let's hope he's typing his fingers to the bone. :typing:

We can always hit him up with 100 questions if he skimps on the answer, lol.

I am the Rona Barrett of the Projects! :lol:
You're showing our age. :lol:

You're showing our age. :lol:
:lol: Yeah, and if Brian doesn't hurry up and tell us, I will die from old age. :lol:

I LOVE this thread topic! :lol:

It's really hard to pinpoint how or when it started. I watched a few episodes of Everybody Loves Raymond and noticed that my wife had a few of Debra Barone's character traits. She really started to remind me of my wife only less "bitchy." LOL

I started looking into Patricia and found a few things that really turned me on to her completely.

1. She is a religious person

2. She is a Republican

3. She is a fellow Pieces


All that, plus, she is a MILF! lol

Like the Andrea True Connection songs says, "More more more..." :lol:


What else Brian? Tell me more...LOL What other female crushes have you had?

Like the Andrea True Connection songs says, "More more more..." :lol:


What else Brian? Tell me more...LOL What other female crushes have you had?

Well, I use to have the hots for Jennifer Beals as a youngster. It was the Flashdance movie that made me fall for her.

I also have a thing for Spanish Soap star Niurka Marcos. :eyes:

Well, I use to have the hots for Jennifer Beals as a youngster. It was the Flashdance movie that made me fall for her.

I also have a thing for Spanish Soap star Niurka Marcos. :eyes:
Interesting. You really love the brunettes. :cool: Patricia is so very beautiful and she seems to keep her man happy. ;) You got excellent taste Brian!

Interesting. You really love the brunettes. :cool: Patricia is so very beautiful and she seems to keep her man happy. ;) You got excellent taste Brian!


Thanks, I really love her values as a person. I not only think she is hot, but I can respect her. I can't say that about a lot of Hollywood starletts.

She also has been completely honest about the "work" she had done on herself. A lot of Hollywood is so vain about stuff like that.

Typical guy answer. Looks like it's Q&A time, Irene. :lol:

Brian, about how much time elapsed from you liking Patty to where you are now, in how you feel?

Does your wife know how deep your, shall we say, affection, for Patty goes? :lol:

C'mon Brian...:lol:

Does Patricia's style of clothes appease you? If so, which ones do you like more?

What is it that your wife knows abt your love for Patty?

Have you shown your wife your avatars of Patty?

Does the fact that Patty is married with children make her even more fascinating? What if the lady were single with no kids?

Typical guy answer. Looks like it's Q&A time, Irene. :lol:

Brian, about how much time elapsed from you liking Patty to where you are now, in how you feel?

Does your wife know how deep your, shall we say, affection, for Patty goes? :lol:


1. Not quite sure if I understand the question fully, but I seem to adore Patricia more and more as I read up on her.

2. YES, she knows all about Patty and my affection for her. lol She has her own how shall we say, "affection" for Matt Dillon. :lol:

C'mon Brian...:lol:

Does Patricia's style of clothes appease you? If so, which ones do you like more?

What is it that your wife knows abt your love for Patty?

Have you shown your wife your avatars of Patty?

Does the fact that Patty is married with children make her even more fascinating? What if the lady were single with no kids?

1. I looooove the way Patricia dresses. She is not afraid to show off her body at the age of 50. I admire that. The purple emmy dress, is my personal favorite. :eyes:

2. She knows that my affection runs deep, we even kid, that if I am allowed one affair, it'll be with Patty. lol

3. Yes, she knows all about SO and my Patty pics. We share the same computer and I have hundreds of different Patty pics on here. lol

1. I looooove the way Patricia dresses. She is not afraid to show off her body at the age of 50. I admire that. The purple emmy dress, is my personal favorite. :eyes:

2. She knows that my affection runs deep, we even kid, that if I am allowed one affair, it'll be with Patty. lol

3. Yes, she knows all about SO and my Patty pics. We share the same computer and I have hundreds of different Patty pics on here. lol



The way you feel about patty is how I feel about Regina from the "Steve harvey show" Just stunning-lol Patty is very attractive. I'm about to research and see how far she goes back

YES, she knows all about Patty and my affection for her. lol She has her own how shall we say, "affection" for Matt Dillon. :lol:
That could make for some interesting "role playing". ;)

More questions. :)


Does a day go by that you don't think of Patty?
Have you ever written to, or tried to contact Patty?
Which role do you like Patty the best in, Debra Barone or Kelly Carr?
Have you seen all, most or not much of Patty's acting work?
Do you like Patty as a brunette or with lighter hair?
Are you aware that you and Patty have birthdays close together? She was born on March 4th, and as you are well aware, lol, your birthday is March 9th.
I know you're a huge Seinfeld fan. Did you know that Patty auditioned for the role of Elaine? Do you wish she got the role?

The way you feel about patty is how I feel about Regina from the "Steve harvey show" Just stunning-lol Patty is very attractive. I'm about to research and see how far she goes back
Regina is gorgeous. What a figure.

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Had you ever felt like this abt any other female celebrity? If so, who?



Do your friends and/or co-workers know abt your admiration/love for Patty?

That could make for some interesting "role playing". ;)

More questions. :)


Does a day go by that you don't think of Patty?
Have you ever written to, or tried to contact Patty?
Which role do you like Patty the best in, Debra Barone or Kelly Carr?
Have you seen all, most or not much of Patty's acting work?
Do you like Patty as a brunette or with lighter hair?
Are you aware that you and Patty have birthdays close together? She was born on March 4th, and as you are well aware, lol, your birthday is March 9th.
I know you're a huge Seinfeld fan. Did you know that Patty auditioned for the role of Elaine? Do you wish she got the role?

No! :lol:
No, and I don't think I ever will
That's a very good question. I really haven't seen enough of Kelly Carr yet, so my vote goes for Debra.
No, I have been wanting to see Patty in the remake to "The Good Girl."
YES!!! I Love that fact!
Yes and it is hard to say, because Julia Louise Dreyfuss did such a fabulous job with her.

Had you ever felt like this abt any other female celebrity? If so, who?



Do your friends and/or co-workers know abt your admiration/love for Patty?


No, not this strongly. lol

Yes, not all, but a few. Just ask Mike (mriggles) lol

When Debra Barone acted real bitchy, was that a turn on? ;)

Okay, I'll ask the burning question that's on everyone's mind. When you're with your wife, romantically, do you ever think fantasize about Patty?

In the interest of full disclosure, my husband might has well of been wearing a Brad Pitt mask sometimes. :lol:


:seeya:

Okay, I'll ask the burning question that's on everyone's mind. When you're with your wife, romantically, do you ever think fantasize about Patty?

In the interest of full disclosure, my husband might has well of been wearing a Brad Pitt mask sometimes. :lol:


:seeya:
:rofl: You said what I was thinking but didn't want to post!!! :lol:

Ooooooo, Brad Pitt huh? You naughty naughty girl. ;) :D If I squint my eyes, I swear my boyfriend is John Travolta. ;)

When Debra Barone acted real bitchy, was that a turn on? ;)


Hell Yes!!!

:rofl: You said what I was thinking but didn't want to post!!! :lol:

Ooooooo, Brad Pitt huh? You naughty naughty girl. ;) :D If I squint my eyes, I swear my boyfriend is John Travolta. ;)
Brad Pitt, my high school boyfriend, the hunky mailman we had a few years ago, doesn't matter. The trick is to say the right name, whether whispering or being a little louder. :lol:

Brad Pitt, my high school boyfriend, the hunky mailman we had a few years ago, doesn't matter. The trick is to say the right name, whether whispering or being a little louder. :lol:
OMG!!!!!!!!! :brent Thank God I am not drinking anything here at the computer. :lol:

That's why you got to say, "Ohhhhh baby." No names. :cool: :lol:

OMG!!!!!!!!! :brent Thank God I am not drinking anything here at the computer. :lol:

That's why you got to say, "Ohhhhh baby." No names. :cool: :lol:
So, that's the secret. Got it! :grineyes:

No names. No names. No names.

So, that's the secret. Got it! :grineyes:

No names. No names. No names.
;) :D You got it!

Now, c'mon Brian, don't leave us hanging here like a couple of hanging plants.

Patricia Heaton-- What's not to like? She's attractive, a great actress and made Everbody Loves Raymond rock. She did a great job w Debra.

( I loved the way Debra never took any crap from anybody. Frank may huff and puff, but whenever Debra stands up to him he backs down. And Deb's SMART too. Like when she puts out the fire in the kitchen--if she hadn't been there the house would have burnt down. )

Okay, I'll ask the burning question that's on everyone's mind. When you're with your wife, romantically, do you ever think fantasize about Patty?

In the interest of full disclosure, my husband might has well of been wearing a Brad Pitt mask sometimes. :lol:


:seeya:


Ha Ha! In all 100% honesty, I never have. Honestly,if it isn't somebody I can attain in real life, I can't come to a satisfying conclusion. (If you get my drift) ;) :lol:

Patricia Heaton-- What's not to like? She's attractive, a great actress and made Everbody Loves Raymond rock. She did a great job w Debra.

( I loved the way Debra never took any crap from anybody. Frank may huff and puff, but whenever Debra stands up to him he backs down. And Deb's SMART too. Like when she puts out the fire in the kitchen--if she hadn't been there the house would have burnt down. )

Definitely, I always appreciate a strong minded woman.

Ha Ha! In all 100% honesty, I never have. Honestly,if it isn't somebody I can attain in real life, I can't come to a satisfying conclusion. (If you get my drift) ;) :lol:
:grineyes: I got ya!:lol:

:grineyes: I got ya!:lol:


Do ya really? :D ;) :grineyes:

Do ya really? :D ;) :grineyes:
Always. :cool: :D

Always. :cool: :D


:D :blush:

Patricia Heaton-- What's not to like? She's attractive, a great actress and made Everbody Loves Raymond rock. She did a great job w Debra.

( I loved the way Debra never took any crap from anybody. Frank may huff and puff, but whenever Debra stands up to him he backs down. And Deb's SMART too. Like when she puts out the fire in the kitchen--if she hadn't been there the house would have burnt down. )
I agree. There are just a few moments where I felt she went a tad overboard, but really after looking at what she had to put up with, she really put her foot down and wasn't afraid of speaking her mind. Like me. ;) I think many people find a strong-minded woman a "bitch" and too strong for her own good, but I prefer a person (man or woman) who can speak their mind and not put up with something they don't like.

Raymond was like having another child around the house to Debra. Poor Debra, I know how she feels. :lol:

Well said about the Debra character. She had to put up a lot with Ray and his parents. She had every right to be bitchy.

As for Patricia herself, I still stand by what I said, no hanky panky with her in mind...but I am willing to try. :lol:

Well said about the Debra character. She had to put up a lot with Ray and his parents. She had every right to be bitchy.

As for Patricia herself, I still stand by what I said, no hanky panky with her in mind...but I am willing to try. :lol:
:lol: Oh I am sure hanky panky is more than on your mind. ;) Have you ever tried role playing with the wife dear? Patty vs. Matt (Dillon) :grineyes:

:lol: Oh I am sure hanky panky is more than on your mind. ;) Have you ever tried role playing with the wife dear? Patty vs. Matt (Dillon) :grineyes:
Irene, you're a dirty girl. That's why I love ya. Something tells me there's not much we can teach Brian, if you know what I mean. My husband's wondering why I bought him a pair of black thick-rimmed glasses, a long microphone and told him to put his tux on (see avatar) . :lol:

Irene, you're a dirty girl. That's why I love ya. Something tells me there's not much we can teach Brian, if you know what I mean. My husband's wondering why I bought him a pair of black thick-rimmed glasses, a long microphone and told him to put his tux on (see avatar) . :lol:
:rofl: OMG!!! Remember, no names, just "Oh baby." ;)

"Irene, you're a dirty girl." That's what Raymond told me when we first met!! Whoops, too much info. :grineyes: :lol: That's why he loves me. :kiss::D

:rofl: OMG!!! Remember, no names, just "Oh baby." ;)

"Irene, you're a dirty girl." That's what Raymond told me when we first met!! Whoops, too much info. :grineyes: :lol: That's why he loves me. :kiss::D
Okay, but can I say, "COME ON DOWN!!"

:rofl:

Okay, but can I say, "COME ON DOWN!!"

:rofl:
TOUCHE!!!!!!!!!! :banana: :cow: Come on down, baby!:D

I have been around the block a few times...lol


My wife likes me to look at her when we do the deed. It is hard for me to think Patty with my eyes wide open looking at my wife. :lol:


Any suggestions? :lol:

I have been around the block a few times...lol


My wife likes me to look at her when we do the deed. It is hard for me to think Patty with my eyes wide open looking at my wife. :lol:


Any suggestions? :lol:
Paint "eyes" on your eyelids so she thinks you are looking at her, but in reality your eyes are really closed. :lol:

Your wife is smart, she knows if you keep looking at her, you can't "imagine." :lol:

Paint "eyes" on your eyelids so she thinks you are looking at her, but in reality your eyes are really closed. :lol:

Your wife is smart, she knows if you keep looking at her, you can't "imagine." :lol:


LOL

You think that is what it is???? Dangit!

LOL

You think that is what it is???? Dangit!
I know that's what it is. ;) Kudos to your wife, she's very smart! :lol:

I have another idea but I don't think I should be too graphic here. Let's just say "like spoons in a drawer." :lol:

I know that's what it is. ;) Kudos to your wife, she's very smart! :lol:

I have another idea but I don't think I should be too graphic here. Let's just say "like spoons in a drawer." :lol:


You are going to have to decode that because that totally went over my head. :lol:

You are going to have to decode that because that totally went over my head. :lol:
Oh man, I was hoping you'd get it. No wonder you didn't figure out why your wife wants you to look at her. :lol:

you both look in the same direction...please get it this time.

Oh man, I was hoping you'd get it. No wonder you didn't figure out why your wife wants you to look at her. :lol:

you both look in the same direction...please get it this time.

AH HA!!! You've just taught this old dog an old trick! :lol:

AH HA!!! You've just taught this old dog an old trick! :lol:
And remember the one I told Janice...NO NAMES!! :lol:


"Oh baby..." :grineyes: :lol:

And remember the one I told Janice...NO NAMES!! :lol:


"Oh baby..." :grineyes: :lol:


I know, I made that mistake once when I was younger. It wasn't a pretty sight. lol

I know, I made that mistake once when I was younger. It wasn't a pretty sight. lol
:eek: I bet she was :mad: My oh my...live and learn. :lol:

:eek: I bet she was :mad: My oh my...live and learn. :lol:


I was dating two women at the same time. I was young and stupid. I swear. ;)

I was dating two women at the same time. I was young and stupid. I swear. ;)
Na na na, don't give me that "stupid" comment. You were young and h***y...plain and simple. :lol:

Na na na, don't give me that "stupid" comment. You were young and h***y...plain and simple. :lol:


:rofl:

Very true...ah, to be young!

:rofl:

Very true...ah, to be young!
Glad to see you figured out that word I had to BLEEP out with the ****

:rofl: I was thinking "Don't make me put it in small words again."

Glad to see you figured out that word I had to BLEEP out with the ****

:rofl: I was thinking "Don't make me put it in small words again."


:lol:

No worries Irene! I need a cigarette though. lol

:lol:

No worries Irene! I need a cigarette though. lol

:rofl:

I logged off last night, so I didn't catch this last post of yours.