Well, I was thinking how I always enjoyed the "would you believe?" gags, where Max would do a terrible job of bluffing out KAOS agents by making up a premise so rediculous, he just looked foolish, so, hed try to tone down his story, in hopes of sounding more believeable....basically, make up a "bluff" for Max , make it really silly, then tone it down twice (three sentences) just as Max would do......let's see what we can come up with :)

I'll start

DON'T MOVE, THIS ROOM IS SURROUNDED BY 20 RABID GUARD DOGS READY TO POUNCE!
Would you believe.....2 dachunds with really nasty dispositions?
how about a puppy with a hangnail????

like that :)

You've got 30 seconds before this deadly gas kills you.
Would you believe 1 minute before this gas makes you violently ill?
How about 2 minutes and you get a headache?

^^^:lol:^^^

Would you believe, this building is surrounded by 50 burly forest rangers, ready to set your whole operation ablaze?
no? Well, would you believe.......2 boy scouts, rubbing sticks together?....
...how about a 6 year old with a firecracker?

^Good one!^

Would you believe that we are surrounded by an army of 30 tanks with machine guns ready to attack on my command?
No? How about 5 police cars with laser guns trained on your heads?
Well, how about a newspaper boy on a bike with a cap gun?

^^^ :rofl: ^^^

Right this minute, this ship is about to be boarded by 40 heavilly armed marines........
Would you believe....... a school of angry pirahna?
no?...... How about a guppy with a peashooter?

LOL!

Would you believe that this building is surrounded by 20 trained gorillas with bazookas waiting for you to make your escape?
No? How about 5 monkeys with pistols?
How about a chinchilla with a water gun?

^^:lol:^^ hehehe

All i have to do is push this button, and a squadron of B-52s will bomb this place back into the stone-age......
no? Would you believe a DC-3 filled with armed green beret paratroopers?
well.....how about a woodpecker having a really bad day?

Forget it Seigfried, you can't win, right this minute, the entire 6th army tank brigade is on it's way to your hideout......no?
Well, would you believe, 5 green berets, in a Volkswagen?
No? How about 2 WACs on a bicycle?

^lol!


That olive in your martini is really a bomb, set to explode in 60 seconds.
Would you believe, a cherry bomb ready to explode in 30 seconds?
How about a green mexican jumping bean?

:rofl: Great one Ann! :lol:

So, you think 99 and I came alone? Well, would you believe, all i have to do is blow once on this whistle and this room will be filled with heavilly armed shock troops?
No? Well, would you believe 2 policemen with pistols?
How about Archie the toothless Wonder dog?