"TV or Not TV":

Ralph: "I got it here (pointing to his wallet that is in his hip pocket.)"

Alice (pointing to her hips): "You got it here, you got it here..." (pointing to her stomach): "...and you got it here."

"Funny Money":

Ralph: "Um, who should I call Norton?"

Ed: "Why don't you try the fire escape? Maybe someone is out there."

"Dial J For Janitor":

Ralph: "Why should I cut out bowling? It is my only relaxation. Besides, the exercise is good for me to keep down my weight."

Alice: "You don't need anything to keep your weight down. You need something to hold it up."

"A Promotion Part 1":

Ralph: "A derrick couldn't get me out of this chair."

Alice: "A good big one might be able to."

"A Promoton Part 1":

Ralph: "I know how to throw my weight around."

Alice: "If you did, you wouldn't leave it where it is."

"Manager of The Baseball Team":

Trixie: "Ralph has got a good head on his shoulders."

Ed: "What is this on my shoulders, a volleyball?"

"Case of The Cuckoo Thief":

Ralph: "Who is this cuckoo clock for?"

Alice: "It is... for my brother."

Ralph: "If there is one thing that your family doesn't need, it's another cuckoo."

"Two For The Money":

Ed: "This is my first night out all week."

Trixie: "Big deal. It's Monday."

"Two For The Money":

(Ralph & Ed are trying to persuade people not to vote for Happy Feet in the race.)

Ralph (to a man): "I just saw them taking the bandages off of Happy Feet."

Ed: "Yeah, Happy had a bad headache."