LOCAL MAN LOSING INTEREST IN WOMAN HE IS STALKING

(New York) For nearly two years Manhattan resident James Murphy has been tracking Dawn Kaminski’s every move, but lately Murphy is losing interest in the pretty Upper West Side file clerk he watches though high-powered binoculars.

“Ever since Dawn was laid off, she’s like a totally different woman," Murphy groused as he crouched in the alley near Kaminski's apartment. "She doesn’t go to the gym or to the park with her dog. All she does is sleep late and hangs out at the Starbucks on 57th Street typing on her laptop. I miss the fun outgoing girl who loved life and slept with her curtains open.”

Murphy plans on giving Kaminski another week to get her life back on track before he turns his attention to the pretty Asian girl from video store that smiled at him once.

;)

:rotflmao:

Poor guy!

DAMN!!


Now see - THAT would be the story of MY life!

Like the good old days at school when I'd write my number on the boys' room wall and that pesky caretaker would keep painting over it. Finally was able to carve it into the layers of paint....and then we moved. ;)

LOCAL MAN LOSING INTEREST IN WOMAN HE IS STALKING

(New York) For nearly two years Manhattan resident James Murphy has been tracking Dawn Kaminski’s every move, but lately Murphy is losing interest in the pretty Upper West Side file clerk he watches though high-powered binoculars.

“Ever since Dawn was laid off, she’s like a totally different woman," Murphy groused as he crouched in the alley near Kaminski's apartment. "She doesn’t go to the gym or to the park with her dog. All she does is sleep late and hangs out at the Starbucks on 57th Street typing on her laptop. I miss the fun outgoing girl who loved life and slept with her curtains open.”

Murphy plans on giving Kaminski another week to get her life back on track before he turns his attention to the pretty Asian girl from video store that smiled at him once.

;)
:lol: :thanks:

LOCAL MAN LOSING INTEREST IN WOMAN HE IS STALKING

(New York) For nearly two years Manhattan resident James Murphy has been tracking Dawn Kaminski’s every move, but lately Murphy is losing interest in the pretty Upper West Side file clerk he watches though high-powered binoculars.

“Ever since Dawn was laid off, she’s like a totally different woman," Murphy groused as he crouched in the alley near Kaminski's apartment. "She doesn’t go to the gym or to the park with her dog. All she does is sleep late and hangs out at the Starbucks on 57th Street typing on her laptop. I miss the fun outgoing girl who loved life and slept with her curtains open.”

Murphy plans on giving Kaminski another week to get her life back on track before he turns his attention to the pretty Asian girl from video store that smiled at him once.

;)



Sounds like a physco :lol: