Jack's name is one of two names picked for the SO Interview of the Week!!

Ask Jack anything. And away we go....

My questions:

1. If a genie appeared to you and gave you three wishes, what would those wishes be?

2. If you were stranded on an island forever and could take ONLY ten items and/or people, what/who would you take? Why?

Who do you most admire, Jack?

Have you ever pondered world domination? If so, how would you go about it?

What's the most amount of women you ever packed in your Hot Tub, Jack?

If you had to spend you life listening to either "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt and "Season In the Sun" by Terry Jacks, which one would it be? :lol:

Are you leaving on that midnight train to Georgia, Jack?

how long have you been a card-carrying member of Terry Jacks' official fan club? :lol:

how long have you been a card-carrying member of Terry Jacks' official fan club? :lol:

:brent

Who do you most admire, Jack?
Lots of people, mostly comedians/comic actors/screenwriters.

Have you ever pondered world domination? If so, how would you go about it?
Who am I, Stewie Griffin? LOL if I did, Id probablly find out a way to appear on every TV inn the world and laugh evily while people are confused

What's the most amount of women you ever packed in your Hot Tub, Jack?
Not sure

If you had to spend you life listening to either "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt and "Season In the Sun" by Terry Jacks, which one would it be? :lol:
None of the above, if I had to pick give me the NIRVANA version of Seasons in the Sun

Are you leaving on that midnight train to Georgia, Jack?
I was,but I missed iiiiiiiiiit, missed that midnight train to Georgia

;)

how long have you been a card-carrying member of Terry Jacks' official fan club? :lol:
LOL never in my life, and if one even exists, Im sure he's the only member

Do you like brownies?
Yeah..

Not sure
Is that a "Not sure" in you're not sure how many because there were tons of chicks, or you're not sure if there was 3 or 4 because you were so drunk?

Is that a "Not sure" in you're not sure how many because there were tons of chicks, or you're not sure if there was 3 or 4 because you were so drunk?
None of the above :D

how long have you been a card-carrying member of Terry Jacks' official fan club? :lol:

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e211/zoneboy/TerryJacks4.png

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e211/zoneboy/TerryJacks4.png
:brent

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e211/zoneboy/TerryJacks4.png

:brent

What is the meaning of life, oh wise man?

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:rotflmao:

You better not be a member

:rotflmao:

You better not be a member

No way, That's for you to print, cut out and put in your wallet. :lol:

No way, That's for you to print, cut out and put in your wallet. :lol:
No way! I hate him too!

Lots of people, mostly comedians/comic actors/screenwriters.

Who is your favorite screenwriter, Jack?

Which of these tv show characters are you most like?

Fonzie (Happy Days)
Ritchie (Happy Days)
Hawkeye (Mash)
Earl (My Name Is Earl)
Jack (Three's Company)
Dean (Supernatural)
J R (Dallas)
J J (Good Times)
Lamont (Sanford & Son)
Mike (All In The Family)

What do you like the most about your Bugatti Veyron EB 16.4, Jack?

Who is your favorite screenwriter, Jack?
Judd Apatow, Harold Ramis, Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg, Adam McKay and Will Ferrell, Ivan Reitman tons of others, anyone whos written a comedy

Which of these tv show characters are you most like?

Fonzie (Happy Days)
Ritchie (Happy Days)
Hawkeye (Mash)
Earl (My Name Is Earl)
Jack (Three's Company)
Dean (Supernatural)
J R (Dallas)
J J (Good Times)
Lamont (Sanford & Son)
Mike (All In The Family)
Actually since watching Seinfeld,Ive realized Im kind of a Jerry clone , but of those..I dont know

What do you like the most about your Bugatti Veyron EB 16.4, Jack?
I dont have one,but it sounds cool

LOL never in my life, and if one even exists, Im sure he's the only member
:rofl: :brent Who's your favorite Muppet, Jack?

:rofl: :brent Who's your favorite Muppet, Jack?
Kermit maybe

ANSWER MY QUESTION, JACK.

What is the meaning of life, oh wise man?
42

42

:lol: Have you seen the 1981 version of Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Would you like to be the first to try this new cereal?

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Jack, if you could met James Blunt, what would you say to him? :lol:

Would you like to be the first to try this new cereal?

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e211/zoneboy/cerealbox1.png
:lol: :rofl: :brent Charles, you never fail to amuse me with your creations.

Jack, if you could met James Blunt, what would you say to him? :lol:
Id say "F*ck you and your whiny stupid voice and music" then kick him in his non existant balls

Id say "F*ck you and your whiny stupid voice and music" then kick him in his non existant balls

:rofl:

Id say "F*ck you and your whiny stupid voice and music" then kick him in his non existant balls
OK Jack, now tell us how you really feel. :brent

Which way was Billy going in your OTHER favorite Terry Jacks song??

Which way was Billy going in your OTHER favorite Terry Jacks song??

Here's some more cereal to try while you think about the question. ;)

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e211/zoneboy/poppyfamily2.jpg

Id say "F*ck you and your whiny stupid voice and music" then kick him in his non existant balls

Would that be considered Blunt-forced trauma?

:lol: :rofl: :brent Charles, you never fail to amuse me with your creations.

Thanks, Here's one that was rejected by Post:

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Thanks, Here's one that was rejected by Post:

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e211/zoneboy/Brady.png
:rofl: :brent Charles, you RULE!!!! (Love the Poppy cereal, too.)

Thanks, Here's one that was rejected by Post:

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:rotflmao: to that and the others



Any more questions?

BUMP

Did you used to go by some other username? (You seem familiar, but, i cant place you)

What is the biggest regret in your life (at least that you could admit here to everyone) , and your proudest accomplishment?

if you had to choose between monetary success or love but couldnt have them both, which would you pick?

what childhood dreams did you have as a kid?

who is your hero- other than the one in your avator?

coke- no not the drug- or pepsi?

if you could possess one skill, which you lack yourself, what would that be and why that one in particular?

:bump

What is it abt the planet URANUS that fascinates you so? ;)


If you could have one thing be true from the following, what would it be and why:

BIGFOOT

LOCHNESS MONSTER

UFO's

If you could grant a wish for anyone on this board, who would it be and what wish would you grant them?

What sort of things interest you?

Did you used to go by some other username? (You seem familiar, but, i cant place you)

What is the biggest regret in your life (at least that you could admit here to everyone) , and your proudest accomplishment?

if you had to choose between monetary success or love but couldnt have them both, which would you pick?
richpotsralphfonz,Istillgotit, King Istillgotit, RalphMalphFan007, King Juke "N " Jive, "Weird"Jack Wilso-vic, Ron Burgundy, Jack : Texas Smurftractor, Cactus Jack


Cant think of anything, I wish I did more thigns with friends in middle-high schoool, and not be afraid of always hearing that people couldnt come over, or if they did, something got in the way, I wish I was less paranoid.


Not sure...

what childhood dreams did you have as a kid?

who is your hero- other than the one in your avator?

coke- no not the drug- or pepsi?

if you could possess one skill, which you lack yourself, what would that be and why that one in particular?
To be an actor/wroter/comedian, that still holds true


LOL I dont know,and George Costanza just one ofm y fav Seinfeld xcharacters, might be my new fav


I like both :D


I wish I didnt get writers block quickly like i do sometimes LOL, and becuase, I just dont like it

What is it abt the planet URANUS that fascinates you so? ;)


If you could have one thing be true from the following, what would it be and why:

BIGFOOT

LOCHNESS MONSTER

UFO's

If you could grant a wish for anyone on this board, who would it be and what wish would you grant them?

What sort of things interest you?
LOL I dont know


UFOs, cause then Id show them how they screwed Tom Cruise's head


I wish for everyone to check
this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU) out in their life
;)


Tons of things!

LOL I dont know


UFOs, cause then Id show them how they screwed Tom Cruise's head


I wish for everyone to check
this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU) out in their life
;)


Tons of things!
:rofl: That Tom Cruise comment...:lol:

My boyfriend loves that damn song by Rick! :crazy:

:rofl: That Tom Cruise comment...:lol:

My boyfriend loves that damn song by Rick! :crazy:
LOL


Really? And this is the guy that you said on the music board found it HILARIOUS that you owned barry Manilow?

Sorry if there are any repeat questions here.

What is your favorite movie?

Favorite current tv show?

Favorite episode of Seinfeld, so far?

Favorite character on Seinfeld?

Favorite song?

Favorite food?

Favorite board game?

Favorite holiday?

Do you have a pet, and what's his/her name?

Favorite movie actor and movie actress?

What kind of a computer do you have?

What's your favorite screen name that you've had on SO?

Thank you. :wave:

LOL


Really? And this is the guy that you said on the music board found it HILARIOUS that you owned barry Manilow?
THANK YOU!

Wow, you remembered that? :lol: You have a good memory. ;) I should tell him that Rick was inspired by Barry Manilow. :lol:

THANK YOU!

Wow, you remembered that? :lol: You have a good memory. ;) I should tell him that Rick was inspired by Barry Manilow. :lol:
LOL
Nah, cause you know that he's never gonna give him up, never gonna let him down

;)

Sorry if there are any repeat questions here.

What is your favorite movie?

Favorite current tv show?

Favorite episode of Seinfeld, so far?

Favorite character on Seinfeld?

Favorite song?

Favorite food?

Favorite board game?

Favorite holiday?

Do you have a pet, and what's his/her's name?

Favorite movie actor and movie actress?

What kind of a computer do you have?

What's your favorite screen name that you've had on SO?

Thank you. :wave:
Tons, but Superbad, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Borat, Anchorman, 40 Year Old Virgin, Knocked Up, Animal House round up my tops


The Office



LOL Im almost at the end! Ok here goes, long list, cause I like em all

( in no particular order) The Contest, The Soup Nazi, The Puffy Shirt, The Boyfriend, The Soup, The Pilot, The Voice, The Yada Yada, The Dealership ( George;s storyline in this had me :rotflmao:) , The Merv griffin Show, The English Patient, The Checks, The Strike ( aka The Festivus), The Engagement, The Comeback, The Fusilli Jerry, The Pony Remark, The Fatigues, The Little Jeryr, The Bizarro Jerry, The Apology, The Cigar Store Indian, The Couch, The Tape, tons of others, The High Talker ( I know thats not the real name),The Junk Mail, The Slicer, The Raincoats, The Cadillac, The Invitations, The Dog, The Chinese Restraunt etc., The Reverse Peephole.




Kramer, George, Jerry, Elaine, but I dont hate any characters,

Too many, but now its El Scorcho- Weezer


Too many there too, I like everything


Hmm cnat remember what it was

Festi...uhh CHRISTMAS!

2, one crazy dog, and two vrazy cats, Chumby, Boris and Babe


I have too many.


PC here, Mac at the new condo I had to movie into just cause its clsoer to the school I go to now, which is an hour away form here,still cool though


Cactus Jack

What tv shows in your opinion were the worst?

In the Seinfeld episode THE CHINESE RESTAURANT, what scene was the most funniest?

What tv commercials, if any, do you like?

What tv shows in your opinion were the worst?

In the Seinfeld episode THE CHINESE RESTAURANT, what scene was the most funniest?

What tv commercials, if any, do you like?
The Waltons and westerns


When George's girlfriend calls and the managar calls out the wrong name. LOL,and when he finally says Seinfeld,4? after they leave LOL