This is like the game from the Gilligans Island Board.

exp: Which 2 characters from Barney Miller were the shortest?

ans: Levitt & Wentworth

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Which 2 characters seemed the most intelligent?

Barney & Dietrich



Which 2 characters would likely get a promotion first?

Chano & Fish

Which 2 characters are most likely to do time themselves?

Wojo for police brutality & Chano for being mistaken for a criminal



Which 2 would likely get married first?

Again, I have to go with Chano and Wojo.

Which 2 characters are most likely to get into a fistfight??

Wojo & Chano (we're stuck on those two) lol!



Which 2 characters would like plants & flowers?

Barney & Dietrich

Which two characters are likely to be seen shopping together??

Harris & Mrs. Miller (she'd want his tips on dressing Barney)




Which 2 characters would have envy issues?

Harris and Wojo

Which 2 characters are most likely to be seen at a sporting event together?

Wojo & Barney



Which 2 characters would have trouble asking someone out for a date?

Levitt and Luger

Which two characters are likely to be fluent in more than one language?

Dietrich for sure and maybe Wojo



Which 2 would believe in UFO's?

Again, Levitt and Luger (:lol:).

Which two characters are most likely to participate in sports?

Wojo (boxing & football) & Chano (basketball & baseball)



Which 2 would find it hard being in a different profession?

Barney and Fish

Which two characters would you want to be stuck with in a stakeout for a week?

Wojo & Chano




Which 2 would you "not" want to be stuck with for a week on a stakeout?

Luger & Levitt (:lol:)

Which 2 characters are the most out of touch with reality??

Luger & uhmm Dietrich maybe



Which 2 would probably have a fondness for brownies?

Harris & Fish

Which two would be the snappiest dressers?

Harris & Dietrich




Which 2 characters would be generous with their money?

Barney & Chano

Which two characters would most likely run for President?

Harris & Dietrich

which 2 would likely start a "girly magazine"?

:lol: Wojo (for the fun of it) & Harris (for the money)




Which 2 characters would have bad memories of WWII?

Yemana & Fish

Which 2 characters are most likely to appear on a soap opera?

Barney (could play a doctor) & Fish (the elderly grandpa)



Which 2 could act in a western?

Harris & Barney

Which 2 characters are your favorite?

CHANO :eyes: :drool: (of course) & Fish

Which two characters may have started out working at McDonald's?

Chano & Wojo

Which 2 hate asparagus?

Chano & Levitt



Which 2 worried about their height?

Levitt and ummmmmmmm........ Luger?

Which 2 would have liked fishing most?

Wojo & Yemana

Which 2 characters would be best at undercover?

Wojo & Chano :grineyes: :blush:






Which 2 would make a delicious breakfast for their lady?

Barney and Deitrich

Which 2 would likely hate (c)Rap music the most?

Fish and Scanlon

Which 2 characters would be most likely to use the john for extended periods?

Fish & Luger



Which 2 might consider taking a police captain job in Florida?

Barney & Harris

Which two characters are the most ambitious?

Harris & Levitt

Which 2 would most likely read comic books?

Wojo & Yemana

Which 2 characters would do the best undercover "drag" (e.g. disguised as a woman to catch perps?)

Well, they did that on the show but......
Harris & Yemana<Well, he did look a bit like an old Japanese Granma ;)

Which 2 would be most likely to "Go postal" at work?

Wojo & Wentworth

Which two characters are the most scrupulously honest?

Barney and Deitrich

Which 2 would be more likely to take a bribe?

Luger & Chano



Which 2 characters had the best legs when they went undercover? (lol!)

Barney & Harris

Which two characters were the cheapest?

Fish and Wojo

Which two most hate living in NY?

Barney & Fish




Which 2 might have problems working with a lady detective?

Wojo & Fish

Which 2 would most want to work as extras in a movie?

Harris & Levitt



Which 2 would be slow to draw their weapons?

Chano & Deitrich

Which 2 would likely win a Nobel Prize (One is obvious....maybe 2 )

Bernice and Fish

Im not so sure about that Aaron
Bernice...maybe ;)

Which 2 would likely win a Nobel Prize (One is obvious....maybe 2 )

Harris & Dietrich

Which two characters are the most open-minded?

Deitrich and Barney

Which 2 would be "cat persons"?

Barney & Yemana, maybe



Which 2 characters would want to be featured in the police newspaper?

Luger & Harris

Which 2 would be most likely to "cheat" on their GF/wife?

Wojo & Chano


Which 2 might get mushy over Valentine's Day? (lol!)

Wentworth & Bernice

Which two might quit the force in a minute if they got rich?

Harris (he'd hob-nob with the rich & famous) & Yemana (he'd become a professional gambler)



Which 2 would fly to Hawaii for a vacation?

Harris (he'd hob-nob with the rich & famous) & Yemana (he'd become a professional gambler)Yup......thats exactly how I saw it

Which 2 would fly to Hawaii for a vacation?
Yamana & Harris

Which 2 would likely take a taxi to work?

Harris & Barney



Which 2 would take night classes at a college?

Dietrich and Levitt

Which two would spend a lot of money on a date?

Harris and Deitrich

Which 2 would watch "The Daily Show"?

Deitrich & Harris



Which 2 would make the most of a stay in a fancy hotel?

Harris & Detrich

Which 2 would most like to go to watch street fighting?

Wojo & Luger



Which 2 might go to the Opera?

Detrich and Mrs Miller (ohhh, whats THAt about? ;) )

Which 2 would still be police officers today in 2008, cause they werent retired yet?

Luger (lol!), he's gotta have somebody to listen to his old stories & Levitt, he likes the authority the uniform.



Which 2 would spend a little too much time with the ladies of the evening?

Wojo and Yemana

Which 2 hate NY (Way down deep)?

Barney & Fish



Which 2 would be afraid to go through Central Park at night?

Fish & Wentworth

Which 2 would need Depends? :lol:

Fish & Luger

Which 2 characters are most uncomfortable around gay men?

Wojo & Scanlon



Which 2 would like going on a blind date?

with each other? Wojo & Wentworth :lol:

which 2 secretly like each other as more than friends? ;)

not sure abt this one but I'll guess Wentworth and Wojo

which two characters would be the most likely to smoke a joint off duty?

Chano & Detrich




Which 2 would find a crank phone call funny?

Harris and Chao

Which two characters are the snappiest dressers?

Harris & Detrich




Which 2 would really like Starbucks?

Wojo & Harris

Which 2 would get into a knife fight with each other?

Chano & Scanlon



Which 2 would be good at first aid? (lol!)^

Barney and Bernice

Which 2 besides Wentworth and Wojo would be most likely to have an affair with each other?

^Toughie (lol!)^


Luger & Berniece


Which 2 could clear a room in a couple of seconds?

Luger & Scanlon

Which two were the most brave?

Wojo & Chano



Which 2 would adopt a dog from the animal shelter?

I could see a lot of the guys from the 12th doing that but I'm gonna say

Wojo and Chano

Which two characters are the worst cooks?

Wojo and Yemana

Which two of the male squad would be the best cooks?

Chano & Dietrich




Which 2 would look good in a cowboy hat?

Barney and Chano

Which 2 think cowboy hats are for "sissies"?

Scanlon and Wojo

Which 2 characters would make great dads?

Barney & Wojo

Which 2 would be lousy Dads?

Scanlon, he'd probably throw the kids out the door when they misbehaved. Luger, he'd get into one of his stories & forget all about the kids.



Which 2 probably started dating in elementary school?

Harris and Chano

Which two would be the most likely to buy a pretty lady a dozen long stemmed roses?

Harris & Deitrich

Which 2 would get the roses out of the nearest cemetary? :lol:

Yemana & Lugar


which two characters are the most open minded?

Barney & Harris

Which 2 love Police work the most?

Fish & Barney

Which two characters spend the most time on the can?

Fish & Luger



Which 2 would hate a salad bar?

Luger ("Saladdddd Bahhhhhhney? What kind of Commie idea is THAT? In my day, cops didnt eat salad, they ate BEEF, Bahney!") &
Scanlon

Which 2 liked wearing slippers in the house

^(lol!) good one!

Barney & Fish


Which 2 might own a smoking jacket?

Harris & Deitrich

Which 2 might like Japanese Teriyaki stir-fry?

Yemana & Harris



Which 2 would jump at the chance to do a tv commerical?

Harris & Deitrich

Which 2 would be most likely to suffer from "gas"?

Fish & Yemana (lol!)



Which 2 might keep a diary/journal?

Dietrich & Harris

Which 2 characters have cast iron stomachs -- like a goat's LOL!?

Yemana & Wojo

Which 2 would have liked to be in the Navy?

Chano & Dietrich



Which 2 might like Jazz music?

Barney (Hal Linden was a jazz musician in his younger days) & Deitrich

Which 2 would be "Rock n Roll"?

Levitt & Wojo



Which 2 would leave a lousy tip?

Yemana & Levitt

Which 2 might have secret feelings for the other men in the squad?

Levitt (secret envy) & Scanlon (secret anger)



Which 2 might drink too much on a saturday night?

i meant secret feelings of desire, Ann :lol:

Fish & Bernice

Which 2 would be most likely to "Go Postal"?

^Oh! (lol!)

Scanlon & Wojo


Which 2 probably couldn't swim?

Yemana (I cant see him doing anything that physical) & Scanlon ( Too mean to have hobbies)

Which 2 might have secret (sexual) feelings for the other men in the squad? :p

Wojo & Levitt (lol!)



Which 2 would hate jogging?

Fish (obviously) & Luger ("In THEM shorts, Bahhney??")

Which 2 women on the show were the sexiest?

Wentworth & Liz

Which two men on the show were the sexiest?

Im the wrong person to ask.............Oh Annnnnnnnnn..........!!!! :lol:

Wojo & Chano



Which 2 would enjoy a snowball fight?

*Cant understand WHAT women "see" in Chano....hes skinny, bald, has a large nose and dark bags under his eyes o.0*

Which 2 would enjoy a snowball fight?Bernice and Levitt

Which 2 would gladly steal Barneys job, if offered?

^ hard to put into words


Levitt & Luger


Who would really hate retirement?

Fish & Barney

Which 2 would have a belching contest?

Yemana & Luger



Which 2 would have nightmares from police work?

Chano & Mrs Miller

Which 2 would wear plaid?

Barney & Wojo

Which two would take their lady love to Paris for the weekend?

Harris & Detrich

Which 2 were NOT native New Yorkers?

Yemena & Wentworth?????

Which two characters look great in a mustache?

Bernice and Wentworth :rofl:

Which 2 like tapioca pudding?

^lol!^

Luger & Fish


Which 2 would prefer cold weather?

Barney and Wojo

Which 2 watch slasher films?

Scanlon and Luger

Which two characters are the most open minded?

Barney & Deitrich

Which 2 like dogs the most?

Barney & Wojo

Which two really love their gals?

Barney & Wojo (Who loves a ton of gals)

Which 2 liked John Wayne movies?

Scanlon & Wojo



Which 2 would be terrible at doing house-work?

Wojo & Chano

Which 2 loved typing those long reports?

Dietrich and Harris

Which two characters are the nicest?

Barney & Bernice

Who 2 were real JERKS?

Scanlon & at times Luger



Which 2 would fudge a little on their tax return?

Yemana & Harris ( Who would likely underestimate his stock earnings)

Which 2 dont want kids?

Wojo and Chano

Which two would be most likely to have a gay man or lesbian as a friend?

Harris & Wentworth

Which 2 had bad teeth?

Yemana & Scanlon



Which 2 might be heavy smokers?

Yemana & Harris

Which 2 were secretly mesoginists?

Luger and Scanlon

Which two B.M. characters would be likely to dress up in a Halloween costume?

Wentworth & Chano




Which 2 would enjoy Big Band music?

Lugar & Fish

Which do would enjoy disco music?

Wentworth & Chano



Which 2 would have trouble passing a written test for a promotion?

Wojo & Yemana

Which two would buy a poor family a Thanksgiving dinner?

Barney & Liz


Which 2 might enjoy a horse drawn carriage ride?

Barney and Harris

Which two would be likely to have a ferret as a pet?

Wentworth and Wojo

Which 2 would be most likely to move to Europe

Harris to Paris and Chano to Spain by plane.

Which two characters would be likely to eat quiche?

Harris to Paris and Chano to Spain by plane.

Which two characters would be likely to sport a beret?

Harris and Mrs Fish

Which 2 would most likely be arrested for streaking?

Chano (he's a free spirit) & Levitt (would want the attention)



Which 2 wouldn't be fooled by a little old lady theif?

Barney & Deitrich

Which 2 would have voted for Nixon?

Harris & Luger



Which 2 would like a canary for a pet?

Luger (Although hed never admit it: "That bird is such a PAAAAIN Bah-ney, all he does is tweet and make plops on his paper!") and Detrich who would like the fact that he was non-human company (Ive always felt D was a bit of a loner)

Which 2 would enjoy quitting the force to do acheological digs in Ancient Europe?

Dietrich & Barney


Which 2 would lose something valuable?