(Ralph is on his bus. He picks up Ed.)

Ed: "Hey whaddaya say Ralph-ie boy?"

Ralph: "Ni Norton."

(Ralph takes off.)

Ralph: "Norton, today on Martin Luther King Day, yoou wouldn't believe what happened. A lady gets on the bus. It was a black lady and she said that she was Rose Parks's granddaughter. She sits behind me and talks about what her grandmother did a long time ago. She refused to give up her seat on the bus because a white man said that was a white seat. Well, it's kind of ironic because I'm a bus driver."

Ed: "Go on."

Ralph: "Well, I also picked up Martin Luther King's grandson. He sits right behind her and they introduce each other. THey were like: 'You're kidding' when they said who they were. They talked about what thier respective famous grand parents did. I tell you Norton, what a small world."

Ed: "Yes, it is. Thanks to those people, we have not as much racial fights as we did back then if you know what I mean."

Ralph: "That Rose Parks. She was a good one and that Martin. I swear he could have been the next president. Right now, Barack could be the first black president. What a world."

Ed: "Yeah, you drive on it and I work under it."

Ralph: "Yes, you do Norton."

Ed: "I wonder what the world would be like today if it wasn't for those two."

Ralph: "I don't know and I don't care. Those two were two of the all-time great people in this world."

(They both sing a song about them.)

(Jackie Gleason comes on stage. The audience applauds.)

Jackie: "As usual, the Miami Beach audiences are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Audience cheers.)

"Norton Moves In" (Color):

(The Nortons come down and ask if they can spend the night since they can't stand the smell of the new paint in their house. Alice okays it. They leave. Ralph is still asleep.)

Ralph: "3am? Why did you wake me up at this time for?"

Alice: "Because the Nortons had their apartment painted today."

Ralph: "Did that newsflash just come across the radio?"

"Vacation At Fred's Landing":

Ed (looking at a map): "Here's New York City, that is where we started from. Then we go through the Lincoln Tunnel. This black dot here is Jersey City. This black dot here is Bayoone."

Ralph: "Well, Bayoone moving. That's an ant."

Ed: "Let's follow the ant. He looks like he knows where he is going."

"My Fair Landlord":

Ed: "Can you paint this place during a time when I am not here like
on a Sunday?"

Ralph: "Why not now?"

Ed: "I can't stand the smell of paint."

Ralph: "Are you kidding me? You work in the sewer all day and you
can't stand the smell of paint?"

"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":

Ed: "I got a solution on how we should remove the dresser. The
drawers are probably filled with junk."

Ralph: "That's not a bad idea."

(Ed takes the drawers and puts them on top of the dresser.)

Ralph: "Okay, let's go."

"A Dog's Life":

(Ralph is at the dog pound. He just gave back Alice's dog that he hated, but slowly and surely he started not hating it.)

Ralph: "Is my dog going to get a good home?"

Man: "I hope so."

Ralph: "What do you mean by that?"

Man: "We have several dogs who are only supposed to be here for four days. We got several who are over the limit."

Ralph: "What happens to the dogs who are over the limit?"

Man: "They have to be destoryed."

Ralph: "You mean to tell me that the dog I just gave back is going to be destroyed?" (going into the room where all the dogs are, yells): "WAIT A MINUTE!"

"Lawsuit" (Color):

Ed: "I know a person who died from stubbing his toe?"

Man: "Stubbing his toe? How is that possible?"

Ed: "He stubbed it on the Grand Canyon's edge."

"Quiz Show":

Ed: "I was on a quiz show once. I was so nervous, that I couldn't answer the first question."

Ralph: "What question was that?"

Ed: "My name."

"Teamwork Beats The Clock":

Ed: "I watch your show. It's very educational."

Bud Collyer (as himself): "Educational?"

Ed: "Yeah, it's a wonder what you could do with whipped cream on this show."

"The Sleepwalker":

Ralph: "All right Weisenhemimer. I am now going to put the key in a place which even if you know that it was there, you wouldn't be able to get it. I am going to put it under my pillow. Now, you will have to lift me up bodily in order to get the key."

Ed: "I got to hand it to you Ralph. You came up with something even Dick Tracy couldn't solve."