I got this idea from another board. It's real simple... just tell a lie!

Bea Arthur is the worst actress ever!!!

Nicole Richie was so damn fat before she got pregnant, I was afraid she would explode

I work too hard. I need to get a job with less hours.

I really LOVE my job

I LOVE Jimmy Walker from Good Times and think he is the best actor ever--he's a much better actor than Ester Rolle.

I just got sick :-(

The Pruitts of Southmapton is the BEST SITCOM EVER and should have last many many many seasons.

I had my coffee already...

I LOOOOOOOOVE Jennifer Lopez.



Oh that one hurt! :lol:

I think Paris Hilton is one of the smartest people on the planet, she really should teach at Harvard.

The facts of life are not all about you.

I can't stand Johnny Depp. Really that man is hideous.
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That was tough to write ;)

I was once mistaken for Pamela Anderson at Krogers. (lol!)

I like snow

I HATE I Love Lucy (now that's a very big lie!!!!)

I dislike the 80's :lol:

I have a Question what is The Diffrence between telling a lie and Bending The Truth.

I LOVE hot weather!

I like freezing rain.

I make way too much money at my job.

today's my birthday actually it is soon it's the 28th

this game is funny

I got fired from taken to much time off:mad:

if you don'y mine asking why did you have to take the time off

if you don'y mine asking why did you have to take the time off


The part of the Game is to Lie.. I really didn't get Fired. I lied.. Cuz thats part of the game.

I was clumsey today and fell off my Computer Chair..and hurt my Ankel:lol:

Prune juice is my favorite drink. :lol:

Tom Cruise is my favorite actor ;) :rotflmao:

I fell when i got out of the car tonight when I got home ;-(

Tom Cruise is my favorite actor ;) :rotflmao:


Tom Cruise is cute i think:lol:

I'm married to Wayne Rogers (I wish!) ;)

I can't belive Paris Hilton wants to be president

I met Eddie Murphy :)

I have 2 brothers

I'm not going to work tomorrow I think I will stay home.

I love Summer

I'm not going to class tomorrow

I hate french fries

I will never post on this message board again as long as I live! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/images/smilies//madderest.gif

I really don't want to call in sick today

I fainted today at work and i got a major headache and stomach ache:(

I love Summer


How can you hate Summer Scoobie?? ;-) I love SUMMMER

I really hate ice cream sundae's

It's not snowing at my house right now.

I don't like chocolate

I want to go to class tomorrow

M*A*S*H stinks! (now that's a very BIG lie:eek:)

I used to Kick my Doctor

I hate the show Roseanne, it suck's!:mad:

I have all 8891 episodes of Another World on DVD

I'm going to throw my M*A*S*H dvds in the garbage!

It did not snow here on Saturday

I hate watching TV

Ive just been for a jog!

I'm going to vote for Obama :lol:

I am pregnant .

I really really really want to go into work today!

Its 80 degree's today.

I am pregnant .

Me TOO! :lol:

Me TOO! :lol:


:lol:

Guess what? its snowing again!!

My Car broke down this morning and i am pissed

I broke my leg this morning

i'm nearly 6'3" :rolleyes:

My measurements are 36, 24, 36 :rolleyes: :lol:

I think Lauren is actually telling the truth ^^^

I think Lauren is actually telling the truth ^^^

God I wish! :lol:

umm thats not a lie, sweety ;)

I hate anime so much I'm trying to get it banned :lol:

im pissed off

I'm in love with Holly :lol:

I'm in love with Norman Fell :lol:


puke:

I fell on the steps this morning and hurt my foot really bad.. awee

I think Bush should run for a 3 and 4th term like FDR! :lol:

^^^aw hell no! ':lol: DONT GIVE HIM IDEAS MIKEY!!!

So which one of theses are we supposed to use?????


I'm working on my creative writing class

I'm the Worlds biggest Led Zeppelin fan! :rolleyes:

I love bratty little kids who call everyone "Dumb dumb"

I think I'll go out and get drunk tomorrow :lol:

I think i'm gay.

I'm in a really good mood

I went on a date with Jennifer Garner before she got married.

Johnny Depp and George Clooney won't stop begging me for a date. :p

Its snowing out today yuck:(

My Car broke down on the way to work on the thruway...

Oranges are green

I went to Prison for murder.

I really don't want to slip between my fresh, clean sheets and take a nice long nap!

I love to get up at 6am in the morning for work

I don't tell lies.

I'm 99 years old, soon to be 100.

I LOVE going into work each and every single day, and would never think of calling in sick for a mental health day!

I use to be the Quarterback for the New York Jets Football Team.

I love having to watch what I eat

People say I look like Brad Pitt.

BarneyFife does look like Brad Pitt, I know, cause i'm his big sister --- :wave:

I'm running for President of the United States.:lol: :crazy:

BarneyFife does look like Brad Pitt, I know, cause i'm his big sister --- :wave:

Thats not a lie, It's true.:lol: :crazy: :wave: :D

My husband says i get more beautiful every day --- :crazy:

My girlfriend said she loves me because I'm ugly.:lol:

I.m going to the moon on holiday this year, by bus. --- :ufo: :thanks:

^^^:lol:^^^

Im in love with Sabbi :lol:

^^^:lol:^^^

Im in love with Sabbi :lol:

I'm in Love with you.:lol: :crazy: :happyface

^^^That makes me happy, Barney!^^^ :lol:

I'm Homer Simpson's cousin

I love watching what I eat

I love watching paint dry --- :eek:

I hate taking a day off from work and spending my mornings on SO while drinking coffee

I hate Coffee and Sitcoms Online.:lol:

i am not going to enjoy my summer at all.

There is no summer in my world.

I'm not watching a tvshow at the moment.

i'm failing all of my classes this semester!

I wanted that "boy" to win American Idol last night. Wrong!:lol: David Cook Is America's Idol!!!!!

I broke my big toe.

I'm off to Monaco for the weekend, by private jet. --- :wave:

I love cold weather.

I LOVE doing the laundry.

I've just returned from grocery shopping and it was a wonderful experience --- :happyface

I love having to watch what I eat.

I just cooked a goose for supper.:lol: :crazy:

I hate vacations

seasons 4 to 11 of "MASH" are the best seasons of the series

I'm a huge MASH fan! :lol: That's a HUGE LIE!

I am not tired right now

I LOVE not being able to drive; and having to use a mechanical scooter, a wheelchair, and a walker!

I'm ready for bed!

I did very little posting today.

I'm a huge MASH fan! :lol: That's a HUGE LIE!
well then, sorry about what I said. (I understand; as I used to be a HUGE fan of the entire series also:) )

I did very little posting today.
That's you're first post all day.

i hate Corner Gas...Im glad they decided to end it!

I like having to get up early for the dentist

I'm a fastidious "clean freak"!

I'm a beach bum.

I love Pres Bush SO much

I am a good singer.

i am not lazy at all. lol.

Dick Cheney is a great hunter :lol:

i'm going to sit in the sun & just bake all day long.

Our Prime Minister Steven Harper is the greatest political mind in Canadian history, i hope he wins the next election

i'm really glad sony is taking their sweet time with releasing the rest of facts of life and growing pains on dvd.

I am not tired right now

i hate watching tv.

I always thought "Pinky Tuscadero" on Happy Days was a wicked babe! :barf:

I wish summer was over.

I wish it was wintertime.

Hey GingerH!!! :wave:

I love shaving everyday

i wish my hair was blonde.

I think Angelina Jolie is HOT :barf:

i hate gilmore girls! it's such a bad show.

Pamela Lee's thick blubbery (look like a couple of cocktail weenies) lips excite me SO much!!! :barf:

general hospital is another show that sucks.

That isnt wax in my ears, its mustard!

i am so excited to go to the dentist next week!

I'm leaving SO, this site is boring.

I can't wait til they do a remake of My Mother the Car

i love awkward moments between friends. they're the best.

I haven't slept for 4 days straight.

I married a cocker Spaniel, but, we got a divorce......over religious differences! :lol:

:lol: you crack me up mikado. (and that's not a lie ;) )

i love commercials...especially when they interrupt the best parts of a show!

Man it's cold today, i had to wear a jacket when i went out earlier.

I know what you mean Barney, I got the furnace turned on as we speak

i feel like baking a cake...from scratch!

It's snowing right now

I love housecleaning and not being outdoors.

I never go outside, people scare me.:lol:

I AM NOT addicted to S.O.

SO's the worst site on the internet.

My job is to shave the hair off sports celebs

When I get older I plan on moving to Antartica to study the lifestyles of penguins.

I love summer and hate fall.

I wish my legs would fall off

It's getting late, i think i'm gonna go to bed.

i love being nauseous.

I love having a big itchy rash

I didn't sleep at all last night.

I only eat all-natural foods picked in Florida, by trained monkeys

i'm going to lock myself in my room for the rest of summer.

I love this massive big project that was just sprung on me at work

I can fly like a bird.:lol:

i love stress!

I've never watched a Movie.

i looove going to the gym.

I don't have any friends *sobs*:lol:

tv is a waste of life.

I LOVE taking out the garbage.

I LOVE taking out the garbage.

I love watching you take out the garbage.:lol:

i don't want to go on vacation at the end of the month!

I love all the rain we're getting.

I love pork.

I AM NOT addicted to S.O.

I'm so tired of SO.

i'm so excited for school to start.

I like hot weather

I'm moving to Africa.

I'm never posting on this board again!:p

I'm going to bed now.

i love having mixed feelings about a situation.

I hate the Beatles

i'm going to cancel my internet and tv this week.

i'm going to cancel my internet and tv this week.

I didn't know you had internet service.

Im so glad my puter is screwed, i really prefer going online at the Library like this, anyway

The library is my favorite place to get on line.

I hate having Fri's off during the summer.

I would love to work at my job 7 days a week with no time off. :wave:

I'm ready for bed.

i can't believe its not butter.

I hate not having to go into work on Sundays!

I'm leaving tonight for a trip around the world.:lol:

I don't miss "talking" to a girl I met on-line who just vanished a couple years ago.

I never want to talk to a girl again.

i'm running in a marathon tomorrow.

I'm joining InspectorExstead with the marathon tomorrow!

I have blue eyes.

i love being tired.

I hate Pro Football.

i'm going on a starvation diet.

I hate Krispy Kreme doughnuts.

i'm throwing my i love lucy dvds out, all of them.

I love classical music.

George Walker Bush has been the best president of all of them.

I agree with the person in the previous post :lol:

I'm a size 4 ;) :lol:

I wanna stuffed teddy bear to sleep with.:lol:

i am so excited to get up early & go to school.

I'm not drinking anymore Pepsi, I lost my taste for it.

I hate hockey so much that im burning all my jerseys!

I love Hockey Mikey. Can I have your Jersey's.:lol:

I love summer. Because its so much fun to sweat profusely, to get skin rashes,fungal infections and huge electric bills.

I love to get a speeding ticket, It just makes my day.:lol:

I adore eggs

I love working 7 days a week. It's fun!

I hope the Phillies win the World Series.

I hope the Rays come back and win it

I'm ready for bed.

I hate ice cream

I hate pizza.

And I especially hate french fries with fried chicken

I hate my nieces

I hate playing games on SO, they are so boring.

I hate I Love Lucy

I wish the net didnt exist

I'm so lonely, i could cry.

I just ate a gallon of ice cream

I just ate 15 doughnuts

I just married Lisa Loeb (I wish)

I hate posting on SO

I cant find my pants

I'm the town drunk.

I am so very very happy that the very stressful pd at my job has ended.

I hate sports

I love football, especially the Bills

I'm really a woman.:crazy: :lol:

I hate that we're going into a slow pd at work