I just quit my job.

i cannot wait until summer is OVER!

I hate chocolate cake

i'm moving to paris tomorrow!

I couldn't sleep at all last night.

I went to Las Vegas last night

My stomach hurts.

I just ran into Elton John at the grocery store.

I love watching what I eat

I really don't want to get a massage!

I love crying

I dont miss you Claire

I'm gonna take a late night dip in the swimming pool.

i hate the new Library , here in town

I've never told a lie my entire life.:lol:

According to Jim is funny.

This is my favorite game on SO.

i am so GLAD school starts tomorrow!!

I hate inspector ;)

I can fly, Really, I can.:crazy:

I like bad bosses.

im not at all nervous about my apointment on Fri

I hate pizza

I hate Holidays

I hate ice cream

I wish the temp would drop 80 degrees so i could shovel some snow

I'm bored.

im so glad my puter is still screwed up

It's way passed my bedtime.:lol:

i loooove it when people don't return my calls.

^I haven't missed Megan since she's been gone. You know thats a lie. If you see this Megan, Hi pretty woman.:wave:

I havent missed Megan either, God i hated her :p

I'm wide awake.

i hate the beach.

i love the beach

I'm moving to France.

I love watching what I eat

I'm running for President in 2012.:crazy:

I wish I had to work today

its a beautiful sunny day

i wish i had another paper to write.

I wish I were still in school.:rolleyes:

I wish I had to work 7 days a week

i hate tv!

I play Quarterback for the New York Jets.

i'm going to rome in two hours! :wave:

and I'm going to France in one!:lol:

I was born in France.

I have 8 children :lol:

I'm going to bed when the sun comes up.

I really want to go to work today

I'm getting a new computer tomorrow.

me too, but, i dont want one!

I really want to go to work today

i actually just came back from a five hour workout!!

I'm pregnant

I'm pregnant
and im the one who got her pregnant :lol:

and im the one who got her pregnant :lol:

Yeah baby! And we're getting married! ;) :lol:

Yeah baby! And we're getting married! ;) :lol:

I'm jealous!:mad: :lol:

I'm jealous!:mad: :lol:

Don't be jealous, I really want to marry you! ;) :kiss:

I love working unpaid overtime!

Don't be jealous, I really want to marry you! ;) :kiss:

:lol: :lol:

right, and the date has already been set.:happyface

I hate hate hate I Love Lucy ( a big lie)

I was hired to star in a movie with Jennifer Garner.:p

i'm sleeping and typing this out right now!

^lol

I think i'm gonna stay up all night and watch the sun come up.

I love working 7 days a week sometimes

I love sardines on a pizza

i'm getting a tattoo right now!

I have a wife and seven kids.

i just won a million dollars.

:lol: :lol:

right, and the date has already been set.:happyface

Yes, it's set for November 24th ;)

I really really want to go into work today

i wish i had gotten up at 5.30 this morning.

Yes, it's set for November 24th ;)

I can't wait cause I loves you.:lol: :happyface :crazy:

I can't wait cause I loves you.:lol: :happyface :crazy:

Aww! I loves you too! :kiss:

Aww! I loves you too! :kiss:

Barney and LuLu setting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G .......:lol: :crazy:

I'm not tired

i wish i could go to school allllllll the time!

I got a lot of sleep last night

i love having weird dreams.

Barney and LuLu setting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G .......:lol: :crazy:

:lol: Got that right ;)

i hate general hospital.

:lol: Got that right ;)

I bought a baby carriage today.:p :cool:

I bought a baby carriage today.:p :cool:

I bought a crib ;) :D

I bought the rattle...enjoy you two! :lol:

I'll probably use the rattle more than the baby.:lol:

I hate dogs

I hate parrots

I'm going to bed as soon as I submit this post.

its midnight and im fast asleep

i hate to relax.

I love working massive amts of overtime (esp. since I'm exempt)

I'm a virgin.

i'm going on a starvation diet starting right now.

I'm not sleepy

I hate having the day off today -- really wish I were at work!

i hate classic automobiles

I love cleaning the bathroom!

Great, id love to help you clean it! Especially the encrusted toilet bowl!

I am so very very happy that my retirement plan lost money.

I really would love to be forced to eat eggs

And I want to be force fed pureed beef liver!

I wish i could of worked about four more hours today.

I love unpaid overtime!

I feel good.

I love Mexican food

I love to shave.

I love cleaning the bathtub

I think Bush has left a great legacy

I hate NBA Basketball.

I love it when I have to file a complicated tax form - the confusion really turns me on

im not carving a pumpkin this year

I'm not giving out candy this year for Halloween. I'm gonna turn the lights off and act like i'm not home.:lol:

I hate doughnuts and pie and am glad I can not eat them often

I've never worked a day in my life.

I loved having to go into work today

My car is a brand new Ferrari

I love having to go into work at 5:30 am on Tuesday

I'm not going to sleep tonight.

I don't like candy and I especially hate home made ice cream.

I never leave the house.

Im so rich i have 20 computers

I hate having Veteran's Day off

I'm a wild and crazy guy.

I love torrential downpours when I don't have an umbrella

I haven't eaten all day.

I love cleaning the bathroom

I don't have a bathroom in my home.

I HATE ice cream

i hate redheaded women

I HATE the sexy guy at work who keeps hitting on me

I've said it before & I'll say it again I HATE ICE CREAM!

i'm going back to sleep & ditching school!

I think Angelina Jolie isnt a spoiled bitch with overated looks

I hate having Saturday off

i'm so glad the weekend is over!

Sarah Palin would have been a fantastic Vice-President

I hate watching TV.

I HATE Thanksgiving

i have 4 hours to use this Library puter

i'm not going to shower until 2009.

:rofl: I HOPE thats a lie!

I am the most talented man on the planet!

i'm going to pull an all nighter tonight.

im so happy to be taking Ritalin again

David Letterman is the King of Tact. (A VERY VERY BIG lie)

I hate chocolate.

I hate chocolate too. But what I REALLY HATE is homemade ice cream.

I'm a huge Yankees fan.

I love brussel sprouts!

I can't stand The Simpsons. What a dumb TV show!

I AM NOT tired.

The sky is green!!

I think Reba McEntire is not talented (a BIG lie)

I am a cannibal. ;)

And I am a total vegeterian.

I have 10 children!! :lol:

I hate beautiful weather.

I have a trillion dollars and I live on a tropical island on Mars.

I LOVE brussel sprouts

i love it when my dog rolls around in the mud and i get to scrub her in the tub, after.
:D

I DO NOT look forward to posting on SO everyday!

I have yellow teeth

I HATE You Tube

Yucky is what chocolate is.

I hate french fries and LOVE liver.

I would hate to go to college to be a graphic designer.

I hate french fries and pizza and think liver is the greatest.

I can't find my pants.

(its a lie because I don't WANT to find them)

Anthony Weiner is chaste.

i am a swimming Olympian and have a gold medal to prove it! :p

New York City is not crowded at all and is a very cheap place to live.

It's winter in Seattle right now

I think Anthony Weiner is the model of propriety.

Siberia is a nice place to catch a tan on vacation.

I think ice cream tastes awful - esp. Ben & Jerry's

my dog hates chasing balls!

I hate piping hot fresh bagels - especially with creamy butter on top

broken front teeth are an attractive accessory

New York City is an extremely cheap city to live in.

The sky is purple at all times.

I HATE french fries.

I don't enjoy listening to the purring of my cat.

I hate pad Thai.

I don't like the smell of roses.

I was offered the position of the Pope.

George Clooney proposed to me last night. I'm considering....

Kanye West is a really considerate gentleman.

I just won the Publishers clearing house sweepstakes! Yep! There was a knock on my door this morning and I was told I won 10,000.00 dollars!

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I love trashy talk shows, the more of them the better.

Erik Estrada and Tony Danza are out on my lawn fighting over me!!

I don't like horror movies.

I just LOVE Debra Barone ! She is just so nice to Raymond. I consider her my role model on how to be a nice, pleasant, sweet wife!

I hate taking pictures and videos.

Madison McLaughlin and the Marano sisters are ugly.

I could go for several years without any more internet use.

I love wearing socks and shoes. I absolutely hate to wear flip flops and sandals!

I love having to watch what I eat.

I love having to watch what I eat.


Yeah me too! I'm glad I only like healthy foods, and can't stand Mexican food, popcorn , cheeseburgers and beer!

i can't find my pants

It's beastly hot here in NYC right now!

President Obama is here in Southern California for the weekend. I said what the heck, you can stay at our house. So he took me up on that, and he's asleep in my guest bedroom right now. I'm trying not to make too much noise and wake him up!

Red Lobster's cheddar biscuits are nasty.

I love frigid weather with massive wind chills

My phone number is 867-5309.

I am not sick of all the snowfalls this winter.

I just LOVE my dark roots and new found grey hairs! I think I will stop my hair color appointments at the beauty salon!

I have no use for Facebook.

I love honey....its delish and doesn't make my throat swell up.

I love blizzards in March!

I loathe yoga & pilates

I love to pay money for a gel manicure and a short time later have my polish chipping and my nails looking/feeling rough!!!!!!

I love to pay retail and never use coupons.

I love to pay retail and never use coupons.:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I KNOW that's a lie! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Orange juice is my favorite beverage.

My body is covered with tattoos.

I have a tongue stud

I am a Vegetarian

I love Onions

I hate hate hate WINGS!

I NEVER watch One day at a time!

And I NEVER watch Bewitched!

I can't stand Steve from Petticoat Junction!!!

I love it when the temperature is in the high 90s

Johnny Carson is an awful talk show host.

I don't like TV shows about hauntings and ghosts!

Lasagna is disgusting.

And so are French fries!

I hate going to the grocery store!

I LOVE Brussels sprouts!

Liver is my favorite meal!

Liver, beets, and Brussels sprouts, IMHO, YUMMY!

My favorite singer is Madonna !

I think Good Times is the best show ever.

I Love my coffee black with no sugar! Nothing better than waking up in the morning, making a pot of coffee and realizing I am out of cream!

WINGS is the suckiest show ever! (A very very BIG lie)

I think Mackenzie Phillips is wayyy better looking than Valerie Bertinelli on One Day at A Time.

^^^^^^^^^
I totally agree with Nordy

Bette Davis was a terrible actress.

I don't like old TV shows and music! I think the stuff that is out now is SO much better!

It's sweltering hot outside today!

I hate fresh cut flowers.

I wish I could stay awake!

I LOVE crowded smelly bars.

I love when meat gets stuck in my teeth!!

I love missing buses by a few seconds.

Menopause is so much fun!!!

French fries suck!

I hate to eat popcorn at the movies!!!

Chuck Norris' Roundhouse kick wouldn't hurt at all.

I HATE coconut macaroons.

I love how rainy days make my hair all goofy, puffy and frizzy looking!!!