View Full Version : Ralph Kramden, a NY Giants fan? (0art 2)


Frank Gannucci
01-13-2008, 10:13 PM
(The NY Giants won the NFC Divisional Title by beating the Dalls Cowboys 21-17.)

(Ralph comes home happy.)

Alice: "Ralph, I take it that the Giants won?"

Ralph: "Alice, how could you not see that game? It was shown on WNYW. Boy, what an upset. I will tell you who's also upset is that Joe Fenstablau. He picked the Giants to lose. I can't wait tosee the expression on his face tomorrow."

Alice: "Who are the Giants playing next week?"

Ralph: "Green Bay Packers in Wisconsin."

(Ed comes down.)

Ed: "Hey Ralph-ie boy! What a game. Those Cowgirls lost to our Giants. Next week, they will play Green Day."

Ralph: "Green Day?"

Ed: "Yeah, Green Day. I wonder if the band will sue the Packers because they call them Green Day."

Ralph: "You stupe. It is Green Bay Packers."

Ed: "Green Bay...are you sure? I would think more people would remember Green Day since it's the name of a band."

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ralph: "Norton, you ought to be committed. Anyway, I can't wait to watch that Giants game next week. Those Giants are going to the Super Bowl and I can't wait. I bet that McGarrity is so upset. I will rub it in his face right now."

Alice: "Ralph, I wouldn't do that if I were you."

Ralph: "Oh you wouldn't? You dirty ole..."

(Ralph goes to the window, opens it and sitcks his head out upward.)

Ralph (yells): "HEY MCGARRITY! GET READY TO EAT CROW! THE GIANTS WILL BEAT GREEN BAY AND GO ON TO WIN THE SUPER..."

(McGarrity hits Ralph with some cheese. McGarrity, Ed & Alice laugh.)

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"

(Ed leaves.)

Ralph (yells): "ONE OF THESE DAYS ALICE...POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!"

(Jackie Gleason comes out on stage. The crowd applauds.)

Jackie: "AND AS USUAL, THE MIAMI BEACH AUDIENCES ARE THE BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Audience cheers.)

(The end.)