Frank Gannucci
01-13-2008, 10:13 PM
(The NY Giants won the NFC Divisional Title by beating the Dalls Cowboys 21-17.)
(Ralph comes home happy.)
Alice: "Ralph, I take it that the Giants won?"
Ralph: "Alice, how could you not see that game? It was shown on WNYW. Boy, what an upset. I will tell you who's also upset is that Joe Fenstablau. He picked the Giants to lose. I can't wait tosee the expression on his face tomorrow."
Alice: "Who are the Giants playing next week?"
Ralph: "Green Bay Packers in Wisconsin."
(Ed comes down.)
Ed: "Hey Ralph-ie boy! What a game. Those Cowgirls lost to our Giants. Next week, they will play Green Day."
Ralph: "Green Day?"
Ed: "Yeah, Green Day. I wonder if the band will sue the Packers because they call them Green Day."
Ralph: "You stupe. It is Green Bay Packers."
Ed: "Green Bay...are you sure? I would think more people would remember Green Day since it's the name of a band."
(Ralph rolls his eyes.)
Ralph: "Norton, you ought to be committed. Anyway, I can't wait to watch that Giants game next week. Those Giants are going to the Super Bowl and I can't wait. I bet that McGarrity is so upset. I will rub it in his face right now."
Alice: "Ralph, I wouldn't do that if I were you."
Ralph: "Oh you wouldn't? You dirty ole..."
(Ralph goes to the window, opens it and sitcks his head out upward.)
Ralph (yells): "HEY MCGARRITY! GET READY TO EAT CROW! THE GIANTS WILL BEAT GREEN BAY AND GO ON TO WIN THE SUPER..."
(McGarrity hits Ralph with some cheese. McGarrity, Ed & Alice laugh.)
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"
(Ed leaves.)
Ralph (yells): "ONE OF THESE DAYS ALICE...POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!"
(Jackie Gleason comes out on stage. The crowd applauds.)
Jackie: "AND AS USUAL, THE MIAMI BEACH AUDIENCES ARE THE BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"
(Audience cheers.)
(The end.)
(Ralph comes home happy.)
Alice: "Ralph, I take it that the Giants won?"
Ralph: "Alice, how could you not see that game? It was shown on WNYW. Boy, what an upset. I will tell you who's also upset is that Joe Fenstablau. He picked the Giants to lose. I can't wait tosee the expression on his face tomorrow."
Alice: "Who are the Giants playing next week?"
Ralph: "Green Bay Packers in Wisconsin."
(Ed comes down.)
Ed: "Hey Ralph-ie boy! What a game. Those Cowgirls lost to our Giants. Next week, they will play Green Day."
Ralph: "Green Day?"
Ed: "Yeah, Green Day. I wonder if the band will sue the Packers because they call them Green Day."
Ralph: "You stupe. It is Green Bay Packers."
Ed: "Green Bay...are you sure? I would think more people would remember Green Day since it's the name of a band."
(Ralph rolls his eyes.)
Ralph: "Norton, you ought to be committed. Anyway, I can't wait to watch that Giants game next week. Those Giants are going to the Super Bowl and I can't wait. I bet that McGarrity is so upset. I will rub it in his face right now."
Alice: "Ralph, I wouldn't do that if I were you."
Ralph: "Oh you wouldn't? You dirty ole..."
(Ralph goes to the window, opens it and sitcks his head out upward.)
Ralph (yells): "HEY MCGARRITY! GET READY TO EAT CROW! THE GIANTS WILL BEAT GREEN BAY AND GO ON TO WIN THE SUPER..."
(McGarrity hits Ralph with some cheese. McGarrity, Ed & Alice laugh.)
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"
(Ed leaves.)
Ralph (yells): "ONE OF THESE DAYS ALICE...POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!"
(Jackie Gleason comes out on stage. The crowd applauds.)
Jackie: "AND AS USUAL, THE MIAMI BEACH AUDIENCES ARE THE BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"
(Audience cheers.)
(The end.)