These are always fun..

OK, I'll go first.

What did Ed like to hide in his pull-out file box on his desk?

an extra shot glass?

an extra shot glass? ...to go with his protein and vitamin health drink! :lol:

What was Chico riding on when he first came into garage? (in the pilot episode?)

a bike

Your'e too good at this, Joy! :) Actually, it's a wrong answer game--you could've said he rode in on a llama or something like that! :crazy: Then, after you answer the question, write down another question. I notice they play these games in several other message boards and it gets hilarious sometimes!


Why did Marylin not want to marry Chico?

Thanks for the info. This sounds interesting...

Your'e too good at this, Joy! :) Actually, it's a wrong answer game--you could've said he rode in on a llama or something like that! :crazy: Then, after you answer the question, write down another question. I notice they play these games in several other message boards and it gets hilarious sometimes!


Why did Marylin not want to marry Chico?

Because he was not Ed. Her true love.

why did chico want to move out of the garage and van to the apartment in chico packs his bags?

why did chico want to move out of the garage and van to the apartment in chico packs his bags?


Because he was sick and tired of Ed blasting his heavy metal rock music all night long.:rock:


What did Ed invent that led to being bilked out of $500 by a con artist?

what else, a bottomless shot glass so he can drink continuosly as needed:lol:

:lol: good one!

Why did Maria Esteban despise Chico at first? (on The Big Brush Off)

because she was stupid lol

no really, because he let someone else.....do his taxes lol

why don't ed and della really get along?

Because Ed once took Della's Deli-car-tessin on a wild, drunken joy ride and crashed, spilling ham sandwiches all over the barrio. Della never forgave him!


Why was Chico and Ed suspicious of Count Catalan?, (who Chico's Aunt Connie was sweet on)

because his shoes were always on the wrong feet

why didn't ed want chico to sell his wife's dress at the charity auction

Because he wanted to wear it himself for the southern ball.

Why didn't Chico want to shake Papa san's hand?

because Chico is so strong he didn't want to hurt the poor guy and turn his hand to chop suy lol

why doesn;t mando seem to like ed?

Becasue Mando has a phobia of funny old men with goofy looking hats! :eek: :lol:


What object did Chico sell to the two old ladies (at their garage sale) that Ed and Chico desperately try to buy back later?

his invention the bottomless shotglass


what was wrong with chico's cousin delores.....in the no room in the garage episode

She had a case of restless leg syndrome and kept kicking Ed's shins.


What did Tammy (the little old lady in the Dream episode) want to show Ed when she wanted him to go out back with her?

Because Louie wanted to wear it to the prom.

Why did Chico want to buy once they sold the bike balancer to the skam artist?

a jet ski


what does louie do whenever he comes into the garage?

He puts on his french maid outfit and tidies up the garage.

What did the little girl, Morgan, keep hidden inside her teddy bear?

the money her mom stole from the first bank of the barrio


what does della do for a living?

She's is the new doctor at the local barrio medical office.

What is Chico cooking in the pot?

he's doing ed's laundry


why is mando in such a hurry to get a key from Ed?

Because it's almost midnight and Mando wants privacy when he turns back into a pumkin! :lol:

What did Ed keep doing to Flora that angered her and made her leave Ed at the alter?

he had too many burritos at the bachelor party Chico through for him and he kept belching

what did chico want to add in the garage to make it easier for him to get ready for a date.....?

One of those underground vaccum tunnels leading straight from the nurse's lounge at the hospital to the garage!

Why was Ed so freaked out at the mural painted on the alley wall?

it was a mural of Della, flora, and mable all naked


why does Chico go on strike?

Cause he wants to trade living arrangements with Ed!

Why did Mando think Ed was dead? (in the funeral episode)

Because he heard that Ed ate Louie's cooking!

What fell on Chico in the garage, landing him in the hospital with busted ribs?

mable jumped on him mailbag and all

how did chico's waterbed spring a leak?

While doing the nasty... Chico bit into the mattress when he yelled Hallelujah, Hallelujah....

Why did Reverend Bemis yell at Ed?

:lol:
While doing the
nasty... Chico bit into the mattress when he yelled Hallelujah, Hallelujah....

Why did Reverend Bemis yell at Ed?

Because Ed gave the Reverend bad gas...
(hehe..not what it sounds like...I mean sold him bad gasoline!)


What good deed did Chico do for Ed when he broke into the garage (in the pilot episode?)

Set him up with a good looking lady.... LOOOOKING GOOOOOD! LOL

What did Ed do to get rid of the Count de Catalan?

Ed promised the Count that he could adopt Chico when he married Connie.


What is the one piece of clothing Chico wore that drove the ladies wild?

His gorilla suit! :grineyes:

What made the inspector unhappy when he inspected the garage (in the bathtub episode?)

He was jealous of Chico's cool living arrangements! LOL

What did Miklos the Gypsy want to do for Ed?

give him the bosley hair replacement treatment

why didn't chico and his padre get along at first?

Because Padre was jealous of his sons flair for woman catching. :cool:

Why did Louie slip on a banana peel?

Because Padre was jealous of his sons flair for woman catching. :cool:

Why did Louie slip on a banana peel?

when did louie slip on a banana peel?:confused: :lol:

when did louie slip on a banana peel?:confused: :lol:
:lol:
Chico threw it down when Louie was chasing him & ranting about the dirty mural in the Alley!


What item did Chico mistakenly sell to the 2 little old ladies at the garage sale that angered Ed?

his gym shorts from his old school days he was saving them to wear to the class reunion

who kept calling to interrupt chico's date with nurse nancy?

All his other jealous lady friends lol.

Who did Chico fight in his first boxing match?

to prove to the ladies that he was just as good a fighter as he is a lover


why were the couple fighting when they drove in the garage to have their car serviced?

The guy took one look at Chico and feared he had competition! LOL

Why did Della move into the Barrio?

to run against Edfor president of the better barrio business bureau Association.



why did marilyn turn down chico's marriage proposal?

Because she already accepted Ed's proposal for marriage!

What promotional items did Chico want to give away to boost business for the garage?

His kisses

what was Chico's sport that earned him the nickname Chiller chico?

Curling! LOL

Where was Ed sneaking off to every evening all dressed up?

the senior strip club lol


what was Ed having trouble with the day he witnessed the car accident?




lucky, what is curling?

lucky, what is curling?

It is a winter sport in the scandinavian countries and is an official winter olympic sport.... it involves brooms and a weight that slides across the ice. A lot of comedians have made fun of this sport because it doesn't look like one and it is very slow moving (ie boring to some). I picked it for my answer because Chico was called "Chiller" and my mind went to something to do with ice! LOL

It is a winter sport in the scandinavian countries and is an official winter olympic sport.... it involves brooms and a weight that slides across the ice. A lot of comedians have made fun of this sport because it doesn't look like one and it is very slow moving (ie boring to some). I picked it for my answer because Chico was called "Chiller" and my mind went to something to do with ice! LOL

oh cool!
thanks for telling me, i thought it had to do with surfing. lol

[QUOTE=Joy]the senior strip club lol


what was Ed having trouble with the day he witnessed the car accident?




A pulled groin muscle from playing basketball with Chico!

What did Mando so desperately need from Ed (on his debut appearance on the show)?

A shot of his booze! LOL

What was Ed's daughter carrying when she entered the garage?

I agree with ya lol. She was STUPID!!!!:lol: :lol:

an(Olympic sized torch) for Chico


why did Chico poke a hole in his waterbed?

what was chico trying to hide from ed when he was so tired at work every day?

what was chico trying to hide from ed when he was so tired at work every day?

The fact that he had a second job working at Disneyland as Winnie The Pooh!

What were Chico and Ed about to go & do when silent screen star Violet Baines showed up at the garage?

LOL winnie the pooh my favorite!!!!!


they were getting ready to go to the Barrio wide parade of garage sales

what did chico and ed have to push out of their garage?

LOL winnie the pooh my favorite!!!!!


they were getting ready to go to the Barrio wide parade of garage sales

what did chico and ed have to push out of their garage?

:lol: :lol:

Mabel the mail-lady..she fainted, landing head-first into her mailbag after Chico got too fresh with her!

What did Chico and Ed try to sell for Louie?

His collection of avon cologne decanters


what were chico and ed trying to teach Miklos the gypsey

His collection of avon cologne decanters


what were chico and ed trying to teach Miklos the gypsey

How to macrame and smoke funny cigarettes.

When Ed kept going out to the piano bar, what was he doing there?

it was a ladies only bar and he was the entertainment;)

why was chico upset when he found out liz had a nose job

Cause it clashed with his own boob job

Where was the show set?

Cause it clashed with his own boob job

Where was the show set?

Bald Knob, Arkansas

What was Ed's reaction when he found Chico and his girlfriend, Patty, alone together in the van?

Ed looking excited;

"Great ceasers ghost, Why wasn't I invited!"

Patty: "Sorry Ed, this is a private party"

Chico: "Yeah, Ed, This is a one on one private affair"

Ed: "One on one alright. Ome hand and the other will throw you out, if I catch that van calasping from broken shocks!"



Bald Knob, Arkansas

What was Ed's reaction when he found Chico and his girlfriend, Patty, alone together in the van?

you forgot to ask A Q

What kind of business did Ed run?

A Bar and Grill

Why does Chico spend so much time in the bathroom?

he keeps raiding Eds supply of prunes

what ever happened to the ugly mail carrier after the second season?

he keeps raiding Eds supply of prunes

what ever happened to the ugly mail carrier after the second season?


She married Sammie Davis Jr., (he liked women that played hard to get!) and she never had to work again!

How did Chico do to try and impress Maria, who hated him at first?

He showed her his green jacket after winning the Masters in golf.


Why did Ed object to a Birthday party that Chico wanted to organize?

Because Chico failed to arrange for Flora to jump out of the cake in her birthday suit!



Fill in the blank: (from the pilot episode)

Ed to Chico: "Get out of here! And take your ______ with you!"

and take your accent with you!

"you know what your problem is? your --------- is so tight it;'s cutting off the circulation to your brain

and take your accent with you!

"you know what your problem is? your --------- is so tight it;'s cutting off the circulation to your brain


Mustache!

What did Mable always holler out as she was strolling into the garage?

i work for the United States Post office and i'm here to deliver BABY!


Why did chico;'s cousin want chico to leave ed's garage

i work for the United States Post office and i'm here to deliver BABY!


Why did chico;'s cousin want chico to leave ed's garage

Because he wanted Chico to go in business with him--as a fashion designer in Paris!

What was Ed's special hidden talent?

he could burp the ABC's of course with all that alcohol how could he not

why couldn't della find a date for the fundraising dinner?

because everyone thought she was engaged to Ed


wjy did chico go on strike?

he heard the ladies really go for a man who knows what he wants and goes after it.


what does Chico do every wed nite when he leaves the garage, while Ed hosts the quartet?

He goes out on a date with Suzanne. :) (I couldn't resist, lol.)

what did chico accidently sell at the garage sale that upset ED?

His lucky drawers (hee hee, sorry I could not resist!)

Yes ladies and gentlemen I am back!