(New Dehli) - Hoping to fill the void in the piece of garbage car world left when the Yugo ceased production, India unveiled the $2500 Tata Nano, a cheap crapbox that will surely disappoint car enthusiasts all over the world.

"For years the people of India have been without a terrible car that makes a person regret ever buying it," Tata Motors Chief Ratan Tata announced as photographers snapped away at the ass ugly Nano. "The Nano will fulfill the dreams of every person who has ever wanted to drive to work in a hideous hunk of plastic and sheet metal that will probably explode when it goes over 50 MPH."

Stupid uniformed consumers are already lining up at Tata dealerships to be the first on their block to push their new sh*tmobile to the nearest auto repair shop.

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Why do I visualize 40 clowns and circus music when I see this thing? :crazy:

http://davidakin.blogware.com/_photos/HPIM1538.sized.JPG

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Looks just like those "Smart Cars".

Basically a shopping cart with a cover over it.

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Remember Steve Urkel's BMW Isetta? This is what he'd probably be driving today. :rofl:

Tata Nano...sounds like something Mork from Ork should be driving.


Thanx for the laughs Tom...:brent :rofl:

Tata Nano...sounds like something Mork from Ork should be driving.


Thanx for the laughs Tom...:brent :rofl:
It does sound like something Mork would drive. :brent

It does sound like something Mork would drive. :brent
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That car that Urkel would drive and that car pictured above...man, give me five minutes and a beer, I could flip that piece of sh*t over in a heartbeat. ;)

Remember Steve Urkel's BMW Isetta? This is what he'd probably be driving today. :rofl:

I thought the same thing when I saw it.

But it would be nice for people who live in the country.

Smart Cars are actually very popular here in Canada, id take one.........if they werent priced in Buick territory!! :mad:

They are made by Mercedes.....and are priced like it!

Wow, I'd feel so safe in that car, lol. What's my husband supposed to do with his long legs, fold them in four parts. :lol:

Actually, it passes all the crash tests, but, never having sat in one, I have no idea what the legroom is like....theres no back seat, just a well for groceries, btw.

Wow, I'd feel so safe in that car, lol. What's my husband supposed to do with his long legs, fold them in four parts. :lol:
:rofl:

Here's a pic of the Nano. I plan on pimping mine out with spinning rims.

Bling!

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Here's a pic of the Nano. I plan on pimping mine out with spinning rims.

Bling!

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Don't forget to lower it and make sure you put in a very tiny DVD player too. ;)

what better timing to announce a car without ac or heat than in the middle of January

Wow, I'd feel so safe in that car, lol. What's my husband supposed to do with his long legs, fold them in four parts. :lol:


That, or you'll need one of those little U-Haul trailers to park your ass in!

I don't think even Mini-Me would need blocks on those peddles!

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Don't forget to lower it and make sure you put in a very tiny DVD player too. ;)


And a la Miami, put the neon lighting all around below and flames from the front running to the back. Then jack it up, spinners and mags. You might actually have something then! ;)

what better timing to announce a car without ac or heat than in the middle of January


Made in India......and NO friggin' air conditioning? Glad some real thought went into this. Why not just ride a motorcycle with a rain cap on then! :rolleyes:

And a la Miami, put the neon lighting all around below and flames from the front running to the back. Then jack it up, spinners and mags. You might actually have something then! ;)
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Here is Pimp my Ride Middle Eastern Style: