"My Fair Landlord":

Ralph: "What are you spposed to be?"

Ed: "I'm a Merry Mouseketter."

Ralph: "You are a Merry Nut."

"Stars Over Flatbush":

Ed: "I was born under the sign of Pieces The Fish."

Ralph: "You were born under the sign of Pistachio The Nut."

"Principle of The Thing":

Ed: "Don't you think I should climb that ladder?"

Ralph: "So you are saying that I am too fat and too heavy to climb this ladder. Why don't you just go out and say it?"

Ed: "I don't have to. You just did."

"Deciding Vote":

Ralph: "You are the type that would bend way over to get a pocketbook on April Fool's Day. I wouldn't."

Alice: "You couldn't."

"Mama Loves Mambo":

Alice: "You have seem to have forgotten that I am a woman."

Ralph: "I forgot that you are a woman? How could I? You are always yappin'."

"Opportunity Knocks, But":

Ralph: "After tonight, I may have my own pooltable in my apartment."

Ed: "If you do, you would have to stand on the sink to make a shot."

"The Honeymoon Is Over":

(Alice misses Ralph.)

Alice: "I'm so miserable."

Ed: "You have always been."

"Ralph Goes Hollywood":

Ralph: "Staff, dinner will be at 7 unless of course Bing doesn't come."

Ed: "In that case, we will eat at 6."

"Ralph Goes Hollywood":

Pete: "Who do you think you are, Jackie Gleason?"

Ralph: "How dare you? I'm not that nuts."