(The NY Giants won the NFC Wild Card Playoff round by beating the TB Buccanneers 24-14.)

(Ralph & Ed come home from watching the game.)

Ralph: "Wow! What a game pal. The NY Giants owned Tampa."

Ed: "Those Bucs Super Bwol drought continues. He he he. I thought they were going to lsoe early on."

Ralph: "So did I pal. But, you can count on the Giants winning the Super Bowl this year. Look at all their weak competition. They have to play those weak New England Patriots..."

(Audience laughs.)

Ralph: ",...those weak Dallas Cowgirls..."

(Audience laughs.)

Ralph: "...and all the other teams."

Ed: "Now wait a minute Ralph. Those teams, especially the Patriots look tough to me. After all, the Pats have an undefeated season and they could go all the way."

Ralph: "You are not going to stand there and tell me pal, that you are a Pats fan? I HOPE YOU ARE NOT GOING TO SAY THAT."

Ed: "I won't. Let's look at it this way. The Pats can become the first team since Miami's OWN 1972 Dolphins..."

(Audience cheers.)

Ed: "....to have a perfect season. Another one of my teams went down today."

Ralph: "Oh yeah, who?"

Ed: "I'm a bigger Bucs fan sicne they are associated with pirates and pirates sail in water. Where does water go? In the sewer."

Ralph: "Yooooou sneak."

Ed: "Wait a minute Ralph. If the Pats play their arch-riaval Giants in the Super Bowl, I am rooting for the Pats and I think you should to because if you don't, it's unpatriotic."

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"

(Ed leaves.)

Ralph: "'It's unpatriotic if you don't vote for the Pats.' What a nut."

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage.)

Jackie: "As usual, the Miami Beach audiences are the GREATEST! GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!"

(Audience cheers.)