"New Year's Eve Party Part 2":

(Ralph & Ed are in the Statler Hotel.)

Ralph: "What would this place be without all of this great stuff?"

Ed: "Your apartment."

"Hot Dog Stand":

Ralph: "Where's my mandolin?"

Alice: "Did you forget what happened on New Year's Eve?"

Ralph: "Well, where's the pieces? Maybe I can fix it."

"New Year's Eve Party Part 1":

Ralph: "I have pain."

Mr. Marshall: "Is it a steady or shooting pain?"

Ralph: "What's the difference?"

Mr. Marshall: "Shooting pain is more painful."

Ralph: "It's a shooting pain."

"The Honeymoon Is Over":

(Ed just said that he saw Mike Douglas down in the sewer to present an award.)

Alice: "Does Mike Douglas look as good as he does on TV?"

Ed: "I couldn't tell. He had a mask on."

"Manager of The Baseball Team" (Color version):

Trixie: "Ralph has a good head on his shoulders."

Ed: "What is this on my shoulders, a volleyball?"

"The Two Faces of Ralph Kramden":

Ralph: "How would you like to be the wife of a rich, brilliant highly respected business man?"

Ed: "I think Alice wants to stay with you Ralph."

All from "Man From Space":

#1:

Ralph: "You are not up on the latest developments."

Alice: "I am not up on the latest developments? Who is it that let out your pants the other day?"

#2:

Alice: "Why don't you make your own costume?"

Ralph: "Because I want to win the costume contest. That's why."

#3:

(Alice is in her 12-year old costume.)

Alice: "What do you think Ralph?"

Ralph: "Where's the rest of the costume?"

Happy New Year!