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Zoneboy
12-19-2007, 12:50 AM
Link (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071219/ap_on_fe_st/odd_toilet_paper_wedding_dress;_ylt=Amz9cYKbsHRbPUYVcv4ZAUPtiBIF)


NEW YORK - Here comes the bride, all dressed in white two-ply extra soft toilet paper. Lexington, Ky., lovebirds Jennifer Cannon and Doy Nichols are getting hitched Wednesday in a public restroom.


She'll be wearing a gown fashioned from glue, tape and Charmin Ultra Soft and Ultra Strong toilet tissue sheets.

The intricately detailed dress was designed by Hanah Kim, winner of the 2007 Toilet Paper Wedding Dress Contest.

The wedding ceremony, to be attended by family and friends, will take place in Times Square at the Charmin Restrooms, the city's free luxury public restroom facility, a company spokeswoman said Tuesday.

Let's hope the bride doesn't become flush with emotion and start crying: Toilet paper is designed to deteriorate when it gets wet.

Zoneboy
12-19-2007, 12:54 AM
Toilet paper is designed to deteriorate when it gets wet.

That last line really insults my intelligence. :rolleyes:

OH Nuts!
12-19-2007, 12:56 AM
Well bowl me over--what some people won't think of! This has got to be one of the wierdest places to have a wedding. But someone will top it--outrageousness is the name of the game I guess.

catlover79
12-19-2007, 01:00 AM
"Toilet paper is designed to deteriorate when it gets wet"?? Gee, you think so?? :rolleyes:

Mikado
12-19-2007, 01:06 AM
That story is full of....................n/m

TripperFan
12-19-2007, 10:48 AM
"Toilet paper is designed to deteriorate when it gets wet"?? Gee, you think so?? :rolleyes:


Not if it's Charmin'!!! That stuff will still be around long after the earth implodes!