Your quote from each season

Season 1
Mr.Roper:Look at that crack in the ceiling.Their party did that.

Mrs.Roper:Oh that wasn't the party,Stanley,that was the earthquake

Mr.Roper:What earthquake?

Mrs.Roper:The big.Don't you remember?Oh it was thrilling.

Mr.Roper:Thrilling?

Mrs.Roper:Yeah.It was the first time our bed moved in years.

Season 2
Larry:Woody Woodpecker?

Chrissy:Oh what a nice suprise,Larry.It's great to see a cartoon before the main feature.

Jack:Thank God for Kenneth what's his name.He really gave you the bird(does a Woody Woodpecker laugh):lol:.

Season 3
(about Mr.Roper evesdropping)
Jack:That's how he knew about our blender excuse.

Chrissy:And how keeps his money in his matress.

Mrs.Roper: (excited)Is that where he keeps it.

Season 4
Larry:I have not been drinking,I was there.Chrissy is in bed with Furley!

Elmo: (mad)She's where?!

Larry:Whith Furley!What's that?!

Season 5
CIndy:Jack,I'll be a good wife.I'll give you love and respect and a good home.

Jack:I know but you're not pregnant.

Cindy:I'll give you that too.

Jack:I mean you're not already pregnant.

Cindy: (turns to Janet)Talk about lazy.

Season 6
Jack:I guess it's true what they say.Blondes do have more fun.

Terri:Then how come I'm stuck here with you?

Season 7
Terri:First I miss Woodstock and now Larry

Season 8
Terri:OH,I'M SO GLAD THAT YOU'RE HEAR MR.TOWNSAND!

Mr.Townsand:Who are you?

Terri:I'm one of your biggest fans.

Mr.Townsand:Oh,thank you.Now if you excuse,I have to go into my office now.

Terri:OH,DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO GO INTO YOUR OFFICE RIGHT NOW?!

Mr.Townsand:I'M AFRAID SO!

This is impossible. If I did it again, there'd be another list!! But here's what comes to mind immediately:

Season 1

"I couldn't, I just couldn't live in the same house... he didn't even say PLEASE!!!"

Season 2

"Sweetheart? Baby doll?... AAAH!"

Season 3

"What's that perfume?" -- "Ben-gay!"

Season 4

"I'm here.... TO CARVE YOUR ROAST BEEF!"

Season 5

"No, I mean you're not already pregnant." -- "Talk about being lazy!"

Season 6

"I'm a Jesuit priest". --- "Teetotaller?" - "Brain surgeon!" --- "How do you fit being a chef with all your congressional work?" -- "Strut with me mama!"

Season 7

"If you'd stuck with me, your teeth would have lasted a tho-o-o-usand years!!" .... "I AM A PROFESSIONAL! I drive a Porsche! I am even incorporated!"

Season 8

"Uh, just crawling through the neighborhood..."

Final 3

"Janet, your blood pressure!" (PS. Seriously, that's the point Three's Company as we knew it ends. Ugh.)