Just make up a great name for a band. . . . . . .

PeeWee Cooper & The fantastikly Stylish Dial Tones

Hootie and the Skunktones (A 50's band from the Grandfather of the "Blowfish" guy! :lol: ) _ Their big hit: I'm crying over spilt milk

Mark Terrace and The Flag Boys

Red Hot Chili Spice Girls

The Petunias

Buddy Money and the Horseflies :lol:

Big hit: My Mother's Xmas turkey ran away

Mary Minor and The Shiners

The Cow Piles - their #1 hit single - Your Mama Don't Milk And Your Daddy Don't Stink (lol!)

Mitch Millford and the Milksops-
BigHit: Mamma don't let your babies visit Micheal Jackson

The Ampersands

Blinkin Park

Tammy and the Toilet Scrubbers (big hit: I wanna scrub your Bowl)

The Trapezoids

RAW SEWAGE
Their #1 hit Liquid Waste

The Hypnotic Hillbillies featuring Billy Ray Cyrus... :lol:

The Aardvark Anthill Pile

^^^:lol:^^^

The Eager Beavers....... hit: I'm nuts for Trees!

The RigaTonies

Beanie and the Franks - hit: Tootin' Fruity

The Dumpster Divers

The Credenzas

Firebombed Mousehole (heavy metal)- hit: The Devil has borrowed my comb

The Casseroles singing their big hit 'You Hot Dish"

BUZZSAW with their hit....I got my blade in you

^^:lol:^^

Radioactive mountain monkeys/ hit: I loved you so much that i ate my pants

The Purple Anteaters singing their #1 hit "Hives and Dives"

Electric Toenail and their hit "Boogey Woogey on my Mommas grave"

Hill Of Beans with their smash hit==> Jiffy Poppin Farts

^^^ :lol: ^^^

The limping camels with their hit : Jailhouse waltz

The Staplers

The Flaming pizzas..... Dont cut my heart in slices

Led Leppard (a 1980s-style metal band), Squirrels on Helium (a pop-punk group) and the Ladies of the Underworld (an all female metal band)

"Corny" Peterson and the skunktippers- You left me, so my houndog now wears your clothes

Floyd & The Barbershop Boys - Baby, you cut me way too short

X-Depot - Don't Cross My Tracks Cause That Train Won't Stop (lol!)

:lol:

Monkeys with Diapers: You drive me bananas!

^ lol!

Zoo Keepers - You Left My Heart In A Dirty Cage

^^^:lol:^^^

Anorexic Canibals- I'm eating your heart out, over you

^ (lol!)

Fish Finders - Drop Me A Line & Honey I'm Hooked On You

Bathouse towels- Give me that mold time Religion

The Blue Persimmons

The Paris Tribute Band - "Thats Hot, But I'm Not" & "I Fought The Law And Lost"

Bad Bozo - "Fears Of A Clown", "Walk A Mile In My Big Old Shoes" & "Hitchin' A Ride In A Car Full Of Clowns"

^^^:lol:^^^

The Hockey Stickers: I'm checking your body, while I'm checking it out

The Pantyhose and Kazoo Disco Marching Bank

Chimney Sweeps - "When Smoke Gets In Your Eyes And Nose" "Fire And Soot" & "Ooops I'm On Fire"

The Plaster Blasters - "Throw Another Brick Through The Wall", "Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Want It To Fall", & "That's The Night That My House Fell Down In Georgia"

The Colonoscopies

^^^:lol:^^^ Good job, both of you! :)

Carl Creepy and the BO boys: Stalking you at the High school Dance

The Oranginas

Bubha & The Bed Bugs - "Another Bug Bites The Dust", & "Spray It, Beat It, Don't Make Me Repeat It"

The Blueberry Mermaids

The Sewermen - "I Found It In The Pipeline", "Flush Dance", & "Don't Drop No Bomb On Me Baby"

Las Hormigas - singing "Mosca in Moscow" and "Una Colina Bonita"

Anna and the Palindromes- I go both ways, baby!

Miss Cecelia GooGooBelle and the Cumberbunds singing "Ouch, Hiss and Wink"

^^:lol:^^

Tommy Fruit and the Flies- Gimme a swat, sometimes

The Pink Credenzas

Peter Pickel and the Cukes- Sailing on the salty brine with you

^lol!

Bad Luck Bandits - "Took the Fake Money and Ran", "Indiana Wants Me Along With Kentucky & Tennessee", and "I Left My Bag of Loot in San Francisco"

hehe :lol:

The Dump trucks- Don't let me run over your heart

The Pink Electronics - singing Neon's Sprocket in Your Socket

^^:lol:^^ good one Rich

3 Moon Jacktaw- You're my houndog and I love you, so please dont leave me, and our pups!

Meatheads Revenge - "Those Were The Worst Days Of My Life", "Me & You & Your Parents Too"

Archie's Revenge - "Got To Get Him Out My House", "Gloria, Why Did You Give Him Our Number"

The Psychadelic Brownies singing Hash Bash Weary? Timothy Leary?

^^^^ Hahahahahahaha :lol: :roller: ^^^^

Smelly old men without pants- Razor toting rest home deliquents

Kool-Aid - "Purple Craze", & "I Wouldn't Give A Dime For Beer Or Wine"

Non-mentholated Yakuza- Carry me back to old Osaka

The East Sheyboygan Kazoo Marching Band

cute one Rich :)

Imarriedmycousin- The theme to Family Ties

cute one Rich :)

Imarriedmycousin- The theme to Family Ties


Thx!!

Eddie Spaghetti and The Marinara Sisters singing Saucy Sally, Solely Cannoli and their big #1 hit The Braciole Tarantella

0.o

The Fender Benders - I aint got no insurance!

Carlotta Tendent & The Valets singing Park It Here Baby!

Redundant pandas- I'm not going extinct, that's just my cologne

Ida Slapter and The Punchinellos singing Stop The Diss

Cara And the Mudbath Queens- The Ballad of Petunia Pig

Iona Carr and The Chevvies singing Honk! Honk! Beep! Beep! I've Got Gas

^ Those are too funny! lol! ^

Billy Beef and the Muttonheads- Punk Butchers from Hell

Herbie Zoster and The Varicellas singing "Dottie Shingles Gets On My Nerves"

hehe

Surfer psychiatrists from Peoria- Surfin' with Sigmund Freud

Marcus Absent and the Truants singing Hooky's Cool

the Flaming yodel-mites- Boogie Woogie Yodel Boy

The Pinatas singing "Whack Me, Baby"

Carbon-dated Teens- Prehistoric Hip Hop Girls

Rhoda Novel and The Seriffs singing Hope Hugh Read Comics

that one took me a sec :lol:

Fibre-formed Beast Babies - Rock around the Collar

Winnie Baygo and Minnie Vann singing Trucking Down The Highway

S&M Hedgehogs - Spank me baby, with a boogie Beat

Beyonce Knowles - Destiny's Child :) sorry :lol:

The Punk Accountants singing Add, Subtract and Die

(inspired by The Far Side)

The Frustrated Girlfriends - "Buddy, You're Going To The Chapel And You're Gonna Get Married," & "I'll Take Out That Ring A Round The Collar When You Put A Ring Around My Finger."

The Flourescent Giraffes singing Nibble Nibble Little Star

^^^:lol:^^^^

Teenage Mudpuppy- I'm gonna evolve into your heart!

Shirley Loud and The Decibel Blasters - singing Airplane Takeoff

Chinesemonkeygods- C'mon let's Go...ku!

(Goku is the Chinese monkeygod)

Missy Dogbiscuits singing K9sRGR8

King Tut's Walnuts- I want my Mummy!

Mona Lott and The Whiners - singing Kvetch Kvetch Kvetch

The Frantic Felines - "I Got The Litter Box Blues", "Cat-Nip Fever", & "With A Rebel Yowl I Want More Tuna Fish."

Rebel Macho Rambo Poodles- Fireplug Rock

The Flourescent Pink Avocados

Police Brutality Junebugs- Hotrod Junebug

The Ungulates singing Pedestrian Equestrian

wow thats a scientific one Rich :lol:

The pea-brained politicians- I'm taxing my love, for you

The Masticators singing My Baby Done Chewed Me Up

Danny Diapers and the RASH- Ch-ch-ch-Change me!

The Walla Walla Whistling Women's Choir - with their rendition of Hummingbird

Boston Mailmen - "Take A Letter Maria And Give It To Cliff", "Chain Chain Chain, Chain Mail", & "Return To Sender, There's Postage Due, That's Why My Letter Keeps Coming Back"

The Howling Tubas- The Aruba Tuba song

That famous trio group the N-Zymes starring Ella Vayted, Billy Rubin, and John Diss singing their famous hit ballad Hep E. Titus

^ lol! ^


The Two Wheelers - "Spinning Wheels Get Me Home", "Baby You Can Ride My Bike", & "It Ain't Easy When Its Breezey To Keep It On The Road"

The East Muncie Tinkling Water Glass Band

Satan's Puppies - If you do me wrong, I'll piddle on your leg

The Presbyoptics singing "Do You Read Me"

Polly and the Pumphouse Girls- If you flood me with your love, I'll cry you a river

Rock Paper Sissors = "1 2 3 Cover Me", & "Hey Hey Hey, Can I Play"

The Metronomes singing Tick Tock

Farmyard Chicken Catchers- Mah hound dog died , but ah still got my mule

The Sigmoid Fronds singing Psychobubble

"Sigmoid Fronds" :rofl:

Casper & the Capsules- You aint got a ghost of a chance

The Instamantics singing I Want It Now

^ (lol!) Good ones!



Sonny & The Soda's - "Baby, Pop My Top", "Gee Whiz, We Got The Fizz" & "Burp Those Bubbles"

The Electric Oranges singing Juiced For Breakfest!

Cranky Cowboys - "Another Hoof On My Foot", "I Got Too Close To The Branding Iron", & "My Horse Threw Me Over For A Pretty Little Filly"

Molly Coddle and Marshall Artz singing Different As Night and Day

^^^:lol:^^^ I especially liked "Cranky Cowboys"

The Cement Mules: You're so Stubborn

Cheesie Choowey and the Marinaras singing Hot and Crusty

The INSOMNIACS- I'll never sleep with you

Miss Mona Lott and the Whiners singing Shut Up Already

The Hillbilly Honeys - "I Found Love In The Haystack", "I Took Off My Muddy Boots And Overalls And Put On Fancy Duds For You", & "You Got The Jugs, And I Got The Moonshine Still".

The Macrobiotic Anacondas singing Tofu Rat

^^:lol:^^ love it!

The Towering Endomorphs- Big PHAT and Tall*

(*Rap album)

The Hermaphrodites singing I've Got Everything

Red Riding Hoods - "I Won't Steal A Kiss But I Will Steal Your Car", "Ricco, Don't Loose My Brass Knuckles" & "Don't Bungle My Rumble"

THE RED PUMPING ORGANS-Church music to dance by

Popcorn Pete - "Why Does It Always Have To Be This Side Up", "She Bought The Bag And I Bought The Bucket", & "Don't Pick Up Your Baby With Butter On Your Fingers"

French Fried Armadillos- The Cholesterol Stomp

Kay Linda & Los Guapecitos singing Beautiful People

Cactus - "She's Too Prickly To Love", "I Got Your Point", & "She Gave A Scream When She Touched My Green"

hehe ^^^

THE LISA WELCHEL OBSSESSIVES- Can i learn the FACTS OF LIFE, with you?

Fonz & The Fonzette's - "Rockin', Rollin' & Ridin' On My Bike", "My Mama Rode A Harley And Daddy Drove A Honda", & "Haaay Haaay Haaay Get Out Of My Way."

The Festering Sores- You tear me apart

The Hell No's - Oh No You Di'n't

THE SOUP NAZIS- I (Sein)fel(d) for you

The Nasty Boys Funky Armpit Sounds Marching Band doing their instrumental version of Ban The Beano

heheheheh ^^^ :lol:

The New Crying Playground Boys on the Block- I'm telling my big brother on you!

Jason Reinbows Ann Butterflies -Spring's In The Air

The Toilet Brushes- I'm going to scrub you out of my life

The Iconoclastic Trapezoids singing Parallograms Are Cool.

The Witchy Wicked Wives - "He Went On Vacation And All He Brought Me Was His Dirty Laundry", "He'll Be Sorry He Didn't Buy Me That Daytona T-Shirt Cause Now I'm Getting A New TV" & "I Took His Credit Card To Town"

THE FLAMING NUDISTS- Fire down Below

The Avuncular Geraniums singing Fathering A Fern

Woof with their hit single Doggy style

The CHICKEN MAFIA- Serve up Colonel Sanders with a coleslaw & Fries

^lol!^


The 3 Puppets - "You Know I'll Attack Those Cold Hands Up My Back", "Didn't You Say There'd Be No Strings Attached", & "You Put The Words Right In My Mouth"

The Misanthropic Hemmorhoids singing Terror in the 'Testines

Weather Delight

(from a mondegreen from Olivia Newton-John's "A Little More Love;" when she sang "in the web of your lies," I heard "in the weather delight")

Ahnohld And the Govenors- I'll be Bahk

The Rabbits

(to follow the Beatles, just as the VW Rabbit followed the VW Beetle)

Their big hit? "Run Rabbit Run!" :D

^^Cute :lol:

The Garbage Baggs- You threw me out, and left me to rot (thats when I knew it was over)

The Brannock Device singing "If The Shoe Fits..."

The Anne Bolynns- I'm losing my head over you

The Guillotines singing Cut To The Quick

Alliance

Hit song - "Stand Together" :lol:

Patty O'Furniture & Jay's Lounge singing Lying In The Sun

Tobey and the Trailers- I will follow wherever you go

Brandon Cattle and the Wrusters singing Round Em Up & Move Em Out

KICK & STOMP (Punk Band) - Back Stabbing Woman!!!!

hehe :lol:

The Dump trucks- Don't let me run over your heart

There actually was a band called Dumptruck once. I picked up a cheap copy of one of their cassettes with no case from a yard sale in Holbrook years ago.


http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&searchlink=DUMPTRUCK&sql=11:k9fuxqy5ldhe~T0


Anyway, I've got dozens that I'll probably regret posting:


1)Societal Fringe Elements.
2)Martin Scorsese's Mafia.
3)The Del-Fakers.
4)The Del-F***-Offs.
5)Ghetto Saint Drool.
6)Uptight Whitebreads.
7)Mutant Teenage *******.
8)The Henry Orients.
9)The Femi-Nazis.
10)The Mick Travises.
11)Coinroll Boy.
12)Burn Your School.
13)Cancer Country.
14)Willowbrook Uprising.
15)Willowbrook Rebellion.
16)Planet Pee-Pee Project.
17)Vaginal Beast Infection.
18)Roberta Lincoln Overdrive.
19)Raisin Crap.
20)Smiling Politely.
21)Our Name is So Funny You'll Piss in Your Pants.
22)10% Pete.
23)The God Imitators.
24)Insanity Circut.
25)Pussbuckets.
26)Scuzballs.
27)Two Mules Riding Sister Sara.
28)Perverts of the World Unite.
29)The Barbara Darling Brigade.
30)Terminal Pessimists Brigade.
31)Underground Bummer Culture.
32)The Nega-Verse
33)The Nega-Versus.
34)Easy-Bake Government Security.
35)Reluctant Floridians.
36)Atomic Death Candy.
37)Mikey's Tummy-ache.
38)Mikey's Stomach Ache.
39)The Lame Celebrity Names.
40)God Hates Us.
41)Eat a Bowl of Puke.
42)Soldiers of Misfortune.
43)Up the Down Ska-Chase.


Actually, I had a much longer list, but I'm not sure I'm allowed to post them all here.

My other fictional bands are Ace Lightning (a pop-rock band), Hysteria (a 1980s-style punk band), Suburban Shootout (an all female punk band), Crank Bosoms (an all female pop-punk band), Baron Smocks (a female rock band with a male singer) and the Beastaleasts (a male rock band with a female lead singer)

^^Cute :lol:

The Garbage Baggs- You threw me out, and left me to rot (thats when I knew it was over)

^Good One!^ :lol:



Socks - "He Pulled The Wool Over My Eyes And My Feet", "Miss-Matched", & "Darn That Hole"

Wow! Everyone here has some great fictional band names.

Skunk= (just got their new CD, it stinks) LOL

^:lol:^

The microscopic neurologists- I'm inside of your mind

TnT

The Histrionic Water Lillies singing Float Til U Gloat

Wow! Everyone here has some great fictional band names.

Thanks, I think my ones are the best, annball1957

Hell's Magpie- Stealing Bird

Amanda B. Recondwith and April Protest singing Make a Ruckus

The Rabbits

(to follow the Beatles, just as the VW Rabbit followed the VW Beetle)

Their big hit? "Run Rabbit Run!" :D

The Jettas - an offshoot of the Rabbits!

Their hit is "Jetta Stream!"

B-side? "Leavin' On a Jetta Plane!"

Or "Leavin' In a Jetta GLI Sedan." :lol:

The Supersonic Tomatoes singing Puree Ole!

Hooter's and the ***** Cat's

The Underground Gazebos singing Oxy Moron

Train Rush - "Hook Up My Cars Baby, I'm Ready To Go", "Stalled On The Tracks Of Love", & "You've Got My Engine Steamed"

The Underground Gazebos singing Oxy Moron

Which was covered by the Genuine Imitations! :lol:

Bullet

The Jelly Doughnuts singing Dunk the Doe

Crazy Wayne And the Insane

The Lollygaggers singing Sleeping On The Job

Rona & The Rockettes - "I Kicked Up My Heels And Knocked Out His Dentures", "I've Got Legs That Are Longer Than Yours Are", & "I Thought I Was In The Ladies Room Line But Ended Up In The Chorus Line."

Panic

The Icconoclasts singing Start Your Own Party

Loose Change

Southern Sisters - "Spend A Sultry Summer Night On My Porch Swing", "Pour Another Shot Of Bourbon In My Sweet Ice Tea", "We Had To Share A Room But We Won't Share A Man".

The Whispering Avocados singing Green and Mean

Tornado

The Supersonic Watermelons singing Rapid Seed

The Metropolitan Transit Authority covering Duke Ellington's "Take the A Train!" :lol:

The Truculent Banana Peels singing their rendition of Slip Slidin' Away

Dark Star

The Flourescent Anacondas singing Psychedelic Strangler

Roll The Dice

the band: Alliance
the album: United Forces

Scandalous and controversial Punk Rock band The Decapitated Babies. :eek:

Scandalous and controversial Punk Rock band The Decapitated Babies. :eek:

with their cover album of the Beatles' Yesterday and Today (the "butcher sleeve" LP) :lol:

Firefighter

The Hydrophonic Tuba and Water Glass Band singing Tula City Truck Stop.

The Cartoons

Tram Trolley and The Rail Wagons singing Burning The Metal

Sour Grapes

The Moustache Mafia - "Itty Bitty And Itchy", "You Can Hold My Handlebar" & "Where Did My Lips Go"

The Tubs, covering "Splish Splash"

The Anthill Tango and Termite Salsa Band singing Hormigas Amigas

The Gold Miners - "Does My Rock Sparkle", "Lo And Behold My Sacks Full Of Gold" & "I Can Dig It"

The Tula City Truckstop Tamborine and Marching Salsa Band singing Mambo Into Shotgun

Bad Seed

The Supersonic KumQuats singing here and how

Faux Furs

The Ultra Sonic Ultra Violets singing Pushing Up Daises

The Clown Cars singing "We've Got the Room"

The Bad Dogs - "Chew Chew, Chew My Shoe", "No Bones In The Flower Bed, Bonehead", & "She bought Me A New Leash On Life"

The Superficials - "New Nose", "Out of Eyeliner", "Living in the Tanning Salon", "Expensive".

The Buttholes (a male/female British/American thrash metal band)

The Magnetic Dog Puppies singing Stuck On Phideaux

Canamerica (a band with members from Detroit, Michigan and Windsor, Ontario - or Niagara Falls, New York and Niagara Falls, Ontario, Seattle and Vancouver)

The 2000 Post Band= LOL This is my 2000th Post.

The Googleplex Philharmonic Orchestra

The Sabbijoe band of gold (for our 40th wedding anniversary) --- :talk:

The Flakey Firemen - "I Left My Hose In The Station", "Burn Burn Burn", "I Brought The Hotdogs, Who Brought The Marshmellows" & "Oh No, I Played With Matches"

Funky Philemon and the Fertiliser Kings- May i take your Odor?

The Poster

Ronald and the Rat turds*- The Rodent Rampage (*punk band)

Birdie Droppings and the E-Guanos singing Fertilize The Fields

Wilma singing "Bedrock Track Race 1960" (for Mrs. Flintstone and Ms. Rudolph)

Patty's Party Poopers - "It's Too Late, Its Almost Eight", & "Mingle, Mingle, Don't Know How, That's Why I'm Single"

The donuts (a British female indie rock group), the Teenage Werewolves (a British male indie rock band), Helpful Korn (an American male punk-metal band) and Metal Tiger (an American female punk-metal band)

World - a band representing every racial group on the planet! :)

Red Hott and the Summertime Band:lol: :crazy:

The Flourescent Armadillos singing Neon Burrows

the Jeepsters (a T-Rex tribute band)

Justin Time and The Punk Jewel Alley T's singing ETA 100%

Truth

R.E.M. Speedwagon, Michael Stipe replaces Kevin Cronin as lead singer

DuLita Coke and Pep Z singing Da Rivals

Phish Styx

The Molly Coddles singing Undisciplined

Crazy

The Electric Guavas singing Sweet Hot Tasty Paste

Green Bean:lol: :crazy: :happyface