WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed
says.........."HEBREWS"


God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

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That's a good and funny one; keep them coming....:lol: :lol: :lol:

WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed
says.........."HEBREWS"


God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

You got that straight out of Tyler Perry's "I Can do Bad all By Myself!":cool: Madea says this in the beginning!

WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed
says.........."HEBREWS"


God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

You got that straight out of Tyler Perry's "I Can do Bad all By Myself!":cool: Madea says this in the beginning!

I don't know the original source. Both jokes came to me in an email from a
local pastor.

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary. His
wife told him, "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me
that goes zero to 200 in two seconds flat."

The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened
it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.

A man and a woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had
shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no
secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about. For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would
not recover. In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the
shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two
crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $95,000. He asked her about the contents. "When we were to be married," she said, "my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I
ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll." The
little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two precious
dolls were in the box. He thought she had only been angry with him twice in
all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with happiness. "Honey,"
he said, "that explains the dolls, but what about all of this money? Where
did it come from?" "Oh," she said, "that's what I made from selling the dolls."

A Prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to
forgive him; and Patience for his moods; Because Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death, because I don't know how to crochet.