"Brother Ralph":

Ralph: "We have money in the bank, don't we?"

Alice: "Yeah, we have money in the bank. $3.31."

"TV or Not TV":

Ralph: "You are taking that TV set over my dead body."

Ed: "I can't do that. What do you think I am, a mountain climber?"

"Brother Ralph":

Ralph: "You don't know how to handle money."

Alice: "Of course, I don't. I never had any practice."

"A Weighty Problem Part 1":

Ralph: "Look me over. Now describe my build to me."

Ed: "Well, if I would I would say that you have very well-developed muscles. Got good bone structure. Very good bone structure. Fine frame...and the whole thing is covered with fat."

"Boys & Girls Together":

(Ralph comes home. The lights are out and Alice has a candlelight dinner ready.)

Alice: "Hello Ralph."

Ralph: "So, you forgot to pay the electric bill, huh?"

"Letter To The Boss":

Ralph: "Today, I'm fired. Tomorrow, I'm forgotten. They probably won't even know what I look like."

Ed: "That's okay. You go down there tomorrow and apply for another job."

"The Main Event":

(Alice is upset that Dynamite is staying with them.)

Ralph: "This guy holds the record for the quickest knockout."

Alice (getting ready to punch Ralph): "Get ready for a new record."

"Nephew of The Bride":

Trixie: "When I got married, I got this mannequin as a wedding
present. I got two dummies in the smae day."

Ed: "Are you insuinuating that I was the other dummy?"

Trixie: "Yes dear."

Ed: "Good because I was hoping you weren't seeing another person behind my back."

"Hawaii! Oh! Oh!":

Ralph (to Charlie): "I'm on a diet. I've gone from 220."

Ed: "That's his room number. He actually gone from 280."