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How did Uncle Fester come to live with the Addams family?

Cousin It smuggled him in.

What is the name of Wednesday's pet tarantula?

Bob.
Why does Gomez luv Tish so much?

Parce qu'elle parle francais.

Who likes to play the harpsichord?

Uncle Fester, he plays with his toes

What is animal is Kity Kat

A goat

What did Fester do to impress a girl he had been writing to

Create a power blackout all along the East Coast by cracking his knuckles.

What is the name of the Addams Family's butler?

James

What job did Cousin IT get?

Hairstylist at Vidal Sasoon

What does Lurch like to play?

Leap fog

Who was Mortisha dating before Gomez

Hermann Munster's boyhood pal Frank N. Stein.

What does Cousin Itt have a lot of?

Tooth paste, but no cumbs

How did Wensday get her name?

Well, Morticia & Gomez really wanted to name her Tuesday, but their best friends, the Welds, had already named their daughter that.

Who (what) is Cleopatra?

A snake, once the addames had a third kid, but the snake eat him

What happened when Gomez forgot who he was

He showed up at 1313 Mockingbird Lane by accident and gave Lilly a great big smack on the lips. Then grampa bit him!

What does Morticia like to do with roses?

Hang them on her bed post upside down

What happened when Frester got sick and had to call a doc

There was a major black out along the East Coast cause they had to give him a transfusion!

What is Thing's major job in the Addams household?

You pose a question about the show, and the next person purposely answers it incorrectly, often with humorous results. You the name up the next question.

What is the name of Morticia’s African Strangler plant?


Neffertiti

What amazing feat can Uncle Fester do with light bulbs?

Uncle Fester sticks a light bulb into his eye socket and he can see into the future.

Who or what "thing-napped" Thing?

The Big Dipper, who freelanced as a villain on Batman.

What instrument does Lurch love to play?

What instrument does Lurch love to play?

The bassoon.


What is the name of Morticia's plant?

Thelma

What does Gomez like to do with his train set?

Gomez likes to paint his train set holiday colors during the various holidays.

Who loved to smoke cigars?

Cleopatra!

Who is an ace at playing the harpsichord?

Wednesday Addams was born a harpsichord aficionado and takes lessons daily. She plays expertly.

Who used the famous catchphrase, "You rang?"

Uncle Fester

And speaking of Uncle Fester, he could charge a ............. with his mouth!

Uncle Fester could charge a doorknob with his mouth so when you opened the door it shocked you.

Cousin Itt's entire body is covered with ____.

Tattoos

Morticia is fond of Cleopatra, her prized........

Morticia is fond of Cleopatra, her prized puppy dog.

What is Cleopatra's favorite food?

Puppy chow

What language drives Gomez wild?

Ancient Sanskrit drives Gomez wild!

Who or what do the family catch while on a cruise ship?

Tanzanian foaming mouth disease.

Kitty cat, is not really a cat, but a ....

Kitty cat is not really a cat but Morticia's sister, Catherine.

Why does the family call in Dr. Gunderson?

Everyone's feeling too good.

What did Fester do to relieve his headaches?

Fester ate a handful of eyeballs of newt and washed them down with bat blood to relieve his headaches.

Pugsley gets a job as a _________.

Harpsichordist

When Tish speaks French, Gomez....

When Tish speaks French, Gomez puts his head in a vise.

Who is Princess Millicent?

The former owner of Cleopatra.

Complete opening “They’re creepy and they’re.......

They’re creepy and they’re sadists!

Grandmama dabbles in fortune telling and _________.

Cutting Itt hair.

Gomez loves to blow up ________.

Bubble gum

Cousin Itt has a lot of.....

Bubble gum

Cousin Itt has a lot of.....

nerve.

How is the Addams' mail delivered?

By carrier buzzard

Uncle Fester is great at lighting up ......with his mouth.

carrier buzzard - LOL

Uncle Fester is great at lighting up Paris with his mouth.

Gomez has plans of his own for a retirement home, complete with a polo field, skateboarding ramps and ___________________.

vulture sanctuary.

When Morticia ______ _______, it drives Gomez wild!

Does the Charleston

Lurch is really great at....

singing tenor with the Crypt Kickers Five.

What is Wednesday's favorite hobby?

Playing the harpsichord alongside Lurch

When does Lurch say “you rang”?

To callers when he answers the phone.

The family tries to teach Lurch how to _____.

To callers when he answers the phone.

The family tries to teach Lurch how to _____.

Make tea sandwiches

Morticia grooms her roses by ........

adding more petals.

The portrayer of Morticia's mother was also in what famous film?

The Bride of Tarantula

Morticia’s favorite plant is named.....

Anastasia.

Morticia's maiden name is _________.

Goldberg

What is the family doing as the opening theme song is being sung?

Sweeping dirt onto the sidewalk.

When the "You rang" gong sounds, the house _________.

Lights up in green.

Uncle Fester likes to sleep on a bed of ....

broken glass.

The Addamses are upset when Pugsley wants to join the ___ _______.

The 4H club

Wednesday’s favorite pet is a .....

very long-legged swan.

Besides Itt's hair, the other odd thing about Itt is....

He spoke fluent Sanskrit

What type of plant is Cleopatra?

A climbing vine.

Grandmama was good at reading ______.

Victorian love novels

When Morticia speaks French, Gomez.....

heads for the hills.

Just put a light bulb in Fester's ______ and it glows.

Armpit

What type of plant is Cleopatra!

Cleopatra is a Chrysanthemum x morifolium.

Morticia and Gomez worry that the children are being spoiled by ________.

The Lollipop Guild

What type of dress is Morticia always wearing?

A Frumpy one.

What sort of signal indicated "mail's in?"

A green light, powered by Uncle Fester’s mouth

What does Lurch say, whenever any of The Addams summon him?

Whaddaya want?

Who is credited for playing Thing?

Madge the Palmolive Lady

What kind of cat is Kitty Cat?

Kitty Cat is a Ragdoll.

Who are Claude and Marty?

A couple of Pugsley's ghostly friends.

What is an odd thing about the Addams' doorbell? (There are at least two things to choose from.)

It was gifted to them from Aunt Clara on Bewitched (she was a distant cousin)

What does Gomez do for a living?

He made money for years by blowing up the annual electric train display at the National Enquirer in Lantana, Florida, when the Christmas season was over. He eventually retired.

Why is Pugsley always wearing shorts?

To show off his “cheesecake”

Who did Thing fall madly in love with?

Thing fell madly in love with That Girl.

Who is Ophelia Frump?

The Wicked Witch of the West.

When Gomez is bonked on the head what happens to him?

He assumes the personality of Grandmama.

Cleopatra is Morticia’s favorite .....

Cleopatra is Morticia’s favorite flying monkey.

Why is socialite Abigail Addams threatening to sue Gomez for his millions?

She is threatening to sue because Thing tried to pull her into its box.

in an early episode the Addamses are being investigated because Pugsley and Wednesday aren't __________ __ _________.

Doing cartwheels

Does Morticia like long dresses?

No, she wears mini-skirts.

A writer's first name rhymes with Cannibal. What's his last name?

Yum-Yum

THING can be found in a ....

THING can be found in an ice chest, chilling.

What is the name of Pugsley's pet octopus?

Seymour

Lady Fingers falls madly in love with.....

Lurch.

The doorbell sounds like......

Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony

According to the theme song, their house is .......

chic and mod.

According to the theme we're told to gather with our ________ on.

Bonnets

What does Lurch always say when summoned by Mr. & Mrs. Addams?

Quit ringing that stupid gong; just call me!

In the theme they're called neat and _______.

Extremely germophobic.

Most felines named Kitty Cat purr, but the Addam’s Kitty Cat ......

meows loudly.

Cleopatra's diet consists of _______.

Rose petals and Chamomile tea

According to the first line of the theme song, the Addams are “creepy and they’re ......

eeky.

The end of the theme says we're gonna pay a ..........

A huge admission fee

One of THING’s main duties is to give Morticia.....

hand to hand combat.

Describe Morticia's hair style.

Morticia's hairstyle is a cross between a beehive and a mohawk.

The Addamses' pet lion is called ________.

the Mane Attraction.

What does Uncle Fester do to relieve a headache?

Uncle Fester puts his head inside of the lion's mouth to get rid of his headaches. He nearly loses his whole head when he does it, but he says it's worth it.

Pugsley sends Gomez's love letter to _________.

Grandma Frump.

One hobby Morticia and Gomez enjoyed was dueling--

a. banjoes.

b. with swords in the living room.

When Gomez played with his train set, what was in danger of happening?

When Gomez played with his train set Cousin Plato grew another head.

Mortimer Phelps is an expert on _________________.

Kick boxing

What amazing thing can Uncle Fester do with his mouth?

Eat two Twinkies at once.

What's Wednesday's middle name?

Wednesday's middle name is Thursday.

Pugsley's middle name is __________.

Nosiley.

Going back to the Addams' wedding, Gomez nearly married someone else--who?

Repunzel Longhare

Lurch is adept at playing....

solitaire.

During the theme the whole gang snapped their ______.

During the theme the whole gang snapped their lunchboxes shut.

Who do the family members go to for artistic advice?

Lurch.

How did the Addamses feel about thunderstorms?

The Addamses were so traumatized by thunderstorms that they all had to go to therapy.

The school principal threatened to expel Pugsley and Wednesday after they are caught _________.

The school principal threatened to expel Pugsley and Wednesday after they are caught reconstructing a spider web.

To keep track of Wall Street, Gomez had his own _________.

To keep track of Wall Street, Gomez had his own crystal ball focused on NYC.

Why does a photographer from Strife magazine call the Addams family?

Because he wants to do a photo exclusive of Cleopatra.

What type of plant is Cleopatra?

Cleopatra is an American Beauty rose.

Uncle Fester enters a poetry contest to try to win a ________________.

Train set for Gomez.

Fill in the blank:

“They’re house is a ..............where people come to see ‘em”

They’re house is a parlor of ice cream where people come to see 'em and scream.

Who is Sam Picasso?

The man who’s commissioned to paint Cleopatra.

Who does Thing fall in love with?

Thing falls in love with Whatchamacallit.

How tall is Lurch?

3.5 meters plus one half the length of Kitty Cat’s tail.

And speaking of Kitty Cat, exactly what kind of feline is Kitty Cat?

Kitty Cat is a miniature black panther.

Uncle Fester burns a _______ with a flamethrower.

McEgg McMuffin

Cousin Itt is covered with .......

Cousin Itt is covered with Zits!

Who is Dr. Mbogo?

Fish’s French teacher.

Who has a pet tarantula?

Cleopatra the plant likes to keep pet tarantulas for a snack.


What does Gomez always do to Morticia's arm?

Give it a message with imported yak oil.

The show’s opening song refers to the house as a .....

The show’s opening song refers to the house as a cozy nest. (Their house is a cozy nest. Why run in fear, exiting stage left?)

The city is planning to put a __________ through the Addams' neighborhood.

Mausoleum

Cousin Itt has lots and lots of ........

Cousin Itt has lots and lots of girlfriends.

Who says "You rang?" when the bell is rung?

Cousin Itt

When Morticia speaks ......... she drives Gomez wild.

When Morticia speaks Swahili she drives Gomez wild.

Who is Aristotle?

Cousin Itt’s Harvard instructor

Who is Lady Fingers?

Lady Fingers is the pet octopus of Wednesday's.

What is Wednesday's favorite hobby?

Blowing up gardens to look for a mate for her pet tarantula.

What is Uncle Fester good at lighting up?

Uncle Fester is good at lighting up candles which he decorates his bathroom with.

What kind of an animal is Pugsley's pet?

A toy poodle

What does Lurch always say when Gomez or Morticia summon him?

Lurch always says Who Goes There? when Gomez or Morticia summons him.

Why has Fester been scanning the lonely hearts columns?

Because he’s looking to find a match for Miss Lady Fingers.

What does Morticia feed Cleopatra?

Morticia feeds Cleopatra stuffed grape leaves.

What is Morticia's favorite part of the rose?

The soft petals of course!

Does Gomez like to play the stock market?

Does Gomez like to play the stock market?

No, Gomez likes to play basketball in the house with Lurch holding his arms out as the basket.


How do you turn the echo off in the cave?

Cousin Turncoat turns the echo off in the cave.

Who is Cousin Cackle?

A distant cousin into wearing lots of feathers.

What kind of plant is Cleopatra?

Cleopatra is a Hybrid Tea Rose.

Which favorite toy of Wednesday's did Pugsley have guillotined?

Cleopatra’s offspring Ivy.

Gomez fancies himself an expert on ......

Gomez fancies himself an expert on Medieval chairs.

Who relaxes on a bed of nails?

Thing

Lurch is adept at playing....

Lurch is adept at playing the French horn.

Why is Dr. Gunderson called in to see Kitty-Cat?

Why is Dr. Gunderson called in to see Kitty-Cat?

Kitty Cat has the corona virus.

Why does Pugsley want to join the Boy Scouts?

Pugsley wants to join the Boy Scouts so he can learn how to set stuff on fire and burn it down.

Who resides at 0001 Cemetery Lane?

Cousin Goober

When Tish speaks French, Gomez.....

When Tish speaks French, Gomez gets handsy with Pugsley's pet octopus Aristotle.

What is the name of Morticia's pet lion?

Fifi

What’s the name of Morticia’s prized plant?

The name of Morticia’s prized plant is Rose Marie.

Why does Uncle Fester get stuck in the chimney at Christmastime?

Because the chimney lost weight.

Who’s great at turning on lightbulbs?

Wednesday is great at turning on lightbulbs on Tuesdays only.

Who sometimes stands on his head as he reads the newspaper?

Lurch

Who likes to play the stock market?

Pugsley likes to play the stock market.

Who would often place lit cigars into his pocket?

Lurch

Who likes to blow up toy trains?

Cousin Itt likes to blow up toy trains.

Who is Cousin Crimp?

A paper mill tycoon

Cousin Itt has a lot of ......

Cousin Itt has a lot of bad ideas.

Who sometimes wore opera gloves?

Cousin ITT

Which part of roses does Mortician like?

Morticia likes the rose petals.

What is the name of the hand-in-the-box?

Madge’s boy toy

Lady Fingers is quite smitten with ....

Lady Fingers is quite smitten with Gentleman Thumbs.

Who donates Pugsley's wolf's-head clock to charity?

Cousin Itt

Cleopatra likes to eat....

Cleopatra likes to eat Bourbon Ice Cream with Roasted Almonds & Cherries.

Who had a middle eye that drooped?

Cousin Esmeralda

Who is hairy all over and talks in gibberish?

Pugsley is hairy all over and talks in gibberish.

Who is the oldest child of Morticia and Gomez Addams?

Cleopatra, even though she’s a plant they legally adopted her as their daughter in Tasmania. Cleopatra was 14 when the show first aired.

Uncle Fester likes to lie on a bed of ....

Uncle Fester likes to lie on a bed of poppies.

Who incinerates the family's stuffed bear with a flame thrower?

Kitty Kat

In the opening theme song, the family can be seen snapping....

In the opening theme song, the family can be seen snapping snap peas for a salad.

Why does Thing decide to start selling pencils?

Because he wants to become an accountant.

What “market” does Gomez like?

Gomez fancies Piggy Wiggly market.

Why is Gomez sometimes referred to as The Plunger?

Because he LOVES to unclog toilets.

The name of the Addam’s butler/valet is .....

The name of the Addam’s butler/valet is Eddie Haskell.

Who is Lurch?

A very nervous driving instructor seen in a few eps.

What’s the name of the African Strangler Morticia dotes on?

Consuelo is the name of the African Strangler Morticia dotes on.

Whose favorite foods are zebra burgers and yak meatballs?

Thing’s

Lady Fingers and .... are smitten with each other.

Lady Fingers and Tom Thumb are smitten with each other.

Why does an insurance agent, Mr. Digby, go to talk to the Addams family?