A = Alf Monroe

Barn - where Eb lived (lol)

C = Chickens, which Lisa raised.

Dawson - Eb's last name

E = Eddie Albert aka Oliver Douglas

Frank Cady - he played Sam Drucker

G = Green Acres!!

Haney - Mister Haney the traveling salesman so to speak.

I="I just love a penthouse view"-Lisa Douglas

J = Jethro. Didn't Oliver play Jethro Bodine in a community play? :lol:

K=killing=what Mr. Haney always seems to make of poor Oliver

L = Lisa Douglas

M=Mr. Ziffel

Newt Kiley - another character on the show

Oliver

P = Pig. Arnold Ziffel was a pig.

Q=Questionable business practices of Mr. Haney (If Hooterville had a BBB, his a**would have been in jail!)

Ralph Monroe - another character on the show.

S=Sam Drucke

T = Tom Lester who played Eb Dawson

U = Ugh. Lisa's cooking. Enough said. :lol:

V=Vacation-back to a penthouse view for Lisa

W = "Written by" eggs! :rofl:

Xtreme - they had xtreme problems with the old farm house. (used creative spelling here) lol!

Y = Yelling, which Oliver did a lot of. :lol:

Z=Ziffels, The

A = Arnold Ziffel, the pig! pig:

B=Bertrum, Hank

C = Computer dating. Oliver and Lisa learned they were NOT a perfect match according to a computer. Oliver's "perfect match" was Ralph Monroe!! :eek: :lol:

Douglas - the Douglas home

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E=Eb

Fruit Trees - Oliver had a rough year with his fruit trees.

Goose feathers in the washing machine !

Hotcakes - Lisa's speciality

I="I just love a penthouse view"

Junction - Some of the characters from Petticoat Junction were also on Green Acres.

K=Kinfolk

L = Lester, as in Tom (Eb).

Mother Douglas - she comes to visit them in Hooterville

N=Nothing but rip-offs from Mr. Haney

O = orchid, When the bank robbers showed up at the Douglases' house, Oliver was busy working in the "apple orchid"

Pig - Arnold

Q = Queen of the gypies, or Lisa's grandmother, per Lisa.

Rip-off = Mr. Haney's merchandise was a rip-off.

S=Smart Porcine=Arnold

Temper - Oliver had a little temper

Understudy - Oliver & Lisa were understudies when they performed the Beverly Hillbillies play.

V=Victoria Meyerink, the little girl who played Lourie Baker.

W=working the land, far and wide

xenial - The folks in Hooterville were very xenial; look how nicely they treated Oliver's mother and Drobney.

York = New York, where they came from before moving to Hooterville

Z = Zany!

Ag Agent - Mr. Kimball's job

B=bucolic ('give me that countryside"!)

Crickly Wickly cereal - loaded with great prizes !

Drucker (sams last name)

Eating - Oliver had a hard time eating Lisa's cooking.

F=Fertilizer

G= Garden, Lisa had a vegetable garden in one of the episodes.

Hooterville - where they lived

Ira Hatch ruined the Douglas' picnic by the lake.

Jury - there was an episode involving jury duty

Killing-What Mr. Haney made every time he had a financial dealing with Oliver

Lady Love cosmetics (or cosmeteticals), sold by Lisa Douglas in Drucker's store.

Miller's Pond - a location talked about on the show

Nutty characters galore!!!

Open - When you open the closet door it always falls down

PHD Pig=Arnold

Quite - Oliver had "quite" a flair for giving speeches

Rutabegas - The people of Hooterville tried to populaize them.

Salesman Extraordinaire=Mr. Haney

Train - just about everyone rode the cannonball train at one time or another

Upmarket - before Hooterville, Lisa Douglas was used to shopping in more upmarket stores.

Vest - Oliver often wore a vest

W=Wacky characters

X-mas -- Oliver told Lisa that after they were married, every day would be like Christmas.

Y = Newt Kiley, a character on the show

Zifels

Apples - Oliver had trouble with his apple crop

B=Barn

Cow - they had a cow on the farm

D=Dummy around the kitchen=Lisa

Engine - Oliver was always having trouble with the tractor's engine

Fresh air !

Green Acres

H=Hooterville

Insolated Isodent.

Jam - Lisa's Jam Session, an episode from season 3

Kimball, the competent county agent. Well, he wasn't competent, he was more like reliable. Well, not reliable, but hard working. Not really hard working, but - what was the question again ?

Lingerie - Lisa wore some expensive & beautiful lingerie

M=Moonshine

Newt Kiley - a character on the show

O=Oliver!!!!

Plant - Oliver & Eb had to plant the fields

Quacks, honked out by Drobny the duck !

Rake - Eb & Oliver used a rake for the hay

S=Sneaky=Mr. Haney

Tom Lester aka Eb

Underwear, which Mr. Douglas wore when the TV camera broadcast him changing clothes. Mr Haney tried to pay Mr. Douglas royalties for selling that style of underwear !

Vulgar - The Vulgar Ring Story, the name of an episode from season 2

W=wishing for a penthouse view (Lisa)

X-rated Lisa thought that Oliver's financial ledger was X-rated, because it was a book that had "figures."

York - No, New York Is Where I'd Rather Be! (from the show's theme song)

Zebra, and a horse with spots, are seen by Oliver, making the others think that he is going nuts. But the animals were real, having gotten loose from a circus truck.

A = Alf & Ralph Break Up, - an episode from season 3

B=Barn

Corn - instead of hanging pop corn on the xmas tree, Lisa hung the corn cobs. (lol!)

D=dawn, up with the roosters!!:crazy:

Eb - the hired hand

Friendly=Eb

Gabor - Eva Gabor

H=Haney (the goniff!!!)

International - Lisa had international ties to Hungary

J=Junk=Most of what Mr. Haney sold was junk

K = stack, Lisa would make a stack of hotcakes for breakfast

L=Lisa

Milk from Eleanor

Nightgowns, which Lisa had many of.

Old Mail Day, when Drucker cleans up his store and hands out any old undelivered mail.

Pole - they had to climb the pole to talk on the phone

Q=Questionable business practices as exhibited by Mr. Haney

Ride - Eb had to ride his scooter on dates

Soil testing.

T = Top, - The Douglas's rode around with the top down on their car.

Ukelele, part of Mr Haney's "Complete College Kit", which he tries to sell to Mr. Douglas when Eb goes to college.

Vinegar - Lisa used vinegar in one of her dishes

Washing machine, sold by Haney to the Ziffels, destroyed the Ziffels house.

X = extra, nobody wanted extra helpings of Lisa's cooking.

Yecch ! - the name of that giant pizza with all the toppings.

Ziffel's - Fred & Doris & Arnold

Alumni society, or as Lisa & Eb called it, the aluminum society, where Oliver was to giva a speech.

Barn - where Eb stayed

Corn bores (?) attacked Oliver's corn crop on the penthouse balcony.

^ Was the corn bored to death? (lol!)



Douglas - mother Douglas

Ears of Oliver's corn were destroyed by the corn bores.

(so yes - they really were bored to death !)

^lol!

Fred, character on the show

German tanks that Lisa Gronyitz blew up when she worked for the Hungarian underground.

Haggle - Everyone had to haggle with Mr. Haney

Insolated Isodent, Oliver's way of saying "Isolated Incident".

Juml sold by Mr. Haney

King Oliver was proclaimed when Hooterville seceded from the state.

Lanky - Eb would be considered tall & lanky

Molly Turgis.

Nefarious business dealings by Mr. Haney

Omniscient - Somehow, Mr. Haney always knew what the Douglases needed.

Pixley - the rival town

Quirky characters on the show

Rooster, that Oliver rents from Mr. Haney.

Shout - what Oliver does

Trickster=Mr. Haney

Up the pole you go to use the telephone

Vich Vun ? - the way Lisa pronounces Which One ?

Wake up to the rooster's crow

X-girlfriends of Oliver made Lisa jealous, especially when they wanted to party with him and kept calling him "Ollie"

Yank - Oliver would yank on the rope to get water for the shower.

Zoo - what their house became after Lisa took in all the animals for the Human Humane Society.

Arnold the pig

Bacon & eggs for breakfast (but just a picture!)

Coffee- Lisa's famous coffee

Drick and Double Drick !!

E= Eb, the looney handyman

Frank Cady - Mr. Drucker

Greedy = Goniff Mr. Haney

Hoe - Eb used a hoe in the fields

Illinois - the state where Las Vegas is located, for the radio contest grand prize

Joe Carson would sometimes be at Druckers store

Killers-watts, Lisa's word for kilowatts.

Lonely - Eb was lonely for a girlfriend

Meter, whose reader was Peter Greeder.

"No!" -- Oliver's usual response when Mr. Haney tried to sell him something

O - Olivah! (what Lisa Douglas called her husband)

P-Pig (Arnold)

queer weather -- Arnold is able to predict odd, rare weather when he goes to Chicago to claim his inheritance (Season 5).

Rain making machine of Mr. Haney's, turned out to be an old tired Indian.

S - Sid Melton (Alf Monroe)

Trans-Pixley Airlines -- used by Oliver when he makes a brief return to New York

Under the house -- Oliver and Lisa became trapped in a cellar they discovered

V - Vhere New York is VHERE I'd rather stay......:lol:

Wheels of the tractor tended to fall off (among other parts...!)

X - X chromosome Lisa had two X chromosomes.

You think you can come up with something better?

"Youngins" -- how Haney pronounced young ones.

Ziffels - Fred, Doris & Arnold

A = Alf Monroe

Balcony - Where Oliver grew his vegetables in New York.

C = Convertible Car that Oliver drove

D= Diamonds that Eva Gabor wore.

E = Edgar Buchanan who played Uncle Joe Carson, he was on quite a few episodes.

F - Farm (which the Douglas' bought from Mr. Haney)

G= Golly Mr. Douglas!

Tom Lester (Eb) has a website called Golly Mr. Douglas.

www.gollymisterdouglas.com/

H = Henrietta the chicken

I= I get allergic smelling hay, I just adore a penthouse view! Darling I love you, but give me Park Avenue!!!!!!!!!!:talk:

J = Judge - Oliver had to go before the judge several times

K= Kimball, Hank

L= Lorelei ( one of Eb's girlfriends)

M = Monroe Brothers - Alf & Ralph

N= New York, where the Douglas's lived before moving to Hooterville

O= Oliver "Wendell Wilkie" Douglas ;)

Prior to that he was Oliver Mendell Douglas :lol:

O= Oliver "Wendell Wilkie" Douglas ;)

Prior to that he was Oliver Mendell Douglas :lol:


Or Oliver Vendell Douglas! The way Lisa pronounced Wendell! :D

P= Petticoat Junction. The show green Acres was a spin-off from.

Q = quest. Eb went on a quest to win a song-identification contest sponsored by a local radio station.

Q = quest. Eb went on a quest to win a song-identification contest sponsored by a local radio station.


Yes!!! The episode where Eleanor the cow eats Eb's radio!!!! :eek:

R= Roy Trendell

S = Sarah - the telephone operator

S = Sarah - the telephone operator


I loved Sarah! :) As a little girl I always thought that would be such a cool job!. Getting to eavesdrop on the townsfolk's conversations! :D

^ Yes she was a funny character, and she had the scoop on everyone in Hooterville.

T = Terrible cook Lisa

U = Uncle Joe Carson frequently turned up on the show

V= Vegetables! Lisa tried to grow a vegetable garden!

W= wealthy city lifestyle Oliver leaves behind.

X = eXpert carpenters wouldn't be a good description of Alf & Ralph Monroe.

Y= "You don't have a -------"

What Mr. Haney would say to Oliver when he was trying to sell him something off his truck!



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Z = Ziffel - Fred Ziffel

A- Arnold Ziffel

B=Barn

C- Corn , what Oliver tried to grow without too much success !

D = Doris Ziffel

E- Eb - The Douglas's hired hand

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F-Farm living (is the life for me!)

G- General Store/ Sam Drucker's

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Wouldn't you love to shop here? Do business with this nice man!!

H = Hank Kimball

I- Indians that guest starred in the ep " It's so peaceful in the country"!! LOL The Indian chief had the hots for Oliver's mother!!!!

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J = Joe Carson was often see at Drucker's Store

K- Kate Bradley from Petticoat Junction who appeared in some of the early Green Acres eps.

L- Let's go back to New York - What Lisa always said!

Monroe Brothers

N- Newt Kiley - One of the local farmers

O - oh pig o' mine

In season 5, Haney tries to sell Oliver a greeting card that reads:

Happy Birthday, oh pig o' mine
Hope this finds you well and fine...

P = Pat Buttram, Mr. Haney

O - oh pig o' mine

In season 5, Haney tries to sell Oliver a greeting card that reads:

Happy Birthday, oh pig o' mine
Hope this finds you well and fine...


LOL!! Yeah, that was when it was found out Oliver and Arnold shared the same birthday! Earlier a B'day card came from Oliver's mother to him, saying "Happy Birthday o son o mine, hope this finds you well and fine" Just like Mr. Haney's card substituting O son o mine for O pig o mine!! That was hilarious!!! :lol: :D


Q- Quirky- description of almost everyone in the Hooterville Valley! :D

R =Rotten cook Lisa

Sam Drucker's General Store

Telephone poll - That they had to climb to use, because that is where the phone was located!


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U - Under arrest: Oliver finds himself under arrest, without just cause, when he's mistaken for an exact lookalike -- a criminal who comes to town.

V- Volunteer fire dept. (and marching band)


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W = Working, Ralph & Alf were always working on the old farmhouse.

X-over (crossover) Characters: Several characters from Petticoat Junction also were to be found on Green Acres

Y- Yucky! How Oliver would describe Lisa's Hots Cakes!!!

Zany Characters - Hooterville was populated by some zany people on Green Acres, like Hank Kimball -- who became more and more zany as the series progressed!

A = AWFUL cooking by Lisa

B- Ben Miller ( A local farmer)

Carpenter: Alf and Ralph's profession.

D- Dogs, Mr. Haney's Basset hound named Cynthia who was Arnold's love interest for a while! And Lisa's little dog that they brought from New York!

e = eggs Lisa got from the chickens sometimes had writing on them.

e = eggs Lisa got from the chickens sometimes had writing on them.


Also Lisa would put in an order of how many eggs she wanted for that day, and the chickens would lay that many! :lol: :D


F- Fred Ziffel , Arnold's "father" ! :lol: :D

Gorgeous Gowns: Lisa had plenty of them!

H-Hank Kimball , the resident Scatter brain!

I - Imitation Pickles. Sam Drucker reveals that his pickle barrel is filled with plastic pickles...!

Junk: Mostly what Mr. Haney was always selling.

K- Kin, in one of the eps. today, Oliver's friend Mort Warner comes for a vist for a little R & R . Which he gets very little. of . Because of the location of a birthmark on his body, same as Mrs. Ziffel has. Three different town folk ask him if he's KIN to Mrs. Ziffel.

L = Lisa Douglas