..they weren't for trying on but were a CUSTOMER'S?

I have, everyone knows that story :lol:

SAY WHAT????? :lol: :eek:

That's hilarious - how'd you pull that one off? They must have been very casual type shoes??? What was the person's reaction?

SAY WHAT????? :lol: :eek:

That's hilarious - how'd you pull that one off? They must have been very casual type shoes??? What was the person's reaction?
LOL here's what happened
on May 14,1999, my nanny at the time and I wnet to Dillard's, I dont have nannies anymore too old for that, well she was buying some shoes cause she was going out that night, and I saw these red female shoes on the couch, and cuse Imcrazy I tried them on, started wlaking around in them, my babysitter told me to put my tennis shoes bac on, and then as we were walking out she asked me if I knew I was waering that other lady's shoes/ IT WAS A CUSTOMER;S SHOES!!!!! I THOUGHT THEY WERE DILLARD'S SHOES!!!!

I thought you were asking if someone tried on the opposite gender shoes and bought them. :lol:

:brent at your story.

I thought you were asking if someone tried on the opposite gender shoes and bought them. :lol:

:brent at your story.
LOL, the lady who shoes it was SAW IT and laughed with everyone else, they FIT ME

LOL, the lady who shoes it was SAW IT and laughed with everyone else, they FIT ME
How old were you when this happened? :lol:

How old were you when this happened? :lol:
10, it was the week right before 4th grade ended

Oh my God...:rofl: That is funny.

You are coming up with some funny ass threads. :lol:

Oh my God...:rofl: That is funny.

You are coming up with some funny ass threads. :lol:
LOL :D

Thanks! I always have

:lol: Too funny. I thought I was bad the time I wore two different shoes to work. I was in my 30s too. :lol: They were both black with small heels. A co-worker pointed it out to me. I felt like a goofball all day, and rightfully so.

:lol: Too funny. I thought I was bad the time I wore two different shoes to work. I was in my 30s too. :lol: They were both black with small heels. A co-worker pointed it out to me. I felt like a goofball all day, and rightfully so.
LOL

LOL
I have a friend who went grocery shopping once and said everyone was looking at her like she was from another planet. Turns out that before she left the house, she thought she sprayed hair spray on her hair, but had grabbed the wrong can and sprayed deodorant on her hair instead. It looked okay, but dried white, so I guess she looked like she had snow on her hair, and it was the summer. :lol:

:lol: Too funny. I thought I was bad the time I wore two different shoes to work. I was in my 30s too. :lol: They were both black with small heels. A co-worker pointed it out to me. I felt like a goofball all day, and rightfully so.
through part of high school i rarely matched my shoes or socks...i guess it's reasons like that why i was voted "most unique" by the vast majority of my class last year.

:lol: Too funny. I thought I was bad the time I wore two different shoes to work. I was in my 30s too. :lol: They were both black with small heels. A co-worker pointed it out to me. I felt like a goofball all day, and rightfully so.
I almost did that the other day when I was getting ready for work. :lol: I have two pairs of Adidas that are very much identical. They're the same style and everything, and I have them in the same size... The only thing different about them is the color of the stripes... I have one pair with silver stripes and the other has baby blue stripes. I almost put on one silver stripe/one baby blue stripe shoe... Good thing I noticed before I left the apartment. :lol:

I have a friend who went grocery shopping once and said everyone was looking at her like she was from another planet. Turns out that before she left the house, she thought she sprayed hair spray on her hair, but had grabbed the wrong can and sprayed deodorant on her hair instead. It looked okay, but dried white, so I guess she looked like she had snow on her hair, and it was the summer. :lol:
How did she NOT notice the smell when she was spraying her hair?! Goodness. :rofl:

How did she NOT notice the smell when she was spraying her hair?! Goodness. :rofl:
She was a busy mother, rushing to get shopping done before they got home from school. She had no idea why everyone was staring at her until she got home. :lol:

She was a busy mother, rushing to get shopping done before they got home from school. She had no idea why everyone was staring at her until she got home. :lol:
LOL ah

I wonder how they got mixed up LOL. Maybe there needs to be a movie called Deodorant

:lol: Too funny. I thought I was bad the time I wore two different shoes to work. I was in my 30s too. :lol: They were both black with small heels. A co-worker pointed it out to me. I felt like a goofball all day, and rightfully so.
I never had that issue, but my poor daughter did and I was looking like the fool because she was only five years old. She had two pairs of casual shoes that were the same. I was kinda upset because she was lagging and I needed to leave ASAP. I hurried her up and I don't know how I did this, but I put on her TWO LEFT SHOES. It wasn't until we were in the store did I notice people looking at her and as I looked at her to see what they were looking at, I seen her feet and I was :eek: :eek: :eek: . How stupid and embarrassing!!!!!!

:lol: You're INSANE, Jacko.

:lol: You're INSANE, Jacko.
LOL, bout time I asked if anyone had done the same thing though right? :lol: Im insane and proud :D :lol:

:lol: :lol:

Both Jack's and Janice's stories are hilarious!

Reminds me of when my mom and I were sharing a small apt. and she'd go to work earlier than me. It was dark in the room and she didn't want to wake me up so grabbed her shoes in the dark. She had two pairs in the same style, but one was navy and the other brown. She wore one of each the whole day at work!

And once her boss, who was colour blind, usually had his wife pick out his clothes for the day. She had gone away to visit her mom so he was left on his own. She normally would pin notes to each article of clothing with their colour written on it for when he was alone, but for some reason it wasn't done this time.
He ended up going into work that day with one red and one brown sock on! :lol:

I caught a guy at work one day wearing his shirt inside out. ;)

Both Jack's and Janice's stories are hilarious!

Reminds me of when my mom and I were sharing a small apt. and she'd go to work earlier than me. It was dark in the room and she didn't want to wake me up so grabbed her shoes in the dark. She had two pairs in the same style, but one was navy and the other brown. She wore one of each the whole day at work!

And once her boss, who was colour blind, usually had his wife pick out his clothes for the day. She had gone away to visit her mom so he was left on his own. She normally would pin notes to each article of clothing with their colour written on it for when he was alone, but for some reason it wasn't done this time.
He ended up going into work that day with one red and one brown sock on! :lol:

I caught a guy at work one day wearing his shirt inside out. ;)LOL

LOL, bout time I asked if anyone had done the same thing though right? :lol: Im insane and proud :D :lol:
:rofl:
Keep up the good work with these hilarious threads!!