What was so special about Max's shoe?

Ive been thinking about a GS wrong answer game for awhile, but, i was afraid that since a Wrong answer game is basically a parody, it might not work with a show that WAS a parody, but, since you made one, what the heck :lol: .........

What was so special about Max's shoe?
The laces could double as a quick spaghetti meal in an emergency!

Why was Max surprised when he met 99, in the pilot show "Mr. Big"?

He wasn't expecting her to be young and beautiful.

Why was 99's name never revealed? (If she actually had one)

Because if someone said it backwards, she'd have disappeared

What was Max's frustated boss called?

Sam

Besides 99, who else was Max's best friend?

Shtarker, they had been buddies since 3rd grade, back in Heidelburgh

Who was Max's #1 sworn mortal arch enemy?

Hymie

Who did 99 almost marry in "99 Loses Control?"

I never understood these "WRONG ANSWER" games.

What gives?

I never understood these "WRONG ANSWER" games.
What gives? It's very simple, the person before gives a trivia question and the next person PURPOSELY gives the WRONG answer , trying to make it as funny as posible:


Who did 99 almost marry in "99 Loses Control?"

Isnpector Clouseau.....who reminded her of....someone??

What did agents 13 and 44 have in common?

Isnpector Clouseau.....who reminded her of....someone??

What did agents 13 and 44 have in common?

They both disliked honey.

What was the Chief's first name.

[P.S. It doesn't have to be all that funny, you can just make up something]

Well, its best to try to be funny ;) anyway......

What was the Chief's first name.
Running Bull

Did ANYONE know 99's REAL name?

Yes. Only Max and 99's mother.

What happened when Max got amnesia?

He forgot his shoe had a phone in it, and tried to answer his foot instead

Why did 13 infiltrate 3 Brothers Omniwash?

To find out what the weekly special was.

What are Max and 99's nicknames when they infiltrate the "Purple Knights" motorcycle gang?

Would you believe "alpha" and "numeric"?

What did Max's shoe double as?

gloves

When Max loses his memory, what kind of truck was KAOS planning to use, to blow up a group of Aerospace scientists?

gloves

When Max loses his memory, what kind of truck was KAOS planning to use, to blow up a group of Aerospace scientists?

Fed Ex

What happened when Max found out his assignment was to kill 99?

He switched the numbers on the assignment to 66, who was an agent at KAOS.

What object does Maxwell talk into, that others rarely do?

His wallet.

What happened to 99 when her and Max met the Sacred Cows?

Actually Max did have a wallet phone in some of the eps! :)

Anyway..... What happened to 99 when her and Max met the Sacred Cows? She became the Groovy Garoo's "chick for life", and eliminated Max for him!

What did Max own that could "...make a hole, the size of an ashcan lid"?

She became the Groovy Garoo's "chick for life", and eliminated Max for him!

^^ (:eek:) lol

OOPS.... okay.. then how about a watch? lol No, his sock!

[I haven't been able to see the show in a few years...]

exploding bullet

Who was Susan Hilton?

Its ok....lets face it, he had phones everywhere....even a phone inside a larger phone! :lol:

anyway..... Who was Susan Hilton? Paris Hilton's sluttier older sister (Paris copied her in every way)

What kind of blemmish did Seigfried have on his left cheek?

one in the shape of a princess phone, and it caused him a lot of embarrassment.

What's the name of KAOS's rival?

S.M.U.R.F. :lol:

Why did Fang dissapear in the 3rd season?

Because he ran away with 99's cat.

What is The Cone of Silence?

Something you use, to serve quiet ice cream

What kind of sporty little car did Max drive?

A Red 1967 Ford Mustang

Did 99 ever drive a car?

No, she was a "horse and buggy" girl

What did Max have under the hood of his Sunbeam, besides the engine

hair rollers

What is the Chief's real first name?

hair rollers

What is the Chief's real first name?

Edward

"Max, I love you, I love you, I love you...Kiss Me...I love you, I love you, I love you...." - Why did 99 say this in 'One of Our Olives is Missing' from Season 3?

She was hoping to borrow 20 bucks

Where did 99s mother live?

Near Central Park in NYC.

What large instrument did Max hide in during the episode "Our Man in Leotards?"

a 40 foot long piccollo

What were thre "league of baldheaded men" smuggling jewels in?

A Tuba

Why does 99 call Max by his name and not his number, 86?

Because a numerologist told her that saying 86 was bad luck, and would get Max thrown out of all upscale telephone shoe stores.

In the opening to the show, how many doors does Max have to walk through?

none, he only goes through windows

What colour was 99s revolver?

it was itsy-bitsy and yellow polka-dotted with a hot pink "99" engraved on it.


When Max is in hot water and his first answer is not accepted, what 3 word does he start his next response with?

Kiss my a......... :lol:

When Max and 99 faced off against a band of native Americans, what secret weapon did they have, hidden in a teepee?

A tomohawk that shoots darts.

How do 99 and Max meet?

they had known each other since they were in "Spy Kindergarten!"

Who had very thin hair and often wore long hair extentions?

they had known each other since they were in "Spy Kindergarten!"

(LOL --Cute!)

The Chief's housekeeper, Bernice.

How did Max get Fang?

He was sharing a dumpster with agent 44

Which Agent was always crying?

He was sharing a dumpster with agent 44

Which Agent was always crying?

99 (think that's "wrong", haha)

Who was Larrabee?

Yeah, its wrong....44 was always crying :)

Anyway.... Who was Larrabee?
Max's favorite brand of cigarette

Who was the Chinatown KAOS agent, with a hook, where one of his hands used to be?

Yeah, its wrong....44 was always crying :)

Anyway....
Max's favorite brand of cigarette

Who was the Chinatown KAOS agent, with a hook, where one of his hands used to be?

Thanks, I was knew it wasn't her, but.. lol...

Anyway....

Peter Handler

What happened when Max and 99 were stuck in the phone booth?

9 months later Little "operator 98" was born!

Where did the secret phonebooth at the end of the hall of doors lead to?

Stairway to Heaven

Who was Agent 12?

Hes the agent who's always living in the city dump under a pile of orange peels

Why was the Chief married in the first 3 seasons, but not in the fourth?

He caught his wife with one of the Agent's at a café and left her.

What kind of impression did Max leave for 99's mother when he first met her?

That he wasnt suitable for her daughter, but, that he was perfect for HERSELF!!

How did Seigfried attack the potato crop near 99s mother's place in the country?

He used a giant John Deer tractor.

What song was Max supposed to whistle to contact the Chief in part 1 of "Ship of Spies?"

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man

A painting of whom sat on the wall of Max's bedroom?

His niece.

Who worked at a car crash testing institution after CONTROL went "out of business"?

Agent 13 was working as a test dummy, he'd always been somewhat of a masocist, to begin with!

What happened in Max's apartment when he leaned on the edge of his desk?

Agent 13 was working as a test dummy, he'd always been somewhat of a masocist, to begin with!

What happened in Max's apartment when he leaned on the edge of his desk?

It turned into a couch.
(what really happened? I'd have to recall the ep..lol)

What happened on Max and 99's wedding day?

Well, for the first 2 seasons, the invisible bullet proof shield would go down and protect half of his living room, later, he got a remote control for it.(The desktop had a secret button at the edge)
Anyway....
What happened on Max and 99's wedding day?
All the Control agents sat on one side of the church, the KAOS agents on the other

Why was the top KAOS agent in Chinatown called "the Craw"?

His favorite food was "crawfish."

What was the rocket fuel disguised as in "How Green Was My Valet?"

Coca Cola.......fortunately, Hymie was thirsty and drank it all before Max did

Was Fang a well-trained canine agent?

Yes. He kept showing Max up and solving all of the cases, so Max asked the chief to give Fang a desk job.

Why did 99's engagement ring break in "Pheasant Under Glass?"

Cause Max had given her an onion ring by mistake

What happened in the Chief's office when KAOS turned on the "Sonic Boom" machine?

Cause Max had given her an onion ring by mistake

What happened in the Chief's office when KAOS turned on the "Sonic Boom" machine?

It went from his office at CONTROL Headquarters in Washington, D.C. to Chicago, IL.

Who stayed at CONTROL Headquarters (15 years later) after it had went "out of business"?

Fang...and man did the place reek because of it

Why was Max surprised to see that he was wearing a second garter, when he tried to dial his garter phone?

Because he didn't know it was there. Someone had placed it there while he was napping in his office earlier.

Is Max afraid of lightening?

No Max is only afraid of one thing, shoephones

What did KAOS stand for?


real answer....Max realised that his garterphone had been "tapped" :lol:

Kitschy Absent-Minded Obliteration Sorority

Where did the real 99 hit the fake 99 in "And Only Two Ninety-Nine?"

^^must be a season 5 show :lol: (Ive never seen S5)^^

anyway... 99 "hit" her double where it really hurt, she stole her designer shoes!

In the original pilot "Mr Big", what kind of uniform was 99 wearing?

^^must be a season 5 show :lol: (Ive never seen S5)^^

anyway... 99 "hit" her double where it really hurt, she stole her designer shoes!

In the original pilot "Mr Big", what kind of uniform was 99 wearing?

Stewardess (sp?) Uniform

How long was 99's hair in the Pilot?

It was down to her lower back.

What did Max take so he would not be affected by the Groovy Guru's message?

It was down to her lower back.

What did Max take so he would not be affected by the Groovy Guru's message?

A Note

Has Seigfried ever had "feelings" for 99?

No, Seigfried's heart belonged to Shtarker

Max had a shoephone, what did Seigfried have?

No, Seigfried's heart belonged to Shtarker

Max had a shoephone, what did Seigfried have?

A watch that was a walkie-talkie (with Shtarker).

Did 'The Chief' have children?

He couldnt, he got a "radical vasectomy" from Max's "Laser Blaser"

What did 99 keep on her charm bracelet?

a charm teddy bear

What duel function do shoes serve on the show?

like everything else on the show, the shoes were also secret guns

Why was 99 so surprised when she found out what her late father had done for a living?

like everything else on the show, the shoes were also secret guns

Why was 99 so surprised when she found out what her late father had done for a living?

She thought he always went on business trips as an attorney.

How did the show come to a conclusion?

99 becomes a housewife, but still keeps her job as a parttime spy. The Chief retired and Max took over his job.

What kind of device was the stereophonic pistol?

99 becomes a housewife, but still keeps her job as a parttime spy. The Chief retired and Max took over his job.

What kind of device was the stereophonic pistol?

It aplified the "bang".

Who's Agent 99?

Agent 69's sister

What happened to Agent 13 when he was stationed in a mailbox?

Agent 69's sister

What happened to Agent 13 when he was stationed in a mailbox?

He got mailed! (lol)

Did Max pass his CONTROL swim test?

Well, thats almost the correct answer but, anyway... ;)

Yes , and he made it to the Spy Olympics swimming finals , only to lose the gold to Fang

Why did Max have at least 5 locks on his front door?

Well, thats almost the correct answer but, anyway... ;)


Actually he was ordered to get out by a cop. But I got my answer from what Max said, lol.

To keep out burglers from taking the instructions on his "home gagets".

What was 99's "last request" at the end of Rub A Dub, Dub, Three Spies In A Sub?

thats what i meant by almost the right answer ;) anywho.....

What was 99's "last request" at the end of Rub A Dub, Dub, Three Spies In A Sub? That Siegfried would finally give her that engagement ring hed been promissing her for so long.

finish the catchphrase: Would you ____________?

thats what i meant by almost the right answer ;) anywho.....

That Siegfried would finally give her that engagement ring hed been promissing her for so long.

finish the catchphrase: Would you ____________?

please stop saying that!

What's a freqent saying that 99 says?

^^^:lol:^^^ Good one!

"The Chief has a great butt, doesn't he Max?"

What did Max always respond to this?

^^^:lol:^^^ Good one!

"The Chief has a great butt, doesn't he Max?"

What did Max always respond to this?

"Uh, 99, are you feeling okay?"

Who's Fang?

That's what Max called his Sunbeam Tiger

What were the League of baldheaded men smuggling in their bowling balls?

That's what Max called his Sunbeam Tiger

What were the League of baldheaded men smuggling in their bowling balls?

Dice

Who was "smuggled" into the country in a Mummy case?

99 Who kind of thought herself to by "Max's Mummy" ;)

What was under the hood of Max's car besides the motor?

An arrow shooter

When did Max and 99 first kiss?

During the pilot episode, "Mr. Big"

What did Max and 99 use to fight off KAOS in Mr. Bunny's department store?

During the pilot episode, "Mr. Big"

What did Max and 99 use to fight off KAOS in Mr. Bunny's department store?

The piano in the music department.

Which "cover" was 99 *dying* to use in "Weekend Vampire"?

Hot goth vampire gal

Why did Max smell like a girl during the case at the KAOS dress shop?

Because he was around so many in the dress shop while they were modeling.

When does 99 tell Max that she's scared "for the first time"?

The first time she sees him in his briefs!

What was the name of the evil band being promoted by the Groovy Garoo?

The Psycodelic (no clue how to spell that, lol) Tigers

What's something Max would never say to 99?

"Look 99, i know you're my superior in every way; but, you don't need to keep rubbing it in!" (Sounds like something Max might say in the new movie though! :rolleyes: :barf:)

What happened to Dr Pliny, in the airport, while Max was standing on guard, right beside him?

"Look 99, i know you're my superior in every way; but, you don't need to keep rubbing it in!" (Sounds like something Max might say in the new movie though! :rolleyes: :barf:)

What happened to Dr Pliny, in the airport, while Max was standing on guard, right beside him?

I think I worded that wrong.. lol. But yeah, you're right!

To answer the question, he was kidnapped.

Who's Dr. Steele?

The evil giant robot overlord of KAOS, from the Get Smart anime series げとすまと*! (*Geto Sumato)

Where did Max first meet his old pal Sidney?

At an ice cream parlor when they were children.

What happened in Kisses For KAOS?

Max and Seigfried finally admitted to their mutual attraction to each other

What car does Max replace the Tiger with in season 5 (The one on CBS)?

A Black Ford Mustang

How come KAOS sometimes referred to 99 as Max's girl?

["..he just dismissed his dog and his girl." "..I knew he was going to call his girlfriend sooner or later.." "...ah, looks like your little girlfriend followed you here.." Etc.]

Cause they kept forgetting her number

What did Max have tattooed on his chest, on his wedding day?

A map to the church

When she's undercover in Season One's, "Our Man In Toyland", what department does 99 work in?

The Department of motor Vehicles :lol:

Why did Barbara Feldon always wear hairpieces on camera?

The Department of motor Vehicles :lol:

Why did Barbara Feldon always wear hairpieces on camera?

(lol -- Cute!)

So she could have different hair lengths in every episode.

{BTW, what's the real reason? I did hear her mention hairpieces in the 99 Loses Control Commentary, and she stated that (one scene for instance) that the scene where Max "barges" on her and Victor to say that his phone is ringing, that was really her hair}

In Barbara's opinion, did it bother Don that she was taller than him?

{BTW, what's the real reason? I did hear her mention hairpieces in the 99 Loses Control Commentary, and she stated that (one scene for instance) that the scene where Max "barges" on her and Victor to say that his phone is ringing, that was really her hair}
According to a couple interviews i read with Barbara Feldon, she has extremely fine hair, and it didnt film well, so she would augment it with hair pieces

anyway..... In Barbara's opinion, did it bother Don that she was taller than him?Hell no, he loved that, he'd even crouch down a bit to make it more apparent ;)

How did agent 13 react to always being put in cramped spaces on duty?

Oh yes! He loved being "in hiding" all the time! (lol)

Did Barbara and Don get along?

No, in fact they had to film all their scenes seperately in front of the "blue screen", then the techies would splice them both into the same footage

What "sickness" did the Chief seem to have, every time Max was around?

Fainting

What item came in the mail for Max that 99 was scared about?

his inflateable "Emma Peel" doll

Chief: "Max, you'll be facing torture, danger and maybe even death..."

Max: "Annnnnnnnnnnnnd _______________"

Hating it!

What condition did Dr. Zharko have in the episode "Shock It to Me?"

^^^:lol:^^^
He had the Rockin' pneumonia & the Boogie-Woogie Blues!

"Schtarker", The name of KAOS's #1 henchman, comes from the yiddish word for ________________

He had the Rockin' pneumonia & the Boogie-Woogie Blues!

LOL ^_^

Shucking corn

What "big" thing happened in S4?

A marriage......Seigfried & Schtarker

Did they have any children? :lol:

Yes, but no one knows where they came from...:eek:

What did Max use as 99's "engagement ring" in "The Impossible Mission?"

a ring pop

What did both Max and 99 go undercover as in "Kisses For KAOS" in Season One?

Crazy fun-loving funeral directors

According to 99, what does the plain's "Indian" word "Tappawasi" mean?

3rd Cousin Once Removed

What is Max ordered to do to the Chief in Shay Charles (bar) in Double Agent?

Kiss him full on the lips.....not as part of the case, but cause the Chief was feeling "lonely"

Was it ever mentioned how the "Craw" lost his hand?

Yes, it got caught in a laundry press while he was trying to erase a secret KAOS code out of a shirt collar.

What was really in the prop gun that 99 almost shot Max with in "Hurray For Hollywood?"

A little flag with the word "BANG!" on it

What effect did the "Retrogressor Gun" (ep 2) have on anyone that was shot with it?

It keeps changing your outfits.

What did 99 tell Max that made him crash into a cement wall?

"Agent 13 is our son!"

Why didnt Max ever drive the VW Karmann-Ghia , other than in the opening credits? (season 3-4)

It was really a decoy car used to fool KAOS.

What came out of the pay phone everytime Max tried to make a call at Victor Royale's casino?

diamond rings

Who did Mr. Bunny shoot in "Our Man in Toyland" from Season One?

GI Joe

What were the "Dead Spy Scrawls"?

:bump

GI Joe
What were the "Dead Spy Scrawls"?

Bugging devices by KAOS that looked like fuzzy worms.

- What happened to Max and 99 in the Sahara Desert?

Well, 99 became a harem girl to Sheik Ali Booboo and Max, suffering from heat stroke, Married a camel

Why did Max want to eat 99s buttons (in the same episode)

They were already starting to come off and so he wanted to eat them since they didn't have any thread or needles on hand to sew them back on.

In Our Man In Toyland, what did Max tell 99 she could do with the nickel that the Chief owed him if something happened to him?

Put it into a trust fund that would mature in 1999

Who was first picked (then rejected) for the role of Maxwell Smart?

Dick Van Dyke

In A Man Called Smart (S3), who was shot?

Everyone BUT the Chief :lol:

What did 99s late father used to do for a living?

a lawyer

What did her mother do?

She ran a boarding house for KAOS agents

Would you _____________?

get outa my life

Why was Max "on the run" in Don't Look Back?

He pissed off 99 by leaving the toilet seat up in the CONTROL bathroom

Which character had a father-son relationship with Max?

Hymie

Why did KAOS plant a bomb in Hymie that was set to go off during Max's bachelor party?

They were angry cause they werent invited to the party!

What famous flyer did Max mistake Seigfried for, when he made the trip to meet 99's Mother?

Orville Wright

What number did 99's mother tell Max he could call her if it wasn't taken?

185

(which numbers did I add together? lol)

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Which assignment were Max & 99 going to be watching each other get shot?

The wild west one, where their cover story was that they would be cowboys, having a "duel" (I know, lame, but, its all i could think of :lol: )

What was special about Dr Yes's longest, sharpest nail?

It was full of neosporin, which helped heal the cuts he gave himself with his other fingernails.

What did Max use to stop the walls from crushing him and 99 in "Dr. Yes?"

Let's just say, if they had had Viagra in 1967, he could have used it :rolleyes:

Who was always jealous of the women who hung around Max?

[So much for things being "G" rated... :rolleyes:]

CONTROL's parrot agent.

Who did 99 want The Chief to be fixed up with?

Seigfried

Speaking of Seigfried, what did he have on his left cheek?

a Mosquito bite

What happened to Fang in the Pet Shop ep?

He showed himself to be a natural leader and led the 1967 "pet revolt" that made us all the vasals of our animal overlords (Heil Fang, slavemaster to us all!)

What did Max use as a "gas mask"?

A silk scarf that he borrowed from 99.

What did the chief always wear on his left hand?

A purple glove (Years later, his illigitimate Son Micheal Jackson would copy the idea from him)

What colour was 99s revolver?

Blue

How many children did Max and 99 have?

4

What prize does Max want instead of the doll in "The Wax Max?"

He wanted the stuffed "Talking Tennesee Tuxedo" plush....it reminded him of someone

What was REALLY in those toaster boxes marked "949"?

Toasters...LOL!

Where did Esperanza hide the Tequila Mockingbird?

i was hoping that would be your wrong answer :lol:

Where did Esperanza hide the Tequila Mockingbird?
Where all women hide their valuables.....in her bra

What kind of man was General Pajarito of San Saludos?

a gentleman

What did Max and 99 name the twins?
(something other than Zach and Maxine....)

Mary-Kate & Ashley

Why didnt the "Cone of Silence" EVER work properly?

Because it was made out of plastic.

(The "plastics make things possible" phrase doesn't quite work here [lol])

Name a time it actually worked.

When Max threw it at Siegfried (I didnt say it worked as a COS)

Why did Max say that he worked at the Pontiac Greeting Card co?

So people wouldn't send him cards in the mail. He sees them all the time as it is.

How many names did Max go by in A Man Called Smart (3 parter)?

3.....Abraham Lincoln, John F Kennedy and Miss Amelia Earhart

Did anyone suspect he was using cover names?

:bump

:bump C'mon, play!!! :(

3.....Abraham Lincoln, John F Kennedy and Miss Amelia Earhart

Did anyone suspect he was using cover names?

No. They figured he had a split (or triple) personality.

What was the game that 99 (aka Melissa Westbrook) told Rex that she and Max used to play as children in Kisses For KAOS?

(Be modest, lol)

russian roulette (Max lost)

Who was agent 4 and whydid Max admire him so much?

Max's Father. (That pretty much explains the second question in a sense, lol)

What happened to Max in the beginning of The Groovy Guru in The Cheif's office?

He took a lie pill, and kissed..........the Chief........then Larrabee!

How many times did Max and 99 kiss before season 4?

1,095 times.

How did Max propose to 99?

He pushed her down, stepped on her foot, and said "Youre mine!"

What colour gun did 99 carry?

Sky Blue

Was 99 ever kidnapped?

No, she was too heavy at 579 lbs, to move!

What special device did Max's Tiger have hidden under the hood?

What special device did Max's Tiger have hidden under the hood?

A bubble gum machine.

What did 99 go undercover as in Casablanca?

She went undercover, disguised as Richard Nixon

Why did she pick the Nixon costume?

So she would be kicked out of the agency. (I know lame answer, but I wanna try and continue some of these threads, LOL)

Who was 'Dr. T'?